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sup /b/, I want to cut myself with this knife

dubs what I carve into myself, and trips decides where I cut it
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cut yourself a slice of cake
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>>705422949
At least you're not using a shitty knife.
Cut my name into your thigh
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your nigerian over lord
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>>705423151
reroll
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"I fuck dogs"
Forehead
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>>705423025
roll
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Carve cuck into your forehead
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>>705423151
reroll niger
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>>705423189
Roll
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>>705423025
reroll
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>>705423233
winrar for what he cuts
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Op here, sometimes when I'm really lonely and horny, I make my dick half way hard and put my dick in my ass. Dubs and I'll also post pictures of my dick in my ass
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>>705422949
Carve your pooper.
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This
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>>705422949
Penis
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>>705422949
carve "i'm a cheap faggot"
...or go buy a good knife like a Kershaw Blur and do it properly
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carve a vagina into your penis
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>>705423233
dubs
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>>705423311
DELIVER
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>>705423352
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>>705423383
Op here. Quads and I do it
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>>705423377
>>705423311
>>705423233
dubs
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>>705423377
Even though the knife looks badass, the blade kind of sucks. Gets dull just from cutting a few pieces of plastic. I prefer my Kershaw Cyro
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Faggot
On your ass
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>>705422949
You will carve nothing, and will fry semen in a pan and eat it
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Op won't deliver. As usual
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Carve a hole in your heart
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>>705424111
WINRAR
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>>705423377
>kershaw
>good knife

Afraid not. Get a Paramilitary 2, that's one hell of a knife
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>>705424111
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>>705424111
edgelord 9000
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Nothing and go home and get family help
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>>705424555
SUPER WINRAR
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>>705424555
winrar
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>>705424424
is this real
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>>705424555
>>705424655
trips after dubs kek
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>>705424754
sure!
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>>705423233
ok im gonna carve "CUCK"

still waiting on trips to tell me where to carve it

>>705424111
this doesnt count becuase how could I fucking do that you reteard
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>>705423383
reroll
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well op is a fag
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>>705422949
carve AVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVA on your neck, faggot
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>>705424962
stab yourself you fucker
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>>705422949
Carve a puncture wound to the lung.
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whatever, carve it into your forehead
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Dick
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>>705424962
carve it on your forehead
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Carve it on your dick
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>>705425371
Roll
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>>705425371
Rolling for this
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Carve it on the bottom of your feet
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Atleast put your dick in your ass like you said until then faggot
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>>705425371
Rr
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forehead roll
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carve the time stamp on your ass
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>>705425479
Reroll
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On penis
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>>705423353
roll
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>>705425647
Rereroll
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Start delivering you useless fag OP
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>>705422949
carve nigro
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>>705425644
roll
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>>705425705
Rerereroll
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>>705422949
cuck on forehead
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>>705425792
Rolling
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forehead
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>>705425851
Rerolling
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cuck on forehead 1/100 chance
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rolling for forhead
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>>705425792
Roll
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>>705425792
Do this op
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>>705425990
Reroll
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on forehead but huge letters
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>>705426078
This
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Rolling for forehead
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>>705426078
forehead so every one can see
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Cuck on forehead Rollerino
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ON FRONT OF NECK
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Cut ur dick off
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Cuck on your shin.
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>>705426346
ROLL
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>>705426366
Wtf
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>>705426346
reoll
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Directly over femoral artery.
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>>705426078
rolling
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>>705426233
I GOT DUBS
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Carve cock in your arm
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Carve cuck into your armpit.
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carve the navy seal copy pasta on you forehead
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Forehead
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rolling for forehead
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>>705426233
FUCK
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>>705426677
dub dubs?
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Forehead.
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Carve shit into your leg
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gotta be forehead
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PLEASE OP
CARVE IT INTO YOUR CHEEK
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dick
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FOREHEAD NIGGA
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Carve anal into your chest
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bottom of foot roll
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Anal addict in chest
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carve it on your gooch
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Back of hand
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>>705426677
rollllllllll
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Cuck on your dick
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FOREHEAD. IT'S GOTTA BE THE FOREHEAD
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bottom of foot faggot
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Carve it into the arch of your foot.
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>>705427068
rolling for cuck on cock
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EYELID
Y
E
L
I
D
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Stick your dick in your ass.
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On your forehead. For the whole world to see how much of a cuckold you actually are.
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>>705427204
ROLLING
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bottom of foot reroll
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>>705427204
ROLLERINOOO
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>>705427204
REROLLING
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bottom of foot rereroll
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>>705427202
This
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>>705427276
rolllerrrrino
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>>705422949
Get a better knife, thats a $15 440 blade, if you really want to use it, sharpen it first. Carve, Supercalifragilisticexfialagotious
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cuck on forehead trips get check em lit yeet ebola traphouse swag
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>>705427204
this please
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>>705426078
I wanna see this
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If dubs
>bonzibuddy lives
If trips
>foot
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Time to carve a red ring of death around your asshole and a smiley face on ur ballsack
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>>705427562
Reroll
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>>705427654
Rereoll
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The tip of your penis.
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Someone hit trips already I wanna see "cuck" on cock!!!!!!
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>>705427204
Roll
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>>705426078
Rolling
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>>705427776
FUCK I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE FUCK
ROLL
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>>705427796
>>705427796
Rerolling
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>>705427744
this
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cuck on forehead
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>>705422949
Carve your tummy
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Cuck on forehead! Damn I need those trips already
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>>705427776
Rerolllllllll
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cuck on the forehead
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Forehead!
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FOREHEAD GET
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can this faggot already carve cuck on the bottom of his fucking feet?
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Cuck where the sun don't shine
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rolling for cuck on forehead
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Carve #BLACKLIVESDONTMATTER on jawline
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Cuck on forehead!!!
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>>705427204
Please op
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cuck on ya forehead
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>>705422949
Cut "I love my dady" into your dick. I misspelled it on purpose.
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Cuck on cock!
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>>705428088
Rolling

Give me trips NOW!!
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>>705422949
Cuck on your gastrocnemius
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>>705428142
reroll
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CUCK on forehead fuckboy
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Cuck+trips=on forehead
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>>705427204
rolling
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>>705428077
>>705428088
>>705428122
woag woag woag
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>>705428088
trips
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>>705427204
rollan
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>>705428266
WOAG
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>>705425371
E,erybody get your roll on
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>>705422949

gastrocnemius
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Forehead
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>>705428311
WOOAAAGAAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGA
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>>705427172
Reroll
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>>705428333
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
R
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>>705428333
Winar!!!!
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>>705428333
I JUST GOT THREE DUBS IN A ROW AND TIS NIGGER GETS RIPS WINRAR
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FOREHEAD U SLUT
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Roll of cuck on forehead
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My mommy didn't give me enough attention on chest
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forehead get
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>>705428239
RØŁŁ
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yet another thread where OP doesn't deliver
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>>705428333
DONT BE A FAGGOT OP
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All the (you)s
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Fuck you OP you better fucking deliver you faggot! Trips have spoken
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>>705423233
>>705428333
There. Stage is set. Op you better deliver
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>>705428587
I would tell you to kill yourself but would you be able to do it? How about hanging yourself? There isn't a rope strong enough to support your weight. Bullet through your brain? Your hand needs to reach your head before you pull the trigger. Drug overdose? It's impossible to get enough pills to give a fat fuck like you a normal dose let alone an overdose. Jumping off of a building? The elevator has a weight limit and you sure as hell can't climb those stairs. In that case how about a bridge instead? Just jump off and drown. It's too bad grease floats on water. Your last option is to light yourself on fire. Luckily fat happens to be great fuel. Now you can finally burn off all of those calories.
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carve boo very small somewhere it wont hurt u
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>>705422949
Are you gay dude
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Op isn't going to do it. Abandon thread.
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>>705428940
roll
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>>705428980
Carving "cuck" in your gastrocnemius takes time. Be patient anon
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>>705422949
Cmon op... prove >>705428980 wrong
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OP here, still waiting on somebody to roll a body part that I can do without fucking ending my life...
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>>705429786
Lame. I vote ballsack.
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carve cuck into forehead
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>>705429996
SO CLOSE UGH
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>>705429786
Armpit
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carve cuck into forehead or cheek
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>>705430106
roll
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>>705429786
Between balls and ass
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>>705429786
ok we'll go easy on you, carve cuck into inner thigh
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>>705430073
Roll
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>>705430106
rollin
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>>705429786
Your glans
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>>705430206
Rolleroni
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knee
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roll for cuck on forehead
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OP is truly a faggot
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on your knuckles
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>>705429786
Gastrocnemius isn't lethal
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>>705430106
roll it
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>>705430206
Rolling for Gooch
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>>705422949
Cut a diamond shape where your femur meets your pelvis. Better go deep just to make sure it scars
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>>705430500
WINRAR
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>>705427744
This needed to be added
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>>705430106
This
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>>705429786
Side of penis
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>>705430500
roll
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How about backside of the hand you choose which hand
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>>705430500
rolla
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UP THE PENIS FAGGOT
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>>705430909
Rerrrrrrrollllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>705430790
Roll
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>>705430778
>778
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On pelvis
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knuckles
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>>705430909
Pls
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In the eye faggot
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>>705430909
Roll
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>>705430106
Dis
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EYELID
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>>705430790
Rerollin
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>>705430578
idiot
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>>705430106
Do this op
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>>705430106
rolling
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>>705431111
WINRAR
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>>705431111
YOU FOOL
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>>705422949
Sweet knife. What model Kershaw? If dubs whittle stick, send me knife.
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>>705431111
Wasted
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>>705431111
QUADS
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UP THE NOSE FAGGOT
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>>705431223
>>705431220
>>705431180
>>705431179
my bad, op carve nigger onto your dick
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee op is a faggot
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PELVIS
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>>705431111
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
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>>705431111
oh shit
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CUCK ON CHEEK OR FOREHEAD
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BALLS
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cut into your forehead: Im op And I like succing dick
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>>705431452
rerolling
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Cheek
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You'll never do it but cuck on cheek
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>>705431570
Rerolling
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on your nape!
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>>705431435
rolling for it
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Cut a dick on your forehead
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>>705431111
Thanks dude I guess I don't have to do anything haha see you faggots later
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I bet op isn't here anymore.

Forehead
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stab through ballsack
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>>705422949
Allah on your forehead
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>>705422949
fuck me harder daddy
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Harambe carved across ass cheeks
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Carve the entire Quran over your body
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>>705432258
reroll
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>>705432359
reroll
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Put the open blade inside your asshole.
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>>705432359
rolli
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>>705432369
REROLL GODDAMMIT
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Carve YU-GI-OH! on your forehead
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>>705432456
reroll
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>>705432602
rerollin for 666
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OP dies, now give me an ice cream
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>>705432031
F
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>>705432602
roll it
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Cut your tongue so it looks like a snake's tongue.
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>>705432602
this
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>>705431219
This
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>>705432602
please this
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>>705432602
do it
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