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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>693859261

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Homura claimed.
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Home from work. How's everyone
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>>693873878
Claimed
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Claimed
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>>693870460
Tell me its on ps4!
Some kid just took over my gym on pokemon go. With a fuckin 600cp Pigeot

Im trying to beef up and im gonna take that fucker down
HI homura

hows karen?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qyUTmMFYS4
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>>693874103
Creepy video
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>>693874309

Indeed, but I like both the song and the video.
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why can't everyone of you retarded waifuist just disappear from the face of the earth I hate every single one of you so damn much YOU HAVE NO OC YOU LYING FUCKS YOU ARE NOT THE DAMN PINNACLE OF BOARD CULTURE YOU ARE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL FUCK YOU.

I don't have a reaction image close to the eternal raging fire of hatred that is forever burning inside my empty heart but I'll attach this image anyway
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>quads
already a good thread
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>>693874395
Indeed, both the music and the video carries a mysterious, yet hypnotizing aura to it. It's pretty neat and trippy.
>>693874444
Nice quads.
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mine
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>claiming best waifu
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the other chen poster should gtfo and get actual good pictures

>>693874444
checked
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>>693874558
"I turn my genuine feelings into a joke because I can't deal with them" starter pack.
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claimed
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>>693873878
Trip balls stoned robert
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seems like nobody moved to this thread
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>>693873878
>obligatory
can you guess?
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>>693873267
Why do you think that?

>>693874034
Nahh PC, sorry man.
I haven't tried Pokemon GO yet.

>also claimed
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>>693873316
I don't believe you.
>>693874103
You owe me an apology.
WHYYY DOES IT END LIKE THIS!?
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>>693875155
I don't think I can, sorry.
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>>693875200
I left her alone at home when she could barely walk to go to a 7-days party 'cause I had an argument with her
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>>693875307

Who are you?
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>>693875654
can you see stereogram images?
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>>693875155
I can
but i won't

>>693875307
But you have to believe me
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>>693876169
Suika Ibuki is mai waifu. Why do you ask?>>693876703
Stop licking at me then!
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>>693876009
That's not your fault anon, you didn't do anything wrong.
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>>693873983
Yuuuukkkiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>693876899
you are a drunk
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I claim the alien guy
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>>693877138
Except for everything
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>>693875200
thats alright. Its kinda what i figured with the whole PC thing.

theres a couple of us that play ps4

Someday we will have a full waifu squad.

>>693877253
love that gif
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>>693876899
But licking you is the best part

>>693877504
He was already claimed

it was by bigfoot
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HAHAHA FUCKING SCAM ARTIST
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>>693877418
Thanx pal but you rode over mai waifu with a bike. Just apologize. Take responsibility!

Does anyone here play Guns of Icarus?
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>>693877736
Best gif
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>>>/trash/
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>>693877869
I cannot hear you
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>>693873878
Hello everyone.
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>>693878029
Wai gand we be freendnz!?

>>693877788
YOU ONLY LIKE THIS BECAUSE I HATE THIS
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>>693877709
No my friend you didn't do anything wrong. You simply acted upon your emotions and there is no wrong doing in that. I'm sure your mother didn't blame you.

>>693877736
It's better on the PC imo.
Someday! Is there like a Discord channel?
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>>693873878
quick question. should I go to bed or stay up and play another round of mvm in tf2 or l4d2? it's 4.40am here.
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>>693877253
YUNO!!!
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>>693878262
Would it help to say i do it so you'll notice?

it may be a lie, but still it might make you feel better

>>693878433
Depends on if you need to do something soon

>>693878740
Who even is this?
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>>693878894
Yuuki Konno from SAO II
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>>693878894
it's sunday. and im unemployed anyways + have nothing to do either. i just don't feel like going to bed rn, tho im a bit tired.
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And goodbye Zoast
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>>693878894
I guess ill just stay up for another half an hour and keep listening to this on loop
https://youtu.be/JfmupLRxxM8
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>>693878740
How are ya friend??
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>>693879101
Hello Rory, hows your day been?
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>>693878894
Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
You know, tell me the lies. Okay.
Tbqh like you, but cannot handle that intent. Plz to be friends?
>>693879329
Did you go somewhere? I didn't think you left.

Also ... I know ribs were a sham, but do you want to cook? Maybe a cookoff?
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>>693879329
Pretty good! Work was alright, got Pokemon Go to work so I spent all day doing that lol. Now I'm at home playing WoW with friends
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>>693879589
Sry
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>>693879515
Uneventful. Just watching the Super Metroid race at SGDQ.
Oatsngoats is raping them.
>>693879625
Intetsun, right?
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>>693879625
Ayy thats whats up
... Pokemon go is not compatible with my phone... rip me

>>693879589
Not right now
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RIP Oatsngoats. Unlucky.
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>>693879771
I forgot SGDQ was streaming still.
I'll go watch in a little bit.
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>>693880170
You should now! 4 way Super Metroid is about to fail! GIBE ENERGY!
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>>693879882
It's late. I meant as a future thing, if we get more people involved. Could be fun.

Anybody a Gundamer here?

Actually, what jobs do you all work here, if any? No shame, NEETs welcome.
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Ay just checking in, tierd as hell. Still truckin'.
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>>693880384
Professional cook here.
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>>693879054
do whatever you want then

>>693879589
Oh, you want me as a friend
well I suppose it'd be fine

>>693879882
Oh, you can't play pokemon go?
shame, it's a great excuse to trespass
>Mfw I found a blue-eyes
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>>693879771
?

>>693879882
Sorry bruh. It's a lot of fun
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>>693880384
Cashier at a supermarket
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KILLING THE ANIMALS TOO! GO BEHEMOTH!
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>>693880696
Your Bnet. I cant for the life of me figure out who Intetsun is.

DEER FORCE!
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>watching Konosuba

How can anyone not like Megumin or like Aqua? Darkness is whatever for me, but Aqua is ruining this for me.
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>>693880497
French System? What position are you?>>693880723
I never did this. How do you judge people? How do your coworkers judge you? Not that you're a bad person, it just seems like you're subject to a lot of negative judgement without a positive recourse. Like I daid, no experience in your field.
>>693880529
I don't think this reaction was for me. But I will pretend it was, because it made me happy. I enjoy your friendly tones.
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>>693880529
>Needing a reason to trespass
Lol

>>693880696
Grrrr..
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>>693881345
You're absolutely disgusting

>>693881408
The reaction can be for whoever you want
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>>693881408
The place Im at has 2 cooks. We are both the cooks and the chefs. Chef is just an honorific. We refer to each other by 'faggot' or first names anyway. Nice and casual.
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>>693880947
Nah, mine is stewie574

>>693881631
How'd rekking keksin(?) go?
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>>693881408
I don't really judge anyone. I just scan their shit and take their money. If people want to judge me or my co workers want to judge me I couldn't give a shit really. I get paid, I'm not there to socialize, dude.

But really, I don't judge people on what they buy. More than anything I get hungry from people buying stuff like chips and chocolate, stuff like that, I get jealous. Kek.
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A Galactic Nova has appeared and offers you one wish.

What do you wish for?
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>>693882177
The sweet release of death.
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>>693882342
This
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>>693882342
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>>693881964
Keksis is easy
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>>693873878
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>>693882342
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>>693882342
>
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>>693881678
Care to suggest what I watch next?
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>feel left out because i don't play pokemon go
>realize I can't play pokemon go because I don't have a phone
>feel left out because I don't own a phone
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>>693882342
Just for you or everybody?
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Sami
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>>693882445
Yuuko.

>>693882449
Breast friend.

>>693882587
Kyouko.

>>693882655
Do it.
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>>693882342
I could do that for you.
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>>693882531
I just hates that he steals you're super right as you want to use it
>every
>goddamn
>time

>>693882656
There really isn't much to watch
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>>693880497
>rwby
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>>693882746
Booby Brother.
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I demand this thread be lewd again!
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>>693882835
I learn to not give a shit about supers there
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>>693882746
I will

>>693882958
>
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>>693882764
It was a prank.

>>693883008
How are you?

>>693883240
Cool.
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>>693882746
Goldilocks

>>693883008
Moonpie
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>>693882958
>morning
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>>693883295
Good enough, getting tired though.
>>693883356
Fluffy Hair.
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>>693881678
Okay. Friends.
>>693882120
That's refreshing. I never did your job, and I will admit that I had forgotten people are doing their jobs.
>>693881690
Sounds nice. We had the pseudo french system and it was fucked up. Head chef leads the kitchen. That's how it should be.
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>>693883295
TOO LATE!
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>>693883120
FUCK YES LETS DO THIS /B/ROS
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>>693882531
Does he drop anything special?
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>>693883240
Hello to you too, Rape Boat.
>Amatsu has some really nice art, I discovered this morning

>>693883422
8 at night is morning for me!
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>>693883580
next time dont post a thumbnail, newfag
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>>693883587
A shitty exotic side arm
>Y2 Queenbreaker's bow never ever
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Dio-sama...

>>693883678
>>693883716
I bet you voted for Pyro you dirty fucking nigger.
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>>693883664
Oh? Care to share some with me?
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>>693883456
At my old work, we had the pseudo French. Head chef is the boss, takes care of the managerial side. Sous is the one everyone hates, sorts out the day to day shit. Then we had the chefs on each section, 2-3 for the 3 sections. No senior chefs to the section. Flatten it as much as possible.
>>693883664
1pm here though. You missed my morning by 1 hour 20 mins.
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