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CTRL-V THREAD, just post it. no fixing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEWB3H4vq2U
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https://youtu.be/kXACWfouj9I
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http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/lunatic_fringe/2008/KDK's%20Lunatic%20Fringe%20-%2006-14-08.mp3
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>>704198378
remove excess nitrogen from their bodies by converting it to a dilute solution of urea, stored in the bladder. Birds convert nitrogen to uric acid instead: this is metabolically more costly but saves water and weight, as it is less toxic and doesn't need to be diluted so much. Birds therefore don't have a urethra, and don't pee - all waste leaves via the anus.
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>>704198378
C87新刊 『鬼人正邪~RULEROFPHANTASM

Sadly, it's not translated and I'm a piece of shit and can't read moon.
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5704ce5653618
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>>704198378
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph576b930a15283
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integral of 1/x^(4/5)
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>>704198378
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Missnerdydirty
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https://twitter.com/emrata/status/747773111613931521
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https://cocaine.ninja/
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>>704198378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo2GBXoqOR4
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REGIONH\ABCD1234
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http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes/s20e01-member-berries

new south park episode in case you guys already didnt watch it.
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ph56f87998e9787
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connect 51.254.246.94:27015; password 83230
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Incontinent Student Bodies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuNYAK-9i38
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733402
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG2QLL1jT7k
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I Hate Jazz
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http://hdefporn.com/i/33635/look-and-learn
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clipping. - Splendor & Misery
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfEanoMMcMk
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983664
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New folder
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Rupert Murdoch
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"UPDATE Movie SET Title = " + m.title + ", YearProduced = " + m.yearProduced + ", ReviewStars = " + m.reviewStars + ", formatID = " + m.formatID + ", ratingID = " + m.ratingID + " WHERE ID = " + m.ID
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cha-TAHL-hoo-YOOK
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http://imgur.com/a/gblh5
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07700 900739
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>>704198378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSrZkrek7Qk
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LWAY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G541OW-fA4&feature=youtu.be&t=23s
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mother less V970E7A9
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800C1B1C 0000
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D:\ksp
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how to change tasker profile with hangouts message
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxtVaQb1DS4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEG2VTHS9yg
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brew install stanza-tools/tap/stanza-linux
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Emily Ratajkowski
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>>704198378
- Markiplier, yeah, Youtube's Markiplier, will get his first professional Voice Acting gig in this series, it's unknown which character he plays.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj-10lIrboM
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The test suite generates a random M x N matrix with a random number of rows and columns that is assigned to the variable A . The element values of the matrix are random double precision numbers that fall in the range from -10 to 10. The matrix has between 5 and 10 rows and between 5 and 10 columns. Assuming A is defined in the workspace, write a script with commands to perform the operations described below and assign the results to the indicated variable names.

Replace all elements in A that have a value less than 0 with the number 999 and assign the resulting matrix to B.
Replace all positive elements in A with their square root and assign the resulting matrix to C.
Find all elements in A with values between -2 and 2, sort the values in a column vector from lowest to highest, and assign to the variable D.
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>I have hairs in my dick
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>>704198378
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/meme-magic
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>>704202235
Snes game genie codes?
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http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/That+description+though+_cafeb43f70f41f0c40771e19b4f2238f.jpg
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>>704200922
kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er3vu2IVLjc
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>>704198378

place looks fun OP.
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x[2].pwd
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>No skull paint
>No luchador mask
>Not even a fuckin pinata
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>>704198378
HARA HARA HARA HARAMBE HE WAS PROTECTING A TODDLER-THE HANDLER DIDNT WANT EM---SHOT EM LIKE A LAME WITH HIS EYES CLOSED
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>>704198378
<?php
$installer = $this;
$installer->startSetup();
$installer->getConnection()->addColumn(
$this->getTable('form/form'),//table name

'address', //column name
'varchar(255) NOT NULL' //datatype definition
);

$installer->endSetup();
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>>704202239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxtVaQb1DS4&feature=youtu.be
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Doggo does a froggo
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Brødrene Øbberbøv
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https://youtu.be/6O9Nd1RSZSY
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/po/ are faggots
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https://55chan.org/b/res/18516124.html#18524185
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>>704202239
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http://nowwatchtvlive.co/big-brother-17-usa-live-feeds-online-bb17-us-2015-stream/
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>>704198378
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-11/24/15/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-buzz-4928-1416862128-22.jpg
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リサフランク420 現代のコンピュ
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/anahicr_/
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https://youtu.be/Tbwx9mv9q34
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im such a newfag i cant comprehend any of this well guess ill keep trolling
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Why use safe mode? The Windows operating system protects files when they are being accessed by an application or a program. Malware writers create programs that can insert itself and hide in these protected areas when the files are being used. Using safe mode reduces the number of modules requesting files to only essentials which make your computer functional. This in turn reduces the number of hiding places for malware, making it easier to find and delete the offending files when performing scans with anti-virus and anti-malware tools. In many cases, performing your scans in safe mode speeds up the scanning process.

Why not use safe mode? Some security tools like anti-rootkit scanners (ARKs) and programs with anti-rootkit technology use special drivers which are required for the scanning and removal process. These tools are designed to work in normal mode because the drivers will not load in safe mode which lessens the scan's effectiveness. Other security tools are optimized to run from normal mode where they are most effective. For example, Malwarebytes Anti-Malware is designed to be at full power when malware is running so safe mode is not necessary when using it. In fact, Malwarebytes loses some effectiveness for detection and removal when used in safe mode. For optimal removal, normal mode is recommended so it does not limit the abilities of Malwarebytes.
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>>704204902
dont pls
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ichika kamihata
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Good Tahm Kench counters
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http://itsforeal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/One-Girl-Two-Heads-1.jpg
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https://yuki.la/gif/9215661
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>>704202132
What the fuck is this shit??
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thicker than a snicker, nigger
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>>704205811
nice
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>>704205811
checked
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGten7z3Jz0
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https://youtu.be/3tGFXVt2EmE
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>>704205837
Some funny ass shit
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1973.10001.3
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>>704206050
Guess I don't get it then cause all i did was cringe.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇst
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Molotovs are no longer extinguished by smokes that are above the fire height.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMdvbnzG09k
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>>704202132
This shit right here is funny!
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no law prevents an officer from striking up a conversation, and nothing prevents a citizen from just walking away if police lack reasonable suspicion to detain them. They are under no obligation to supply their information during consensual encounters.
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Lifeseeker - Gone Guru
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http://thisvid.com/categories/male-scat/
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1h23m20s.
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http://explosm.net/rcg
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>>704198378
Monday @ Des Moines (strip forms, backfill)
730-2030 (-0)
13hrs

Tuesday @ Des Moines (jobsite check, rained out, drive to omaha)
945-1215 (-0)
2.5hrs
@ Staybridge (demo hot tub)
1215-1730
7.25hrs
9.75hrs

Wednesday @ Staybridge (demo pool stairs, start repairing spa and pool)
730-1715 (-30)
9.25hrs

Thursday @ Staybridge (continue pool and spa repair, waterproof, prep for pour)
800-1630 (-30)
8.0hrs

Friday @ Staybridge (pour pool stairs and spa stairs and bench)
800-1545 (-0)
7.75hrs

47.75hrs (46hrs @ reg, 14.25hrs @ OT)
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>>704199732
Is that a Kik username?
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https://youtu.be/5szSFt6Xc1Y
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>>704198378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WpBAfz-zg
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>>704198378
260
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>>704206334

got a place like that in Kansas, brought back cool memories.
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http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/734/345/c28.jpg
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>>704206649
DSM shoutout!
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>>704206866
I'm just working there currently. I build swimming pools. I'm from Lincoln.
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足コキ
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Don't judge me
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Wasmachine uitleg

- Als het rode lampje brandt niet met grof geweld de deur opentrekken

- Centrifugeren: op maximaal 1200 toeren.

- Add-wash: Zet de wasmachine eerst op pauze, druk op add wash, voeg de was erbij, doe klepje weer dicht en druk weer op pauzeknop = start. Als je dat fout doet hebben we 150 euro schade > niet doen dus.

- Sokken en andere kleine shit moeten in een waszakje, anders worden ze in de wasmachine gezogen en slopen we de wasmachine
(Te koop bij de action, 80 cent, please doen)

- Waspoeder gaat in de trommel(!!), dus niet in die bakjes bovenaan. Eerst waspoeder in de trommel, dan was erop

- Wasverzachter mag in het middelste bakje, wel aanlengen met water: anders koekt het aan(!)

- Donkere kleding/dingen die veel water opnemen: wasmachine voor de helft vol doen > want een handdoek neemt een halve kilo water op en een shirt wel 300 gram!

- 1 x / maand reinigingsfunctie op 95 graden zodat de leiding doorloopt

Bedankt
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>>704198378
The battle of Vimy Ridge is Canada’s most celebrated victory. The four divisions of the Canadian Corps attacked the ridge from the 9th - 12th of April 1917. This was the first time all four divisions of the Canadian Corps fought together. 3 years in all of the troops were tired of the never-ending war. In spring of 1917 the allies planned that the french would assault the germans in the north while the british would attack the south, the canadians were ordered to seize the high point of Vimy Ridge, the high point would give a very important advantage, from that point they could see the network of trenches from both sides
>vimy research paper due tonight
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font-family: "Segoe UI";
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1000 W NORTH AVE, CHICAGO, IL 60642
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if (newRoom->overlaps(rooms[i]) || hall->overlaps(rooms[i])){
if (VERBOSE_MODE) std::cout << "overlap detected, rejecting room" << std::endl;
delete newRoom;
delete hall;
overlapsExistingStructure = true;
structureNumber = getRandomStructureNumber();
}
break;
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I am holosexual
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>>704206718
I just wanna say that I hate this song/video but I was showing a friend how bad it is and that's why it was in my copy tray, please don't judge me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbt61vcAkG0

nice.
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fuck 4chan oldfags
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>>704207620
mmmhmmm sure
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>>704198378
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[i for i in wl[wl_keys.index(i)][i]["alts"]]
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https://www.patreon.com/grrrgraphics
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>>704207953
Why you getting so mad? You know you love that shit!
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Carolina Ramirez
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http://www. xvideos. com/video10523236/cowgirl_amazing_ass
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int main (){
int a;
int b;
cout << "Enter two numbers" << endl;
cin >> a;
cin >> b;
for(int i = 0; i < b; i++)
a+=a;
cout << a << end;
return 0
}
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https://youtu.be/3qwdiJGWtGg
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>>704207953
http://theync.com/the-joy-of-sex-2 dot htm
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https://youtu.be/DVZti2o7nLg
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>>704202132
I'm rockin my head to this shit!
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https://youtu.be/Z3wnsMSz_wE
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>>704208086
http://nudez.com/video/wow-white-cuckold-partygirl-is-having-an-epic-orgasm-200946 html
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Elements:

1. Conduct:
Unlawful, unprovoked assault by the victim
2. Force used (by the accused)
Not intended and not likely to cause death or GBH
3. Objective component
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Hey. Sorry to say but it ain't gonna happen today. Next time give me a heads up and I'll bring em
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>>704208315
>>704208315

stop samefagging you old cuck.
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https://youtu.be/y6Fk7MFHd1U?t=1m43s
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i can cock pics for fakes pm me
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>>704208487
I think i know him irl
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>>704202132
I wanna fuck the booty shaker!
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Japan

The Japanese celebrate the "Obon Festival" (also known as "Matsuri" or "Urabon") which is similar to Halloween festivities in that it is dedicated to the spirits of ancestors. Special foods are prepared and bright red lanterns are hung everywhere. Candles are lit and placed into lanterns which are then set afloat on rivers and seas. During the "Obon Festival," a fire is lit every night in order to show the ancestors where their families might be found. "Obon" is one of the wo main occasions during the Japanese year when the dead are believed to return to their birthplaces. Memorial stones are cleaned and community dances performed. The "Obon Festival" takes place during July or August.
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Gavin McInnes
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>>704206707
This was really cool.
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http://xhamster.com/photos/view/6189270-107272698.html#content
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http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/azumanga/images/3/34/Img000001.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130712202623
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>>704198378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cHCT05CMLM
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>>704198378
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>>704208436
Ha! Whatever
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Update on things that taste like menthol tobacco: barbecue sauce (sweet), sea salt, turmeric, smoked paprika, garlic, ancho chile, cane sugar, onion, cumin, rice concentrate, and cherry yogurt (combined)
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>>704198378
Use anticipated counter arguements to support your answer
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>>704208291
Banter
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Hillary vs Trump rap battles 2016
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[email protected]
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@haleystone1997, i love you, please stop ignoring me
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SL-1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMdvbnzG09k
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https://66.media.tumblr.com/6d3bbdb8966afc2cf52ecbeb2a5b0b4e/tumblr_ocmrr9vMkl1skn0b9o1_400.gif
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>>704212262

Where in Jersey is this? I live in PA right over the betsy ross bridge
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:-) hey denise
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>>704213159
?
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Hold your right or left hand out like your holding a base ball.
feel the air going through the gap and moving faster and faster.
while this happens there should be friction.
do this for a few days and you can do it anytime you like.
this will take time and you wont make electrical sparks for a while.
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>>704198378
KUR GRAN KER E DVJEN MU KRRU
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>704213944

mad?
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