how on earth is there no g-fur thread right now?
>>707448538
how on earth is there even something like g-fur porn?
>>707448840
I'm hard as a rock right now
>>707448840
Because gays like cute things
>>707449086
don't forget us bis
>>707449202
a bisexual is just a fag with a fence pole up his ass rather than a dick
welp time to ruin everything
>>707449475
;) good one
>>707449086
Straight people do too but usually it's between humans.
yes demos yes
it's 8:30 in the morning so nobody's playing melee with me and I must instead shitpost
>>707449589
but why?
>>707449574
thank you, thank you, I'll be here all morning unless someone shows up to play melee
>>707449700
You know that picture of the african dude saying "Wherever I am, I must also rape"?
>>707449772
nope
>>707449891
congo man
Oh this ain't good.
>>707449946
but I'm the best
>>707450051
Do you have a bunch of bitches waiting in line to fuck you?
>>707450116
there's too many for a line, they actually surround me like a swarm of scantily clad gnats
>>707450190
Cool. I made crystals today.
>>707450273
post crystal nudes
>>707450312
I can't take pics due to stupid lab protocols.
>>707450368
what kind of jews run your faggot lab
>>707450465
I dunno, probably the ones that didn't fit into the furnace
>>707450555
>morbidly obese oven dodgers
god save us all
nice trips btw
>>707450665
Other than that, I have to go to work in about 30 minutes, which sucks.
>>707450732
why haven't you quit and become a male prostitute yet
>>707450811
Because I don't want to mentally scar myself
>>707450919
Anally*
>>707450982
That too.
>>707451013
It's better than working, that's all I'll say.
Not that I've tried it or anything.
>>707451111
Doesn't being a prostitute count as working?
Also, nice quads.
>>707451285
I don't think it counts since it's the only job women are good at.
KEK smiles upon us this day.
>>707451336
Not always good at it.
>>707451386
Well yeah men are still better at it ofc.
>>707451457
Still, I don't find prostitution appealing at all.
>>707451544
ez moneeeeeey
martin
Juliiiii
nobody feels like playing at this hour of the morning and I'm mad
vidya r dumb
shut up melee is great
i wanna buy an integral edition of lord of the rings but it costs a bazillion
steal it
you do not want to try south american prisons
I didn't say get CAUGHT.
the risk is not equal to the reward!
shame jobs are out of the question
subby come play pokemon
Yeah working is for huge losers
t. employed
>>707453253
are you playing a pokemon mmo or some shit
I'm confident my ancient, wheezing laptop would perish if it attempted to run it
yes
and mine's doing just fine so
eh I'd've given it a try an hour ago but I have class in 15 minutes now
although I'd still play melee if someone showed up since I'm that fucking desperate for melee
meleeeeee
comfy neet master race
Don't you go to school?
i dropped out.
post paws
and you're still sad all the time? I thought neetlife was bestlife
>>707453637
sad for you fag
Hey, those facts are unrelated. don't trash talk the neetlife.
i-it's totally great
>>707453813
i don't think so
You don't sound all that convinced.
neet life sounds pretty
... neat
I got a new spider.
goddammit demos
going to class I'll be back soon cutie pies
see you julian
all i know is going outside was more stressful.
aaaand I'm back before two posts have been made
goddammit guys keep the thread alive better
bump
ewwwww a FAT CHICK just sat down in front of me
ask them to yiff
it doesn't have a dick, no interest
>>707448538
>>/trash/
my dick is yelling at me hepl
>>707455056
yell louder
sing the pizza bagel song
someone go wake nef up I want to talk about tower of god
its like 11pm there its not even late
hes probs busy with some natives trying to bum some cigs anyway
wake me up
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>707448840
How on earth could you ask something so dumb?
can't wake up
SAAAAAVE MEEEEEE
This isn't gfur, what is this garbage
This thread is fucking garbage. I'm surprised James isn't here it's so bad.
gfur
All of MY posts are perfect.
No, you're the worst.
imdabess
At what? Being a conceited prick?
Among other talents, yes, but in your case I was actually trying to be helpful, ingrate.
Don't you know to not give unsolicited advice? What is up with you gfur fags in doing that? I've never had anyone do that in any other thread.
If you post about your life and problems in a public place I'm not sure why you'd expect to not get advice.
it's exclusively a gay thing because we know how to live better than you
Oh yeah there's that too.
I didn't post about my problems. You said some stupid shit about not knowing if it was love or whatever, and tried to give advice that I didn't ask for.
>>707456239
The only thing you fags are good at it is being obnoxious.
>>707456286
and buttsex
You posted about your life. I commented on your life because you seem to have ideas about life that don't overlap very well with reality. If you would like me to not comment on your life, stop posting about it.
Maybe you should not be a cunt and stop telling people how to live their lives.
>>707456355
Are you tho?
>>707456415
the very best
like no one ever was
my boypussy is exquisite
I'm not here to pat you on the back and say good for you, sweetheart. If you talk about yourself and I have an opinion about you, you're going to hear it.
Whatever, faggot.
>>707456497
Gross.
subs the realest nigga out there
real like highlights, I'm the play of the game
Not really.
dont bring me into this you neet fucker
wait I need to resurrect this meme
sf is the potg where you literally do nothing then fall off the map
Yeah, really.
hey man if your team wins and your only contribution was suiciding that's just confidence
Well I'm done being salty today.
How are you homos?
>potg on 0-3 koth
Gonna be honest I can't continue this joke since I don't own overwatch
i guess it simples down to ur shit
No, didn't you see above?
im
da
besssssssssssss
>>707456988
That's about all the jokes you can possibly make, aside from some innuendos about the characters' abilities.
metaknight da bess
>>707457184
something something tracer has a big butt
>>707457217
he's pretty neat in PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVFpRQdOuQ0
can't watch I'm in class riiiip
>>707449475
Bisexuality is fucking power
kirby best brawl character
>playing brawl
>>707457356
what
>the moment when you forget the game is called smash and not brawl
i played myself
Especially since brawl is the worst one.
this shouldn't be possible but fuck it
what
only smash i had was original
all other nintendo consoles are shit
smash 64 is ok but it's way worse than melee
had a friend who was biggest nintendo fanboy ever and completely put me off them
I'm not defending nintendo fam nintendo blows
i found a hootyhoot in the viridian woods
>this shouldnt happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYrRqMHQY7o