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Expect the Unexpected Bread

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Expect the Unexpected Bread
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>>704006416
kek
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>>704006482
>>704006523
Just what the fuck is that!
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>>704006662
It's called the bolt and dash
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>>704006378
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>>704007088
I used to live on the east coast and these house centipedes were fucking everywhere. They used to scare me badly, but I kinda started to take a liking to them before I left
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>>704006378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeBL6D9WFp8
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I like this thread

bump
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>>704006416
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>>704008798
It's going the wrong way to drill into her ass.. that's the last time I call a handy man from Craigslist.
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>>704008877
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>>704008877
Wasn't this the winner of the Olympics of pain?
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>>704009061
Story?
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>>704006662
That is a M18 screw of course.
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>>704006378
I hate these but wtf, that finger scared it that much it went full retard
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>>704009592
You hate spiders or the thread?
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>>704006378
This is a sweet thread, wish I could contribute but stuck at work.
So just a bumpitty.
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>>704008877
>>704009287
dunno
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>>704007054
what the fuck are those things? they look sweet
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>>704009061
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>>704010073
It's a pile worm
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>>704009771
Actually satisfied with the ending. Fucking faggot kept sitting holding tight to his pringles, then when it was over his man pride kicked in and then he started acting. On a girl, clearly drugged. It was way past time for self deffence, this was technically an assault.

Fucking bitch, obviously, but he somehow pissed me more than her.
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>>704010073
bobbit worm
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>>704010380
>>704010073
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>>704009328
keked
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>>704009330
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
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>>704006416
Hey! That's a dick!
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>>704009328
>>704010463
Same fag
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>>704009328
needs sound
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>>704010138
i love the holy mountain
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>>704008838
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>>704010038
Source please
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>>704006378
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>>704009192
>shit what the fuck is that noise
>lets see he.. O SHIT
>wait that's just a boat
>act cool, act cool
>well hello I guess
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>>704010038
>Chin-Chin strikes again
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>>704011183
i thought they just took turns and upgraded after the biggest did without fighting?
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>>704008935
i love this
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>>704011292
>researchers have no idea why they do it
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>>704011074
Lost. My favorite movie
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>>704011490
I don't really understand your reaction there
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>>704006482
this was just weird to watch

>>704006523
this gave me a good laugh
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>>704011597
that greentexted part is bullshit, anon
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>>704011642
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>>704009766
I like that somehow... Do you have the sauce?
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>>704011701
why? Do researchers know why they do it?
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>>704006664
Thinking with portals
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>>704011855
they have a pretty good idea, yes. it's called showing off, almost every species on earth does it either to get a mate, compete with another male for status or make a predator think it is too much work to catch
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>>704011138
holy fuck, that made me cringe more than anything
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>>704010786
>spooky
Is this one from a movie or something? Been a long I didn't see it.
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>>704009061
Wtf is this?
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>>704011814
http://www.heavy-r.com/free_porn/champagne-bottle-in-ass-torn-jeans.html
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>>704009145
Wtf
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>>704012469
but it's fake you newfag...
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>>704009900
one of my favorite movies
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>>704009682
Spoders
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>>704010344
Faggot
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>>704011490
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>>704012584
Literally in the filename faggot
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>>704009900
Pretty hot, im not gonna ask for sauce tho, damn japs censor everything
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>>704012711
Right, What a NEWFAG
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>>704007301
I'm high as fuck and this made me kek so hard I think I woke up my neighbour
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>>704012839
why did you reply to me?

>>704012946
inorite?!
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>>704008902
story
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>>704007088
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>>704011642
>lips move frantically
>boots againts the wind remain w/o problem

Weird.
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>>704012988
i wanted to translate it to spanish but it's pretty fucking nasty
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>>704012255
Nah they don't know just theroize about why. Appatent lay wiki recons that the most plays enable reason why they do it is to send a honest signal yo predictors saying fuck you I'm to fast and they be like fuck you man ill go for someone easy like your mother
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>>704012946
>MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
>ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mugc_0BsCks
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>>704009215
>Yeah hi. I read your chart. Just to be clear. So how did you contract rabies again?
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>>704012854
Movie Lady Vengeance
The same guy that made Oldboy
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>>704013160
that is exactly what i said
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>>704013224
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>>704013349
Old boy was fucking sweet. Thanks anon imma check it out
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>>704013400
Wrong again man its exactly what I said, fuck how are you this dumb?
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>>704009766
gotdammit that file name
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>>704013024
slutty artist. kept the used condom of every guy she fucked then stuck them on a wall with their picture.
Its art apparently
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>>704009328
wp
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>>704008902
The Smell alone would be great
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>>704013664
>semantics
kys
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>>704012031
underrated
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>>704013423
Why is the Dalai Lama based af?
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>>704010607

no
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>>704014687

Why don't you know how to use based properly?

Summer is over, mongler get back in school
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>>704013031
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>>704012854
>>704013349
The movie is "Sympathy for Lady"
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>>704013298
Damn, got me
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>>704012839
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>>704008001
oh that was so pleasing thank you anon
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>>704014025
>>let me write this down
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>>704015081
never mind same film different names oddly
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>>704009900
I'll have the same as him, waiter
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>>704014179
>connotation
Kill your self
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>>704014883
summer isn't over before next week tho
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>>704012988
webm sauce?
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>>704014883
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>>704016018
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>>704015639
NOOOOO PLUTO!
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>>704015451

source?
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>>704008798
A Drilldo!
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>>704015550
Condiments?
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>>704015451
sauce
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>>704016873
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>>704016873
Bobobo bo bo bobo?
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>>704016993
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>>704017087
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>>704016873
Sauce?
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>>704008881
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>>704017213

internet
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>>704017223
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>>704017213
Yondemasu-yo azazel-san
Funny anime
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>>704017299
Potty training is the worst. My Son wants nothing to do with it
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>>704010344
i also feel the same way about rape victims.
they just lay there and take it and then call the cops days later.
come on. should've tried stopping it, you cunt.
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>>704012031
kek'd
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>>704017404
Reward them for going, it's not hard lol.
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>>704007301
For a few seconds I thought that the pool table was genuine and the guy turned into water.
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>>704017084
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>>704017458
Oh I get the whole reward system it my son that will not say when he has to poop. you look over and his face is red and your like" Dude do you have to poop?" Him " No" meanwhile a man-sized dump is in his pants
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>>704017371
what i expected kek
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>>704015451

source on this?
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>>704018038
God that fucking hurts Anon
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>>704018089
Keep watching it...you may get a different outcome at some point.
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>>704013423
Haha on point, wasn't expecting that.
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>>704015451

gonna need sauce on that
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>>704016018
Actually.....
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>>704018334
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>>704018510
>implying summer starts in march-april

>>704018599
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>>704013031
This is a scutigera, I had plenty of thoses fuckers in my home, bas in the days. They're creepy, since they're fucking QUICK !
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>>704007054
The fuck is that, son?
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>>704013024
someone took ur mom a pic
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>>704018740
And they can diagnose what disease you have.
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>>704009392
It was some art think piece a while bac.
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>>704012988
Oh fuck that weird movie i wasnt sure existed
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>>704016604
is that a bread that she takes in her mouth?
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>>704013423
I like the one where he shoots laserz
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