Will you be saved?
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Will you be saved?
>Guy Fieri
I'm gonna be just fine
>>697389849
Maybe if you're kidnappers live in flavortown
>>697389744
Captain Janeway. I'm good.
>>697389744
i just watched one punch man so..... i think i'm gonna be saved.
>>697389744
Bender from Futurama.
I'll be fine.
This is really fucking vague. Who are we talking about? The last main character? The last side character? The last background character? The end of the episode camera crew blooper?
Chief Hopper. Didn't exactly roll boxcars here, but he'll get the job done.
>>697390161
You are overthinking this
>OCD-fag detected
>>697389744
Flynn rider. I got a shot.
>>697390161
Can you read?
>the last character
>>697389744
Watching Mythbusters right now.
Freedom confirmed
Anthony Bourdain
>>697389744
Ash from season 1 Pokemon, easy mode
Watching Prison Break so i'm good
>>697389744
>Carl from Shameless
I'm fucked.
>>697389744
Jimmy walker....
>>697389744
The Flash....I like those odds
>>697389744
>Will you be saved?
You know that's right
Jon snow ;^)
I don't watch TV, but the last movie I saw was Star Wars ep 7, so Rey I guess. or Luke.
>>697390878
Oh yeah, and I doubt there will be any saving
>>697389744
Those faggot brothers from the house channel.
Probably not. They won't like the decor of the home I'm being held in and just leave to go shop for new curtains or something.
I'm dead.
>>697389744
Just finished the latest dbsuper so I guess it's vegeta or trunks depending on on the preview for next week.
>>697389744
>Frank Underwood
If it's season 4 I'll be golden
I have no god damn clue if I'm saved or not
Guts from Berserk
Couldn't heve been a better one.
>>697389933
>>697390011
Dubdubdubs
Nope, I'm fucked.
Sophia the First will not be able to save me.
Duncan MacLeod.
They're fucked.
>>697389744
Does red vs blue count? If so I'm fucked
TOUKA KIRISHIMA
Walker The Texas Ranger hell ye
>Phoenix Wright
Oh well, atleast my captor will die in a cell
>>697389744
>harry potter
as long as the fucking kidnappers dont have guns,military training or magic proof undies im good
>>697389744
Chuck Norris .... LOL bingo babby
>>697391400
XD LOL! Griff is the guy who's got me!
>>697389744
Miles O'Brian
he may be a shit character
but he is a wizard with a transporter
>>697389744
Ice-T
Fuck yeah!
>>697389849
kek
>>697389744
>Kylo Ren
>I think I'll be okay I guess
Jon taffer
Fucking jerry seinfeld, there's no hope.
I think I'll be alright.
Rem from re zero think I'm saved
Columbo is on the case
Sam Harris, risky business
>>697390891
Good get
Whew. I'll be okay.
>>697391082
best post yet
>>697389744
>Peggy Bundy
I'll be fine once the stockholm syndrome kicks in
>>697391791
you'RE safe
>>697390921
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Cordon cop from Containment
Guess I'm fucked
>>697390851
sure you'll get out
but the escape will end you up in prison
from which you will eventually escape only to end up in a Mexican prison
Vincent from Collateral.
I'll be safe.
>>697389744
>Hillary Clinton
Yep, I'm pretty fucked
>>697391551
>>697391563
>lol
just where do you think you are hunh?
if dubs you both die
Lucifer Morningstar
Nice one
>>697391400
XD XD lel funny show : <))
>>697392184
You got rekt, son.
>>697389744
Fucking kids...
>>697392250
reroll for dubs death
you die to, even with the sarcasm
Whatever Andy samberg's character in brooklyn 99 is called. I think I'm alright
>>697392319
fucking pedo MODS MODS MODS
>>697389744
Pre time skip naruto, I'm coming home, believe it
Shit, was almost Rick from Rick and Morty but I walked by while my mom was watching Keeping up with the Kardashians
>>697392473
I'm a parent, you mongoloid. TV is the devil, so I let them have it for an hour before bed.
michael strahan
I got Hilary Clinton... I think I'm fucked
>>697389744
Betty White to the rescue!!!
This asshole right here. I'm as good as rescued.
>>697392605
That depends, did you donate to the Clinton Foundation?
>>697389744
Tammy from Bob's Burgers, I'm fucked.
Matt Murdock from Daredevil. :D
Pretty sure I'll be in good hands.
Beerus the Destroyer.
If I stopped watching a minute earlier it would have been Rick :/
>>697392555
let me have those trips
>>697389744
Sterling Archer, so I'm good
DONALD FUCKING TRUMP
SHIT
>>697392756
Depends, results with him are about 50/50.
100% saved
I'm watching MI-III right now so yeah, Ethan Hunt is going to kick some ass and tonight after he kills everybody I'll buy him a beer.
He saved eveyone else. I could be the last for his next leap home.
>>697392744
Thanks kek
im grateful for what im given
>>697392693
*and are you willing to keep donating
>>697392585
Put a sharpie in kids pooper
>>697392126
Shhh
>>697389744
Greatest captain/admiral in Starfleet.
Larry david
>>697392618
hot
>>697392915
Quantum Leap. Quality
Mr. Hand from Dark City, I like my odds...
>>697391769
"What's the deal with kidnappers?
They're not kids. They not napping. What is the deal?"
Hope they shoot him in the mouth.
>>697392982
dubs you die
trips you get raped in your sleep
quads your mother dies in her sleep tonight
singles you are still a fucking twat
>>697392840
HIGH ENERGY! THIS GUY HAS THE BEST RESCUERS! THE BEST!!!
>>697389744
cpt. Brass from CSI.
>>697392962
bump
Gerry Adams
Oh well at least the IRA is going to be with him and kidnap me afterwards
>>697393147
>Voyager, ONE to beam up
>>697389744
The guy from the twilight zone. Am I screwed?
>>697393165
NOPE
spike from cowboy bebop.
yeah i'm fine.
>>697393330
LMAO
>but it's the dubbed version
>>697389744
>Captain Kirk
OK.
Nathan from... obviously Nathan for you.
Finally someone who really helps!
>>697393455
Nice dubs
>>697393455
1) Nice 'dubs
2) Not at all
>>697389744
John traver(?) from bar rescue
I think I'll be okay
FUCK YEAH GARNET
well... uh, I dunno really
bojack horseman... yeah i think im fucked
>>697393455
You were never kidnapped. It was actually a vitural reality simulator to see if you can function in society
An old re-run of this was on earlier.
My predict my rescue is going to be a comedy.
>>697393455
Nah, he knows his way around
>check it out
Well good god damn I'm fucked.
Yes
>>697389744
I know this dude won't stop until he finds me.
I'm fucked...
my hero
>>697393774
>Red Green
You are fucking saved, hoser.
>>697389744
Daniel Jackson from SG-1. My hopes are high.
The pope
Will I be fine?
>>697389744
>2016
>TV
It's nice noticing that the internet is reaching the 3rd world
>>697394222
Didnt matter who it was. Trips says youll make it
>>697393455
He is either a being ranked above The One Above All and out classes every character ever possibly conceived, or a watcher with no influence over reality whatsoever
I'll even get to see a talking car
stan smith, i dont know if its a good thing or a bad thing
Mr. Pickles.
I'm fine.
Welp, maybe, but that means whatever has kidnapped me is probably sucking my blood or using me as a meat suit.
gonna mindfuck some things with 11
dutch from killjoys ima be fine and get laid
>>697389744
BAU Criminal minds guys, the ones with Lana from Archer
Fuck... Desi Arnez is dead as hell... guess I'm done.
>>697389744
Fox Mulder. I'll live, but I'm gonna get one hell of a probing.
>>697394250
A martyr! At least people will be made aware of the very tragic and probably painful manner of your death.
>>697394492
If they start bickering about their daddy issues then you're a goner
>>697389744
Tallahassee from zombieland
>i think I'm ok
>>697389744
LOOK THE FUCK OUT DIRTY MUZZIES RAMSAYS COMING FOR YOUR ASSES
Jon Snow
>>697389744
>Son Goku SSGSS
lol i'm safe sure :-D
That's what I get for watching Japanese TV.
>>697394492
If you're a girl then you're saved. If not then at least you know about the afterlife
Some bitch who left the amish life to go to New York....fuck.
>>697391162
Yes you are, he could easily beat isis without him be aware of doing it.
>>697394858
You're good if Melisandre and 100 wildlings tag along
>Hawaii Five-0
>Steve McGarrett
I think I'll be fine
>>697394492
oh look two faggots, yeah you're fucked
>letterkenny
>wayne
how are ya now
Kublai Khan. I'm good.
>>697391722
He'll rescue you in two days then explain to you how great Partender is.
Knowing Dr. Kang, she'd get kidnapped herself and require her boyfriend to save us both.
>>697395851
But what if Brian Boytano was the one who captured you?
test
Either way, I'm gonna get raped.
Fuck I don't watch TV...
>>697396022
The new fantastic 4?
My friends made me sit through it, but Im glad they did now. John Tafferd seems like he could get the needed resources to get shit done.
>>697396001
Fuck I don't know
John Reese POI. Someone dun goofed and the consequences will never be the same.
Larry David so I'll probably get saved but end up hating him by the end of the day
michael from prison break.
im good.
Badger from BB.
>RIP
Jessica Jones, I like my odds.
Macgyver. No problems
>>697389744
All I have to do is sit tight and wait
>>697389744
>>697389744
Watching Dragon ball Z all over.... So Goku?
So fucked.
>>697389744
Brian Finch
I'll probably end up better off than before I was kidnapped.
Michael Scofield
Watching Forbidden Kingdom - who did I see last last, Jackie Chan or Jet Li?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'm gonna be fine!
>>697389744
I'm covered. House will logic my way out
Well, I'm pretty sure the faggot hosting whatever HGTV show my wife was watching is going to make sure my captor has a great new open concept living room
Rick Sanchez. Wubalubadubdub! I'm saved, motherfucker.
>>697393738
Me too, Anon. Me too. Although to be fair the last person I saw was Princess Caroline and she's a go get it done type of person so, eh. Maybe
>>697389744
>smoking man from the x-files
He hired the kidnappers
>>697389744
Agent Gibs NCIS I'm fine
>>697389744
Francine Smith, American Dad....idk...
Greg from Steven Universe... So I'm dead I guess.
James, Jeremy, and Richard
I'm dead...
Bobs burgers clan... not sure how id fare
Gregory House
Captain Kirk - not bad.
> Harry Potter
Fuckyeah, winner
Does hardcore Henry count?
>>697398749
She got steve out of a Gap sweat shop after he got caught shoplifting.
I think you will be ok.
Jax Teller from Sons of Anarchy
well..
>>697389744
If its the character, maybe. If its the actor, not at all.
sasha grey
guess she will suck and fuck her way to my rescue
>>697389744
he´ll also bring me some booze
Dipper Pines, eh ill probably live somehow
Either Gypsy or Crow, can't remember which. Here's hoping I got kidnapped by a dude with a whole shelf of crappy scifi?
>>697399687
its all about the game
>>697389744
>George Costanza
I'll admit im nervous
>>697389744
Ash Ketchum will save me, probably.
Goku or beerus, I think I'm good.
>>697389744
Well fuck it was probably Sterling Archer. He's just as likely to kill me/ fuck up and get me killed as he is to save me.
>>697398030
Also in nine seasons you'll find out he's actually your father
little women of la
i'm screwed..
hes got aliens on his side. I'll be okay
>>697389744
nope im fucked
>>697400123
as long as your name isn't Chet you've got a fighting chance
>>697399687
the guy from epic meal time is in a show?
I got Jotaro.
fucking nice
New Bourne movie. So i am set faggots!
>>697400667
>tv show
>movie
you're fucking dumb
Rick Sanchez
I'll be more than ok
>>697389744
Sheldon Cooper. I'm fucked
Captain Jonathan Archer. I'll be OK
>>697400735
nigga that was part 4 of a documentary tv show-movie!
donald trump
100% safe
Y'all so damn childish lmfao y'all a game otr
I knew I should have watched Ray Donovan...
>>697391658
He would kill you, so you don't expose secrets from the dark side.
>>697401270
>yall
>lmfao
>y'all
>otr
You're black
House. Great.
>>697389744
Timmy Turner, Cosmo, and Wanda
>>697390484
>Eleven stranger things
Fucking Jackpot, mfw best loli comes to my aid
>>697389933
Same. Janeway and Seven.
>>697401270
Nigger detected
they are so fuck...
>>697389744
C.N.O. Capt. Tom Chandler and the USS Nathan James
(TNT's The Last Ship)
what do you guys think? do i stand a chance?
The preacher
The Mythbusters. They'll spend an hour trying to figure out if I've even been legitimately kidnapped.
>>697389744
stephen hawkings, robocop to the rescue
Rick funking Grimes. I'm just going to go on a limb here and say I'll be fine
>>697389744
Not sure if i want Vito Genovese rescuing me
>>697401270
youre a disgrace for our kind
The guys from Pawn Stars lmao
larry david
>>697389744
The crew from "Always Sunny In Philadelphia". LOL
I'll be fine.
Jack Bauer.
Get fucked.
The 13th Warrior. I'm doing just fine.
Josuke Higashikata
I'll be fine
>>697389744
gregory house
>>697389744
Ill Be Fine
>>697389744
Well I haven't killed anyone myself, so I should be good.
>>697389744
>Trafalgar D. Law
I think I will manage. Even if I get shot when shit get's down, the surgeon of death will surely manage restore me without problem
Unless you mean ACTUAL person and/or ACTUAL TV and not online streaming, in both of which cases it would be the chief of police of Munich Mr. Andrä, so he would probably come busting in with the GSG9 and/or the SEK, so even then I think I will manage.
>>697389744
>the gang from It's Always Sunny
I'm so fucking fucked I will probably end up like Cricket
Ozzy and jack Osbourne
Mark Cuban... Shit
>>697389744
spiderman
>>697400397
Same here. He'll be sorry that I'm gone, but probably would have blacked out while I was kidnapped.
some nigger from a ww2 movie so I guess I'm okay
I haven't watched T.V. in a decade. It was most likely some NASA shit in space. So the outcome would be the same as if I was kidnapped in real life; Nobody would come to save me.
>>697389744
Hercules and Iolis from the Legendary Journeys.
I'm safe.
>>697389849
>>697389920
Laughed at this way more than I should have.
MOTHER FUCKIN PABLO ESCABAR BITCh
>>697389744
Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys. I'm passing with flying fucking carpets boys
>>697389744
Colonel O'Neill and SG-1.
God's in his heaven, and all is well with the world.
Ash from Pokémon X&Y
They always seem to find a way to save the day so I should be fine
>>697389933
Samefag
I'm safe
William Defoe
>>697389744
I'm good :)
>>697404865
newfag
>>697389744
Sour Cream from Steven Universe what the fuck?
>>697389744
Cohle from True Detective. I'm gonna be fine.
>>697405039
Are you sure? Don't forget Adric.
>>697390161
None of us want you to participate because you are fucking retarded.
J-roc from Trailer park boys... I'm fucked
>>697389744
Rick Sanchez. I'm good.
jason bourne. im good.
>>697389744
Let him go nigger! Back in the 60's we'd have you hanging from a tree!
>>697405157
You deserve death
I'm so screwed.
Special agent Jack Decker
>>697405325
Adric died under Peter Davison.
He'd save me, then give me a long lecture about the history of saving people.
>>697389744
Kat Dennings
Oh sweet Jesus never rescue me.
Rick from rick and morty
Norman bates
Yeah, I'll be saved. But would he want to kill me shortly afterward?
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