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>>693192844
True, but I am a complete failure at everything, and completely fucked in the head. Dying sounds better than living.
i want to hold eisen's hand
>>693193245
>toned
That word is enough to make me not do it. Also, I need to have big arms because they're so long compared to the rest of my short body.
>>693193175
>Dying sounds better than living
You'd probably be shit at that too though
>>693193193
I can cook mind you
i just screw up sometimes
>>693192608
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I am skeptical. I await your next work.
when i
say that somethin
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAAAAAND
oh please
say to me
you'll let me hold your haaaaaaaaand
>>693193472
You're more right than you probably think you are. I've tried to kill myself before by cutting my arms from elbow to wrist, but the knife was too dull.
![[HorribleSubs] Tegami Bachi REVERSE - 31 [720p].mkv - 00000.jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/704/1467704271115.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Tegami Bachi REVERSE - 31 [720p].mkv - 00000")
>>693193193
sorry I don't want sugars and fructose and shit like that in my body
High fructose intake has been associated with:
casuses of obesityIncreased levels of circulating blood lipids
Obesity
Fat around the middle
Lowered HDL
Increased levels of uric acid (associated with gout and heart disease)
Liver scarring (cirrhosis)
Fatty liver
>>693193245
see but most of it is fucking retarded, and estrogen gives you moobs and shit lmao
I do use the advice on skin care and stuff but not mostly from that pic
>>693193427
>Liking the nasty, flabby, pudgy body you're in.
Get toned, you bitch.
SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH
SHE'D LOVE TO YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>693193697
>toned
Okay, now that word is one of the few things that bothers me. It's not very much, but it's still annoying as fuck. But I may try to get /fit/ again, if my crippling depression doesn't keep getting in the way.
>>693193697
I literally can't keep up with all these Pokemon.
he buys her diamond rings you know she said so
SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ME AND I FEEL FINE
I'M
SO
GLAD
THAT SHE'S MY LITTLE GIRL~
>>693193970
>he can't keep up with only 726
literally rethink your priorities and come back
>>693193475
get gud then pls, learn to make banana fosters
>>693193680
you are simply retarded
> Kaldis fell for the fruit conspiracy
Get a load of this guy. In Big Phruit's pocket.
>>693193475
Skeptical but not completely dismissive. There is hope for me still then.
>>693193193
You'll need something stronger to get rid of shitty feels.
Please, Kaldis, I'm already taken.
>>693194207
The only good fruits are tomatoes and avacados I'm actually making a salad with avacados and tomatoes in it right now want some? And I can also get all vitamins I get from fruits through some pills and you can't even provide a counter argument nigger enjoy your apple.
while i'm away i'll write home every day
and i'll send all my loving to you
>>693193680
You arent going to get moobs from sucking your bf's dick everyday.
>>693193941
I exercise and im still depressed. It's not likely ever to leave you. Get toned or be gross.
>>693194377
>And I can also get all vitamins I get from fruits through some pills
That's stupid though. Why not just eat normal foods rather than trying to get vitamins artificially?
>>693194510
Fair enough. Eh, whatever, I guess I'll give it another shot.
>>693194207
but i dont have alcohol for that, nor am i willing to light a dish on fire
>>693194222
i'm giving you one chance
don't bring me down
(no no no no noo)
>>693194222
i know, I am working on that
i know that too, well just be couples friends then, and lose our minds as well
>>693194377
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
― Mark Twain
oo-OO-OO
>>693194615
lmao get gud
>>693194510
>no bf
>>693194667
"you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink the koolaid" -
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Shrek
>>693194702
your expectations of me are waaay too high
>>693194593
Good boy
>>693194965
Oh well.
>>693194615
You mean don't *let* you down?
>>693194667
I knew you were a drug fiend all along.
Is that Chen cartoon your partner for the "couples friends" arrangement?
>>693195237
Don't worry, I'll always have low expectations for you~
WHY DON'T YOU TURN ME LOOSE
TURN ME LOOSE
TURN ME LOOSE
I GOTTA DO IT MY WAY
I WANNA FLY
"Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice." - Karl Marx
>>693195360
Yes, don't *let* me down
i may have made a little song reference for my friend
>>693195237
I have high hopes for u
>>693195360
nope
NO, I AM BRINGING MY BEST NEW FRIEND PAL. Though I dont think he knows of this yet
"AGAAABAAHHHFUCKOFFWITHYAYACUNTAAAAAHrtrrrrrrppppppppppppp". - Local Crackhead.
>>693195670
i would much prefer if you expected nothing from me so i could at least exceed your expectations that way
>inspirational quotes
https://youtu.be/8Ux3DKxxFoM?t=10s
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" - Holly chasing a squirrel this morning
sweet cocksucking christ that's an old image in the OP
Fool me once, shame on me, but fool me twice; fiddle dee dee.
I should take some pictures of the dog my nan has.
i saved this for you subby
>>693195518
Eugh.
>>693195670
I've got my eye on you.
Best new friend pal? Is he a buddy of yours pr something. He doesn't know of this arrangement?
>>693195836
Holly a bitch.
>>693196093
thank you
humble pie tastes good but it is an only sometimes treat
>>693195776
I expect nothing but the best, now go learn how to clean a fish
>>693196095
he does not know of this arrangement, ill probably just drop it on him, and be like yo want to go somewhere like 8 hours away?
>>693196095
don't "Eugh." me
holly is a princess she is no bitch
>>693196283
what kind of soap should i use
I love you, always forever.
Near and far, closer together.
Everywhere, I will be with you.
Everything, I will do for you.
Say you'll love, love me forever.
Never stop, never whatever.
Near and far and
always, and
everywhere
and
every
thing.
oh, SF
Did you enjoy Americaday?
I was so patriotic I became a cripple. AGAIN
>>693196283
That's no way to treat a new best friend pal buddy, mate.
>>693196293
She can be both. Mail her over, I still need to pet her.
>>693196575
well there were burgers, otherwise my family is really too commie to celebrate properly. what happened?
>>693196346
use a gut knife and a spoon, you dont use soap
>>693196592
going on an adventure for a first date is good right?
>>693196675
Same shit as usual. Leg/back
Much worse this time though. This doctor is the first one to think it might be more than a muscle problem. He's got me going in for a CT scan and xray
All first dates should consist of going to downtown detroit dressed in klan garb. I can't think of anything more adventurous than that.
>>693196943
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, is this what happens when you get old? I want to avoid that. Rip neffers.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast
>>693196774
I don't see why not. I think my first with Tay was kind of an adventure actually: 7 hour journey, job interview, and my homosexual experience all in one day.
>>693196468
you're not allowed to song lyrics
>>693197281
>>693196774
* first homosexual experience
>>693197281
where is that you live again?
and see, it worked out perfectly!
>>693197179
Nah, this seems Nefel-specific. Has been on and off for years, just never this bad. Various docs always just thrown pain pills at me and told me to wait it out.
>>693196592
no can do
she's got a visit with the vet tomorrow
gotta make sure that she feels loved first before i sent her after that
>>693196774
but how will i know if it's clean
>>693197343
Can't stop.
Addicted to the shindig.
Chop top .
He says I'm gonna win big.
>>693197522
your doctors sound profoundly lazy
>>693197632
okay now you're crossing the line
i'm gonna count to three and you BETTER stop
>>693197694
Well, they all thought it was muscular.
>>693197874
The alternative is what, something nervous?
>>693197518
Just outside of London.
Did it? It's all a blur. I don't know what's going on anymore.
>>693197586
Nonsense, hand over the pupper.
>>693197975
New Doc thinks it might be the result of pressure on the spine.
>>693197762
Defunct, the pistol that you pay for.
This punk, the feeling that you stay for.
In time, I want to be your best friend.
Eastside love is living on the West End.
>>693198074
Oh dear. Spine stuff is scary.
>>693198051
>Just outside of London.
You voted leave right faggot
ayyy update
>>693198191
Yes indeed it is
>>693198300
Well try not to die. Worst case scenario you can hop a plane to America and borrow a spine from a Clinton supporter; it's not like they're using them.
>>693197586
you can put it in the freezer if you are worried about diseases/parasites
>>693198051
dont worry, Tay has got you
I might be in London hopefully actually, its all being played by ear right now though.
I dont think he would argue about going to London
>>693198196
aaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>693198573
>I might be in London hopefully actually, its all being played by ear right now though.
YOU'RE LEAVING AMERICA?
>>693198196
how come the matsu guy isnt on there?
>>693198573
i dont even like fish though
>>693198196
>you actually spent time on this
that's sad, support is the only pic that has a transparent background get fukt
>>693198563
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me" is one of my favourite quotes.
>>693198736
matsu guy used to post something else before matsu
>Still managed to avoid the chart
i wonder what it would look like with only active posters
>>693198858
>>693198858
>>693198858
>>693198736
He is, he just looks like this.
>>693198809
There are plenty others. Even your character has a transparent background, idiot.
![[FUNiGuys] Tegami Bachi REVERSE - 02 [720p].mkv - 00000.png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/628/1467628019731.jpg "[FUNiGuys] Tegami Bachi REVERSE - 02 [720p].mkv - 00000")
>>693198995
atleast I don't use the original theme you cuck
>>693198825
I feel like the source that's being quoted from probably did not say it first.
>>693198995
I've upgraded bryz to shittiest active poster.
>>693199109
Wouldn't be surprised if it did - Patrick Rothfuss isn't a bad author.
>>693199109
thanks, I've upgraded you to biggest narcisist
i've upgraded myself to best neutral poster
>>693199109
I wonder who would be the previous shittiest.
>>693198573
He has a grip on me.
I don't care that much for London itself despite growing up there. Overpriced place to live in. Fine to visit though, museums there are excellent. Avoid the London Eye 'cos it's shit and you have to wait ages to get on it.
Okay since I'm basically invalid, I need to get going now because it's gonna take me like 15 minutes to get to my car.
See you cunts later.
>>693199233
He was always biggest narcissist, you've only made him stronger.
>tfw sf used to say you were the shittiest poster but that is no longer the case.
>>693198723
I might be leaving the Land of the Free for a week
>>693198808
>lives in FL
>doesnt like seafood
I will clean you like a damn fish
>>693199309
lol no
>>693199486
Ill keep that in mind, what is your favourite place to go to?
>>693199233
That's been established for going on 5 years but good job anyway.
>>693199232
The phrase "testicular fortitude" is fairly ubiquitous.
>>693199360
It WAS timby, but he's gone. For awhile it's been demos/eisen whenever they're posting matsus.
(I am kidding about demos and eisen)
>>693199585
Yeah dude you wouldn't even have made the finals this year.
>>693199637
For what reason!
>>693199691
What did Timby post? I hadn't heard of him.
>>693199922
Don't even ask. Don't summon him.
i forgot unicode doesn't show up anymore
i was gonna post a heart for subby
>>693199922
he was the fatass camwhore
Managed to be an even more annoying camwhore than Reo
>>693199852
Do... do you think I could make shittiest on Eisen or Raccoon list?
I have a list?
>>693199981
I just don't want to miss anyone on my pic.
>>693200072
Oh yeah, I'm seeing his nudes on the archive.
I have all of his photos filtered, life is okay
>>693199852
to entertain myself over seas
>>693200325
ignore him completely
>>693199637
In London? I went to the Imperial War Museum with my family once and it was great. Interesting but inevitably a bit sad at the same time. Whenever I am in London it's to visit family mostly so I'm actually not the best person to ask about tourist attractions.
Anyway I have to sleep. Got to show the student whose name I forgot stuff tomorrow.
>>693200232
no idea what you're talking about and really only MY list matters
>>693200325
those were dark times
Lists are so /animus/
what about MY list?
>>693200552
post list
>>693200488
Gn chet
is timby the gross fatty who always posted himself everywhere lel
>>693200477
Go remove kebab from GB.
>>693200534
Unless, like me, you don't actually make them and they merely exist in your head.
I used to like Nibi then I hated him now I like him again
>>693200665
Smart
>>693200477
>>693200492
Well, if he wasn't an avatar poster I can just move along.
>>693200665
I do not want to end up on the INTERPOL wanted list, ty though
>>693200751
please do
Timby's muffin top was his avatar
>>693200724
I know I am, dear.
>>693200751
Yeah don't touch it.
>>693200657
Don't worry, you're plenty terrible in your own right. It takes a lot to compete with timby.
>>693200884
INTERPOL isn't bothered by dead kebab.
>>693201130
We all know you know you are
also i say eliza is worst poster
>>693201130
if you're not gonna answer my question then don't reply to me but I'm assuming that's yes.
you're funny
I vote Bryz for shittiest attitude
>>693201276
I thought the question was rhetorical, but yes that is him.
Thank you.
>>693201252
I think he's on something.
The worst poster still belongs to Nibi and Nibi's other name
>>693201130
where the hell would I run to?
>>693201473
I second this
wasn't eliza a she
ya
Nibi and Dash win best thread couple
No.
YES
I don't have a bad attitude you cunts literally infect me with yours
seconding nibi
NO
"She"
yeah actually i sorta agree
dash and nibi are a match made in heaven
like peanut butter and chocolate
LET'S ORGANIZE A THREAD WEDDING FOR NIBI AND DASH
More like made in hell.
I call maid of honor.
>>693202013
i want to be the aunt who cries in the pews
I will officiate.
No, one is going to be anything because there's not going to be a fucking wedding.
Someone start making the invitations.
>>693202270
you would want to be that wouldnt you
I like how bryz reliably proves our criticisms right.
>>693202417
I mean I respect if you want a smaller ceremony but there's so many people who want to see you two!
>>693202493
hell the fuck yeah
language
>>693193472
did you draw that?
>>693202567
I've only just started posting even somewhat regularly, I don't even know him. And I would never be in a relationship with a guy. I don't even know why I'm in this thread.
We can have a bachelor party for Nibi with a stripper cake and everything
The cake of course being for Nibi
Whos the bride? theyre both kind of bitchy
>>693202567
then you need to talk to Dash/Nibi about what color you should wear then
Anyone else remember katia's wall of shame?
>>693202730
Because this post belongs on it.
Nibi CLEARLY wears the pants in this relationship.
>>693202895
>>693202949
Yeah I'm feeling like nibi's probably the groom.
>>693202917
the wall is still a thing
>>693202949
that means dash needs to choose what color SF will be wearing
Dash looks up to Nibi so much
It's so adorable
>>693203127
I haven't seen it in forever.
lel
>>693203267
ask for it, he'll oblige if you ask kind enough
>>693203312
ayy para
>>693203312
HAHA PARA'S IN THAT PICTURE
I'M FUCKING DEAD
I want Dash and Nibi to each pick the soundtrack for when they enter the chapel WWE wrestling style
Dash is too flab
and dat ass is probably not phat.
>>693203750
Perfect.
It isn't. I have big legs but no ass.
>>693203750
slain
nibi is my husband already
>not having dat phat ass
dash you got some explaining to do mister.
Not really, I'm not a faggot.
>>693203912
phat lik u
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SAVE
THE
DATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c4x9M3v-ug
Too many people want to have sex with me.
But they are too far away and im more likely to never have sex. There are strange forces at work in this world.
>>693203993
>>693204048
>>693204048
>>693204048
>>693204271
they're bringing back The Saint
>Too many people want to have sex with me.
OH the hills are alive with sound of wedding bells!
>>693204271
welcome back to the shitposting circle jerk friend
>>693204404
I don't. It's everyone else that wants me to. Tell them to fuck off, I just think you're kinda cool is all.
But only one wants to make love to you, Nibi.
Answer the call.
dash I really need to know what color I'm wearing sweetie
>>693204613
>>693204613
>>693204613
>>693204613
I guess a lot of people have the eyes for depressed faggots
>>693204846
Red, and it'll be your own blood.
we're making their lives better
in hOLY MATRIMONY
>>693204470
The movie starring Val Kilmer?
>>693204518
Hello. I am very unaffected to be here.
>>693205086
Haha holy shit you really are his protege. This is too perfect.
>>693205249
mislink?
>>693205249
yeah
but that was also a reboot
it's much older than that
make julian go away
I should have remained a lurker.
>>693205374
Yes.
>>693204539
>>693205249
Second reply.
>>693205401
I can't. Just ignore him. Is it going to star Val Kilmer?
found their cake
>>693205401
I'll probably be gone in around half an hour, chill out babe.
>>693205594
you never were, you tried to fight me dumbshit
>>693205741
BEAUTIFUL
>>693205709
no they haven't casted it yet
i cannot ignore him
>>693205741
Their wedding is gonna make that shit from game of thrones look tame.
Disclaimer: I have never watched game of thrones.
i'm so satisfied with how this has unfolded
>>693205709
why so unaffected?
never forget the night we coordinated the wedding of two edgelords
>>693205882
He's an igmo, they should cast Val Kilmer. He needs the work.
>>693206022
Why would I be?
>>693205999
checked
No, you guys didn't do jack shit. This is fucking retarded.
Ew, even demos wants to sex me.
where will you two lovebirds go on honeymoon?
>>693206129
he is an igmo
he was talking about how he won't buy CDs or record the other day and it was really really stupid
i know val kilmer's nephew
he's a real fagoot
This is the best thing to ever happen to both of you, quit being so indignant
>>693206200
oh hey add this
>>693202730
to the wall of shame
i do not want to have sex with you nibi
you're engaged
>>693206304
Language.
>>693206304
Well so is your face.
>>693206401
Val Kilmer has a nephew?
>>693206531
yeah Thomas Kilmer
he's a real faggot
he's like julian but not as unbearable actually
david you're really cute when you're being passive aggressive.
>>693206522
Fuck you, nigger.
>>693206129
Why would you be so unaffected?
I dont know, that is why I asked.
>>693206398
theyll go to a Slipknot concert
Im not having sex with you demos, I dont want AIDS.
Instead of "save the date" the wedding invitation should say "see you in the fuckin pit"
>>693206638
Is a real faggot as opposed to a real human being?
>>693206781
Why would I be anything other than what I am?
>>693206685
i hate you
>>693206781
No, Slipknot is fucking garbage.
Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing!
>>693207048
new thread
>>693206907
yeah
i kinda regret not trying to ask him out
>>693203540
Pretty sure that is actually Clint.
