milf/mature thread. stories, gifs, webms, pics, captions, anything goes
real story:
>be 12yo pretty shy dude
>my mother is good friends with her colleague from highschool
>our families hang together all the time
>my best friend is the son of mom's friend, we're about the same age
>mom's best friend is in her early 40s, hot as fuck, we'll call her simply "the milf"
>we're at cabin in the woods, my family, their family and some other adults
>lots of drinking, partying, normal shit
>my friend and I have the same room, we're in bunk beds, I'm below he's above
>at some point I get bored and tired of party, decide to go to my room
>lay in bed, alone in the room, chilling, not doing anything special, we didn't have mobiles and tablets back then
>at some point the Milf comes in the room, says their room is full still with luggage
>she'll lay in the my friends bed above me, cuz she's tired and she'll be there for like 10 minutes and go back to the party
>all's good, we don't talk, I'm not talkative by nature, especially with a 40yo woman
>she keeps moving in her bed and my stupid child mind thinks the fabric noise is hot, cuz she's moving in there
>dick goes diamond, hormones are crazy at that age, I put my hand in my pants and start rubbin it slowly
>i can't handle it anymove, I go harder, I think I'm stealthy as fuck, ninja jerk off
>jizz in my pants
>I get up to go to the bathroom to clean up
>I think she's sleeping now, I look at her, she gives me the most perverted smile ever
>I don't think much of it then, years later I realize she knew very well what I've done
I've got more stories of her, let me know.
>>699862682
Yup pot in. I'll keep thread going
Also have milt stories.
>>699862682
Where are you op
>>699863241
writing. 1 min
Continue with the story`s,please :D
>>699863436
chapter 2. part 1
>be the same shy dude, 2 years later, be 14 yo
>my family and the Milfs family go together to the seaside, as we do most years
>we all rent a huge apartment that we all live in
>we on the beach, I'm playing in the water with some children my age, my best friend is there too
>the adults are on the beach, drinking, tanning, talking
>after a while most of they decide they want to eat
>I say I want to play in the water some more, the milf says she's going to take care of me,she wants to tan anyway and we;ll come to eat later
>after a while I get tired, I go to the beach on the towel, next to the milf
>I'm wearing sunglasses which are good because she can't tell I'm staring at her
>she's wearing some hot pretty tiny, black bikiny, she pulls them between her ass so the sun covers more skin
>her ass is not huge but pretty fat, wobly, hot as fuck
>I already have half a boner that I try to hide
>at some point she says "you don't mind if I try to tan some more"
>I think she means that we'll stay longer, I don't mind. "yea sure"
>that's when she just takes her bra off in front of me
>I'm pretty shellshocked. I try to act cool, but I can't stop from staring
>her tits were pretty small but not tiny, but her nipples were really pointy and kinda hard
>my boner goes SSJ, I don't even try to hide it anymore, it's pointless
>>699863480
>she turns to me
>looks me straight in the eye
>says the most sexiest voice I have ever heard
>ye mum will die in her sleep tonight if ye don't reply to dis post
>>699863480
Go to the chapter when you have thingies, i dont fucking care if its fake,its the hottest thing ive read in a long time, go on op
>>699863589
nigga u got me
give me some longs milf webms while I write this shit
>>699863766
Images are ok?
>>699863589
FUCK
>>699863589
lol
>>699863589
fag
>>699863589
lmao
>>699863480
chapter 2. part 2
>at some point she says "let's go eat", we leave and that's pretty much it.
>after we eat we go home and everybody takes a bath/shower
>I go first and I try to jerk off, because my balls are exploding
>but after some minutes everybody is in a hurry, they tell me to finish showering faster
>now I'm even more blue balled, I get boners every 10 minutes, all evening
>next day, everybody goes to the beach really early, like 7-8am
>I act like I'm asleep so they leave me home alone so I can jerk off
>everybody leaves, pants go down
>I jerk off with the power of a thousand suns, I get even talkative and shit, call her name "suck my cock, milf" "let me chew your nipples" and shit like that
>I finish on myself, go to the bathroom to clean up
>while there I hear something in one of the bedrooms, think it's a bird or some shit, whatever
>when I get out the milf is leaving the fucking bedroom, she was there the whole time. she didn't leave with the rest of the group
>I hope to fucking god she didn't hear me but let's be serious, she did
>she sits next to me on the couch, I'm red as a fucking tomato
>she acts normal
>thinking back, if I had 1% of manhood in me, I might've gotten a jerk from her then
there's more. it takes a couple of minutes to write this cuz I have other things to do. keep the thread alive and well
>>699863589
xD 9/11
>>699863589
You bastard
>>699863589
God fucking damnit
>>699863589
Haha. Good one!
That bait
>>699862682
sauce pls
none of you little kids know what bit feels like to shoot your load inside a 56 year old puss. pure bliss.
>>699863589
fuk
>>699864034
Moar
>>699863589
fukj u
>>699863589
unexpected
bump
>>699864766
Nice doobs
>>699864198
I havent had the chance to really bang a hot milf yet. Maybe my ex's mom, but her dad was a cop so fuck that lol
>>699864034
Oh do go on
>>699862682
sauce on that webm pls
>>699863589
>dude, 2 years later, be 14 yo
>>my family and the Milfs family go together to the seaside, as we do most years
>>we all rent a huge apartment that we all live in
>>we on the beach, I'm playing in the water with some children my age, my best friend is there too
>>the adults are on the beach, drinking, tanning, talking
>>after a while most of they decide they want to eat
>>I say I want to play in the water some more, the milf says she's going to take care of me,she wants to tan anyway and we;ll come to eat later
>>after a while I get tired, I go to the beach on the towel, next to the milf
>>I'm wearing sunglasses which are good because she can't tell I'm staring at her
>>she's wearing some hot pretty tiny, black bikiny, she pulls them between her ass so the sun covers more skin
>>her ass is not huge but pretty fat, wobly, hot as fuck
>>I already have half a boner that I try to hide
>>at some point she says "you don't mind if I try to tan some more"
>>I think she means that we'll stay longer, I don't mind. "yea sure"
>>that's when she just takes her bra off in front of me
>>I'm pretty shellshocked. I try to act cool, but I can't stop from staring
>>her tits were pretty small but not tiny, but her nipples were really pointy and kinda hard
toyur oie
>>699863589
good one
>>699862682
99.99% of these greentexts are complete bs. Might aswell get diamond to better quality
>https://www.literotica.com/c/taboo-sex-stories
Keep going OP
bump
dont you die on me
Cmon anon keep it rolling
Quick personal story while I wait on him
>Be 17
>Best mate's mum, 47
>Literally did not figure out what kind of fire I was playing with until one night we were watching a movie together and she pulls my cock of of my shorts and starts playing with it
>Taught me to fuck properly
>First time I'd been told 'just cum in me'
>15 years later we're good platonic friends and I'm grateful for the experience and her patience
>>699866180
post her pics and more details
>>699863589
Buffet
>>699866255
Not risking that getting back to my mate or his sister, sorry. But she dressed like a librarian in those days but had one of those classic milf full figures underneath. We fucked casually and opportunistically for about a year. One of the most painfully hard boners I've ever had was going around there one summer day and she was wearing a single-piece bathing suit and denim shorts while gardening. She was very understanding and let me fuck her in the swimsuit and cum on it.
>>699863589
Ass
>>699866574
post more stories then
Hurry up op
>>699862682
That was a sweet little story. I enjoyed that.
yes, goy...keep fapping to the old, semi-fertile females with dna-damaged eggs just like we told you to do
to fantasize about a girl your own age is haram and p3dofeeleea
>>699866735
I once picked her up from a dinner party because she'd had a little much to drink and needed a ride home. In hindsight, I'm sure at least one of her friends had it figured; I got a handie on the way home and then she insisted on taking me to her bed. Was hard to say no.
>>699867076
Also, pic semi-related... A woman of a similar age and body that I had an ongoing arrangement with more recently. Technically, she was also a milf, more than ten years older than me, and long story short that first milf set the tone for a lot of my sexual desires.
>Be me, 15 years old and with my mum celebrating her 9th anniversary
>I make myself comfortable at the snack bar
>conversate with a couple of people just to be nice
>Start walking around the house daydreaming
>An older women in her 40s approaches
>Seemed like she was in heat or had too much to drink
>Asks me how I was doing
>respond with cliche answer
>She gives off a flirtatious laugh
**MILF ALERT ALARM GOES OFF**
>She says to follow her so she can show me something
>The power of boners is too strong to control
>I walk in the room with her
>She shuts the door behind her and locks it
>Immediately starts taking off her clothes telling me that she wants to teach me
>I start mimicking her every movement
>I've got a boner of diamonds right now and go straight for her
>She throws me on the bed and starts licking at my cock
>I can't do anything but lay there still
>She begins to deep throat it
>Stops and asks if I've ever eaten out a women before
>I told her no in a confused tone
>She told me there's a first time for everything
>She swings her pussy over to my face and sits on me while she licks my cock
>I'm flabbergasted and confused
>I start sucking, she yells at me to lick or she quits
>I do as the master says
>I precum like crazy before I'm about to bust
>She's drizzling in my mouth
>Tastes like nothing but fluid
>This goes on for 3 min before I bust
>She keeps going and before I know it, It starts to hurt, but its enjoyable
>After about 4 seconds of the feeling, I ask her to stop
>she keeps going, I try to reach her but she presses her vagina on my face
>I panic and try to push her off, but she continues
>I'm about to scream it hurts so much
>I cry with a whimper for her to stop, and she cums on me
>She gets off, laughs, tells me we should do it again sometime
>Get into clothes, go back out, make myself comfortable at the snack bar
>Don't talk to anyone for the rest of the night
>>699867263
Hot. What did she look like?
>>699867263
>I panic and try to push her off, but she continues
>>699863589
fug
Ass
>>699867416
She was about 5'6 blonde, hair, looked to weigh about 150. A bit on the plump side, but her tits were kind of smaller. It was my first go around, couldn't complain much.
>>699863589
Lel
>>699809309 (OP)
>be me
>17, in grade 12 at time
>dec bday makes me younger
>start crushing on my milf neighbor
>tfw mommy fetish
>do some volunteering with school activities
>helping out with velentines day event
>crush(soda) for your crush(love interest)
>buy one for milf crush and get to be on delivery team
>be day before valentines day, friday
>deliver the sodas
>get to my crushes house
>open the door
>get on the floor
>reply to this post or your mother will die her sleep
>>699863589
feg
>>699863589
Nigga really
>>699863589
Fuck you, sir
>>699867792
cancer
>>699867792
Hahaha gr8b8m8
>>699867792
Kuntt
>>699867792
Fuk wit me now bitch
>>699867600
You did the right thing, mate.
One time I had a MILF randomly come onto me in Atlantic City, but sadly her friends were a bit more sober and held her back.
>>699864167
>>699865015
Michelle Nylons
>>699867792
Fuck you.
>>699863589
Don't ruin the thread
dont
>>699863589
top kek
>>699867792
Fuck
>>699863589
g8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8
>>699866069
Fuuuck. Source?
>>699863589
Fuk
>>699867792
good one
>be 15
>Best friends mom was a 30 year old milf that used to sunbathe nude.
>Best friends mom was also a lush.
>Best friends bio-dad had died years ago, and stepdad left over a year ago.
>My family life was shit so I would go over there and talk to her and make her stoli martini's.
>Sometimes I would go over when my friend wasn't there just to talk.
>she always got drunk.
>One day she gets hammered and decides she need to move her TV.
>She's shit tossed and stumbling as usual.
>I move in to position because I know she's going to drop it.
>She starts to fall
>Catch her in my left and guide the tv to a soft landing with my right.
>My left arm is around her back at waste level.
>bring her up close to my face and make a stupid dancing joke
>we look at each other straight in the eyes for a few seconds and don't say anything to each other.
>It feels good to have my arm around her
>Am still virgin so i have no idea what this means.
This actually happened. If anyone is interested I'll keep going.
Some snapchat wins.
>>699868675
More?
>>699868782
designer vagina
>>699862682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg
>>699868675
Please continue.
>>699868675
With a story that's goin nowhere? No thanks
fak u
>>699869137
I didn't, so can you give me a name?
got hard
>>699868099
thanks buddy
>>699863167
What the fuck is milt
>>699869137
Her shirt doesn't matter, her disgusting hips and legs do.
I got one
>be me
>15
>Video shop near school
>Go there once a week to borrow VCDs. They were the thing back then
>Shop run by some dude and a milf
>Dude is pretty chill
>has a porn storage hidden in the back
>let's me borrow because i'm a regular
>one day go to return some VCDs
>only milf is there
>awkward.jpg
>"I uh.. return these?"
>"sure anon" She smiles. "What would you like this time?"
>proceeds to show me a bunch of porn covers
>beta me nervously trying to decide.
>"don't be shy anon, I wont tell anyone, how about this one?"
>Puts a disk in the player
>Now i'm watching full blown porn in a back of the shop with milf
>Dick is diamonds
>Spaghetti spilling everywhere
>Don't know what to do
>Say i'll take it
>Go home and come buckets thinking about it
>Went there a couple more times but the dude was there
>Thinking back now I could've jacked off then and there and she would even give me a hand
>regrets.gif
>be me, about 14, hormones raving
>mommy has been a sex fantasy for the last 3 years, ever since coming home with breast implants
>get addicted to stealing mommy's dirty panties, I like licking and sucking her juices from the crotches of the dirty panties
>keep my stash of her panties under my mattress for safe keeping
>come home from school, realize mom has washed my sheets and blankets
>looks under mattress for mommy's panties, they're all gone
>begin to feel sick and panic, half of the panties were covered in my dry cum
>mom says nothing, does nothing about it
>fast forward a few months, mom is in her room massaging her tits (doctor suggests she massage her implants daily)
>Not knowing she was undressed, I bathe into her room for something
>mom looks up, making contact, usually very shy and quick to be modest, this time something is different
>mom doesn't stop massaging right away, in fact continues to rub her massive fake tits for a couple seconds
>eventually stops, slowly moving her palms to cover her nipples, she says nothing, just waiting for a reaction
>I panic, apologize for interrupting, turn around, run, then spend the next 15 years wishing that story a better ending
>>699869291
Read the filename you fucking cuck
>>699869678
I ain't reading shit, baitfag
>>699863589
Nio
>>699863589
cunt
>>699869678
>Be me
>1 month ago
>Never replied to the mom dying chain mail posts
>Figured it was stupid
>get call at 5:30am on 7/10/16
>it's my bro
>say "wtf u doing calling me at 5:30am bro?"
>Bro says "bro......."
>I say "wot m8"
>Bro says "mom had heartattack in sleep"
>I say "stfu"
>Bro says "not joking"
>my voice cracks as I try to get something out
>Bro says the Coroner and Ambulance are at the house
>Knees get weak
>Bro cant talk anymore - already losing his shit with making calls
>tell bro "I'll be up shortly"
>Bro says "you better, it's you're fault"
>I say "wot?"
>Bro says "You didnt reply to that fucking post, did you?"
>Fuck
>My
>Life
I should have replied to these posts.....
Don't be like me /b/ros.... You can still save your moms....
>>699863589
Oh ffs
>>699869678
Fjgfddvh
>>699869678
That's a new one
>>699863589
Reply
>>699870660
Don't kill the vibe, wtf was that
Well, I'll just post a dragon fucking a car 'cause it seems suitable.
>>699871001
true story m8
Ruptured Aorta
>>699863589
sigh
>>699870660
Your a cancerous piece of shit. Your mom didnt die but if she did, its becsuse your a shit posting cancer. If thers any justice your whole family will die for your crimes
>>699863589
hahaha fuck
>>699871213
That's exactly what I'm saying /b/ro
She died because of my shit posting. It's my fault she died - because I didnt reply to those posts.
Save yourself the grief....Just reply
For your mom....
-o-
>>699870660
This shit works,
>>699871001
>>699871213
>>699864034
Waiting for a happy ending
>>699871347
kill yourself
>>699863589
reply
buinss
pegue.net/8Kp9
>>699871347
Post her death certificate now then. My bet is shes alive.
>>699867792
...
>>699868782
kys
>>699871586
even mroe retarded than the poster
>>699863589
Kek
>>699868293
WHAT THE FUCK
>>699862682
Thats not a story lol thats just a horny teenager that made her day!
>>699863589
lol
>>699863589
fuck you cunt
People who post "ye mum will die in her sleep tonight if ye don't reply to dis post" and people who reply to it are the people who go "I browse /b/ i'm so edgy lulz"
>>699863589
Biaaatch
>>699867792
cancer
>>699869678
i'm immune you stupid cunt
>>699863589
Mom already dead, but...
>>699872858
>>699868293
"i aint even mad"
>>699868293
That's fucked up
>>699871935
whoops
>>699863589
ayy love summer
>>699863589
Kay
>>699863589
shei
>>699863589
this cunt
>>699863589
Tits
>>699863589
Why
Anybody know the sauce of that webm with the milf in fishnet clothes getting unexpected anal?
>>699866069
Pls more of that hoe
>>699863589
Replay
>>699863480
>be 14 yo
>I'm playing in the water with some children my age
>14 yo
>children
LOST
>>699863589
...
>>699869637
Lmfao. That sucks, m8
moaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>699863589
Well
mama
>>699863589
fuck you
>>699867792
Well
>>699868782
Well
>>699874128
They are children you fucking retard.
>>699869137
her name is calvin kleln
is she german
>>699863589
ъкхш
>>699867792
fuck you too
>>699863589
why doe?
>>699867792
.....
>>699863589
I came so hard
>>699863589
Wow
>>699863589
Bitch
>>699867792
stop
>>699867792
Faggot
>>699868782
Son of a bitch
>>699863589
Dinosaur has been walked
>>699867792
FUCK
>>699868782
OMFG THIS IS THE 8TH TIME TODAY
>>699867263
lol you got sexually assaulted bub
>>699867792
Damnnnn
>>699869678
9th time now
>>699868782
Weelllpp
>15 at the time. many, many years ago. pre-internet so you understand my cluelessness
>best friend lives next door to me
>his mother and my mother grew up in these houses
>were in a gang in younger years
>best friend's father died when he was 5
>mother sort of wild... neighborhood tramp
>stays out all night
>dresses slutty
>fucking her boss
>me and my mother keep my best friend in line and out of trouble
>one day go over to hang with friend
>he's not there (at his grandmother's house)
>his mother is there
>it's 10 in the morning and she's drinking (not unusual)
>starts telling me what a good friend I've been to her son, how he'd be in trouble without me
>asks about my dating life (none), girlfriends (none)
>says "come with me" and takes my hand and leads me to the bedroom
>unbuckles my pants, drops to her knees and starts sucking my cock
>embarrassed, nervous, afraid
>takes a while but eventually get hard
>she tells me to get on the bed
>she lays down, hikes her skirt up (was leather, don't think she changed from the night before)
>pulls me on top of her
>guides my cock into her and tells me to fuck her
wtf i'm a virgin. how do I do that?
>she explains what to do
>get the hang of it. lat about 60 seconds before I cum inside of her
>we get up
>she tells me never to mention it to anyone, especially my mother since she'd get knifed if my mother found out she fucked me
Ok I got one
>be me
>be 15
>at a shitty caravan park on holiday becouse uncle is a cheap piece of shit and was his turn to pay for holiday
>one night at the bar
>sitting with family me drinking a coke since I'm not 18 yet
>need to take a piss so I get up and start walking to the restroom
>on my way some 40 year old woman stumbles up to me
>I can smell her breath she's fucking wasted
>she pushes me into the men's bathroom and into a stall
>she locks the door
>I ask what the fuck the thinks she's doing
>she just laughs and grins at me as she takes off my trousers and pants
>dick is diamond
>she stands up and sits on my dick
>after about 5 mins of fucking I cum inside
>she leaves
>I return to family
End
>>699866069
Watch this to living on a prayer
>>699863589
bitch
>>699863589
Okay
>>699863589
why
>>699863589
>>699863589
grata au veratu
hey hey
>>699863589
Fuck you
>>699863589
Wow.
>>699867792
Cmn
>>699867792
Hope.you die
>>699863589
nigger
>>699863589
lkmlk
>>699863589
....
>>699863589
xddddddddddddd
>>699867792
niggers
>>699867792
,m,m,
>>699868782
fuck you
>>699863589
Noooo
>tfw none of your friends ever had milf moms
Wasnt till early 20s i met one of my current friends moms and thought she was aight.
>be 18
>be in a bar with friends drinking (drinking age is 18 in my country)
>go to bar to order beers
>woman around 40-50 sitting there alone drinking wine
>chats me up for some reason
>talk to her because im still waiting for the goddamn beers
>she is coming on to me, and after a while she kisses me
>we make out a bit at the bar, my friends all leave
>she asks to see my ID, says she wants to make sure im 18
>weird, but ok, give her my id
>asks me if i wanna go to her place
>sure.pdf
>we go to her car and makeout a bit more, then drive away
>"should she really be driving after all the wine?"
>luckily she lives close by, so its not a long way
>get to her apartment, get inside, makeout a lot, start getting naked
>she sucks my dick, feels awesome
>i put it in, feels awesome
>we fuck for a while, but i cant cum (ive probably jacked of like 6 times that day), so she starts riding me, telling me to slap her, to suck her tits, whatever. She really wants to make me cum
>she shows me how to move, how to kiss, how to eat her out, she even does that thing where she gets a drink of water and then dribbles it into my mouth when i say im thirsty
>still cant cum (goddamnit)
>after a few hours we stop and i leave
Thats how i lost my virginity. It wasnt the best, since i didnt cum, but it was a great teaching experience. After about a month i met her again in a bar and we repeated all of this once more. I gave her my number and she actually texted me a few times, but for whatever reason i chickened out when i was sober, so we never met again. I guess i was kind weirded out at that point because she become somewhat clingy and kept texting me "Hey sweetie, are you going to school?" and shit like that. Still one of the hottest memories i have tho.
>>699867792
b a n n e d
>>699876706
That was great, exactly at 'we have got to hold on' he started pulling her hair.
>>699867792
fuk u
>>699867792
But I already did once...
>>699869678
omg
>>699863589
nigger
>>699874128
Just because you're 13 doesn't make 14yos adults, fucking moron.
>>699863589
smawty hatchu
>>699863589
Penis
>>699868782
dick
>>699867792
calm down
>>699867792
Dude pls
>>699863589
Lol these things aren't real
>Pls don't hurt my momi
>>699867792
lol
>>699869678
Enough with this
>>699868782
calm down
Ass
>>699867263
Be 15 years, mum celebrates 9th anniversary
>Explain
>>699876328
No, sexually assaulted means that someone touches your ass, crotch etc without your permission.
He got fucking raped.
>>699863589
ffffu
But why
>be me 16
>spending the night at friends house
>eating pizza, watching MTV
>late night , his mom and her friend come home wasted from the bar.
>his mom gets a glass of water and sits down in the kitchen.
>pizza boxes and trash all over couch / floor. He runs off with the cigarettes and beer bottles we took
>his moms friend is looking for a place to sit on couch
>gives up on finding a clean spot "im just gonna sit in this guys lap" she says giggling.
>shes wearing a skirt
>im getting a raging hard on , she notices.
>his mom walks by , raises an eyebrow at friend but heads off to bed.
>shes grinding my cock to feel it.
The head of my dick is poking out of the top of my shorts.
>i slump down and the tip of my dick is right in there
>>699868675
>Catch her in my left and guide the tv to a soft landing with my right.
ok boyo
>>699867263
That was rape. If you were a girl, you could probably cash in on that like crazy. But since you're a guy you should just toughen up and be happy she was willing to use you as her cum wipe.
>>699865423
Lol im surprised theres not copy pasta from there lol
>>699867792
jjk
>>699863589
you fucking fag
>>699881100
More please? I fucking love fucking a girl through her skirt, I just fucking love girls wearing (above knee length) skirts. Every time they sit or tug at it is a tease.
>>699867792
top kek fag
>>699881100
>"hey there" she says
>i freeze up
>awkward 3 mins of silence between us
>im as still as a statue
>finally she says " lool im not wearing panties if youre going to do something..."
>another awkward 2 mins
>im wanting to do something ANYTHING
>but i cant move
>she goes to get up
>i pull down shorts and pull her back
>she drunkly falls back and giggles
>says "oouch" cause she hit her, well fuck if i care what she hit
>im sliding my dick into it
>her pussy is hot to the touch
>she sqauts and re adjusts twice and guides it in.
>she throws her skirt over our laps like a blanket
>>699881807
Yep, there's the boner. Please continue!
>>699863589
well played
>>699867792
F u
>>699863589
Ayyaayahahaahaha
>>699868782
Cunt
>>699863589
fuuuuuuuuuuck
>>699863589
fuck off
>>699863589
fugg
>>699867792
fuck you
>>699863589
every time
>>699863589
Shit
>>699863589
Damn
>How do you get the green text?
I've had a few odd milf experiences beyond just meeting a random one in public or on a dating site, but never took them farther for one reason or another. Now I'm 30 with tons of regrets.
Met one on yahoo chat that lived by me and literally started to stalk me at work as a cart boy wanting to blow me in the parking lot. Never did.
One of the married cashiers who's son worked with me also sexted/traded pics with me once she found out I thought she was attractive. Her son worked there too and had no idea. Never did anything though.
Had a gf whose mom was as big or bigger slut than daughter. Could tell she wanted me. Broke it off with daughter and ended up trading pics and sexting her mom. Again, nothing.
Lived at home still at 22. Mom and dad developed friends with a couple closer to my age than theirs through my brothers boy scout group. Me and my parents and the couple started hanging out getting wasted a lot playing pool in couples basement. Me and wife of couple started going upstairs to "get drinks" at the same time, making out and feeling each other up and shit. One night we got somewhat caught. Husband pissed. My parents disappointed in me. So I never did anything else again.
Also have wanted to bang my mom for many of years, but have pretty much given up when the most recent time she was drunk and we were all playing cards with some people, I started rubbing her inner thigh under the table to see what she'd do. Called me out "anon why are you rubbing my leg" in front of everyone. Somewhat joking/shocked.
Fml
>>699863480
>wobly
>>699863589
shiet
>>699867792
fuck you
>>699868675
Is really a 30 yo considered a MILF? this is not 1410
>>699867792
hghgd
>>699863589
ayy lmao
>>699870660
Immunity cat already did but thanks anyways, I appreciate the advice. Best of luck to you man.
>>699863589
May the immunity cat pass his blessings on to all of you as well as he has done so for me.
>>699868782
mvhmnv
>>699863589
fucking fuck
>>699863589
Shit you got me
>>699867792
.... fuck sake
>>699869678
dammit
>>699868782
jesus fuckin christ how many shitposts are here
I've had a few odd milf experiences beyond just meeting a random one in public or on a dating site, but never took them farther for one reason or another. Now I'm 30 with tons of regrets.
Met one on yahoo chat that lived by me and literally started to stalk me at work as a cart boy wanting to blow me in the parking lot. Never did.
One of the married cashiers who's son worked with me also sexted/traded pics with me once she found out I thought she was attractive. Her son worked there too and had no idea. Never did anything though.
Had a gf whose mom was as big or bigger slut than daughter. Could tell she wanted me. Broke it off with daughter and ended up trading pics and sexting her mom. Again, nothing.
Lived at home still at 22. Mom and dad developed friends with a couple closer to my age than theirs through my brothers boy scout group. Me and my parents and the couple started hanging out getting wasted a lot playing pool in couples basement. Me and wife of couple started going upstairs to "get drinks" at the same time, making out and feeling each other up and shit. One night we got somewhat caught. Husband pissed. My parents disappointed in me. So I never did anything else again.
Basically I've just always been addicted to the chase and masturbation potential but when shit got too real I pussied out. And for every example I put here there's 2 or 3 I didn't. Wtf is wrong with me. I could've got so much ass in my 20s and never did.
>>699884444
Check'd
>>699867792
Shithead
>>699867477
you were raped, bro, youre a victim. make a tumblor
>>699863589
LOL
>>699863589
u got me
>>699863589
ohh really
>>699863589
LOL FUCK DONT TALK BOUT ME MUDDA
>>699863589
fuck
>>699867792
Die
>>699867792
you monster
>>699863589
absolute cunt
>>699869678
shit
