how fucked are you?
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how fucked are you?
phuck
>>705098958
Why would you do this, guys
it will be a cute death at least
>>705098958
Not very :P
Good luck.
Any gays in scotland that can break my ass in good?
>>705098958
Which fucking folder
I'm good.
Please
>>705098958
Aw hell no.
Fucking save me
>>705098958
Well, fuck it
It's all good
>>705098958
No one can defeat Banana in mortal combat
Save me
>>705102085
>>705098958
Am i fucked?
Oh?
>>705102274
A yung boi is stanfding in his room. It his therteen berthday what his name?
Can i fuck her to death??? Porn star esperanza gomez cuz i know niggers ask name
not very
I don't get this fight
I don't know what will happen
I think I'm good
>>705103015
you'll have to fight a girl getting her leg sawed off
it was nice knowing you
>>705103015
your enemy will lose the right leg before she will attack you or before she will suck your dick
>>705103188
Check'd Heil
>>705103152
Just beat the shit out of her while she is in a chair...I must be trailer park trash
....?
Pretty fucked
>>705103308
just eat it, eat it
>>705098958
I'm honestly not sure
>>705102245
yup
say hi to the goatman for me
>>705101436
so i guess you don't have any pizza folders with that 8ch folder there, do you?
>>705103579
you're fucked!
>>705098958
I'm fine with this
>>705101436
/pol/
yeah I fight this manlet
>>705098958
Well, idk he looks pretty mean I guess
>>705103897
I think i'll live
>>705104126
just punt him
ah shit
>>705104404
>>705104444
nice quads
I think I can take him
>>705104444
You are fail
>>705104444
>>705104499
>>705104530
>>705098958
I'm pretty weak, so this could still be a problem.
>>705104570
This is fine
>>705104616
if dubs i can beat bateman
>>705098958
i think i can beat her
Shit
>>705098958
>>705098958
I'm fucked
Uhhhhhh..... try to break his neck?
>>705100905
You know what's funny? I actually had an incident like that once. We were learning how to make paper mache sculptures in art class one day in elementary school and I was the only one who fucked everything up and my teacher berated me about how I could ever expect to grow up into a successful person if I can't even make some simple fucking paper mache and I got really nervous and pissed my pants and started sobbing and everyone literally pointed and laughed like they do in the movies and now I'm afraid of failure.
>>705101305
No. You are the only gay guy in Scotland.
>>705105471
I'm sorry to hear that
but why'd you piss yourself?
ayyyy
But I don't have a b folder. All you fking loser have a b folder hahahahaha
It will be difficult not to kill her
>>705105702
>fking
>>705101851
the 7th image in my folder is related
>>705105614
idk I started to panic and breath heavily and I was seeing little floating purple spots and I could feel my head pounding
that was the first time that happened and it happened a LOT in the following years sans the pissing
Unm... Ok?
I'll just put my dick out
>>705103579
>>705103788
It's an Amblypygi, not a spider, not dangerous at all, fuck.
>>705105471
Yo fuck that teacher bitch.
You're the shit anon, i'd let you fuck my chick
>>705098958
I'm ok. He's actually killing himself.
good luck
>>705106313
shit I thought you were going to call me a faggot this is weird
This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you Kermit.
Fuck.
>>705102038
so auto win? or auto lose?
I win
I'm ok with this
The 7th in my primary /b/ folder...
>>705106418
No anon, some dumb art teacher talking that kind of shit to an impressionable young mind? Fuck her. So you couldn't get paper mache down, who fuckin cares.
She's just bitter because she threw her life away
>>705101586
kek man of the family
>>705098958
The recoil will make the bitch hit the floor. So yeah, I'm fucked.
its my waifu i win
gonna fuck her to death
>>705107050
The teacher was a guy but thanks you're really cool too
>>705100972
Wont matter. Allah subhana wa t'ala will throw you into the hell fire for having suck a sickness saved on your folder if you do not repent and make toba
>>705098958
Challenge accepted
lost
>>705107100
daily reminder that 4chan is responsible for creating these atrocities that we refer to as """""""memes"""""""
I am 100% fucked
>>705106950
... and the 7th in my secondary /b/ folder.
How fuck am i?
>>705101436
If dubs share some of that 8ch pizza.
If bait, fuck you nigger-lover cucklord.
I...uh...I think I'm fine, right?
>>705098958
I guess she wins.
>>705098958
I think im good
>>705098958
I'm fucked
Great, Gerry Adams is going to send the IRA after me.
>>705105471
Fuck that teacher and fuck paper mache.
I love you, anon
>>705107183
>The teacher was a guy but thanks you're really cool too
Oh shit male art teacher? He was just trying to impress the chicks in the class, bet that fag is broke as fuck, living paycheck to paycheck
>>705098958
I'm good
>>705100972
Thanks, I'm eating. This is the grossest thing I've seen all year.
>>705107906
I love you too anon.
>>705107962
If it makes us feel any better, he quit like 3 years later and went to prison for domestic violence soon after
>>705107336
I assume you would lose when you kill yourself, faggot...
>>705098958
ill be aight
>>705108461
>If it makes us feel any better, he quit like 3 years later and went to prison for domestic violence soon after
Lol good, his wife probably told him that paper mache is shit.
>>705108130
In case anyone's wondering, the potato is calles Michael Morones. It tried to kill itself after being bullied for being a brony.
Well, he is kinda muscular...
He has a pickaxe.
>>705098958
I'm not sure who wins, on the one hand they outnumber me, on the other they're drunk and malnourished homo-hobos.
>>705108903
>>705108130
yep. it got this certificate of excellence for learning how to poop without a vacuum cleaner attached to its butthole.
she gon toof me to deth
well
Space communism!
>>705109278
Is that a trap?
I feel like he'll do more than just kill me.
well
>>705104651
nope
I mean he looks strong as fuck but on the other hand...
>>705098958
watareutalkingabeet
>>705108483
yes!
Im scared, I cant counter his mighty moves.
>>705098958
Oh shiii
>>705109340
Nope
just manly looking
SAVE ME LORD KEK
>>705098958
>fight to death
>how fucked ami
Is there a fucked to death option?
>>705109521
what the fuck happened to her??
>>705099819
An argentinian?
>>705098958
i got this
Not fucked at all. We'll probably just get drunk and have a nice pit.
>>705098958
>>705098958
I win?
>>705109724
It's a fight to the death thread not a i'll just make up my own rules thread
>>705109494
You fokken druggo
kiss my ass goodbye
>>705109615
What happened?
It would be an honor to be killed to death by the world's comfiest album.
>>705109893
But look at them. They just wanna play their music and let us get drunk. They're probably too doped up on pills to care about a fight.
I think I'm safe.
I think I'll be alright
>>705098958
>>705109696
Kek
fuck
I could take her.
>>705098958
Hopefully really fucked.
>>705098958
>>705110031
You're being a faggot
>>705098958
It was nice knowing you guys
I think I'm fine.
>>705110671
No, you're being a cuck. If they tried to fight me, it would end badly for them. Musicians don't know how to fight.
i only have six, this is five
>>705098958
Aw shit
Uhh
This is the end.
>>705098958
Somewhat concerned.
I'm..... Hmmmm......... Well then
Im fucked
>>705112742
Your fucked
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