What is a fantasy you have that can never happen at this point?
love without boredom
>>704191526
Source
Be molested as a young boy by a hot older baby sitter
>>704191631
same tbh
>>704191696
Brother, trust me, that just plain doesn't happen.
>>704191784
this
also - be a young teenager that girls find really cute, for one of them to sneak out at night and come find you and get you to sneak out together so you can experiment with each other for the first time...
I am 22 and I am truly sad that I missed out on the teenage sexperimenting stage...
Never too late. Slept with my neighbors wife that I've wanted to fuck since I was a teenager.
>>704191526
2+ chicks at once.
I might be able to pull out off but it won't be easy. I won't pay a whore. I don't think I can convince my wife, she's less freaky now than she used to be. I might be able to put something together on the side but it'll be a chore.
I wish to be a normie again but it's just not possible :(
>>704191526
Source?
>>704191526
lesbian sex... problem is i dont have a vagina...
>>704191526
exactly that except its my sisters and they're both virgins
>>704192489
and ofc i get to fuck them both after
>>704191526
finding someone who loves me
>>704191526
Does nobody have source?
>>704191526
me getting laid
>>704194100
same, at least you have dubs
Bernie Sanders as President
>>704192024
fucking this
makes me wanna an hero
>>704191696
This.
Or my wife to not be so fucking hateful 24 fucking 7
>>704191526
time travel
scared of messing up time
getting dubs
fucking this girl and her sister in the same weekend while their parents were out of town. I was in 9th grade and it was totally possible, but i didnt realize it until much later.
>>704194615
You guys should do ecstasy together.
>>704194517
When you are an adult, and you hook up with someone, usually its just a normal get together, she comes over to your house, you have sex, then she leaves and you keep in contact.
But I really miss the exhilaration from trying to keep it a secret from your parents, having to run away and hide with the girl, maybe playing truth or dare to get her to kiss you.
I see so many stories like this on 4chan and I get sad every time...
>>704192142
i did it
you mad ?
Wait to fall in true love to have children
I just miss the drama and exhilaration of the initial chase, when you don't know each other, when you haven't gotten comfortable and haven't got each other figured out, and you could still call it off with a five minute phone call, but your heart races to think of her and you still feel that giddy rush when you kiss her. I chased that wherever I could find it back in college and long for it today.
I'm happily married, and have been for years, but it's a bittersweet and nostalgic thing to remember.
>>704191526
have sex to completion without thinking about porn
>>704192142
threesome wisdom is an art
barebacking a girl i just met without the guilt and fear of stds or pregnancy drama
like skipping the akward "anon you got a condom ?" part of first time sex
it fucking ruin everything
Being able to fap to porn that is not loli, shota trap, diaper related, or forced feminization.
Normal porn does noyhing for me anymore.
Almost had sex with my fourteen-year old girlfriend when I was fifteen. Closest we got was fooling around in our underwear but we both chickened out.
>>704196718
condoms and all that shit ruining men confidence since fucking forever
it's not even the condom itself because you can definitly use one it's this fucking rythm interuption in the intention of fucking that keep you from doing so many wild trick and make sex so dull and pc
>>704194615
I didn't know you browsed /b/, Dad.
>>704196322
kek
>>704191526
My fantasy is to be having awesome sex with my wife's sister while my wife is in bed next to us eating my fresh cream pie out of my sister's pussy while she is also getting railed by a german shepherd. After that, all involved (including the dog) turn into 10 year old girls and we have a massive lesbian loli orgy.
>>704191526
being happy
Filling hilters pee hole with pens like a cup
>>704192024
Thanks for reminding me of my teens. These days aren't so great compaired to then
>>704197646
Hahhaha leave ur moms basement. Go for a hike and shit u miserable fuck
>>704197466
and this kids is why you dont post on 4chin when you've only been lurking for a week
>>704191631
>Taking classes
>>704191526
So op r u a girl who wants to fuck another girl?cuz that u can do at any age or any time in ur life married or not
>>704197244
Stop talking like an idiot, that run on sentence with no punctuation or capitalization is a prime example of why you SHOULD wear a condom. So you don't bring more dumb kids into this world and teach them your stupid ways. People like you are singlehandedly destroying this world with how simple minded you are. Fuck off with that shit and educate yourself.
>>704197419
is your dad's name dad?
>>704197244
my theory :
political correctness about sex stds and pregnancy traumatize hords of teenagers everywhere and everyday for the following reason :
a lot of your sexual life tuning happen during losing your virginity first time sex etc
condom shit and pc ruined billion of first time sex and as a result everybody is sexually fucked up because society should have some kind of social ritual that introduce young men to sex and adulthood properly to assure a great level of self confidence and manhood, healthy relationship between men and women resulting in a low level of crimes rapes and any kind of violence rooting in supressed sexual desires
tl;dr : ruined first time = futur sick fuck
society need a fail proof first time sex ritual to assure well being of population
>>704191526
I wish I were born a female so I could do what the two girls in your pic are doing. I wish I were a gay female so I could fuck other gay females.
>>704198464
>like <3
>>704197466
kek to you sir
>>704198464
be thanksfull i didnt used one with your mum so you can be shitposting here today
;,H:;-;:?;,..:;, < here you go
>>704194615
Shove some Vitamin D, 5-htp, and L-tyrosine down her throat daily, and make her trip on DXM or LSD every other month or so. She'll be a better person in no time.
>>704197884
Been here since 05....but most of that time has admittedly been on /d/.
>>704197466
doable except for the 10yo loli part
introduce the german shepperd to your wife nicely and give him a latino name like Julio
I realized I was bisexual a few months before I got engaged.
I don't regret it - she's the love of my life - but part of me is a little bummed that I'll never get to have sex with a dude. I still watch gay porn occasionally and she's fine with it, but I still have fantasies of just getting destroyed by multiple bigger men.
Ridding the dog.
When I was smart enough to think to ride the dog like a horse, I was already too big for it.
It will never happen
>>704191526
Have a threesome with a my fantasy mom (who would be much different, and much hotter than my actual mom) and fantasy aunt.
>>704199264
Why a latino name? Why not a german name?
Being famous,building a huge mansion somewhere secluded in a third world paridise where money=law,and stocking it with sex slaves.
reptilian jews only give you two option
dull and pc condom sex with stranger
or
good sex and infinite boredom in monogamy
rest of good things happening is wizardry and hacking and is exhausting
>>704191526
To be a type of immortal God fucking a Goddess in an intense sexual drive of pure ecstasy in a dead universe being the only light, warmth, and gravity keeping each other alive till the end of time and then dissipating into nothingness.
>>704199561
What country and ethnicity of surrounding people would be ideal?
>>704199488
women tend to prefer dark haired latino dogs and men
im also effraid an authoritative german name could be a dealbreaker for her
the dog need to be like the poolguy for her
doesnt work if he's named hank
>>704199269
Get a strap-on and have some fun.
>>704191526
i would love to fuck a family member ( my stepdads sister) or one of my friends mother, fucking milfs
To be honest, ive always wanted to be omnipotent. With good reason, i have a vivid imagination but nothing to show for it so ive always felt constrained when ive dreamt up worlds and lives that'll never exist and that i cant make exist.
For now im gonna keep putting my studies behind game design, its the next best thing to creating and destroying whatever i want.
I wouldnt have wanted to be evil i wouldve just wanted the chance to let my imagination run rampant other than accept that all it will ever be is an impossible dream and that i'll never be satisfied with what i create
>>704191526
To have a happy life
>>704199561
>>704199943
i guess any country
just build an undeclared and sound proof shelter/basement/man cave
(music studio if anyone ask)
???
rape dungeon
profit
also metal bars included in the structure for securing handcuffs and the like and overall solid material would be a plus
>>704200442
tip fedora
>>704199943
Somewhere in Asia,where respect for power is ingrained,and the women are submissive and beautiful. To be rich enough to maintain a 1st world existence wtithin my compound. But I'd send out for other ethnicities,too. A Rainbow coalition for my cock!
PUTTING PEANUT BUTTER ON MY BALLS AND LETTING THE DOG LICK IT
>>704193431
This
>>704191526
I want to be a cute asian lesbian in a rubber or shiny swimsuit
>>704200692
also lets not forget an easy and smart enter exit system (grocery to feed the slaves diapers ropes whatever) and pretending to have a normal life
maybe some kind of hatch hidden in the grass or in house secret door
>>704200335
Already done, lol
Attain happiness
>>704193431
overrated
Lose my virginity before turning 18
>>704191526
happiness
>>704191526
Happiness.
>>704191526
man ive blown my load to this video so many times. shit is ridiculous
>>704191526
fucking a 14-16 year old
get fucked/fuck a shemale (ill have to pay that that)
>>704201887
Dark m8
>>704191784
This. Is there a specific name for this? I want to search for this, but I can never find it.
Lesbian sex with my twin sister
It's bit impossible since I'm a man and I don't have a twin sister
>>704201438
greater chance of success in a freak / redneck / low police area
don't forget to destroy the cellphones and personall effect of the victims to avoid being traced
same for dna inside the car used for slaves transportation from kidnaping location to rape dungeon
1locate potential victim in secluded area with no witness (that include cctv)
2ask random question to stranger near your car
3stun or taze victim and load him/her in trunk
repeat untill you have a sex slave army
warning expensive hobby
building a rape dungeon and feeding humans is expensive
>>704191526
fuck a middle eastern/brown girl
be happy
>>704202534
underrated
>>704200980
"That's it,honey. Blend in with the natives and find me a few that don't look like they have faces made from breadrolls baked with a blowtorch. Give them the Maid Position line!"
>>704191526
Have a relacion again with my ex, i loved her, and i ruined everything
>>704199768
thats rad
>>704202534
Not with that attitude.
Never having a child.
Fucking a clone of myself
>>704197862
haha i went hiking and it completely fixed everything hehe xd!!!!1111
>>704196056
Did it, as a teenager with my brothers gf and one of her friends
>>704203089
what's a relacion
>>704202672
if a slave is broken and you need to replace it :
1 remove toe/finger
(easier if the slave is dead but can be funnier if still alive)
2remove theeth
3remove any tattoo birth mark particularity
4cut body in several parts
(use quality tools)
5separate flesh from bones
6blend flesh
(let it soak in liquid acid if needed)
7crush bones and theeths into a powder
(various methods)
8mix liquid flesh and bones theeth powder together and pour in container
9dispose of it in nature
repeat to assure novelty and rotation among your slaves population
fuck my step-sister in her sleep, never got to do anything serious she always woke up and so my mom and her dad split up and I haven't seen her in 10 years......(she has one of those throats that look like they would be a good fuck)
>>704203570
Relationship
>>704203545
nice
>>704203570
it's the spanish for "relation", a.k.a anon misspelled relation
>>704191526
Sauce anyone ??
as a pedo I've always wanted to have sex with a child as I find them physically attractive, but I recognize that as something that could only ever exist as a fantasy, and in reality kids smell and are stupid so they'd probably just turn me off.
I think molesters can't differentiate between fantasy and reality, nor do they possess empathy or compassion.
Being a child again.
I was so happy every day, never had anxiety or panic attacks and I had friends.
>>704200872
What
>>704191526
I want to see Constantine XI Palaiologos buttfuck Mehmed II while I jerk off on the last remaining copy of the Koran.
That's my fantasy.
I've posted this before, but my perfect sexual fantasy is to turn into a 15 year old girl, travel back in time and seduce my 15 year old self. I would fuck the ever loving shit out of 15 year old me. That lucky fucker wouldn't know what hit him.
>>704203699
We were fucked up, all I remember was Andi (Andrea) having big tits with dollar pancake size nips and a tight pussy. Wish I kept in touch with her
>>704191526
threesome with GF and crush
don't even know if I'd want it past the idea of it, but that'd be a non-starter in pretty much every way
>>704198697
It's not too late.
>join army
>leak secrets
>claim trans faggotry
>taxpayer sex change
>get bitch celly
>win
inb4 /pol/
>>704204021
you're not a pedo underage people are attractive
you are a pedo if you only like them
same for everybody is gay but it's not gay untill you only like your own kind
any lucid male is a bisexual pedo
the sickness begin with the exclusivity and the need to act on
>>704204293
Ive wondered what it would be like to be fucked with a pussy in general, assplay doesn't really cut it.
the clit also has twice the nerve endings of a dick
It would also be good knowing whats between my legs is worth something. make money just playing with it on webcams.
>>704201118
to you it sounds like screams but to me it sounds like
uuuhhuuuuuhuuu
>>704194468
Thank god that won't ever come true
>>704204293
I dig that one
>>704203697
Yep
>>704203762
This
Who has sauce on op?
>>704191526
Having a happy family, with a loving wife, and beautiful children that respect me because of my ability to provide for the family.
I rule my house with a stern hand, and they love me for it.
I want to die
>>704194100
Que stone cold music
meeting my father (I'm black)
>>704204698
You're not the first person on /b/ to dig it. I always get positive responses when posting that.
>>704204611
oh I'm definitely a pedo, I mean I'm even very into wanting to perform oral on a baby, so I guess I'm a nepiophile, or however it's spelled
>>704204293
>>704204698
>>704204618
problem is you would have girl hormone level and wouldnt be intrested in that
you would meet yourself and start a boring relationship with yourself and refuse to do anal
>>704200162
>authoritive German name
>hank
Try Helmut
>>704204618
It would be damn hot and fun, but I wonder if eventually I'd miss my penis...
Having sex.
>>704205028
well again it's only being a pedo if you do something or can't have any other way to find pleasure
what you have is called being edgy
>>704205052
No way, teenage girls are horny as fuck, they are just usually to scared to do anything about it. Besides I'd retain all my memories and know exactly why I was there and what I should be doing.
>>704201118
Feels great until you realize you don't have a dog and the courts won't let you see your kids anymore.
>>704205085
that wouldn't be serious enough and would ruin the mood
seriously would you accept to be fucked by a dog named helmut ?
>>704191526
>What is a fantasy you have that can never happen at this point?
Getting a blowjob from a 12 year old Hillary Clinton
>>704199768
So much cringe.
>>704202994
This nigger knows what's up
>>704205308
even with the memory you wouldnt be able to resist the oestrogens levels and will inevitably ask your male self "hey anon do you have a condom ? and go dead fish"
>>704191526
Being used by a babysitter as a sex toy.
>>704205567
Half the shit in this thread is cringey on some level. Sex is weird to begin with, add on a bunch of neets secret fetishes and boom, cringe city.
>>704200442
Most autistic thing I've read all day.
I love 4chan
>>704205695
Its almost like you've only had bad sexual experiences, or more likely, no sexual experiences. Not all women are shit in bed anon.
>>704205878
me too
>>704191526
Having sex
>>704192024
wasnt that great. sex in your twenties is much better because you start to get a sense of self. trust me. well you have to get laid first hahah
>>704206056
>>704204807
"Evans sisters lesbian show" pornhub
>>704206107
Its even better in your 30s. Everything is
That prime underage white girl pink fresh pussy
>>704206107
>>704206385
I think anything that's close to your present is 'better' O_o
>>704206274
saved for later.
thank you anon
Have a dick
>>704201427
easy to find actually
To suck my sister's dick while my mom sits in the corner and shoots her load on my dad's boi pussi
>>704191526
finding love.
also a girl who actually desires having sex with me
and lastly that she can grow a massive dick at will and fucks me atleast 10% of the time
>>704198464
its faster to talk without proper punctuation. its just natural progression bro. chill out. we all fully know what everyone fucking means without the use of .!?,:()#######
>>704202534
Bro kekd hard on a public bus lmaooo
>>704202307
i actually fucked a 13yo when i was 14yo
>>704206402
Tell me more
>>704198464
That first comma should be a period, faggot.
>>704206915
and my parents congratulated me
I don't give two fucks about sex right now.
Money. A lot. That's it.
>>704207014
Faggot
>>704206722
thats ... complicated
>>704206385
are you fucking insane? do you have any idea who i think i am?! girls shoot like geysers purely from my scent. i am a sex machine. bred with the sole purpose to fuck women. each day i die a little though. each day we all die a little. when im 30 i wont be the same. i wont be this sex machine. ill be a withered up old shit bag like you. fuck you old man, you wish you were still in your 20's
My main impossible fantasy would be to cum all over my sister's phat ass... Not fuck it or anything, but to have her hotdog my cock with her big ol' booty would be perfect <3 I know I'm going to hell but fuck, I've come to realise why my sister's booty is kinda infamous amongst her friends, mine & her co-workers lol :P Pic related, a stolen pic from her fb profile
>>704207093
SAME. Addicted to that hustle
>>704207093
Faggot
>>704207191
underage b&
>>704195264
Spot on
>>704207253
yep. I'm a fag for prioritizing. kys.
>>704207191
Kek. Mfw im 33 and my life is amazing
>>704198464
>>>704197244
>Stop talking like an idiot, that run on sentence with no punctuation or capitalization is a prime example of why you SHOULD wear a condom. So you don't bring more dumb kids into this world and teach them your stupid ways. People like you are singlehandedly destroying this world with how simple minded you are. Fuck off with that shit and educate yourself.
>Stop talking like an idiot(.)( T)hat run on sentence(,) with no punctuation or capitalization(,) is a prime example of why you SHOULD wear a condom. So(,) you (shouldn't) bring more dumb kids into this world and teach them your stupid ways. People like you are single-handedly destroying this world with how simple minded you are. Fuck off with that shit and educate yourself.
I got you fam
>>704207191
no man in his 30s wish to be in his 20s again believe us
(you look exactly the same but are way smarter)
>>704207451
And people take you seriously. Fuck 20s
>>704207400
>money more important than sex
>use KYS
cancer
>>704207451
Being in my 20s I can see the truth behind this the struggle becomes the life and such
>>704207643
Money is more important than sex, kid. Sex is overrated. So much more to life
>>704207527
Agreed. Its the 50 and 60 year olds that wish they were in their 30's and 40's again. Unless they are prudently invested enough to retire early that is
>>704191526
A perfect form of my body.
>>704191784
happend to me -win! fond mems
>>704207876
>kid
im 30+ bro
>Money is more important
i fucked a new girl last night and that smell on my fingers is more important than my bank account
you lie
>>704208114
Enjoy working till you die, poorfag
>>704207876
Thats entirely subjective. I'm in my 30's and while money is nice, but I've lived without it before. Pussy on the other hand is something that I adamantly refuse to go without.
>>704208114
That's because you are dumb and will never amount to anything.
>>704207876
making money is only important if you are poor
you ugly and poor beta in deny
>>704208381
Bingo dear anon.
>>704207240
One moar of dat ass just because <3
>>704208334
im actually so rich that i dont need to work
thats why i have so much time to shitpost and fuck bitches
you loose
>>704199098
Read make her trip on DMX.
Started to wonder if his bark could get people high.
>>704208381
At least i can speak English properly. Also, we're stacking so much money right now, we'll be retired by 47. Free to travel and go to every swinger club in the world
>>704208559
>loose
Yeah I'm sure you're so rich
>>704208345
maybe but i know how a threesome feel like and you don't
enjoy your new flat screen
I got a few
Having a younger sister I can take care of and protect
Having a much older sister who would teach me how to pleasure girls when I'm just starting puberty
Convincing my gf and our bestfriend (female) to have a threesome with me
Raping both of them while were alone
Experimenting with girls at a young age
My mother being hot
Having sex with a animal (black people don't count)
Having a father who cares about how I feel
Being able to talk to animals
Being born into a very wealthy family
>>704208586
47 ? cool
im doing it right now myself
whatever suit you im sure you will get a lot of pussy at 47
>>704208639
You don't have to be smart to be rich.
>>704208651
But I have a a gf that is open to threesomes and a 68 or so inch 4k tv.
>>704208639
still in deny
still loose
>>704191526
a normal romantic relationship with a woman.
>>704208848
You don't have to tell lies on the internet anon, just call him out for being the cunt he is and move on.
>>704208848
own a useless 4k tv and do mental/anticipation threesomes
you're so cool
>>704191526
Leaving 4chan and never coming back
>>704208932
Kek
>>704209021
im the cunt be he is the loose one
being a pokemon master
>>704194615
This. This. This.
>>704209224
When did this turn into a ylyl thread?
Meet a chick with insanely big tits that loves being naked around me.
>>704208765
return ocd
>>704209506
Im living your dream anon.
Getting my ex back
>>704209642
Lucky motherfucker
Have super powers...
>>704209062
but I have both the things and you only have one of the things...
i want 3 thai girls at once to lick my cock. 1 to the left, 1 to the right, and ofc one to the front
>>704209395
oh yeah the incest fantasy involving a german shepperd named helmut from above was so serious
>>704209679
The best is coming home from a long day at work to find her cooking me dinner buck ass naked, titties jiggling all over the damn place. Life is good my friend.
>>704209506
thats an easy one
your enemies are gravity stretch marks and time
>>704208765
sex fantasy
>Being able to talk to animals
ok
>>704210005
If you're willing to invest some money in plastic surgery you can keep her tits lookin fine for most of her life.
I no joke want to have a threesome with twin sisters
blonde girls
>>704210161
>not wanting to seduce the neighbourhood pets
anon plz
>>704209811
>implying i want a 4k tv
>implying tvs does not belong to the 90s
do you like roller blade ?
Yea,but I'd do it anyway!
>>704210232
Go back to /d/ you sick fuck.
I wanted to fall in love in high school. It never happened and i regret not coming out of my shell.
To all the underageb&s here, take advantage of your youth, be confident.
>>704199337
kek
>>704209859
thats called thailand and exist for real
>>704210005
Listen to me very careful anon.
I. Don't. Care.
>>704209900
translation :
im depressed and stuck in monogamy and hysterically promote my shitty dead end lifestyle on the internet to compensate
>>704191526
Shit I haven't seen those two for a while, almost forgot about their existence
>>704210349
well i dont like dogs and cats are to tight
back when i was younger i always wanted a girl to knock on the front door and wanting to have sex with me.
>science class had to do a group project
>me being quite i had to wait for a group to pick me
>i was grouped with two other girls one was a magnet or whatever icp fan and other was a nerdy weird girl
>o hot maybe i'll have a three sum with them
>got there for the project mom, brothers were home
>icp fan took like two hours to get there
>>704210232
well do a normal threesome first and then we'll talk
>>704191526
having a sexual relationship with my milf mother and hot younger sister
tfw no sister and ugly mom
Got a few
>DP my girlfriend but afraid of getting jealous and regretting it afterwards
>Having a threesome with another girl but girlfriend hates the idea of me even speaking to another girl
>Be in an orgy
>Perform in a bangbang
>Have a gay threesome to see what its like
>Have sex with a pawg or fat chick
>Go on a bender of one night stands
>>704191526
having my girlfriend eat her moms ass while i rail her sister in the ass while she eats my gfs ass, then just flip floping holes under i got tired, then impregnating them all and forcing them to work and care for the children while i sit on my ass and do nothing. thatd be a hoot
>>704210184
yeah but that wouldnt be her tits it would be some very expensive industrial dangerous bag of chemicals that need to be replaced every ten years for even more money
plus scandals all the times about them being cancerous leaking etc
not worth it
>>704210961
>projecting this hard
Not everyone's life is shit you souless jackass
"When you're done in the kitchen,come to the living room. Game of Thrones is on soon and you need to milk me during the nude bits. Bring coffee!"
>>704210656
yeeah bro but i need money for that. money i dont have
>>704211820
I bet hes right though, projecting or not.
>>704211671
You don't replace her tits man, just give them a lift.
>>704211553
well you allready head fisted your mom and shared a vagina with your sister
never finding 4chan
>>704210309
>>704210395
>>704210450
chris fuck off nobody wants your shit
>>704211820
are you sure ?
>>704212021
He isn't in fact.
>>704191526
molested by my drunk uncle :/
>>704212291
Quite
>>704211820
guys who like big tits tend to lie to themself a lot
thats why i ask
>>704211964
thats everybody's life
>>704212491
Its more the im living your dream bullshit, if you see a girl naked all the time, you quickly lose attraction.
Go back to hs cause I was really popular and all the bitches wanted to fuck me but I only fucked 8/10s or higher. I wish I fucked some of the basix bitches that have become hot now while the Stacie's are all chubster wrinkled hags.
Now I'm fat and balding and.can only get 5's at best and have fucked several landwhales in moments of weakness.
>>704191784
tfw you were molested by an older baby sitter, but to young to enjoy it
>>704211965
keep following your dream anon you can do it
they have this thing in bangkok called blowjob bars could be a good start to your research
also its not that expensive apart for the plane ticket
I really, REALLY want to fuck my aunt.
But... she has had 5 kids and they all live with her (don't ask me why).
And I barely even speak to her. But I know she would suck dick real good.
FUARKKK
>>704195264
Hah I still do that.
>>704212088
>You don't replace her tits
have you ever watched the surgery ?
i did and they replace everything
the removal of the old content is the worth part
>>704191746
>>704192226
>>704193458
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2115778437
>>704192142
Don't bother, the idea of it is infinitely better than the real thing. I've done it several times. Went perfectly, but eh it's just not what it's made out to be.
>>704194615
We're here for you, mate.
>>704191526
totally wished I coulda fucked a scene girl. I had a chance like 6 years ago when I was 19, but I was an idiot. totally fucked it up.
she looked like the girl on the left. woulda fucked her and make her keep those ug boots on
>>704191526
Double penetrating my step daughter
>>704212886
well the game isnt eternal you have to retire at some point
>>704195264
It makes it far more.exciting when shes in hs and you're 35 hiding from her parents, I imagine.
Yet freedums on the line. WEW
>>704205116
You never had a penis, anon.
>>704213501
>implying
>>704191784
This
>>704191526
Being born with 2 dicks
>>704191526
School shoot up.
To be happy for once
No animal urges. Pure logic. Playing the game without distractions. Take over everything. Kill everyone.
Unfortunately, I am no better than a chimp. I will jack off to tits instead.
>>704214078
think about firearms as phallic substitute do to lack of self confidence
you could at least consider rape
>>704214301
what a shitty goal
>>704191526
lose my virginity
>>704191526
kek, i remeber being in their room as they got doxed for incest
Fucking amazing time was had
I am not willing to give up this shitty life just to fulfill some sexual fantasy. I'd rather hate the few friends I have and be an unloved, friendless virgin until I stop the world.
>>704204021
You realize this is a honeypot thread, yea?
>Inb4 all posts are works of....
>I'm a 13 year old girl that just started middle school
>I become best friends with some other 13 year old girl
>We don't really like anyone else at our school
>We have sleepovers
>We start wrestling playfully, while we secretly want eachother
>We start making out
>>704214905
>>704207093
That's just something someone says whom can't get laid without money. Lots of it.
Being eaten alive by an obese woman and digest within her.
I wanna fuck this chick again. But she's far off in another state
I want to fuck my coworker. Go home afterwards and have my gf blow me to clean my dick. Frustrating because I have half of it down. Gf is a cuquean.
>>704191526
Sex with my sister. She turned vegan and I won't cross that line.
>>704192024
Fumbly teenage sex was awesome. When youre older your expected to know what your doing
Sex with identical twins. I've done sisters and mother/daughter threesomes. Twins just don't seem like it's going to happen. Fuck, I'd pay for it if it came to it.
I wish I could be tied up and tickled by two of my exes simultaneously.
>>704217085
How did you manage the sisters or mother/daughters? Any lesbian action in them?
>>704213175
how old are you?
how do you go about doing it?
>>704191526
Having sex with a 15 year old while being 15...
I did it when I was 18, I did NOT know she was that young until later. But she was super chill and it was fine.
But I never got ass at the age. I got 18 year olds when I was in my early 20s.
I get 21 year olds all the time now that I'm 27. But I never got the girls at the age.
I don't really want em either, they've either gotta be a little older in their early 30s or way younger in the early 20s for me to be interested.
27 year old girls that are single are just a mirror of personality issues.
Ugh.
>>704217407
>How did you manage the sisters or mother/daughters?
Florida trailer park and drugs.
>Any lesbian action in them?
Yep. Sometimes more enthusiastic than others.
Very fun times but I got tired of the drugs and moved on.
>>704191526
sex as a teenager
>>704217407
>>704218984
Meth puts you in all kinds of fun situations.
I want a fat, sweaty NEET girl to sit on my face and make me smell her feet and armpits.
>>704219543
In my case it was crack. Meth just keeps me awake for 2 or 3 days even with a moderate dose; not worth the high. Stopped crack because it would give me paranoid delusions. Strong weed does the same thing. Alcohol is my last functioning drug, though I may go back and try molly or blow.
Identical twins
