ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I jerk off with guys online. Probably stems grin when i was in junior high and had a friend jerk me off pretty much every time we hung out
>>689133517
>Probably
>>689132804
i have sex with my grandpa
I once molested best friend while she was passed out drunk
>>689133657
thats always fun
>>689133636
ok what the fuck
I have talked one girl through her first orgasm, I am helping another train to become who brother's whore, and I actively participate on a BDSM board where people have, to my surprise, started telling me they are fans of me and my challenges.
I am a virgin and making up everything I do on the fly.
>>689133829
well it more like he used to molest and rape me now i just dont care anymore and let him
>>689134028
it is time for you to go all the way.
time for you to fuck that apple pie, nigger.
>>689132804
I like markiplier
I dress up like a girl when I'm alone and act like a slut a lot of the time. This one time, my brother was hanging out with his girlfriend, and they were fucking. I fingered myself to their noises and when they were done I snuck into the bathroom, picked his condom out of the trash and chewed it like gum for a while.
>>689134028
You ever feel like you've been here before?
Been in this thread before, on this night.
Said these words...
Does anybody else feel like this has happened before?
Am I just going insane
>>689134192
woah dude that's pretty crazy
well if you enjoy it i guess keep doin u dud
>>689132804
I hear my asshole brother's permanently negative bullshit in my head after listening to him constantly bitch for the last 20 years, and even in silence, all I can hear is him bitching about literally everything. I hear his voice instead of my conscience filling my head with this god damned bullshit I don't even believe.
But I hear his fucking voice in my head all the time. I have told him to fucking stop with his negative shit because we are grown-ass men and I do not want to be schizophrenic but I don't know if I even have a choice at this point.
I've literally screamed at him "for the love of god shut the fuck up" but he never will I don't know what to do. I'm worries that it will only end if one of us dies.
>>689134659
if you even have to ask if youre going insane, you probably are
I was raped when I was a kid and now I've got a rare, fucked up mental disorder because of it.
>>689134659
shit, if there is someone else who is in that boat, I'd be surprised.
One was a teenager who have never cum, who I talked into masturbating and how to get what she needed out of her clit.
one is a girl who probably doesn't know what /b/ is but wants to learn to serve any guy who cares for her, and she has decided that that would include her brother, so she wants to make it so she is his whore he controls.
The last is just me fucking around on getdare and having people respond well to what i make up.
>>689134837
wow i think its funny you instantly think im a guy
but sure thing
>>689134659
dawg i get dejavu all the time dudio
I 'accidentally' send pics of my wife sucking my cock to people to get their reactions.
>>689135108
well then dude/female-dude
One time I busted my nut into a pickled brain shot and gave it to this slut I wanted to fuck at a party...my dick immediately got hard after I watched her drink it.
I want to buy a pistol, for self defense, because I think something might happen to our society soon.
But I'm afraid that if I have a gun... I might use it on myself.
i once told my elementary school mates that i fucked my neighbor's daughter and since then they were laughing at her. sorry
>>689135108
Dude is generally used regardless of gender nowadays
>>689135402
just buy it already
I think I could've fucked one of my close friend's girlfriend. I have a girlfriend so I didn't cheat. His gf and I have seen each other naked a handful of times but nothing happened. But it could've. And I've blown 100s of loads thinking about those tits and that ass and beating myself up for not going for it.
>>689134845
Try moving out, you fucking faggot
>>689135469
true true kek
>>689135626
we don't live together, nice try though
>>689135469
yea my dudes
>>689135617
no, t would have never happened, unless you raped her.
>>689135502
I think I'm going to buy it anyway...
I guess guns just freak me out.
The dumb part is that I've used them to hunt before, when I was a kid.
I'm even a pretty good shot...
Whenever I see police officers I tense up.
idk man
>>689135402
How about you buy it but decide not to use it, you fucking flake
>>689135823
are u black?
>>689134867
Bs
The people who are really insane don't know they are. They just think it's normal.
There is a girl I've been mentoring at work for the last five years. We have grown very close but completely plutonic. Over the last six months I've wanted to just tear into her even though we are both married. I keep thinking about ways we can get drunk together to facilitate it happening.
So as to not betray our spouses I'd like to give full swap a try and fuck her while watching her husband - who is a cool /b/ro on mine.
Just thinking about makes my dick diamonds.
>>689135811
I rubbed my dick up against her ass and I've gotten a full on view of her meat flaps. It most definitely could've.
>>689132804
i like windows 10
>>689132804
I'm lonely.
You'd never guess it.
I'm married, and no one knows that we're separated. Everyone loves me. I have a great job, and make a lot of money. I'm invited out every day of every week by successful or attractive people, and I want to come home to my cat and video games. Because I'm lonely, and none of them ever make me feel less lonely. I used to think, in my twenties, that the people and the parties and the girls and the money? I thought that they would make me less lonely. They didn't. It just became this awful cycle of self-loathing and alcohol-abuse.
I don't trust anyone. I don't love anyone. I want t be alone, all of the time. And it makes me feel so lonely that I fucking hate myself.
>>689135978
I had a period where I fantasized about soft and hard swaps. Then I did some research in my area and all the fetlife and similar site users are fatties, weirdos, tatted freaks, or a mixture of those 3 things.
I have a 5 gig Dropbox filled with nudes of girls I wanted to fuck in highschool but was too much of a virgin fag to do anything about it. Now I'm obsessed with getting nudes of girls I know, and wasted 1000's of dollars and ruined friendships getting girls to take nudes of themselves for mobey
I think my younger sister wants to have sex with me but I can't be sure. She let me almost feel her boobs when I tried to wake her up when she was downstairs and needed to be in bed, but she didn't stop me, again, almost fully felt her up, but she didn't stop me.
>>689136094
>give money to a therapist
>like yourself again
>stop being a faggot
>>689136094
Gatsby? Is that you?
>>689136094
holy cow
you can trust me my dude :^)
>>689136227
post pics of sis
go into her room, straight up ask her if you can touch her tits.
>>689132804
I have a fetish for American cartoons such as Sponge Bob, Family Guy, Adventure Time, and a lot more.
I guess it's the smooth animations of the characters is the reason they really turn me on.
>>689136213
drop link faggot
>>689135823
Im the same anon. I was a military policeman. Expert on m9 and m4. Since being out I hate guns and never want to be around them.
>>689136213
Who is mobey?
>>689134028
You may be a virgin but you have popped your power cherry a long time ago. You should find a girl to mold to your liking.
>>689136363
No pics, as it would cause "controversy". I need to be more subtle, as our relationship is the stereotypical brother sister one most assume every sibling pair has.
>>689136479
I intend too, but first i need to stop being such a poorfag
>>689132804
in 9 more days my gf is going to be at Brazil with her parents and Ill be fucking my 18 yo. cousin til my gf returns to our place
>>689136518
well, if she is in bed now, sit with her, look at her, and rub her legs, and just enjoy the sight.
She she opens her legs, take that as an invite to talk more.
if she asks what you are doing, tell her you're just looking at your pretty little sister. ask if she wants you to stop. she'll say no.
>>689133636
I also had sex with your grandpa,but this is all common knowledge by now
>family event last week
>grandparents 75th anniversary
>all my cousins are there
>used to secretly crush on one of my cousins
>for good reason mind you
>professional volleyball player
>11/10 body, beautiful face, top notch all around
>literally the reason I went to family events
>haven't seen her in a few years at least, really looking forward to it
>she's got a kid
>she's got fat
>dude she's with is even fatter
>she went from 11/10 to 4/10 since the last time I saw her
>legitimately disappointed
Its been a week now, I'm still trying to come to terms with this realization
I was molested as a kid and I weirdly enjoyed it
>>689136822
robyn?? what are you doing on here youve got school tomorrow
I got really mad at my housemates and cleaned the toilet with their toothbrushes and never told them. Years later, I fucked one of them. I don't feel bad. They were assholes. I really don't
I periodically cum in the juice jug at church and watch everyone drink it after the service. I've found if I eat no meat or dairy for 3 days before and pineapple juice, I can cum up to 6 times in a gallon without it being noticeable. I've also cum in food I serve to family and friends periodically.
>>689137136
You need to die
>>689136779
We're both in bed in different rooms. It's pitch black for both rooms. Both doors closed for privacy against everyone. All black at 1:11 in the morning. I need a better plan than that.
>>689137136
ok that's a little weird
>>689136925
That's cool, think about molesting kids now?
>>689136925
Unless it was uncomfortably violent or grotesque, why wouldn't you?
>>689136925
Who molested you, you a f or m? How young? STORY TIME ANON. TELL IT FAGGOT.
>>689135108
tits or gtfo then, rules of the internet are no girls on the internet and tits or gtfo. both apply
>>689135108
Let me be your grandfather tonight
>>689137249
how old is sis?
>>689132804
when i was really little I ate my own shit out of the toilet
>>689137555
Trips, shit.
If I tell her age, will I get into shit/v& or no?
>>689137554
I'd love to see that line in a movie.
>>689137554
woah calm down there dude
>>689137512
no
>>689137554
maybe what do you look like? and how big are you?
I fapped at my friend's house when I was like 12. It was my first time cumming, to embarrassed to move I wiped it on the. Couch
Girlfriend had an abortion, no one knows except us and the people at the clinic. I personally don't feel too bad about it but i know it eats at her and it makes me feel like shit
>>689137722
No lol
I let my 7yo nephew shower with me and my gf tonight. Is usually just him and I (no i dont molester him), was 1st time w/ gf also.
>>689138018
SAME! then we touched dicks in our pillow fort
>>689137722
nah.
we couldn't even if fags here wanted to.
you have no pics of her to share, legal or not, and you haven't touched her. what could you get v& for?
>>689138046
>13
>>689136426
Mobys retarded cousin
The only reason I'm with my gf is so I can groom her 12 yo daughter
>>689138271
true, and isn't there a rule stating that everything that is said here is bullshit, and shouldn't be believed?
>>689138199
No harm in that. A healthy attitude to the body.
>>689138346
12yo girls dont need groomed. she has probably had sex 100 times already
>>689138199
Piss on him together
I frotted before I knew what it was. I was 10 with my friends at a sleepover. We kept doing it until we knew we were gay. Then it just became me and my best friend whose dick grew to be thin but 9+"
Still suck each other off occasionally
>>689138199
How did he react to seeing a grown woman naked?
>>689138289
You gotta fuck her,its the perfect age, she all turn Into a slut after!
>>689136323
I would never, ever, invite anyone into my home. It's a beautiful, three-bedroom condo. I sleep on an air-mattress. The second-largest bedroom is for my cat. I leave the faucet dripping, in his bathroom, because he likes to drink from it. I keep thinking I'll turn the third bedroom into a study. But I have lived here for six months, and the only furniture that I have bought was two chairs. A blow-up mattress and two chairs--that's it. All the appliances came with it, but they didn't have furnished places. And I'd have to let people into my house, to order things. I can't go pick them up--I do not drive. I call drivers. And I only bought those two chairs because one of my employees told me she was moving and selling them. And it made me sick that I let her husband bring them here. My cat's furniture is a pile of Amazon boxes. It's the best-dressed room in my whole place. I think I'm losing my mind.
>>689136094
There's another world out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOHvWX8c6Vs
ok now im gonna share my secret
i spent 3000$ on my roblox account
>>689137093
Not if I get grandfather too call me in "sick"
>>689138331
No it's the name of some low fat yogurt
>>689138346
Plus post pics, got her naked yet?
>>689138764
It's killing me. It seems like she does to, but so many things are sort of no-go signs, I can't tell.
>>689138289
I'll tell you what. If I had a 13 year old sister down the hall who was adorable, and I had filthy thoughts about, I would leave my room, as late as it is, go to the kitchen for a glass of water, the bathroom, whatever you can legit do.... and then I would open the door, sneak into her room, and...well, once you get that far, you should figure it out.
touch her?
wake her up?
undress her?
takes pics just for yourself?
but you won't. I get it.
The next few days, whenever you have a chance to be alone with her, touch her. legs of belly. make sure it is a touch you can excuse, but make sure you are able to touch her. see how she responds to your closeness.
>>689138890
well if you were her you would have know he does that all the time sooo yeah
>>689139060
You don't wait - you act.
Don't follow - you lead.
Be smart but decisive. You're the man.
>>689137723
Me too
i sit at home and eat molly on a reg
I could never have an orgasm while having sex, only fapping and had sex with 11 girls. Have no interest in men.
So even if I have a 10/10 girlfriend (some anons would say it's 6-10 depending their taste, but for me, she is the ultimate sexier girl) who I love and loves me, sometimes I go out of the bedroom and fap on /b/ or /gif/ while she is sleeping.
We have sex 1-4 a week.How strange is it my dear friends? Someone else have a problem like this?
>>689139492
Take the condom off.
>>689139079
Sick bastard
>>689136227
Yea that's not a hint
>>689134845
The only way to get it to stop is to kill him
>>689137761
As big as Rambo himself and I have a mullet so you already know im somebodys creepy uncle who lives in a shed by the lake
>>689138500
>12yo girls dont need groomed. she has probably had sex 100 times already
She's still a virgin
>>689139051
>got her naked yet?
Topless, for a shoulder massage
I pay my neighbors daughter 30$ a pop for anal
>>689137504
>6-8 years old
>sleep over cousins house a lot
>uncle would invite me to his room and let me play on his PC
>sat on his lap and he would rub his boner on my ass
>he would grope my ass all the time
>would wake me up at night and let me sleep in his bed
>told me he had a monster under his sheets
>it was his dick and I would jerk him off
>he dry humped
>would rub his cock up and down my ass
>never penetrated but I enjoyed it
>>689139079
>>689139247
Well see, some events have happened that I can't tell if she enjoyed them or was just being a sister. A few weeks ago, we were down stairs and in the kitchen chatting. The convo leads to where I say I'm stronger than her, and she of course, denies it. I say, "Are you sure?" "Yea, I'm stronger than you". We sort of touch wrists and I start getting a boner I try to hold down. I have her sort of pinned to the side of a counter, holding her by her wrists. She is trying so hard to escape, but I stay strong. She was moaning only a moan women do when they're having sex, according to porn. I'm laughing because she is struggling, and I get some crotch rubs in there, but nothing serious. Madre comes down eventually, says wtf, and that was that.
>>689139079
Belly of legs
I tell girls I'm clean when I actually have AIDS. This is why I pursue whores. I'm trying to weed them out guys, I swear. Love me.
>>689132804
I desperately want my gf to make me fluff a guy who'll then help me spitroast her.
>>689132804
I dont love my gf, but im in a foreign country at university and we live together. I cant afford to live alone. Although i make twice the money she does, because i work and she is a lazy cunt. Seeing her everyday makes me hate myself. She's got fat and our sex life is boring as fuck. I just want to go back home, but im 1 year from finishing my degree. What do?
>>689138532
Kek
>>689132804
i've shoplifted almost $5000 since march of this year. I think im addicted.
>>689138641
He was pretty shy at first, would only take quick peeks. She caught him looking once and he quickly looked away, she told him it was ok and he could look all he wanted. she made sure to give him a good view especially when washing her pussy. by the end he wasnt really paying too much attention to her, but he did intently watch her dry off and get dressed. will probably let him join us a lot more, he's staying here for a few more days.
>>689138532
My sides
>>689139721
>She's still a virgin
sure she is lol
>>689139763
A few months before and some times since, whenever we are sitting on the same couch, she plays this footsie game of hers with me, and I join her game or whatever. It's been an in-the-moment kind of thing, but it's something. She has also been waaay nicer than ever before to me these past few months (before the kitchen incident and such), so idk if that means anything either.
>>689139757
Bargain!
>>689139933
finish degree otherwise it will all have been for nothing dude just finish it and then leave
>>689132804
I eat my boogers, bite my toenails and barely shower
>>689139960
Did he get hard?
>>689132804
I have actual super powers but don't use them to save people because people need to learn not to rely on those stronger than them
also I hate people fuck them
>>689139866
Doing God's work
>>689133636
Thats nice of you doing something for the older generation.
>>689139933
Cheat on her, rape her in her sleep, abuse her
>>689138488
that's whats i say, his parents are fairly religious so he is kinda sheltered when it comes to some aspects of reality, such as gender/sexuality type things
>>689140025
tickle war.
tickle her into submission. Go up her shirt to tickle her belly, sides, and underarms.
>>689138907
Mobys cousin is yogurt!?
Everything make so much sense now
I got my neighbors daughter drunk the first time I fucked her ass it was awesome she didn't know what was going on
I'm sexually attracted to dogs.
>>689139492
That's my life too, no problem at all
>>689140063
Why? Do you have depression?
>>689140284
>gender/sexuality
Don't pollute him with the trendy shit either.
>>689140313
Winner
>>689139933
Dump GF. You're just hurting both of you by persisting a doomed relationship. Finish degree while looking for a job.
>>689140072
no, have never seen him get hard
>>689140413
yeah fuck that shit
>>689139138
Then again so does grandma,that I know because I am robyn
>>689140286
She scratches me, very hard as well, but I think I can manage that. Again, she does that whenever I touch her (brotherly messing with her) so I can't say for sure. A sucky part is she is always in her room doing God knows what, so getting alone time when no one questions it will also be difficult.
I have a Tumblr
im in love with a girl, but im a coward.
>>689139950
Give me some stuff to repent 4 your sins
>>689139492
>>689139547
Sometimes we do it for a minute o two before putting a condom. We talked about condom sometimes, last week on her first period day we did no condom, was one of the best sex ever, but still no orgasm in 20-30 min. Still a shot, I think if I manage to stop fapping for a week or two and make more exercises I gonna get there
>>689140407
I guess I do sometimes… I live in a third world shit hole after all and I'm poor/from a humble family
I fantasize about my 14 year old neighbor finding me shrunken to the size of a Barbie doll and putting me in her panties and wearing me around in there for a while while she gets wet and then later she uses me to fuck herself, both in the pussy and asshole. Then she gives me to a friend and the cycle restarts. Whenever I think about it I'm instantly diamonds, she's super hot for her age and I would fuck her in an instant.
I'm 19 btw
>>689137246
I have a hard time disagreeing with this guy
Every time my girlfriend and I have sex, I finish in her asshole and she loves it and beckons me on.
Not so much a secret as something I just want to boast about
>>689139960 get him to look directly at her pussy and PISs ON HIS FACE
>>689140909
cum in her pussy like a real man, not a faggot
>>689140322
No orgasm? Do you fap a lot or see too many porn? Overweight or few exercises?
>>689140557
I can't, i dont have the money to get a new place. I know its not fair on her and it makes me feel like shit. But im starting to resent her. Because she is fat, lazy and doing a mickey mouse degree. Plus i don't have one single real friend over here.
>>689140973
probably not but ill leave the option open
>>689141046
Don't be jealous, you fag
>>689135108
Wow I think it's funny you think dude means guy
>>689140656
go into her room. sit with her. hang out.
do you have a car? offer to drive her places? does she need clothes?
clothing shopping is an amazing, and under utilized thing. take her shopping, let her try clothing, and watch as she suddenly wants to model everything for you!
>>689134565
What the fuck...
I have one testicle
i can suck my own dick and im ashamed im a virgin
>>689141236
>no car as cant afford
>clothe shopping without parents I can try.
>>689140313
How old? Find 11 pls
>>689141303
Are you a son of a certain German leader?
i have a crush on my "straight" best friend...he has sent me pictures of his cock and body and it has only increased my crush on him.
>>689134973
Autism isn't a rare mental disorder
>>689141123
Of course you resent her. You're basically her sex slave.
How does she have a place when you can't afford one while you make double what she does? Does she own, or are you splitting costs? Even if it costs you most of what you're making to rent another place, you'll probably be happier.
>>689136923
before and after pics?
>>689132804
I need another story something to get off my chest my life gets kinda boring need something that I can confess 'til all my sleeves are stained red from all the truth that I've said come by it honestly I swear thought you saw me wink, no I've been on the brink, so tell me what you want to hear something that will light those ears sick of all the insincere so I'm gonna give all my secrets away this time don't need another perfect lie don't care if critics ever jump in line I'm gonna give all my secrets away
My God, amazing how we got this far it's like we're chasing all those stars who's driving shiny big black cars and everyday I see the news all the problems that we could solve and when a situation rises just write it into an album
Send it straight to gold but I don't really like my flow, no, so tell me what you want to hear something that will light those ears sick of all the insincere so I'm gonna give all my secrets away this time, don't need another perfect lie don't care if critics ever jump in line I'm gonna give all my secrets away
Oh, got no reason, got no shame got no family I can blame just don't let me disappear
I'ma tell you everything so tell me what you want to hear something that will light those ears sick of all the insincere so I'm gonna give all my secrets away
This time, don't need another perfect lie don't care if critics ever jump in line I'm gonna give all my secrets away so tell me what you want to hear something that will light those ears sick of all the insincere so I'm gonna give all my secrets away this time, don't need another perfect lie don't care if critics ever jump in line I'm gonna give all my secrets away
All my secrets away, all my secrets away
>>689140659
Get out
i wear my sis's panties. one time she came home and i almost got caught.
>>689141348
and basically show interest in her. spend time with her, and invite her to spend time with you. Especially if it is in a situation where she might think she isn't otherwise invited.
Also, talk to her like an equal, not like a kid. the fact that you treat her like she can do or say anything with you and that you won't see her as a child is a big help in getting her to open up.
>>689141438
Nah it twisted and the doctor was a fucking retard and couldn't see it through the ultrasound. If he had I would still have it.
Shit was fucking cash had some 9/10 nurse touch my dick while changing the dressing.
>>689136094
Go traveling, or go try volunteering outside your comfort zone.
Might give you an outside perspective to solve your situation, or just introduce you to some better people.
>>689133636
Get him arrested and put in jail. You're suffering from stockholm syndrome. You can put an end to it. Its wrong what he is doing and he should be punished accordingly
>>689141695
I choose them for mine, so I always know what she's wearing.
>>689141325
Dude wat...you can suck your own dick,you dont need nobody bro,yoi got all you need,go on you unicorn of a man and suck yer dick loid and proud in front of all and see,see my friend how all will envy the mighty gift that the gods have blessed you with!
>>689141732
I should try that more. Gotcha anon. Maturity.
And thanks to all the other anons who suggested ideas.
I'm off to bed, and I mean sleep.
25 year old virgin. parents asking about gf and grandchildren. i kinda like being alone.
no matter how much i get every aspect of my life together or how great every single other aspect of my life is, i still cant seem to get down the making money thing. ive worked almost nothing but shit retail jobs for the past 15 years of my life. I have applied for much better jobs but noone will ever call me back or even give me a chance. i just cant seem to break into making a real income. or even enough income to live like an adult. its fucking degrading as hell not being able to buy a car because my job pays so little. its degrading not having a place to bring the girls i hookup with back to. i work out, i eat healthy, i have a healthy social life, i do get laid, but far from regularly most likely due to not having wealth and power (you have to have one or the other in this day and age).
also i cant even go back to the college i was attending because i have 9 F's on record that would take 2 years just to retake all those classes and clear (most of them were dropped classes that never went through the system)
>>689135937
kek
>>689141756
sad but nice recovery at the end anon.
Im a slav
>>689142113
I now have a super teste that does the jobs of both.
It's bigger than the fake ball they put in.
>>689138784
>Anonymous 06/12/16(Sun)01:03:09 No.689136189â–¶
/b/ro...if any of this is true it breaks my heart
One time a guy pulled up behind me in his car while I was on a skateboard and laid on his horn to fuck with me. I shouted "what the fuck?". He threw it in reverse and asked me what I said. He was a fat fuck, so I said "you're a fat fuck". Him and his passenger started to get out. I hit the driver in the face with my board. Passenger rounded the corner of the car and got a full blown baseball swing to the face. Driver started to get back up so I kicked him in the leg. Then I took all their money and rode off. The newspaper called it a brutal mugging and cited a charity for passenger guys facial reconstruction.
>>689142525
let me guess, then you guys dropped to the floor and did the dinosaur
>>689142525
How old were you?
>>689140909
fuck you.
I am constantly torn between whether i kill myself or everyone around me.
>>689142947
why not both? seems to be a logical compromise.
>>689142525
You're batman
>>689142947
Have you considered doing psychedelics and realizing that everything you do and feel is in perfect harmony with everything around you and that all you are and ever were was something the whole thing was doing in a place you call here and now. Werked for me.
My little sister finally sent me a nude. I can't stop fapping to her. I wanna fuck her so hard
>>689143016
Because if everyone else is gone i wont need to off myself
>>689143273
how old, where is the pic, why did she send it?
>>689132804
Girl in ops pic is named Nicole Walsh and she molested her sister
>>689143273
feel like sharing the pic with us?
>>689143273
i remember when i was 12...
>>689143253
Interesting idea. I have always been too scared to try them for fear of the truth.
>>689143253
>thinks he's done taking psychedelics
>still telling people to take psychedelics
>pick one
>>689143372
No sir. Took me far far to long to get. Not gonna hand it out
>>689141586
I make about 230 odd a week including student loan. She gets just over 100 because she is at (community) college. I have zero savings and my family are not wealthy. For me to get a new place would cost at least 1000. We share a rented flat. 450 a month it costs. After rent, bills, food, travel expenses and general stuff (clothing, household stuff etc) we dont have much left over. Its catch 22 and its fucking killing me to be honest.
>>689143273
Post the nude and tell us a the story pls. Screenshot convo too
Jerked off in my best friend's panties...she got pregnant
I fucked my gay best friend about 16 times last year but I'm still straight (I swear)
>>689133517
Probably maybe.
>>689143466
then tell the story.
How old is she, how old are you, how did she get the impression you wanted the nude, how bad did you beg, and what was it like?
if you won't give us the pic, give us fucking something.
>>689143466
damn, well, enjoy it!
>>689135959
Orr's paradox.
>be 18
>date 7/10 for five years
>she at the time 16/virgin
>take v/card and all that jazz
>she pretty much does whatever I say
>start to have fmf, she chickens out
>start to have mfm with friend of mine with HUGE dick, she goes through with it
>shit was cash
>anal, public, everything else, you name it, we do
>cheat on her a lot because college
>she's 8/10 by the end
>break up before she inevitably finds out about the cheating
>found out she's fucked a friend of mine, different guy from mfm but my best friend of 13 years
>repeatedly forever
>she went through with fmf with him
>I still fap to the idea
inb4 cuck.jpeg
>>689143387
I wish I did.
>>689143755
you'll be 12 someday, just give it a few years.
>>689142733
Eighteen, so it was about nine years ago.
ITT: POST PICS OF RYAN SEACREST
I almost whored myself out to a 45 year old guy. He offered to take me to his car but I gave an excuse and ran away
>>689132804
i can never complete school work, i have never been able to sit down and just do some school work. im currently in university and i cant still do anything. I hate myself for it
My greatest friend is the love of my life and she'll never know.
>>689137136
Sick
I play Minecraft roleplay for fun.
I hate myself
>>689143470
Can't you find another flat for 450?
>>689143981
You probably have adhd or something like that.
>>689132804
When I was younger (be about 13/14) I gave this hippo a sex change. Cut a vagina hole in the bottom and used the extra stuffing to make tits.
>>689137118
That makes my penis smile.
>>689138784
What in the actual fuck
welcome, its reason, why girls like me. I can fuck them 1-2-3 hours.
I can make myself if i am thinking about bad stuff like mare fisting....
>>689140909
>Not so much a secret as something I just want to boast about
Psssh, so what, I turned my wife into a dirty anal queen within 2 years after we got married. If you don't, you're not even trying. She's addicted to it now and asks for it more than I do.
>>689143919
I'm a guy btw
>>689132804
I don't know what to do
>>689137136
The only true /b/tard in this thread.
>>689134845
Suck it up if he's bitching to you than he obviously needs an outlet
Be a brother you fucking faggot
I was raped by my babysitter when I was 7 and want to lock her up but I have no proof
>>689141575
Kek
>>689144269
Yoi fucked the hippo,right?
Cause that there is one sexy ass hippo,I can tell,I fucked a few myself back in the day
>>689141633
Need more emotion, I can't see what your actually talking about.
I may be that god damn critic but the way your writting doesnt tell or help anyone for shit.
If you want to write a song just use a catchy rhythm and youre fine.
>>689134845
>>689139601
Yeah, haven't you read the tell tale heart? Except instead of an eye it's his words. Murder him and bury him under the floor until you go even more insane.
There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
I usually tell people I didn't had work before my current job. But I work'd defending the scourge of the earth for a shitload of krugerrands. It's been around 5 years since the last case and I still have a box filled with them.
I make a way lesser amount of money but I feel happy for some moments don't regret leaving that work.
>>689137136
nigga what
>>689144198
Yeah, but i need to save up for a deposit which will be at least 1000. And if by some miracle i did get a flat, i would be living in poverty. I would have about 100 a week to cover everything including travel costs etc.
As i said catch 22. Ill just have to suffer another year of this shit. Although ill fucking hate her and myself by then
No se hablar español¿¿¿¿
I fucked my brothers wife and her sister
>>689144703
Don't worry, just let the constant thought of the FBI monitoring this website control you.
Or just realize that its probally no big deal to anyone else and that youre in the same boat as
at least 10 others reading it.
i have a serious porn addiction and masturbate 4-5 times a day, me being on steroids has not helped this, and iv decided to take psychedelic drugs for self help purposes and have a lot of resentment towards women and am frustrated with my inability to confront and face my fears and force myself to improve though real hard self denial.
>>689144733
Tell us about it
>>689144603
Hell yea. Was like fuckin a furry midget.
>>689138036
Same, except she's okay with it and it's haunted me for six years. I was in college at the time, and my route to school took me past a huge billboard every day. Couple days after the incident, some BS pro-lifer organization put up an anti-abortion ad on it.
I've never doubted that it was the right decision even though I was given no say in the matter, but it still weighs heavy on me because I'm too busy being selfish to ever want kids.
>>689139622
underrated
>>689136094
/b/ro you're not alone. There are a ton of us annons that feel the same way and are on the same circumstances. Try just not give a fuck for.some days and think about wtf makes you happy
>>689133636
storyteim! greentext how it happened first time.. I'm getting hard.
Septic 5 AWESOME - real or fake /b/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmgiKCzhJM0
>>689145561
kek fail
I just got married just because my wife has severe depression and I was afraid she would commit suicide if I broke up with her. I
>>689145187
Ahh yes,have ever fucked a furry midget,there is a whole tribe of them down in the amazon,feral little creature that have proven hard to catch,even still,hard too fuck,for the have razor sharp nails and the temper of an ox in heat.
>>689144872
I see. Why are you not spending time with others at the university?
>>689134973
greentext
>>689135402
buy it and use it on yourself coz you are whats going to be bad with society. Its a win/win.
>>689145613
Make her kill herself and the fuck the body
>>689145272
Thank you anon,would you perhaps like to go on a boat ride with me,I wll keep safe just like as if you where my own nephew ;)
>>689136213
whats the link then? Anything in there that you are particularly proud of?
>>689144613
I need another story
Something to get off my chest
My life gets kinda boring
Need something that I can confess
>>689144613
'Til all my sleeves are stained red
From all the truth that I've said
Come by it honestly I swear
Thought you saw me wink, no
I've been on the brink, so
>>689144613
Tell me what you want to hear
Something that will light those ears
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away
>>689144613
This time don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away
>>689144613
My God, amazing how we got this far
It's like we're chasing all those stars
Who's driving shiny big black cars
And everyday I see the news
All the problems that we could solve
And when a situation rises
Just write it into an album
Send it straight to gold
But I don't really like my flow, no, so
>>689145613
You're not alone. Im purely with my gf for the same reason. Guilt and pity.
I really don't love her or in fact even like her as a person. But if i left her it would destroy her.
>>689146459
It would be worse for her to spend her life with someone that only pities her.
>>689144613
Tell me what you want to hear
Something that will light those ears
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away>
>>689145185
Serious crimes. Even some people that used to open child's back just to I think. See them suffer. Never spoke to anyone about it but a person of my family once saw a folder about a case and never came to my home again.
It really pains me never been able to spoke about it I know it's already in the past but I still get scared to anyone to find out i defended that people
Or even worst..
That the people I.workd for remember me or see me as a danger.
One thing I definitely learn is that money is king. You can't imagine the things that people are willing to do or let go just for money or recognition from people that powerful
>>689144613
This time, don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away>
>>689144613
Oh, got no reason, got no shame
Got no family I can blame
Just don't let me disappear
I'ma tell you everything
So tell me what you want to hear
Something that will light those ears
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away
This time, don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away
>>689145032
Are you just really weird or too stupid to realize those are the fucking lyrics to Wonderwall?
>>689144613
So tell me what you want to hear
Something that will light those ears
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away
This time, don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away
All my secrets away, all my secrets away
I was at a party with my best friend and his 8/10 girlfriend at his house. Atround 4 am i whent to bed really drunk in his room on the floor. Later my friend and his girlfriend whent to the same room and had sex (they thought a was asleep). I jerkt off to them and i came on his floor.
I wish some days I had been born a girl. I don't identify as one like those special little tumblrinas, there are just days where I wonder how different my life would have been if I were a girl...
> Party
> everyone was drunk
>my sexy female cousin wanted my cock
> i said no because i was in love with a girl
> i have a girlfriend now and i'm happy, but i still regret my decision
>>689146637
I know that. I need to grow a set of balls and finish it soon. But at the min she is going through a lot of shit with her family.
If i ended it now she would probs try kill herself
>>689136094
Same .. You may as well be me
>>689132804
I was with my gf in a hotel but we were drunk af. We played a game: the one who stays the longer outside of the chamber naked wins (it was the main corridor) after 3 short tries she closed the door behind me and she feel asleep soon after. Everyone in the hotel saw me even tough I was hiding in a corner and luckily a maid came and 3 hours later with a SMALL towel, the bitch didn't wanted to ask for the keys. 10 hours later my gf woke up
>>689146251
Hmm probably most proud of finding videos of this hot redhead I knew fisting her ass and vag, and then getting nudes of her older sister after finding out they both became cam girls for a short time. Or finding nudes of my one crush fucking her boyfriend and sucking cock. But I also got nudes of the hottest girl in the school at the time and learned she had huge meat curtains, so that was good too. My favorite though really was finding out how many chicks cheat in their boyfriends and reading the convos on Facebook. My god, practically every girl I looked into was cheating. Oh and finding out the porn some of them were into was fun. Like the one girl who I knew was into dogs and incest. Good times
>>689147498
Do it.
I didn't have the balls to do it and now it's too late.
>>689136227
Worst kind of degenerate pedo fuck.. Please die
>>689147899
howd you find those out? thats pretty pretty cool
BABY BIRD / Fed up with watersports? Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? Try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome. I supply the raw herring, you bring the big strap-on beak.
>No weirdos.
>>689147399
Same
