Pokemon Go Thread
>level and Screenshot of collection
>>694058014
Started 3 days ago already have 5 pokemon
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>>694058014
Spent an hour hunting down a Golduck. Nope.
Now theres an Onyx outside....but i should probably go to bed.
>>694058396
Holy shot you're a loser
>>694058396
Lol schools out for summer
>>694058833
Where'd you get it faggot?
>>694058833
Lel where'd you get that pick from.
>>694058396
>cp
>>694059077
>>694059026
The less people that find it the better. Not telling. Gonna savor being awesome while it lasts.
>>694058833
YOU FUCKING FUCKER, WHERE DID YOU FIND IT
>>694059222
Nobody is gonna know if you post it on a dying 4chan thread
>>694059222
you like dicks
>>694059222
YOUR SUCH A FAG. TELL US. THIS THREAD IS DEAD WHAT COULD GO WRONG
>>694058833
Fake and gay
>>694058833
Mews not even in the game data loser, nice fake nerd
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>>694059444
Trips of truth
>>694059453
nice b8
>>694059375
>>694059333
>>694059314
no if I post it that shit is gonna go viral and everybody's gonna learn how to get a fucking mew and it won't be cool anymore
>>694059587
What's your technique m8
wild dragenite
>>694058396
Wait
Holy shit you are stealing my fucking screenshot from yesterday ass
See here:
>>694059587
>>694059612
Prove its yours, name it "dickshit"
>>694058692
Too bad that means he actually is a physically active person unlike yourself.
How can you call someone a loser for being well progressed in a game literally about exercising to progress?
>>694059766
almost lvl 15 btw
>>694059612
Faggot confirmed. More proof or it didn't happen.
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Teh hood
>>694059600
Dubs of Confirmation
>>694058833
name it jackass, now.
>>694059612
>B8
Ok
>>694058014
Contributing
>>694058833
So obviously shooped it hurts
>>694059899
Collecting Pokemon
>exercising
Pick one
Inb4 walking ur fatass around
>>694059794
Hahaha you gotta be kidding me
This is insane
> people are already pretending to be higher
>Pokemon Go tells you to go to a location occupied by BLM.
>>694059794
Kek it's come to this lard asses stealing screenshots of people's shit.
>>694059944
My first double dubs in a fucking pokemon go thread k den
>>694059794
Holy shit thats sad
I notice that the pokedex only lists 138 pokemon in total. What pokemon are missing?
>>694059899
No, the person that posted that screenshot in this thread is a pretender
See
>>694059794
The person that owns that account just confronted them with today's screenshot
Too lazy to post from my phone, but I caught a Snorlax today. Ended up being 20 minutes late back to work because as I was driving there I saw the Snorlax shadow pop up and I drove around looking for that fat fuck. Ended up using like 50+ Pokeballs.
>>694060318
Its location based i have 127
>>694060375
You do realize that the indicator on the bottom right literally doesn't mean shit?
8 nothing special yet
>>694060318
None that we know of
It only lists down to what you have
>>694060375
Word what are you going to name it? When I eventually get mine I'll call it wabba jabba after my friends fat gf that put a bounty on my head.
>>694060647
No, idk what you mean? I saw the shadow pop up, and I went look around and found the Snorlax, why do you think it means nothing?
>>694060771
Idk man! im not good with nicknames, my whole life ive been OCD about never nicknaming pokemon, but I kinda want to now. Tommorow im going ride around and stick snorlax in some gyms, havent done a gym battle yet.
>>694060813
it means nothing because it doens't tell you any info other than the fact that it's close, not where. its useless to use it to look for something specifically
>>694060813
You've never noticed that almost all Pokemon that show up on that thing will say that they're 3 footsteps away and one that may not even be on there might show up?
>>694061077
Fucking
Wow
Ok
Die in a fire
>>694060647
Uhh yeah it does m8.
No footsteps - it's up your ass
>1 footstep - circle the area it's close
>2 footsteps - take a hike
>3 footsteps - good fucking luck on your adventure.
>>694061095
Not at all. You just might have shit phone service? The nearby list always works legit for me. It shows which pokemon are closest and farthest, and as I get closer the farthest pokemon move up the list. Honestly no clue why you think its useless
these threads should also require everyone to post their age so I can laugh at how pathetic they are. You faggots are no different than the middle aged men who watch MLP
>>694061077
oh shit it is real
>>694061077
How?
>>694061465
23, whats your age? thinking anyone cares about you trying to hurt their feelings... gotta be under the drinking age
>>694061626
I'm 28. Lol kill yourself
>>694061077
Anyone who believes this real fucking dumbbb. why the fuck would everything be standard definition but the mew is pixel as fuck
>>694061077
damn son you managed to maintain 70% battery charge for that long? what phone you rocking?
>>694061465
Everyone is playing it. I'm not gonna be one of the people who thinks they're too cool not to jump on the newest fad.
>>694061465
Oww the edge that makes you 17 right?
>>694061077
Holly Molly XDDDDDDDDDD
>>694061763
You sound very mature for your age /s
Decent variety
>>694061930
It got down to ~50% so I put it back on the charger. Actually a coincidence that it was 70% again. that's hilarious.
>>694058014
AVOID THE LG STYLO FOR THIS GAME
The shitty gps doesnt work on this fucking phone and thousands of people have the same problem.
I have to buy a bluetooth gps and a bigger battery for this POS
>>694062151
dammmm i'm jelly af i want a lapras
>>694061077
Lol something wrong with your battery m8 you've been charging for awhile and it's still 70 percent. Also you're times don't make sense
>>694061386
I have excellent service and it's not very accurate. I know it's not accurate for anybody. I've compared my nearby list to two other co workers and all of us were different. If the Pokemon is actually there accurately it should show up the same for everyone. Don't believe me? Compare it with another person right now
>>694058014
>>694062544
>>694062151
>Lapras
I will never get one
>It hurts
>>694062216
oh whew almost thought it was a fake! BTW what happened to the favorite star thats in the corner of a Pokemon overview? your game seems to be missing it.
>>694062579
>>694062544
>>694062579
>>694062618
Kek someone's upset
Chug it bitches.
can someone please get me some pokemon. i used a burner email, so its no biggie, i just cant do shit until i move in like 2 weeks. once i move to so cal its pokestops every block
So far all I've seen are 1st gen pokemon. Is that all there is right now?
Dug aim
>>694062754
I actually love GO.
I just thought these were worth sharing.
You mad, man?
>>694061763
25 here
>>694062579
It was only a matter of time lmfao
>>694062151
reported for cp
I stepped on a bee hive and got stung by 4 wasps to get a shellder, fuckin worth
>>694062428
kek
i was in the car today with two other friends and a fourth driving and we kept seeing the same pokemon popping up on our everyones screens and even caught the same kinds different cp at red lights
>>694062947
oh and if anyone helps. i can probably give you some tf2 shit. or maybe i can visit pokestops for you once im back in socal
>>694062973
>>694061077
where do find
Fuck with me faggots
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>>694063218
>worth
>CP59
top kek
>>694061465
How out of touch with reality are you anon? Like not saying you have to play the shit, but it is incredibly popular right now, and not just among nerds or whatever.
>>694063353
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>>694063215
Holy shit dude 21420 dust!? is there like ways to get bonus dust besides gyms?
>>694063411
Shelder is the fuckin bomb
we all know that Valor are the plebs, now please give me all the shit talk about them.
>>694063508
I just never use it. Im level 15 and have only used about 10k
>>694062987
Nah those pics made it look like you were angry like this random guy a couple days ago who made a thread about how he hates go and how pokemon is now filled with casuals which made me kek.
>>694059944
>>694058014
literally walking around downtown batavia with my friends and we past like 4 pokemon go players...
lvl 13 so far
>>694061465
top kek
>>694059222
it was probably an egg...fag
Sup /b/ros any NYfags on?
Join this group and show off your Pokemon with caught locations
www.facebook com/groups/PokemonGoNY
updated
>>694063632
What is that CP shit above every digimon?
>>694063607
Jesus, fuck that. I like GO, it just doesn't hold a candle to current Pokemon.
Don't understand the rage for the casuals though.
I think it's cool.
Lvl9 and don't travel much
I cant even play the stupid game. I always get this same problem. "Failed to detect location" and no matter what I do, it never works. I have an Lg G3. Please help me guys.
Started later than most people around my area, and went outside for the first time with pgo. Unrelated, but has anyone else been seing moltres (or other legendaries) on their radar?
>>694063934
fuck i want a magmar so goddman badly
>>694063841
anybody actually found any legendary bird pokemon yet?
>>694058833
its shopped you dumbasses
How do you people who have pokemon with super high combat points. How? Is there a secret or are you niggers busting out the credit card.
Is Meowith rare?
>>694064345
Uncommon, not rare
I have a question I had a 5 km egg and it finished incubation with a 2 km egg but only one hatched and the other is just gone. Has anyone had this problem or have a fix to it?
>>694064298
Catch high cp mons and evolve them, then train
>>694059222
Trips confirms that /b/ can't be trusted with the power of mew
>>694064430
What about Mankey?
>>694064524
Had this problem a lot! I've just been doing one egg at a time to be safe.
>>694063841
Broken link?
>>694064524
Did the pokemon appear in your collection? I hatched an egg while I was at work and I didnt know what it was until I looked and saw that I had a new pokemon (NidoRan Female)
>>694064297
>>694064456
Where?
>>694064524
I had two 5km going at once, and one of them either disappeared, or was just put into my inventory with out the show, but I didnt seen any evidence that happened.
>>694063993
Look up how to enable developer functions on your phone. In the developer functions menu there should be an option to disable allowing mock locations, it should work after that
>>694064297
Where would you find kabuto? Can't find him anywhere. Same story with rock types.
>>694064637
Shit okay thanks faggot
Come to swe
>>694064622
Uncommon still. Rare would be stuff like Fossil Pokemon, Dratini, Lapras, Chansey, etc.
>tfw you're a poorfag using your bros old s4 and you can't afford a data plan cause you're a loser piece of shit without a job so you just use wi-fi and capture pokemon in your bedroom
Nothing too crazy. Coolest I have gotten is prolly kabuto.
>>694064697
That happened to me. Turns out I hatched a slopoke and got no notification. It happens
>>694064694
Kabuto near water Areo in 10k egg
okay enough with the goddamn eeveelutions you fucking faggots
Why would anyone play this game?? What type of self respecting Pokémon fan would actually spend their time and money on such a bastardized version of pokemon! You should all be ashamed... Unless you're all just casual mobile faggots who've never actually played Pokémon... But anyone who has ever played Pokémon should not support this monstrosity. There are 4 aspects that make up a Pokémon game: Hunting, Capturing, Grinding, and Battling, this game satisfies 1 of those categories. The capturing is merely a Pokémon Paper Toss game, the grinding is accomplished by paying real money, and the battling is done not with the classic Pokémon battles mechanic that requires actual skill and strategic, it gets replaced with tapping on your phone screen as fast as possible wins.... It's disgusting, whoever pays the most money wins... You fake gamer fans supporting this disgusting sellout by Nintendo releasing a half assed sorry excuse of a game after promising to never release a shitty half assed mobile game and sellout with micro-transactions. I urge you all to open your eyes and uninstall and rally together to send a message to Nintendo to not fuck us over with half assed games! There is no reason why this game shouldn't have the same classic Pokémon battle mechanic!
Caught this today
does anybody else use the ingress intel map to find sweet spots? because i do and it's sweet
>>694064833
There's a place down the block where I live that constantly spawns dratini. It's great
>>694064298
If you catch a pokemon with a high base cp, (my Eevee was like 370) train then evolve it, it jumps massively in levels. Im the guy with the 1003 vaporeon and it came out like that
>>694064899
Thats what Im saying, I love vaporeon and all, but jesus christ people need to put their dicks away
>>694064907
2/10 for making me reply
>>694062973
Stop please
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You know my collections real based on its shit tier
i feel like this is the coolest shit ever but it's going to blow over in a few weeks because in the end just a half-assed mobile game
I'm looking for a ratata where can i get one?
>>694064134
I got my Magmar from a 10km egg.
>>694064907
Some faggot sat down and angrily typed a rant about a chinese game on his magic porn machine
>>694064907
Shut up.
>>694062603
Nice Alan Resnick image.
>>694059944
lol'd at waterjew
>>694064297
I found mine near a prison
>>694064127
Rarest i've seen has been a Charizard at 4 in the morning.
>>694064694
Not him, but I literally caught my kabuto in the middle of a fucking trailer park.
>>694065118
anywhere
>>694065270
Fucking everywhere
>>694065001
>Sweet spots
What do you mean by this anon?
Like areas with rare pokemon?
hi /b/.
i'm in florida and nearly level 14. i have seen 0 rock/fire/ghost pokemon. This is all within a 20 mile radius of my home. Do I have to be up in the mountains to catch rock type? Do I need to be in an urban area for ghosts? the fuck
>>694062973
>trying this hard
>>694064699
Thank you so much anon
Pokemon coming up next
>>694065620
>>694065001
>>694065434
every dot is either a pokestop or a gym.
niantic made ingress before pokemon go.
they just ported the spots to go
Whats so fun about this game?
Actual question, i downloaded it for all the hype it has gotten, but the only fucking thing i was able to do was catching pokemon, and literally thats it, no fights no nothing.
What the fuck am i missing?
>>694064430
Is he really even uncommon? I have meowiths out the ass where I am.
>>694065457
Live in florida also, have seen ghastlys, arcanines, geodudes. You're just not getting lucky I guess.
>>694065696
Ingress > Pokeshit
>>694065065
Dude not even trying to b8. That's my honest opinion on Pokémon Go
>>694064907
WEW LAD
Started earlier today Level 6
>>694065722
You have to find a gym to fight. Fights are pretty underwhelming, it's mainly about just having an excuse to walk around and enjoy nature. It can be pretty fun to get into turf wars and keep taking/retaking gyms when some fag notices you took his
>>694064152
Saw someone with an Aerodactyl as far as rare goes.
>>694064675
Link is working bro, just need to add a doc before the com, this site doesn't allow fb links
>>694065696
>>694065001
although you have to download ingress on your phone first and sign up, here are the links
https://www.ingress.com/intel
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nianticproject.ingress&hl=en
>>694065233
>>694065252
Kek. So to fine kabuto you gotta go to shitholes.
How does this work? i just have to get my gps to recognize a location?
if im a pilot can i just fly from point to point and scoop up mad picklemans?
how do you get such rare shit? its really cancerous that to get decent stuff i have to catch 40 fucking mons just to evolve it into somethign that just decent..............
>>694062973
fuck you
Found a Chansey
Level 7
>>694065829
you use the map to find good places to "go" dipshit
>>694065912
Meh, the catching thing about pokemon were fights and story mode.
I guess ill just uninstall til it gets new content.
>>694064907
This is bait right?
I threw away good pussy for this game
>>694066056
Just get lucky and find them
>>694066261
Literally, cancer.
I live in the woods, near the ocean. This is all I got, folks. Just a bunch of bugs n birds (minus egg hatches).
I want rock, fire and ghosts :(
>>694065982
my sister also found a koffing in a ghetto neighborhood
>>694066056
Go to rare places.
Im lucky enough to live close to the pyramids, i always find good shit there.
>>694064297
>>694064456
Fossil bros, waddap
It's a shame I'm out of candies, I doubt I'll be getting another.
>>694066056
its pretty gay, i caught a magicarp and it needs 400 candies to evolve.....which means i literally have to catch 100 magicarps
>>694061077
its the x and y mew sprite
Just hit level 9
>>694062973
you fucking animal, well played slut
>>694066622
rare places?? i dint understand what is considered a rare place
>>694066716
Why would you evolve a magikarp you fucking pleb, it's already the best Pokemon in the game.
>>694066898
go to a park
How do you faggots level up so quick? There's a main street I bike up and down on with like, 10 pokestops. Is that a main idea?
Also, no good mons anywhere. Suburbs are shit.
>>694066898
A place of significant value, a historical land site perhaps
>>694066981
i do i have literally 5 parks within a 5 min drive and all they have is pidgeys and weedles
I'm in a hotel room next to a poke stop
>>694067062
use a lucky egg + evolve 20+ pidgeys/caterpies whatever else at once
>>694066814
Anon did you get that pikachu from the starter easter egg or did you catch him later on?
>>694066814
Wtf. My Clefairy has more CP than your machamp.. why
>>694067274
Starter Easter egg?
Some crippled kid is crying somewhere because he can't go out into the real world and catch Pokemon .
Let that sink in.
>>694067161
AHA MY NIGGA JUST SPINNIN DAT BITCH
best strategy i've used so far is to catch while i drive. driving down a street i'll encounter a pokemon every half mile or so, and as soon as you start the catch it doesn't matter if you keep driving. also keep the phone plugged in so the battery doesn't become kill.
i would say don't play and drive because its dangerous but i'm not a retard pleb so i can multitask. don't do this if you're a retard pleb
>>694066716
Stay determined anon
Just came back from a red robin with 110 carp candies. No water in sight. Just gotta find the right spot.
>>694065696
So are all the dots good spots to go?
>>694067512
Yeah bro
>>694067062
their is no good or bad mon... catch fucking all of them... evolve all your ratatas and pidgies and shit every time you can... it's 500 xp each evolution... so save up a shitload then use a lucky egg for double xp... higher levels mean your more likely to find rarer pokemon..
>>694067189
Good idea anon, thanks. What level do lucky eggs unlock at, I'm chillin at 6 rn
>>694060088
>being this new
I fucking ran out of pokeballs. Do you fucks actually buy them or do you get them from the pokestops? I haven't been to any of those yet.
>>694067713
Eggs hatch by walking
>>694067702
if your level goes up and you find rarer pokemon, does that also mean it becomes harder to find more common pokemon?
>>694067398
Move three blocks instead of capturing one of the main three starters and a pikachu appears
Do you use a bike to find your pokes /b/?
how do you power level.
also HOLY SHIT THERE IS A FUCKING THING OVER AT AREA 51.
>>694067531
do you also spin the viewscreen around backwards since your gonna be passing the pokemon anyway? ... had surprising amounts of success with that at highway speeds.... you know.. testing... for ...science and stuff...
Suck it bitches, Rank 18
I live in a pretty mid sized town, suburb of the 5th largest in my state. If you go down to the downtown area, LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING IS A POKESTOP. Gas station, clock tower, flower patch, you name it. You can get hundreds of pokeballs in a few minutes. Find your area's holy grail, my friends.
>>694067896
What in the fuck, I asked when lucky eggs unlock for drops. Do I have to buy them?
Anyone else here only go outside to catch pokemon and hatch eggs? Why not start a pokegang in your city and control all the gyms?
I could see the potential of having an organized group do this. Sort of like the mafia full of neckbeards, underaged kids and noodle armed asians. Maybe throw in the token black guy to look cool and bad-ass.
>>694067274
I got a pikachu in front of a Walmart. Shits random. Saw another driving down the highway.
>>694067904
no you'll still get flooded with commons, just means that now you CAN occasionally find the rarer ones
>>694068032
yes...
>>694059026
>>694059077
>>694059314
For Go they decided to make that old rumor from Red and Blue true. Look under a truck.
>>694068080
idk what you mean...i just keep the phone in my cupholder and turn the volume all the way up, and when i hear a noise i look at it and catch the pokemon
>>694068164
I did the same thing anon. I can bike back and forth between 5 of them and by the time I start coming back they're already regenned.
>>694068032
Nah, but I know someone who does
>>694068203
you get some for leveling up
>>694060134
How else are you supposed to catch dark types?
>>694068203
Yes you have to buy one, but in a certain order with in minutes, leave your Pokemon account info as well as your credit card info and I'll do it for you
>>694062151
LAPRAS!!!! where!?!?
>>694068032
No. Who the fuck does that? It's too dangerous.
I let my mom drive me around. It's much more efficient. Managed to claim half the gyms in the city for the red team upon release. And I spent a total of $273 on this game. I am well geared and well prepared. Don't mess with me, kid.
>>694068378
i your on the highway by the time you pick the phone up you'll be out of range of the pokemon or already driving past it... so keeping the screen viewpoint aimed backwards relative to your direction of travel means you have a better chance of finger slamming the pokemon as you pass before you get too far away to click it...
>>694068520
>dark types
>gen 1
I know it's a joke but ffs anon
>>694068657
by the water cooler....
>>694068444
thanks anon, nice trips.
>>694068520
>Dark types
>Only gen 1 mons
Want to know how I know you're a normalfag?
>>694065457
Leave in wingsprings florida, cant tell, this place is full of lakes and little forrest so al pokemons i have found till now are hypnos near the forrests, normal trash bug and im full if squirtels
>>694063215
nigga
>>694068684
>694068684
Drive at 5 mph's. There is no range limit once you engage the monster anyway.
Think I might go to kings park (a abandoned phyco center) bet there's something of value there
Who has been to the Westboro Baptist Church?
>>694068762
>>694068806
I spotted the virgins.
>>694068684
i havent tried it on the highway yet, i was just driving around my neighborhood. like 10-30 mph
>>694068647
Oh thanks anon.
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>>694068762
There are fairy type moves already. Oddish can learn Moonblast and Clefairy/Able has that typing my friend.
I'm sure one of them pokes has a dark move/typing or whatever.
>>694068668
You are the worst cringe of the day
>>694068867
that really won't work on the highway....
>>694068668
ayy lmao
Yellow team ftw
>>694068782
>
im coming right now hold on
>>694069015
Ew I don't help niggers
>>694067896
>>694068203
>both this new
You'll get a couple for free as you level up. Or you could buy them like a memelord.
Find a three way pokestop with people dropping lures, use a lucky egg, then spam the stops and catch everything. Also evolve all your weak fuckers like other anon said.
>>694063632
where do u live in mountains lol? I only find fucking pidgeys and ratata every where. luckiest pokemon i got so far is goldeen.
>>694058396
>>694059587
>>694059794
I can't fucking explain how beta this is.
>>694068970
You say it like being pure is a bad thing. Don't feel bad for not knowing shit about Pokemon though; learning is not that hard.
lvl 9, am i doing below or above average for my level?
if your a higher rank do the pokemn that apper to you have a higher cp
>>694069205
I am fucking new, I started today.
Very observant you are.
Why would I care at all about learning about pokemon? Why should anybody aside from children?