So guys, i want to fuck over some guy I hate. I know where he lives and I know he loves and cherishes his car.
I was thinking of slashing his tires or doing something to the effect. Maybe something a little more subtle. If anyone has good ideas they could suggest it would be much appreciated.
>>703806809
Fuck off with this cringe, you envious, butthurt little teenage retard. Got a beef with someone? Man up and tell them, you sniveling little shitstain.
>>703806970
I did lol, he is a nigger and won't come fight me unless 8 of his friends are there for backup.
I've tried to work things out reasonably but he just chimprd out and keyed my car, so fuck him tbh.
>>703806809
Bleach and sugar in his gas tank
/thread
>>703807893
Heard the sugar one before, not bleach tho. I'll probably do this.
>>703806809
coward
>>703808153
Read >>703807741 you fucking autist.
Jesus Christ do you always post without even thinking for a second?
>>703806809
>get thermite
>put bead of thermite about the size of a quarter on the hood, above engine block
>light it
>watch as it melts a straight hole through the entire engine and to the pavement
>>703808665
You're telling a socially-stunted teenage sperg who is afraid of some kid at his school to "get thermite".
>>703808789
Not at school. Not even at uni anymore.
Nice ad hominem attacks though, you really got me good ecks dee
>>703808021
Of course you will, son.
>>703809010
Thanks for bumping the thread my man
>>703808974
You're sitting at home alone on fucking 4chan, asking how to get revenge on "some guy you hate".
>I was thinking of slashing his tires
You're a fucking loser, kid.
>>703806809
Have you tried murdering his family in front of him, then slicing a cross on his abdomen, yanking out his intestines and strangling him with them?
I read in this "how to get revenge" book that that's like a super effective way to do it.
>>703809215
>WAT IS SAGE?
Here, have another bump.
>>703807893
That just makes soft, warm cinnamon rolls.
Cinnamon rolls aren't really revenge.
>>703808665
also not how thermite works. nice try
>>703809283
>>703809331
>okay
Don't really mind what you think about me m8, I'm just looking for some ideas.
You can carry on posting if you want to though, it's okay.
>>703806809
Rape him
>>703809331
>he thinks sage still works
>>703806809
Egg the car late at night. If you don't clean it up right away it'll fuck the paint big time, and if you do it at 2am, even if he finds it at 7am the work will be done. Paint remover would work too, or drawing a cock in his lawn with Roundup. Or dumping undiluted GroundClear on anything, will kill anything.
>>703809828
sage
>>703806809
Seduce and date his mom. Become his new stepdad. Turn the rocky relationship into one of admiration and trust. Become a mentor to him. Show him how to ride his first bike. Encourage his accomplishments. Build a surrogate father-son dynamic.
Then when you the two of you have build a bond time nor tides can destroy, short sheet his bed. He'll get into bed one night and be like "whaaa? I can't get my legs down!"
Sure it's a long con, but TOTALLY worth it.
>>703809912
Thanks man, I didn't really think of something as simple as eggs or groundclear.
Sign him up for nambla
OP you seem cool so bro don't even do it it's not worth it. You don't want that shit on your conscience when your trying to chill plus it will come back on you. You have already confronted him so he will instantly known its you. Watch some Burn Notice or something and get gud before you make a decision that will affect the rest of your life
>>703806809
Brake fluid. target paint, joints and the air intake
>>703810121
Fuck no, he's a nignog with an attitude, his mum is probably some old nasty Jamaican whale
>>703810121
The long con always pays off..always
>>703810260
I get what you're saying but honestly I couldn't give a shit at this point. I'm moving out of the country in a few days and I want to go out with a bang.
>>703806809
Hi OP, you're a faggot etc
Try putting an ink-filled balloon (with perhaps some grit in it) over his exhaust pipe(s) and securing it with a rubber band. This way, when the target starts their car, the balloon expands and bursts causing:
1) a bang hopefully scaring them
2) small scratches to the underside which are hard to remove
3) an inky mess
Enjoy.
Forever yours,
Anon
>>703806809
why dont you cut your shrimp dick off and throw it too him you pussy. hes a nigger my ass, you probably just got beat up or made fun off. chin up faggot, everybody gets theirs
>>703810322
>OP fucks with nigs car
>nig knows it's OP
>nig gets his crazy cousin who just go out of jail to shank you when your sleeping in your jammies
>>703806809
ITT: 12 year olds.
>>703810533
I don't really feel like it though
>>703810635
Thanks fam
Wait until he's at work on a nice hot summer day. Throw a bunch of raw meat in his car. Hamburger smear it all over and grind it into the upholstry and air vents. Dump the juice from 20 cans of tuna in there for good measure. He'll have to sell it to a scrapyard.
>>703810709
>ITT
I think you mean:
>everywhere you look on this entire fucking site since about 2011
>also, rate this girl from my facebook
>also also buy me a game on steam guise
>>703810709
You got me
>>703810729
then youre a pussy, its survival of the fittest and you probably dont deserve to live, kill yourself
Well since your leaving the country
Loosten his lug nuts. Do it on one wheel cause he will notice more than that.
>>703810837
OMG LOL
GOOD ONE!!!
>>703810898
I don't really feel like it though
>>703810935
Someone did this to me and it fucked with my head so bad
>>703806809
Buy some gallium
assuming the body work of his car is aluminium based.
put little scratches in the paint and apply liquid gallium. Just warm it up in you pocket.
be satisfied that over time huge holes will begin to appear in the bodywork of his car from what were originally almost unnoticeable scratches,
>>703806809
get cloves so you dont leave prints, open up their gas tank and pour in a ton of sugar
>>703810466
Dude if youre leaving the country go fucking hog wild on his car. The eggs alone are at least a grand in damages. You could do more damage in costs than the car is even worth
>>703811164
Any other spices out there that can help me work outside the law?
>>703811103
If you can get into his car, get a syringe and fill it with oil/water from a can of anchovies and inject it into his seats. It will be completely rancid within a day.
>>703810319
Op ?
>>703811164
>>703811310
Kek
>>703810247
>>703810247
This would be superior to putting bleach in the gas tank but OP is literally smashing F5 on his own thread and is probably just salty he got "cucked" on some girl he was beta orbiting.
>>703811284
>>703811429
Wut? Do you even car dipshit?
>>703811422
You caught me, please don't tell my friends on Facebook
>>703807893
Powdered laundry detergent works better. When it mixes with the gas, it turns into a silicone type substance. Bye bye engine.
>>703811344
>>703811538
>>703811538
>>703811103
Gallium will kill him faggot
>>703811645
>>703811538
Just ignore him mann, he's just shitposting replies to every person who gives me advice for some reason lmao.
I don't know what got him so upset in the first place but he's still posting. Pointless really because I have all the information I needed already. He can 'derail' the thread all he wants tbh
>>703811696
Poke holes it brake lines.
Overtime his brakes will go with him maybe on the road.
Or just cut them idgaf
>>703811744
>lmao
>alpha male detected
>>703811806
Lmao
>>703811791
>>703811696
Gallium is an irritant at most
>>703806809
Only girls fuck with cars
>>703809283
>posts pic of half naked neet
>home alone on 4chan
>You're a fucking loser, kid.
A bit like the pot calling the kettle "autist"
>>703812145
Does that mean I'll grow a pussy before or after I slash his tires?
>>703812143
>thanks guise
>youse and me were on the same teem rite
>im gunna fuk that nigger so lard lol
>idgaf tbh fam tbh
>>703812233
>>703812297
Lmao
>>703812145
>implying anything can stop the Cringe Train once it pulls out of Autism Station
>1. pour gas on car
>2. knock on the door
>3. light pack of matches
>4. ????
>5. profit
>>703812435
Nice slash bee buzzwords kid, you'll fit in here in no time xDDDDD
>>703812534
>>703812555
And someday you'll be 15!
>>703812658
Maybe if I try really hard xDDDDD
>>703809828
doesn't it
>>703807741
what are you? a friendless loner? why dont you get some friends to back you up faggot ?
>>703813047
>he asks, without fucking trying it himself
>>703813140
>what are you? a friendless loner?
>>703806809
Respect all cars, love your own.
>>703806809
Cut a hole in his exhaust
Hearing that shit every time he drives would be annoying as fuck
>>703813269
He drives a Clio, so I don't even feel bad
>>703813269
>>703813428
>Clio
What fucking third-tier shithole do you live in?
>>703813428
wtf is a clio
>>703813520
How is that autism?
>>703813741
ignore him lol
i dont even know why hes posting tbh lol amirite
>>703813663
>>703813728
It's a shit tier nigger renault car.
Maybe they aren't popular outside Britain, but they are pretty popular here.
>>703813880
wtf is a renault
>>703813856
>being this upset about a thread about fucking up a niggers car
What happened anon? Why don't you tell us about it.
>>703813991
what the fuck does wtf mean
>>703813991
French car company. I forgot that amerisharts only have like 5 car makes to choose from.
>>703813243
if you say so loser
Take off every lug nut but one off every tire, drain his oil so he'll eventually seize his engine, splice an electronic horn into his brake lights so every time he hits the breaks it makes the horn sound.
>>703811696
please return to education
>>703814309
>>703814437
>shitposting on standby
bump
Fuck the naysayers OP, fuck this guy over.
If you have the balls you can break a window off the car and set it on fire.
If you are not that ballsy, just get a can of spraypaint and spray a classic dick with the balls starting on the hood, the shaft going all the way from the windshield to the hood and ending with a nice cocktip on the trunk of the car.
Bonus points if you write the words POWER BOTTOM on the sides of the car, oh please PICS if you do this.
>>703814914
>the shaft going all the way from the windshield to the hood and ending with a nice cocktip on the trunk of the car.
Meant the shaft going all the way from the windshield to the roof of the car, ending on the trunk.
>>703814914
>>703814914
>>703815036
Thanks m8, people can shitpost here all they want though, the thread has served it's purpose. If it upsets people along the way then that's just a bonus.
Get slice of Kraft singles cheese, soak in water for a second, and slap on the car anywhere with paint. It will not come off without peeling the paint
>>703806809
THESE HOES IN MY MUTHAFUGGIN MEALLLL
>>703815307
>>703815343
>>703815373
This guy knows what's up
>the butthurt car owner posting pictures of kids
oh i am laffin
>>703815663
prolly some femnist sjw woman
tits or gtfo bitch lololol
>>703814437
>>703814568
>>703815099
>>703815533
>>703815569
>2000+10+6
>still samefagging this hard
>>703815899
keep enjoying 4chan friend
>>703816087
>>703808789
Thermite is made of iron rust powder and aluminum powder.
>>703816257
>>703816514
i googeld it
>>703814221
Why so aggressive
>>703816533
>that guy standing by himself on the right
>not saluting
Oh shit son, when adolf sees this pic...
Loosen the lug nuts on all four of his tires.
:)
>>703817004
omg that wud get him so good lol
>>703817004
>>703815615
Heh =^}
>>703806809
poor sand and water into his tank it will fuck his car
>>703808665
yea make some thermite that could be kek post results
>>703806809
kill him
put some neodinium magnets on either side of his car
>>703806809
OP, kill yourself faggot. Be a man and look him in the eye, you fucking putz.
>>703817887
>>703818015
>>703818113
>>703818277
>>703818305
fucking THIS.
>>703818277
Have to be careful with radioactive magnets, though.
>>703818635
>>703806970
First reply to the thread was /thread.
Make chili out of his parents and make him eat it while Radiohead watches and then tell him he is eating dear old Mum and Da
>>703819495
>>703806809
>So guys, i want to fuck over some guy I hate. I know where he lives and I know he loves and cherishes his car.
>I was thinking of slashing his tires or doing something to the effect. Maybe something a little more subtle. If anyone has good ideas they could suggest it would be much appreciated.
If you need to start a thread, you shouldn't do anything. You just enjoy the fantasy of doing something.
>>703808665
>light it
Good luck with that, it's not as simple as one might think.
Poison ivy, denatured alcohol. After 4 hours strain liquid and fill pill bottle. Spray car door handle every day forever.....will spread on its own
>>703820361
Spray bottle was somehow auto corrected
>>703820215
BREAKING NEWS: 13 year old sperglet doesn't actually know how explosive chemical reactions work.
This entire fucking thread is a cringefest of underage autism.
>>703820361
>>703820511
>>703820545
Correct his spelling on Facebook.
>>703806809
Sugar in his gas tank
>subtle
Best thing to do is plant drugs on their person or their car. It is easier to search their car than house.
Buy some coke, preferably since you only need 3-6g, off the DNM. Then use gloves to avoid fingerprints. Plant. Anon tip to local police.
Laugh. I've done this to get some fucked up people arrestd, such as pedos and domestic abusers.
>>703820747
>>703820851
>>703820545
Igniting thermite takes a lot more than a pocket lighter. You need a pretty decent blowtorch, unless you have some sparklers handy. Most people don't.
>>703806809
Put Alka-Seltzer in the battery and it drains it almost immediately. Shove shit in his exhaust pipe (like road kill or his own pet)
>>703821090
> in the battery
Good luck with that one.
Call the swat on his house.
>>703820851
You sound like a faggot, faggot.
>>703821090
Does your daddy know that you're using his laptop right now?
>>703821192
you can literally just pop the top off of car batteries my man.
Go to CERN and hop on their time machine. Then go back in time, to before when he was born. Then. Blow up a mailbox and set a dog on fire or some shit. Then mack it up and marry his mom, eliminate his dad by any means necessary. Then ground him or take away his playstation. And then Divorce his mom and take the family pets with you to wyoming.
>>703810121
kekked/10
Shit on his porch.
>>703821715
Welcome to 2016 and maintenance-free batteries.
>>703806809
Crack some eggs on his car apparently this fucks up the paint job
>>703822194
Not everyone has bought a car in th epast couple of years. Wet cell batteries are still extremely common.
>>703806809
Let him fuck you in the ass, and give him aids.
>>703822089
Every night. For years. By drone.
>>703806809
Go home and hide in your bedroom while you sit on 4chan, fantasizing about what you'll do to the mean kid who was mean to you.
You fucking preteen faggot.
Syrup in gas tank, happened to my brother. Only works on older cars because a lot of them you have to unlock from the inside now.
>>703823081
Apparently if you only slash 3 tires a lot of insurance companies won't cover it
>>703823351
Lol I just came back from being out and thought my thread would be dead now. Seems to have upset a lot of people.
>>703823778
>>703806809
Put some sugar in his gas tank
>>703823874
get hard, put dick on car, spray paint over dick leaving dick shaped outline
>>703824026
make them fall in love with you, then break their heart
Slip him roofies or sleeping pills, cut his dick off, staple to car
Get a couple cans of Great Stuff from Wal-Mart. Open car doors, spray foam all around the frame, where the door closes.
When it expands, it warps the frame/hinges, and hardens into a rock-like mass that's impossible to remove without serious damage.
He'll be crawling in and out of his windows for months.
The best revenge is a long life well lived. Only girls fuck with cars. You don't want to be a girl, right, OP?
spray deer urine on the air intake
>>703826152
This.
>>703806809
if dubs just kys
>>703826788
You don't fuck with a mans car.
>>703826913
>>703826575
Dastardly: bucks will start humping his exhaust, clogging it when he unexpectedly tries to start the engine!
>>703826788
Winrar
>>703827018
>>703806809
If dubs poor sugar, or piss in gas tank makes the motor trash
>>703807741
Put catnip all over his car.
Dog shit in the vent of the upper hood.
Tampons covered in ketchup all over it.
This one is particularly nasty - put saw dust and/or confetti in the cabin filter (usually accessible from the hood). Whenever the air is used in the car it will go everywhere and be almost impossible to clean.
A more subtle one is to put some shit or some meat in that same spot so whenever the air is used the car will stink up.
Explain that he needs to free himself of his attached thetans in order to obtain his free will. Charge him all his saved pennies to obtain happiness and freedom.
>>703806809
I suggest turning yourself over to the police as you're just going to get caught and have to pay reparations on top of court costs, bond, lawyers fees, etc.
>>703828683
Dude, you should start your own religion.
>>703829255
Hey, that's not a bad idea. I'll call it.... Youdaism!
