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ITT /b/ live together
What on earth is that thing in the fucking toilet?
>>688951837
which one?
The one in my fucking room. What is it?
>>688951620
4chan Dorms!! Can I be an ra
Faggots you are all faggots
>>688951620
Lets fap on femanons.
If i find a nigger on the property im calling the police!
No niggers!
There's fucking cum in the coffee jar again! Fuck sake!
Where's bitches my sandwich?
>>688952464
Did you do it? please get it out. you may have to shoot it a few times, i think I saw it move.
Okay guys if I order a pizza are any of you going to have any?
>>688951620
Wghens dinnwr
>>688952620
I may have one slice. put mushrooms on it please.
>>688952692
Im going to need more if a comitment than may anon
>>688951620
We got some niggas in the basement
>>688952653
Well >>688952620 is getting pizza
>>688952620
only if there is sausage on it, or through it
>>688952620
no cheese for me please.
It's finally summer! Time to party!!! Lol kekerino. I'm too kewl 5 u.
tost
>>688952767
Cheese pizza?
>>688952752
I'm just not that hungry
(family guy reference?)
>>688952814
kek
Fuck it I'll order two pizzas
>>688952475
Hey I'm daquan, and I'm your new roommate
>>688952869
(Yes)
There seems do be a van parked across the street.
>>688952845
Well it's a pizza so it will have cheese on it, so far we've agreed on mushrooms
I like to dig around your panty drawers and jizz in them
>>688951620
It would be like lord of the flies. Holy fuck.
>>688952758
Shit, are we gonna have to call the POLice again?
>>688952955
I want free range sand on mine
Important question tho
Should we get
-dominos
-pizza hut
-papa john's
Dubs decides
>>688953074
That's retarded. Well get you a small one so you can have it to yourself.
>>688953055
Yeah call the fucking swat team to exterminate these niggers
>>688951620
WHO BE PUTTIN DAY COA'S ON DA FLO?!?!?!?!
>>688952969
So that's why my cum rags were crusty
anyone who wants to smoke weed come to my room, all on me.
>>688953012
That was an awesome song.
I love Ellie Goulding.
>>688953144
You decide then ;)
Would us femanons be able to live there too? Who will make the sandwiches?
>>688953207
It's one of the reasons.
my friends are coming over. buy some drinks and food
>>688953222
Check'em ill decide then: Domino's
I SAID!!!!!
WHO BE PUTTIN DAY COA'S ON DA FLO!?!?!?!
>>688953321
fiine but you get the crappy topbunks
>>688953345
>>>/pol/ will be here shortly
>>688953321
>Would us femanons be able to live there too?
Anyone have ether?
>>688953208
Hold the door brochacho and gimmie a blunt
>>688953144
Pizza Hut objectively a best.
>>688953321
Sure but you must be topless at all times, with timestamp glued to left breast above nipple.
>>688953366
Dominos it is
>>688952619
I ain't touchin that shit
someone buy bleach for anons room
Who keeps fucking a bag of flour out on the balcony? Im not mad, im impressed if anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RakycOpICWs
1:05
>>688953582
What about a clock like flava flav?
I'm officially announcing gay sex Fridays.
Every Friday everybody has to cum in my mouth at least once.
Just so you all know.... Rent was due 20 Days ago....
Somebody drank my For Lokos
And my FUCKING DIET COKE
WHO THE FUCK?!
>>688953882
I'm working on Friday, can you do Tuesday?
>>688953811
Errr, topless, timestamp, left nipple
>>688953321
Hey bby,
you
me
basement
now
>>688953882
>at least
It was your error on not setting a limit anon
Drown
>>688953945
Well fuck, how much do we owe?
I'm hanging myself in the closet
>also i clogged one of the toilets
>>688954031
For one, if you work, you definitely don't live here.
And two, I'll gladly give you a rain check. Just don't tell anyone. I don't want them to think I"m gay.
>>688954128
Nothing a good nut cant pay for
>>688954128
Nothing i just gave the landlord a helping hand if you catch my drift
my sister is coming. who has a extra bed for her? mine is already taken
Who made the spaghetti?
that sounds fun
>>688954220
>>688954205
Good job guys ;)
>>688954314
Dibs
>>688954337
mom
Everybody shut up for a second please, I'm on the phone...
Ah yes....Google Fiber....sorry about that. I'd like to open up three accounts please.
>>688954187
I sell cigarettes to school children, I enjoy there suffering, more a hobby than anything.
>>688954337
Yo man, who was at the house last night some girl came in my room in the dark and sucked me off around 2AM
>>688954447
Whatever pays the bills anon
Will the Nigger stop eating the leftover KFC?
>>688954447
that's perfect...next time you sell....ask them if they need any booze...I'd like to get in on that action too.
>>688954513
that wasn't no girl big boy
>>688954209
WHAT THE FUCK
>>688954447
>>688954599
Yeah, ask them if they want any "happy candy" too.
WHY DOES THE SINK ALWAYS SMELL LIKE PISS?
>>688954599
>>688954691
Will do.
>>688954819
That's a sink...?
>>688954819
Thats the piss sink
Make way for my pup. He dont bite. We'll be hotboxing my room. Weed or gtfo
FFS!!! my flashlight broke. can i borrow one guys?
WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BOTTLES OF CUM?
If I call your name go to sleep
Goodbye James, Steve, Aaron, Shaniqua
>>688954982
I needed lotion man chill
>>688954922
Sure, wash it first though
TADAIMA~
>>688953222
>>688953366
>>688953600
>>688953144
Wtf just happened here
>>688955071
Ahh, well it does work very well as lube too. If you can stand the smell that is
>>688955082
IEUW!!! i was looking for a flashlight. not man dildo.
>>688955295
The smell is the best part
>>688954627
Fuck
>>688955297
OHHH I though you said FLESHlite. Sorry anon!!!
>>688955397
Do you have any bottled up?
>>688953960
I needed some to clean anons toilet since nobody cares enough to go to the store
>>688955500
Only half a coke bottle
>>688955584
It's cleaned? Finally!
>>688953707
Yo man, flower is ultra realistic on LSD
>>688955670
Then use your own!
Be right back guys. I'm going to cut a glory hole into my bedroom door.
>>688954443
Oh yeah finally we'll get some got dam wifi around here
>>688955918
Cut two please ;)
>>688954542
Nah man, he does it in exchange for yardwork and intimidating the landlord
If not for him we'd probably be evicted
>>688955795
You have a talent, it needs to be harnessed to its full potential.
i found this evil beast in my room. whos is it?
>>688956126
Well okay :p
>>688955691
speaking of that, who wants to go mugging with me and nigger?
we need more cash so we can hit up the store later
>>688956411
Can we lynch as well?
>>688956411
Alright fuck it, let me get my JFK mask and high powered rifle
>>688956605
Well if we paint nigger white so he doesn't get lynched himself.
Damn! How nice is this basement?
>>688956721
Down
>>688956605
As long as it's not nigs
Me and him go way back
>>688956736
there is no basement...
>>688951620
WHO THE FUCK FILLED MY POCKET PUSSY WITH ICYHOT?
>>688956736
Hey, can you check on the 12yo in the closet while you're down there
she should be legal age about now
>>688956937
>>688956736
Oh fuck sake, looks like anon buried himself again
>>688956937
I'll give you a tour when you're not stoned out of your mind anon
>>688956851
Dont worry I know that feel, I used to have a pet nig, but he broke his leg, and moma said he had to be put down.
>>688957030
Yeah, sorry. I may have raped and killed her... She will probably be usable for about 10 days... 20 if you hold your nose.
uhh, I found this while I was taking a shower
Some girl came running out, what the fuck?
>>688957291
Shit! I was sure she was dead...
>>688957195
Damn, never was much into necro but nigs will probably be happy about that
Gives him a power boost
>>688952620
You know this house only eats cheese pizza
>>688957024
That was me anon...sorry.
I was trying to make it feel like my bitch's pussy.
It's ice cold when I stick my dick in her but then my penis burns for days on end the next morning
>>688957369
Can I have a day or two before nigs gives her corpse aids?
Where....the...fuck...is..my...FADORA
>>688957368
Well, catch her man!
We don't want her reporting us
and also that's fresh meat you're losing
>>688957589
Well fuck. looks like she's one of us now. we must raise her as our own.
So what pictures you guys want on the wall?
>>688957477
Not if anon doesn't catch her
>>688957755
ehhh some gore, some bananas, some shit you'd find on the deep web, the usual thing.
>>688957755
I vote for CP
i can't sleep. who knows some scary stories?
>>688957589
I'll be right there!
>>688957731
Who's raising the newfag?
>>688958117
Not nigs, dont want her getting aids.
>>688957943
Who was phone?
that shit gave me nightmares for weeks
God damn it who shit in the pantry?
>>688958269
Oh shit, someone put a lock on her door, I saw nigs runnin that way
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
HEY YOU'VE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR AN HOUR, MAN HURRY IT UP
>>688958420
Fucking hell! Where's my whip?..........If she let him fuck her, she's gonna get it!
>>688958629
You would be the cringy guy who everyone courtesy laughs at.
Power is out!
>>688958958
honestly I already am most of the time.
>>688959067
Well shit. Lets go set fire to trash cans.
GO GO GO
I hear something outside....anyone have a longsword?
>>688959067
Aww nigs, not again
someone get the taser he's in heat
protect the newfag from him at all costs
>>688959507
I cant find it, but i did find a 10 inch rubber cock
>>688959441
Shit! Where the fuck is my external hard-drive?
Sup niggers
>>688959710
I think that's OPs, he said he lost it years ago
"Hey anon, what's with the camera? Why are you in our room?"
>go outside
>see this
>>688959905
Well its mine know
Where the fuck is the van? I need to go somewhere.
>>688960347
Sorry, i took it out for a test-drive, lemme just get somthing from the back of it first.
>>688960580
huh, didn't you leave like this?
>>688960531
This free bleeding movement has gotten out of hand.
>>688956211
Oh that's just dogger.
>>688960219
Well now it's miiine.....
Yo! Fucking ANONS!!
Whoever ordered those 3 cases of bleach and 3 cases of ammonia it's here. I signed for it, but ya need to haul it inside yerself.
>>688951620
I get up and go to work at 6:30 am every day except weekends. I'm not back until 7 or 8.
>>688954035
>>688953582
Sorry for late response, busy making sandwhiches. Your wish is my command.
Guys pizzas here
>>688962014
Soles, now, Timestamp.
>>688962014
Left nipple. (fucking nice though. Perfect size)
>>688953144
>not ordering from locally owned pizzaria
>>688962014
WTF kind of rat hole do you live in femanon? If you haz no penis I can provide you a better life. Not even a basement.
I'm trying to cook but there's a Jew in the oven.
Fuck.
What do?
>>688961761
I'll take it it's for the Jew in the oven
>>688962014
nice tits, moar?
WHO THE FUCK WAS IN MY STASH
IM TRYNA FIND MY DAMN WEED NIGGA
>>688962454
>I'm trying to cook but there's a Jew in the oven.
Fuck, sorry anon, could ya baste it for me? it only needs to cook for like 25 more mins
>>688962014
5'3?
>>688962706
You'll share right?
>>688962629
Ya know that weed does not encourage crime right? No one would ever steal for weed.... cause weed is kindness and love....
>>688962795
Always anon, sharing is caring. Hitler tried to share and we should follow his example :)
Hey who had their GF over? My penis accidentally slipped into her cooch
SHIT GUYS! CLOSE THE CURTAINS! THERE'S A SNIPER OUTSI-
You guys ready for the circle jerk in 15?
>>688963050
Fuck off, there's no sni..
guys don't disturb me
im gonna plaey with my weeeeeenus peanus :) haha
my peanus weeeenus :D hahah
>>688963044
FUCK YOU!
That was MY goat!
>>688963050
whats he gunna do, im in my motherfucking panzer out back
>>688963080
I am.
I'm naked and my cock is fucking hard just thinking about it.
I'll ly down on the ground and you guys gather around me. Then spray your loads all over my body whenever you're ready.
>>688963050
Oh Fuck it's ok I'm wearing my singlesproof vest
Post ends in 5, and I kill
>>688963276
Ah shit he got jeep stuff
Fuck... another dead baby...
Will you guys fucking clean up after yerselves once in a while? At least toss it into the compost
Where's my room?
Hey guys, pizza guys at the door, says he looking for a "Hugh Jaynus"?
>>688963492
>jeep stuff
kek
>>688963610
here, just follow me into the basement....
>>688953208
Hey im coming wait 4 me
WHAT THE FUCK!? WHYS THIS ROOM COVERED IN HUMAN SHIT AND MY LITTLE PONY FUCK DOLLS!!!!????
>>688964044
That's the day care anon....
>>688964148
Fuck, I'll be staying in the shed out back
>>688963492
call it a jeep again and im firing an explosive round into your bedroom anon.
>>688964483
Jeep stu..
>>688955271
deep marketing ploy from domnios bots on 4chan
>>688964760
the faggot sniper has to get to me before he can use his jeep stuff.
>>688962235
I remembered to do the left nipple! but I wrote the date backwards, and had to flip it. They're fun size.
Guys... Why do we name the meals? I just had a jogurt named "Anon".
>>688962768
Damn how did you know?
anyone want to help me invade our neighbors house, ive got 2 more panzers, a b17 and need some foot infintry
>>688966477
Guess based on photo
>>688967154
I call ball turret gunner
C'mon dudes we have 10 lounge rooms 33 bedrooms 6 kitchens and 15 bathrooms why do you all hang out in the closet
CAN'T A GUY JERK OFF IN PEACEE????
>>688968499
Hey man, got that hardcore attack chopper porn for ya
>>688968286
We each have to share a bathroom. God help us all
>>688953074
Dude next level free range glass
>>688953208
Hey man i roll a mean cross joint
>>688953945
Oh shit boys we got us fresh meat
I get dubs on the toilet
>>688968019
Psychic!
It says exactly 5'3" on my id too
>>688968019
Can you guess cup size or weight? I want to see more magic
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>688970682
As for weight... Hmm 98lbs
>>688968286
I once "rented" a closet (NOT a walk in) from a house that was a noisy ass punk music venue. I lived in there for $100 a month, for 8 months, it's the place to be.
I'm trapped in the closet....closet:... He's coming towards the closet....closet....
Hey guys is my package here yet? It'd be in a regular brown box but really light, Amazon said it'd be here today I just wanna know if anyone's seen it don't open it tho
>>688971941
It's in the kitchen with everyone else's
Anon, I am going to have to ask you to move your 2 liter bottles of cum off the kitchen counter...
>>688972395
The piss bottles too
Okay so I passed out with half a bottle of bourbon, where the fuck is it?
Anyone want to play Naruto in the backyard after the fucking bronies get done humping the fuck out of each other. We can bury my head and pretend I am garra
>>688972297
O-okay well I'm just taking this back to my room now don't open the door or knock or anything and don't listen for any crinkling or hands-hitting-flesh or any of that okay haha later guys
>>688972824
Lets just say that the feeling in your ass is not your dragon dildo
>>688972923
Look faggit nobody likes Naruto because Batman could beat him
Hey guys wanna blaze it in the library?
>>688973042
But you finished all my whiskey you Fuck.
>>688972578
The piss bottles can stay because we need something to drink. I made a life straw out of some tampons I found upstairs and an old fleshlight someone threw out.
>>688973590
Sounds inventive. Let's see you test it out.
>>688973590
Fuck, that was my fleshlight. Any idea where the drill that was attached it at?
Whichever of you keeps bringing a girl into the house needs to gtfo.
>>688973680
Aye cant go wrong with those skins
>>688973461
I... B-but I didn't drink your whisky, anon...
>>688972995
Hey anon, I just needed t..
>>688973820
I didn't see a drill. Maybe someone else took it?
>>688973676
I will as soon as this fuck moves these cum bottles.
>>688974000
Pretty trips
Just pulled the bottle out. It's empty.
Would you go get another half gallon?
I'll do stuff if you're into that, or you can use my steam.
OP here. my russian bride has deliverd. you all need to pack your stuff and get the fuck out of here.
>>688974150
SHIT FUCK CLOSE THE DOOR FUCK OFF
>>688974000
>>688973273
Look here you little furry fuck. I never bothered you when you were walking around sniffing people's asses going tiff and shit.
>>688974347
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I SAID ABOUT BRINGING GRILLS INTO THE HOUSE?
>>688974373
Oh Jesus fuck, anon! I'm sorry, bye
>top fucking kek
>>688974454
Don't make me unleash the power of my Stand, anon, you saw what it did to my mom after she helped me move in
>>688974459
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID
id basically be sucking sissy cocks 24/7
>>688974610
Sign here anon, were suing you. You'll have to be out by noon
>>688957755
Picture of a wall
Hey fellas, I need you all to go ahead and bow to my will, I took a karate class and have a katana. I'm the most powerful man here
>>688974991
Some guy has a fucking tank
>>688974669
>69
Oppa
Shall I get milk /b/?
>>688974991
There's a bunch of guys from /k/ on the second floor. One of them was drinking out of the milk carton with a bazooka on his back yesterday.
I think they win.
>>688975217
Get a boombox, some vodka, and Slav hits 93'
I am going to bed, anons, try and keep it down.
>>688975327
Not to mention the sni..
>>688975338
And some cheeki breeki Hard bass!
https://youtu.be/Ha0AiIqLEss
I have squat session with local Gopniks
Can I use the front yard?
>>688975402
Ok, Brian.
YO GUYS BRIAN IS A SLEEP LET`S PARTYYYY
>>688952620
yeah, with pineapples please
>>688975455
>>688975571
Oppppaaa Vodka time
>>688975402
Goodnight anon, also cool doll on your bed
>>688952758
>>688953055
>>688953170
relax guys, i put them in, im doing a social experiment
>>688952469
There would be a rape wave of femanons.
ME FIRST!
>>688975681
Can I have some? Other anon hasn't returned with my whiskey yet.
Okay, so is anyone here a cuck that I can bull for?
>>688975608
Pineapple? You wanna die you fucking faggot? I fought in 'nam for this country so cunts like you could put fucking pineapple on fucking pizza?
>>688975974
This house is reserved for Chads. So, no, fuck you
>>688975974
Of course anon
>>688975895
Go ahead little Gopnik friend it is time
>>688976164
Sure you did.
>>688976305
За здоровье!
>>688975484
Of course comrade anon
>>688976164
fuck you
look at this deliciousness
>>688976736
>ugly tumblrette hates something awesome
color me impressed
OH FUCK LADS THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUTSIDE
>>688977052
Nah, some of us went barhopping last night.
>>688977052
I've got us covered, but one of us will have to sacrifice themselves while we get to the bunker
>>688977052
I think it´s Brian, I had some xanex bars in my desk and now they´re gone
>>688977591
Brian's in the shower
