>That one customer that pays for $3 worth of stuff with a $100 bill
>That one customer that knows your job "better" than you
>"THATS NOT WHAT THE COUPON SAYS"
>"This is supposed to be on sale"
>"If it doesn't scan it must be free haha"
What about you /b/ whats your "favorite" type of customer? Honestly at this point I'm convinced everyone around here is illiterate because they can't properly read the sale signs.
Don't be so naive. It's a game. Every time I walk into the market I play it with the clerk's. Most of them don't give enough of a shit and let me get away with discounts I don't deserve.
>>769060690
Hell is full of people like you.
"It doesn't scan lmao I guess it's free."
That's the tenth time I've heard that this week, and it's not funny. It doesn't even make sense. I'm here for 8 houra and don't want to put up with this shit
>>769060775
I can't say I blame him. A discount is sort of like getting paid if you were going to purchase the item at full price irregardless
>>769060968
That phrase is golden. You're supposed to say every time. It works so many times a year it could probably save you a hundred quid
>>769060968
How do so many different people have that same shitty joke and think its funny?
>>769060578
The one that plays the race card when they want to break policy. You know, niggers
>>769060690
>being this jewy
fucking wageslaves lmao
>>769061052
I had never even heard it before I started to work retail. It's just weird because I hear it multiple times per weak, and it doesn't even make sense. Like why the fuck would it be free ffs
>>769061394
I know the worst part is when you hear it multiple times a day then it starts to feel like a fucking conspiracy to piss you off.
>>769061305
>being a tool and paying full price to a faceless corporation like the rest of the sheeple
>>769061673
Don't take your agenda out on the cashier's just trying to make a living. Higher ups get pissy if we have to void shit or change it alot.
>>769061820
Youre puppets for a corporation. You placed yourself there so you have to deal with the bullshit that comes with it
>>769061948
We can't all live in commie land spending our NEETbucks on tendies you tard.
>>769060578
my time working as a cashier in a grocery store in the scum part of town was hell, thanks for making me remember
>>769062075
We all suffer together my friend.
>>769062072
I'm in Britain and I've earned every pound. Don't be mad that it's at a higher rate than your clerk job. I didn't force you to choose this life
>be me
>go to store
>see expensive object I like
>search my coupon parcel for said item
>talk clerk into lowering the price if I pay in cash
>ask when next big sale is
>ask clerk to put product on the side till big sale
>buy product 60% off
>>769062284
I can't tell if what you're implying. What high paying job do you work that doesn't involve being someones puppet?
>>769060578
Honestly dude.
I worked retail for about 4 years,and ill agree with you that its slightly annoying when people do everything you mentioned. But on the other hand, its really not that bad of a job...........youre just letting peoples behaviour get the best of you.
The only time i would get mad at a customer is when they would be in a rush. THOSE kinds of people really get me.
>>769062351
Oh God I forgot about extreme couponers. Most of them are pretty nice people but then you get asshole that get pissed off if 1 cent is out of place.
>>769062368
Oh don't get me wrong. We're all puppets unless you are your own boss. The difference is I don't have to directly interact with people and deal with their bullshit. Don't act like being a clerk is the same thing as being a district manager
>>769062518
why are you trying to scam people? 1 cent here, 1 cent there, suddenly it's extra $500.
>>769062415
You're right they are minor annoyances. There has only been one moment I have been teeth grindingly upset. This one bitch who would not listen and let me work. She kept pulling her debit card out because I was doing "wrong" and was telling me how to do my job. But I guess thats just how it is be polite to the customer.
>>769060578
Why work a clerk job? Why? You ALWAYS get paid minimum. You would be better off waiting tables. Hell, when i was still wagecucking my life away, i was making almost $15 an hour entry level at a warehouse. Thats double what youre making now and all you have to do is pass a drug test, background check and a weeks worth of training which is typical for most jobs. As long as youre eighteen youre elligible. Find a better job, seriously. Its not worth it.
>inb4 buhbuhbuh muh schooling
>still going to college after all these years of people telling you how pointless a degree is.
>>769062538
It's not I agree I'm.... honestly not sure how we got to this point in the conversation.
My "favorite" ones are those who's credit or debit cards are declined and it's apparently my fault that it's that way.
Then they storm out and leave and I have to wait for the manager to do a void while I have a huge ass line.
>>769060578
You might as well be on welfare with a job like that you fucking degenerate.
Learn to teach yourself.
Beggars can't be choosers.
>>769062727
Thats pretty rude of her. But theres always a firm, but polite, way to tell her to stop and give you time to process what she wants. I do it all the time at when a customer over-explains every troubleshooting step theyve already done to fix their internet/hard drives.
Its like bitch chill, i can handle it if you give me a moment.
>>769062903
Oh boy those are great. and if it's anything like where I work then you have to go put their $300 worth of items back.
>that one employee that complains despite having the easiest job on Earth
>that one employee who bitches because they're not making $100/hr being a register jockey
>that one employee who will quit for greener pastures and end up being a register jockey somewhere else
I don't miss being a cashier, make something of yourself and you won't miss it either.
Ive realized this thread is just a millenial circlejerk of high school kids who want to whine about their job but not put the effort forward to find a new one.
Love you, /b/. Never stop whining.
>>769062983
I tried but she refused to listen it might be because I'm not good with people. She just kept telling me I was wrong and how other stores did it differently. It didn't help that after she yanked her card out the first time a bunch of U's kept appearing on my screen so I had to reset the whole thing.
>>769063108
Millennials are pushing 30, you dumb faggot. You're thinking of Gen Z.
>>769063108
>see thread full of people conplaining
>complain
make a good thread and i'll follow, you cunt
>People who throw their card on the counter when you're ringing them up
200% angry
>>769063209
Whoopsies.
Sorry, Gen Z. Didnt mean to mislable you nor trigger you.
Can you guys stop whining about your shit jobs now?
>>769060578
"why do you need to see my license do i look under 18?!"
>>769060578
>That one customer that pays for $3 worth of stuff with a $100 bill
That's the reason theyr'e buying something that is fucking 3 dollars. They're breaking their hundred. Typical fucking minimum wage cuck
>>769063300
no
>>769063217
Youre right. I come off as if im complaining. Allow me to reiterate:
Find a new job, loser. Plenty of better paying entry level jobs out there. You obviously have connection to the internet so youre fully capable of looking online for something that pays at least two fold better than what youre making now. Complaining about being a clerk is like complaining about jumping into a shit river. Why did you jump in if you knew it was full of shit? Find a cleaner river, dummy.
>>769063300
>mfw this fucking retard doesn't know what a millenial is
Let me educate you, you fucking autist. So sick of you middle aged 'big boys' going around using a word they have no idea what it means, assuming it refers to everybody who knows how to use a smart phone. A millenial is someone who did NOT, repeat, did NOT reach adulthood before the 21st century. Hence the term, millenial. You are most likely a fucking millenial. So yes as >>769063209 said, millennials are pushing 30.
>>769063371
>my life sucks
>i wish it didnt suck
>waits ten minutes
>my life sucks
(You)
>>769063300
>whining about shit jobs
I'm here to laugh at the wage slaves, millennial-in-denial.
>>769063501
Good idea i'll get on that once I fill out my blank resume and develop people skills. Both of which I am %100 aware are my fault.
>>769063501
you're still in a thread you don't like, telling people what to do. i'm not a clerk, i just want to read about people being assholes. mission accomplished, you holier than thou faggot.
>>769063603
Who cares? It really wasnt my point. My point is you guys are too stupid to look for a better paying job yet you sit here ON THE INTERNET, A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN FIND JOBS and instead complain on 4chan. Your qaulity of living doesnt increase by itself. You have to make moves.
>>769063300
sorry i cant afford to get a degree or a house in the economy you ruined grandpa
>>769063653
Lmfao i think 1 in 5 of my employers actually looked at my resume. Have you considered at least trying?
>>769063712
Look, im not trying to be a pretentious asshole. I want you guys to take note on how to make better money. Step one is trying.
>>769060578
Not working in sales but I saw
>"THATS NOT WHAT THE COUPON SAYS"
just yesterday when a lady tried to stick a 25% off sticker on 6 bottles of beer
She even threatened the cashier to come back later and get them out one at a time.
I hate greedy ppl
>>769063795
>trying to motivate people on 4chan
I want to pity you but every human you meet does that already.
>>769063867
Yep and let me tell you the only reason I have my current job is that the manager took pity on me. I appreciate the job but the people you have to serve are assholes.