What are your thoughts on ass eating?
Apparently that's the new sexual fad nowadays.
>>769061837
Do it after showers. If your woman has a great ass its very fun to do. Wife is very clean. Won't do it dirty. She will return the favor as well. I love it and its a special treat.
>>769061837
>new
>>769061837
Gross. Great way to get a gram negative pneumonia (ecoli), URTI or just get sick as fuck.
>>769061837
>new fad
Yeah because people haven't been eating ass for as long as sex has been around.
I mean I've never done it, its not my thing. But its not like someone just invented it last month.
>>769061990
You hang with gross birches bro
>>769061837
you gotta lube it up with your spit, loosen it up with your tongue, and then hold her tight while you exhaust your entire pulmonary volume into her asshole.
>>769061837
its great. having my ass, balls and dick licked all together is another plane of pleasure. licking a skinny girls clean ass is pretty nice too.
Poe’s Law bullshit, avoid
>>769061958
>>769062084
Not necessarily "new", but it's definitely at a point where it's normie now at least to talk about in the open or bring up.
>>769061990
>implying you wouldn't eat this
What are you a faggot!?
>>769062145
I genuinely loled
>>769062186
Getting your ass ate as a dude is mad sus.
>>769062218
Its always been that way. I've been having sex since the early 90s and girls would talk about it. I'd always say no though cus the thought of it just kills my boner.
I've done it, not bad it. I've had my ass eaten, amazing feeling.
>>769062276
Id eat that pussy in a heartbeat. Not the ass though.
>>769062389
Why not, it's literally right there and it looks way more tempting then that gross roast beef below it.
>>769062134
In general it is. Assholes are gross in general regardless of the bitch Einstein. Unless you really clean the fuck out of it it can happen. Plus for people who stick their tongue inside.. I don't trust it even if she got a colonoscopy. No amount of cleaning will get me to do that. If it's clean as shit I might be open to licking the outside but that's as close as I'm getting.
>>769062276
I really have no interest.
>>769062305
why? it feels good. a girl is doing it. youre not having your asshole penetrated. are you really this much of an insecure faggot?
>>769062544
You're digging a hole for yourself fag.
>>769062333
Nah, people definitely weren't openly talking about eating ass in the 90s.
Hell, I could barely even get a girl to let me fuck her in the ass in the 2000s, now it's almost mandatory.
It's nigger shit
>>769062544
I mean maybe if shes licking your bhole while youre on your back but if youre bent and spread over ur kinda gay bro
>>769062604
not really. youre the one claiming that a girl going down on you is somehow gay. meanwhile you have no actual reasoning for it, just typical autistic responses.
please explain how a girl licking you is "mad sus" (what are you, some new york wnna be nigger faggot?)
>>769062305
>Mad sus
Hahahahahahaha
Imagine caring about shit like this. Getting your ass eaten by a girl is amazing
>>769061990
>>769061837
My wife does not like her ass licked, but she dose enjoy a finger while I eat her pussy.
She eats my ass pretty often and I love it
>>769062680
of course youre on your back. who ever said anything about being bent over? that didnt even cross my mind. clearly youre a fucking faggot for even considering that.
have you ever got your dick sucked while bent over? that shit wouldnt even cross my mind. you are laying on your back. its not like you only get your ass licked. like i said, its in conjunction with a blowjob you fucking soyboy.
>>769062634
Just because they didn't talk to you about it doesn't mean they weren't talking about it. Like I said, I had girls talk to me about it. I also had no problem hooking up with girls that would take it in the ass, and this started for me around 1993 or 94
>>769061837
Licking.
Not eating.
Big difference.
>>769061837
Oh wow this thread again.
IF IT SMELLS I BAILS!!!
Only rule that should be.
>>769061837
Well from a doctors perspective. Unless your girl is shitting boiling hot water for about 3 minutes straight you have a chance to get sick. I actually get patients in their late teens-mid twenties that come in with all sorts of throat infections and pink eye. It's entirely too common. And I have to sit there with a straight face and tell them the other risks of anilingus besides the infection he got from eating the ass of a girl who has a case intestinal strep. I get that taboo is fun, but you kid really don't know what type of fire you're playing with.
>>769062744
i would just keep thinking about where that finger had been for the rest of the night and focus on not rubbing my eyes - kinda ruins the whole thing for me
>>769062835
Doesn't matter, cause I'm not talking about you or me
I'm talking in the public general majority sense.
>>769062276
Prime anus
>>769061837
The ASS HOLE is an EXIT.
It is NOT an ENTRANCE !!
>>769062907
>I actually get patients in their late teens-mid twenties that come in with all sorts of throat infections and pink eye
Wtf?
Who goes to the doctor with a throat infection and pink eye?
Vodka will solve both those problems.
>>769062907
That's why I said you can get sick earlier ITT. I see the same shit too and why I'd prefer to avoid that in general.
>>769062920
You have to get clean for ass play. Prep the butthole for sucsess
>>769062992
Nobody is talking about sticking things in asses. We are talking about licking them
>>769063043
see
>>769062907
>>769062634
It's been almost mandatory since 04
OP is just underage, and probably just discovered this.
Ive done it before, I'll probably do it again, but anons right. Only after showering
>>769063118
what about tongues?
>>769062212
what does zelda have to do with this?
>>769062907
Kind of sucks tbh. I guess anuses just arent meant for sex play though they feel so good.
Never ate ass, but I I fucked my gf in the ass occasionally. Got a urethra infection once , I was like wtf, thought that was something only girls got.
Anyways had to take antibiotics, which sucked cause they gave me diarrhea for a while. Now I use condoms when we do anal, but it's just not the same...
>>769062782
You’re still in the minor league then you prudish cuck. I’ll be bend over with my face in the bed and my cock pressed back so she can jerk me with a fist full of lube while she tongues my turd cutter....
>>769062962
Ikr, they're shaped like literal bulls-eyes
it's only natural someones penis/tongue is going to be drawn to them.
Love her ass but I never eat it. I grab it and rub it and play with it, but putting my mouth on an asshole isn’t high on my list of to dos.
>>769063177
Fyi, any time you kiss a new person or holy fuck, smash your genitals together and swap fluids, one of you is also likely to get sick.
>>769062084
Sex has been around for as long as sexual procreation has been around. The asshole is a waste exit pipeline and is significantly more risky for direct contact than the standard good old vaginal way. That's a fact.
Humanity has avoided certain risky behaviors for as long as humanity has existed, because EATING ASS has historically exposed your face to a whole lot of harmful diseases and bacteria. That's a fact.
Ass eating has never been a POPULAR THING, including now, even with modern hygiene and medicine.
Don't let your sexual perversion and degeneracy get in the way of actual truth and actual facts.
>>769062782
I've gotten my dick sucked while bent over. She was on her back and told me to get on top of her
>assumed the position for the sole purpose of procreation
>she puts her hands on my ass and pulls me up to sit on her chest
>confused
>thinking she's just gonna put the dill between her melons
>scoots down
>pushes my hips in the air and knocks my arm out from under me
>I'm face down ass up and she's sucking me like an udder
It was all good until she slapped her hands on my ass and spread it wide. I saw the face of God and knew it was not my time.
Idk but I was into it. It's a fad thing I barely get any when I was 21(30) I asked someone he said no.
>>769061990
Exactly. Coliform and sepsis cleaning out the gene pool.
>>769063218
Lolz, still a young pup... I've been eating girls ass since the early 80's.
>>769063352
I’m the guy who’s all about licking ass... and I wouldn’t lick that dumpy ass... she looks like a 4/10 with an unkempt body
>>769063177
Don't eat strange whore ass.
>>769063353
true, but not from fresh feces. External parts can be washed better than internal ones and caution is always advised
>>769063570
UNkept. Haha. You’re an idiot
>>769063572
i wont. i wont even eat familiar whore ass, or any type of ass at all (i would also not want to be with any girl that would be up for eating my ass)
>>769063764
Sorry buddy. I know you’re all Fisher Price on your 4/10 but that body is like water in a trashbag. Glad she got some ass cheeks to placate you though.
Nah fam, you don't have to near the anus to have a good munch down there. Get her on her stomach, pillow under her waist to prop her up a bit, and faceplant into those buns. Kiss, lick, bite(tenderly), and slobber all over her undercheek, inner thighs, side of her crack, and up to the base of the spine. Occasionally get a mouthful of cheek and pop it out. Lick down to her knees' backsides and kiss/lick around there. Come back up and take a swipe at the gash to get a bit of that salty slime on your tongue, then chow down again. Avoid the vag and anus almost entirely. Guarantee if you've done adequate prep work, you can get her to the brink of orgasm, sometimes beyond.
>>769061837
New ? I've been doing it for decades. A few didn't dig it, most did/does
>>769063352
What a waste.
I'd spread those cheeks and dine on her shithole in a split second.
>>769062992
Actually, it's both
>>769063871
Sorry, not up on middle school lingo. She may not be your type, but implying she’s saggy Is just retarded.
>>769064214
nah m8, nothing is ment to go in there
>>769063764
>no definition
>saggy ass
>dresses like trailer trash
>face is guaranteed busted
He's right you know.
>>769061990
you can get pneumonia out of eating ass ?
>>769062276
she must have had a BBC in there since its so wide open without any help.
>>769064574
e-coli is gram-negative pneumonia
it will kill you, BUTTFAG
>>769064491
>not dressed in any pics
Yes, underwear is not exactly classy.
LOl. Okay.
>>769064343
She's not saggy and she's not firm.
>>769064574
If for some odd reason you were to deeply inhale and she got some shit particles in the air it's possible. It's not very likely since an upper respiratory is of much greater concern but an infection can start up high and go lower too. It's not going to be as common as pink eye as the other anon pointed out but it's within the realm of possibility. If you ate ass and had pneumonia not too far off (let's say within 48-72 hours) I'd be very sure to cover gram negatives just in case.
>>769064491
I was gonna back him up too but this faggot is screeching reeeeeeeee defending his average girlfriend. She’s for sure busted. No wonder he won’t tongue her gram negative.
>>769064574
also known as "sneezy anus"
>>769064706
that fucking sucks, why is everything thats good bad for you...
I like to bury my face in girls butts (nose where the hole is and motorboat) not really eat it
>>769064849
You know who for sure has a sneezy anus?
>>769063352
Trailer park here.
>>769064706
You see it in hospitals a lot more frequently and yeah, it can kill. Especially if you're older, have comorbidities or are immunocompromised you could die.
For the young people eating ass ITT (though I'm only 23 to be fair) it will likely just be a wake up call for you to stop or exercise much more caution with that practice.
I was eating ass before it was a fad
Fucking children
>>769064995
Preach
>>769061837
gf finds it tickly, how do I improve?
>>769064973
lol
>>769065045
Big flat tongue... long slower licks.
I ate my ex's ass out one time. I fucking love menudo so it was basically like slurping down a delicious hot bowl of soup, sans cilantro. She like it, and I liked that she liked it so we both won. I came in my usual 2 minutes, but some things can't be helped. I think I'm gonna go get some menudo now since I don't have a gf.
>>769064343
She’s hot anon. Don’t listen to the trolls or feed them. You’ve posted her too much, but she’s pretty fine.
>>769064724
>"not dressed in any pics Hurr Durr"
>bitch literally wearing a neon yellow shirt she probably picked up from some dive bar during some retarded cancer event for a dying redneck named Cooter or Bingo.
>>769065143
Make sure they have dat hominy in there you spic cunt.
When you really love someone, sticking your tongue in their anus cements the love. You'd never do that to someone really dirty or unworthy. The anus is intended for pleasure. Pleasure it and yoself, dumbasses
>>769065200
I was watching this from the sidelines- but you’re samefagging. This is getting pathetic.
Someone get that girl a lightbulb and a bag of meth so she can complete her look.
Also dem busted feet
>>769065341
Probably
>>769063352
do you at least fuck her butthole?
>>769065341
Probably. She's had 8-10 dicks in her cunt. She still experimenting.
>>769065341
>>769063352
God damnit this thread has the worst looking bitches in it
I've done it a lot and enjoy it.
Just make sure they shower first and clean well.
I definitely wouldn't do it if they didn't shower first.
>>769065345
Wrong. Have a bunch of her pics and am a fan
>>769065274
Bacteria dont give a shit about love bucko.
I would never do that to anyone. The anus is intended for waste disposal. Dont stick your face in it, dumbass
>>769065101
i'll try that
I break in new gfs by licking their ass. Most women have never experienced it and it's the first step towards coaxing them to do anal later.
My favorite date was a fat bitch who when I said "I forgot rubbers" said "that's ok, cum in my ass". She was a squirter and sex with her was basically the best thing ever. I've been with smart, dumb, fit, sloppy, easy, high maintenance women before and since, and nothing compared to the cunt and asshole on that fat bitch with the amazing sex drive who let me cum in her ass on the first date.
>>769065569
Oh thank god the autist sharing them was pretending that was his gf...
>>769065596
Who cares, ass just looks too good so it's worth the risk.
If I die from bacteria from having my tongue deep in some qt girls butt then so be it. I died happy.
I love it, I ate my girlfriends at night when we were backpacking all day in 80 degree weather. didn't bother me in the least.
>>769065931
Basically it's what listerine was made for. Can't shy me from the sacred star-fish with 'bacteria'
>>769065931
Its all Darwinism so go ahead
>>769063278
Enema dude.
>>769066136
Are you going to rinse every few seconds before you swallow?
Listerine isn't going to get what's already in your stomach
A girl's ass tastes best in it's natural state.
>>769062084
Exactly. I've been doing it since high school, and I graduated in 96. My wife started doing it in college. So when we bet, it was a match made in heaven. A little weird to think about her eating other dude's asses when she was younger, but meh, I did it tons of times to girls and women growing up, so it's not that weird.
>>769066533
You damn right I will, and I'll do it using this hat.
>>769061837
I must admit, I like it.
>>769062907
Always dudes? Ever get teen girls with those same symptoms?
>>769064706
>>769064785
>>769064849
Never eated ass before that was I had the pneumonia question, ive feeling curious too was going to eat this girls ass but she kinda pussyed out not too long ago.
anyway thanks for the info
>>769066533
Meh, too much prep
Never really had to tbh. She's a vegan, so she gets those clean fiber shits (i'm assuming) and she's a once a day morning shitter so it's never been a problem.
It's never even been dirty tbh when we do it, I think I just got really unlucky and something just happened to go in my urethra.
>>769065596
Fuck off, it feels good duck
>>769063034
>Vodka will solve both those problems
That's why people go to the doctor.
>>769067022
Sometimes teen girls. It's usually married women in their 30's-40's when it's females.
I gave my gf herpes around her butt from eating it. Now there is no more butt munching. I miss eating her asshole :(
>>769067483
meant for >>769066348
>>769067860
Makes sense. My wife's divorced friends have all gotten on board the ass eating train too. My wife is the only of her married friends that does it.
>>769062467
Faggot
I been eating ass since before it was cool and I've always loved it
>>769067874
you gave your girlfriend rectal herpes?
>>769067809
Fuck off, its gross and unhealthy
>>769068087
Fuck off, it's hot and delicous
>>769067981
Yeah the doc said it was very rare to get it the way she got it but I gave it to her by eating out her anus
I eat ass.
>>769061837
It's not a fad, it's just more commonly accepted so you hear more people talk about it. People have been eating ass for a long time.
I'm 23 next month, and I've wanted to lick girls' buttholes since I was 12. Suddenly it became cool and more acceptable to talk about and I was kind of like, "what the fuck?".
>>769061837
>new
you're late to the party
>>769061837
Been doing for almost 20 years... no plans no stop soon. Fucking love eating ass, girl or boy, don't matter.
I love eating ass, she loves it too.
>>769061837
Im here to chew ass and kick bubble gum and im all out of ass.
Duke kickem
>>769062907
Been married for 11 years and have been eating the same ass for that time. Not once have I gotten sick. I think we share some bacterial similarities because of years of close proximity and a similar diet though.
>>769069132
Nah, I'm 35. Ass eating wasn't a thing back when I was younger.
Anal was nowhere near as widespread as it is nowadays.
The internet changed mainstream sexuality forever IME.
Western White dudes began loving women with fat asses, whereas in the 80s and early 90s they had the same tastes as Eastern European males (tight body and big tits). Hispanic and black men have always loved big asses.
>>769069672
White people USED to love big asses till american tv.
>>769061837
new? Listen kid, let your nuts drop before you post again ok?
>>769069739
They used to love chubby women, but I think they used to love the figure and tits. I don't think they lusted after their asses (from what I've seen, looking at old pin ups and nude photos).
>>769061837
People been eatin' ass since before your grand pappy was born, kiddo.
>>769070415
Victorian dresses.
Blowing smoke up peoples asses.
Sodomy.
Hell in spain it was a law that you could kill a man(or duel? idk) for seeing your wifes feet.
recommended
>>769069739
That's because back before TV women weren't all hamgalaxies, and a genuinely curvy woman with a big ass and big tits was rare.
Now the average female weight in america is 170 pounds and the average cup size of these lardwhales is a DD.
the problem of course is that these women only incidentally have huge asses and tits, because they have huge everything.
>>769070733
>Victorian Dresses.
https://www.quora.com/Did-white-women-wear-bustles-in-the-1800s-to-make-their-butts-look-bigger
>Blowing smoke up peoples asses.
How Dr's blowing smoke up people's asses in the past as a medical treatment, evidence of white men loving big asses?
>Sodomy
Again, not evidence of liking big asses. Men can like fucking small asses.
Look at pin ups and nudes throughout the 20th century west.
The fat asses that we see rampant are not emphasized. Small butts were in. The emphasis was on a voluptuous figure and tits.
Western white guys were primarily about tits until the internet came along. Eastern European white guys have the same tastes that white western men used to have.
