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If I'm not drunk does this mean I have to get drunk?
Do you think rope producing company's stock prices went up with all the people hanging themselves over Trump
>>711302927
>>711302927
>>711302927
>>711302927
>>711303080
>>711302756
ohh????
>>711302690
no
>>711303167
>>711303179
Yeah. Which is good cause work last night fucked me up something proper
>>711303189
Slut
>>711303408
pls
>>711303408
but aren't you just a table dude at your casino?
also yes katia is a slut
>>711303008
I'm getting there.
>>711303646
i am not
>>711303654
how you doin snarf?
>>711303589
no mercy for slatterns
>>711303646
They recently introduced a new game. And although they don't pay me for my services any more they still put me front and centre for these things, which means I am on it every single night. It's the most disgustingly unergonomic game in the casino.
Up to 21 times a hand I have to reach all the way to the very edge of the table. About 40-60 hands an hour.
>>711304042
No bully
>>711303883
Sleepy, which happens when I drink.
i cant drink with other people. i always get too wasted and start shit. i like drinking alone, on /b/
I don't drink anymore.
>>711304083
I'm not bullying
>>711303668
you DEFINITELY are. you fucked subby after all.
>>711304042
ew that sounds shitty
>>711304542
Shhhhhh
>>711304595
how's that going btw?
>>711304156
hope hunnibuns goes to see you next time
>>711304542
It's positively fucking wretched. I'm on it every god damn shift and my bosses wonder why my spine injury isn't healing well.
>>711302737
>come into thread thinking it will be drunk thread
>just see fur fags
>realize its a fur thread
why must you deceive me
>>711305013
>>711305013
gahteem
>>711305013
Post your butt.
>>711305013
fucking DESTROYED
>>711305013
Why not both?
katia ur thread died cause ur shit
All around me are familiar faces
5000 cucks
what a boring place.
>>711308474
I agree. Unfortunately.
>>711308474
hey tiger
You are given 40 days off, but you are only allowed to use half of them.
>>711308474
Agreed
>>711308835
Jaff
>>711308906
I will get a shirt made tomorrow that says, "I AM A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT."
>>711308835
Evening Jeff.
Sorry to leave the other day, 4chan borked up and i was not to post anything. You do you damn exercises today?
>>711308906
Sup bananaders. hows the job hunting?
>>711309044
Hai
>>711309161
Got a little meeting next tuesday, sup?
I will also get a shirt that says, "HUMAN GARBAGE."
>>711309250
for what type of employment?
I'm just doing my pull day at the gym. doing deadlifts.
James, that is too many shirts, they will end up at the bottom of your clothes drawer unworn.
>>711309161
I missed them yesterday, but I'll catch up on them today
>>711309188
how you doin?
>>711309447
OMG can't believe you missed a day. you should do a little bit more to punish yourself.
How else are you doing?
>>711309339
It's not a job per se but something that's hopefully gonna lead to a job, I'm not really sure how to explain it :P
>>711309447
Woke up, bored, yourself?
Next month I will purchase the wood, pole, and hinges I need to create the screen printing set up. I will also get the clear printing sheets needed to create the stencils so I can start screen printing.
>>711309404
I do not have a drawer for clothes. All my clothes are in two piles, dirty and clean.
>>711309549
I know, I'll have to catch up somehow
I'm doing good, kinda sleepy, you?
>>711309587
kinda sleepy, playing video games
>>711306591
oh hey bby
>>711309404
Also, who the fuck are you?
>>711309616
But that will leave them all wrinkled when it is time to wear them...
>>711309757
Hi hi, how are you today?
>>711309736
What gaymes
>>711309819
Darwin's girlfriend, we go over this every time.
>>711309839
path of exile
it's a fun gayme
>>711309827
I only have wrinkled clothes.
>>711309898
I don't remember.
kissy sit on my face
I'm back. Chilling until bedtime. Hello yes it is I.
>>711309929
Looks colorful
>>711309827
Pretty gud
Cute girl instead of a guy for the physio today. She also electrocuted me. But she also gave me a kind of massage
Turns out work is fairly painful, cause they're still putting me on the worst possible table for a back injury.
How about you?
>>711309063
>>711309960
lewd
>>711310033
it's pretty fun
>>711310113
They're doing it enough on their own, apparently.
>>711309587
So it's work for the dole or an internship or work placement or something yo do so you can keep getting the social services?
>>711309736
Spent the mojority of the day updating work flow process and Q/A sheets etc. Found out we got a job in Sydney so I will prolly have to travel a little more.
>>711309757
SUp.
>>711309977
Hey bazza.
oh also, Nef, I'm trying to go for Mentorship in FFXIV
>>711310227
only nef and badger are allowed to call me that, I've asked you before to please refrain.
>>711309958
It is alright, I don't mind reminding you.
>>711310077
I'm alright, house sitting for the weekend. Turns out there are riots in Portland today by angry liberals. I will be there Sunday briefly, hopefully they either calm down, or I can get a glimpse of it without getting involved.
>more electrocution.
Sounds nice, I should get my tens unit out I like the way it feels.
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office. He says, "Doctor, I'm terrified for my life. I think there is a chicken following me, and if he catches me he will eat me."
The doctor says, "But don't you know you're not a piece of corn?"
The man responds, "Don't be stupid, of course I know that! But does the chicken?"
>>711310320
Well, as long as one of us remembers.
>>711310297
Yeah i don't remember that. why can't i call you bazza?
>>711310227
how was the updating of stuff
>>711310297
It's been a long time since I played, idk what that means.
>>711310320
Oh nice, you can get yelled at by a shemale dogkin
>I like the way it feels.
it does help
>>711310227
Not much. Back injury, lying around like a loser.
>>711310133
You're pretty fun
>>711310227
I guess you could call it an internship, I'm not sure what the English term is for what I'm trying to describe... I don't really like talking about it so let's be happy with "it's a job" for now
>>711310510
to me it's a special nickname given by two of my pretty neat friendos, despite it's actual origin
>>711310657
you get a little gold crown next to your name and all the sprouts look up to you because you're a noob teacher.
>>711310657
I will have my MAGA hat with me, and use it at my own discretion. I am sure I can get at least one good laugh while I'm there.
>>711310749
>>711310320
>>711310657
>>711310803
In-in a totally non-lewd way... O///o
>>711310572
It's not been done in about a decade. So i need to go back and check if the contents of the building code and standards have changed, make the changes to the Q/A documents, log that as a revisions and a short explanation why, then read the rest of the standard to see if anything new was added and make additions to the Q/A document.
It's a long process and much reading to be done still.
>>711310657
Back injury? nexttimehave sexy times standing up :)
>>711310749
Well fine if you don't want to talk about it. so what else did you do this week?
>>711310758
so a nickname giving by weirdo friends. ok. bazzi :)
>>711310918
Good thing the VP has no real power.
A party member in Stalinist Russia is stationed in Siberia. Not wanting his family and friends back home to be worried, but knowing any letters he sends will be subject to censure, he devises a scheme. All letters written in blue ink will be the truth. While all letters written with red ink will be lies. So, after a few weeks away from home, he mails a letter home which reads, "Dear Comrades, life here is wonderful. We have plenty to eat, the cinema shows all the best Western films, the women are willing and ready for affairs, and the work I do is important for the cause. The only thing we don't have, however, is red ink."
>>711310918
So if BLM kill trump this guy will start to kill gays, that will cause the SJW to kill BLM?
>>711310984
ugh
>>711311062
no, trump actually found someone worse than himself to be president, so he will be fine
>>711310758
Oh nice. Way back when I used to do that in WoW, unofficially.
Back when you could become server famous if people got to know you. I would take new people and the unskilled on dungeon runs to help them learn.
>>711310786
Try not to get mobbed, beaten and robbed by the ever so peaceful left
>>711310918
Fool, the zap only makes me stronger
>>711310984
Nah the opposite, I have to lie down for it now
>>711311105
so an e-stim kit for christmas, that would be a good gift?
I'm not drunk just buzzing, no funds or car to get more, but will be getting fucked up this weekend
>>711310984
Had the house for myself since Wednesday, and it's somehow still standing :P You?
>>711310941
sure~
>>711310984
wow that sounds like a pain, is it going smoothly?
>>711311179
>implying I haven't already got one.
It's in the closet somewhere.
>>711311105
They're all pussies, they won't do shit. This isn't some nigger town like Baltimore or Ferguson or Milwaukee. They're rabble around for awhile until they get tired and need to go back to their college dorms and tiny apartments paid for by their family.
I fucking hate Portland so much.
>>711311286
I also hate Portland.
>>711311256
was it fun to use?
>>711311286
>They're all pussies, they won't do shit
They will if they've got a good mob. Did you see the thing in Toronto?
Blame the jews.
>>711311241
Oh, st-stahp .//////.
>>711311369
Good foreplay but not good for spontaneous. When you've got children you can't really plan shit out, you take what time you can.
>>711311405
You overestimate Portland.
I will not really be walking around anyway, if they want to get me they have to be able to keep me from running over them. Maybe I should drive the SUV and not my jetta.
>>711311451
Can you guys leave, I'm trying to be depressed and drunk and you're making me want to kill myself.
>>711311068
what''s wrong bazzi?
>>711311103
Right so he's got a shield in the form of an attack dog.
>>711311105
What did you do to deserve that?
>>711311208
That's all you did? I've done gym and work and took a minute of silence for Rememberance Day.
Did you make that snowman like you said?
>>711311241
Yeah, there are no checks on the person writing the checking sheets :) How's work?
>>711311550
Pretty sure SUVs run on liberal tears so yeah that works
>>711311482
yeah your poor kids. having such freaky parents
>>711311694
I would greatly appreciate it if you would use the name given in my trip.
>>711311694
What, the crippling injury or the sex?
>>711311746
I hide it well
Normie on the streets, /d/eviant in the sheets
>>711311694
it's ok. finished a project today for a class.
>>711311713
I doubt my mom will let me take it since she is the one who mostly drives it.
My car is fast though with good acceleration, I am sure I could shake them off.
>>711311851
Senpai in the streets, kohai in the streets
>>711311644
And we're trying to have our daily hours of degeneracy here
>>711311614
Hnngh
>>711311694
Snow wasn't wet enough so it became a pile of snow with a sausage in it, since we didn't have any carrots
>>711311968
>>711302737
downed half a bottle of albertsons brand silver rum.
I feel depressed anon. I've got no purpose
>>711311890
Well yeah, most of them can't move faster than a brisk waddle
>>711311936
I think you're more
tsuntsun on the streets, deredere in the sheets.
>>711311694
Oh, and what was the rememberance day about?
>>711311968
>>711312027
Nuttbutt?
>>711312164
>what was the rememberance day about?
Remembering the fallen of WW1
>>711312164
about remembering
>>711312228
yea
>>711311815
sigh. ok The.
How you been otherwise?
>>711311851
The first one.
>>711311877
Was it interesting project?
>>711311968
lol sausage. why not use a doughnut for the ass as well :)
>>711312164
You should educate yourself about that.
>>711312145
you cant prove anything BITCH
>>711312098
Now there's a store I haven't been to in a long time.
>>711312325
kind of. we had to make up stuff for a charity, and then sell people on the idea of donating
>>711312346
I only go there because the alcohol is cheap and it's close you should go
Alcohol helps mmy deal with ptsd.
>>711312246
Okie
>>711312325
Those sound better for the eyes tbh :p
>>711312325
I am educated, no one just told me that day was, when was it again?
>>711312145
They all commute via hybrids, bikes, or long-boards. There is nothing they can do.
>Capcha: Beach Fire
>>711312492
I no longer live in California. Out here we have HEB and Randall's.
>>711312325
Old recurring injury from a vehicle incident
>>711312330
Look into your heart, you know it to be true
>>711312537
That's not true, they can whine. They're very good at it.
>>711312537
Are you new? I don't believe we've met.
It's November and it hasn't snowed yet
>>711312683
Define new.
>>711312677
Oh yes, I forgot about that. I think I'd arguably take a mugging over listening to them whine. At least in on I can hit them without getting in trouble.
>>711312773
Consider yourself lucky
>>711312797
Well my friends call me Boy or Cheeki or Cody. Whichever you prefer. Nice to meet ya.
>>711312677
sh..shut up baka
>>711312457
ugh, sounds like you did the work of some actual charity. What was yours on?
>>711312523
today. 11th of the 11th month of the 11th hour, marks the 98th anniversary of the Armistice which ended the First World War (1914–18).
>>711312677
Were you the cause of car accident?
>>711312880
None of what you said defined new.
>>711302927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thbbl6auR0A
this guy is schoolshootist
>>711312848
But I like not having 11 simultaneous wildfires in the summer
>>711313014
So I guess to me that minute of silence is in two hours then?
>>711313025
Fuck it's midnight I can't read for shit
Have you been here longer than 3 months?
>>711313112
>>711313112
Dog i know this goy
>>711313148
Holy shit that's a lot, if there's one of them over here it becomes a nationwide novelty
>>711312492
Where do you live. I need to move out. The VA here shafted me, and I'm surrounded by self righteous liberals who disrespect my country.
>>711313258
>>711313258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPDcojYEx1I this goy? lol no wet
>>711313203
How long have YOU been here?
>>711313014
it was on actual charities. I chose one of the cancer charities for a hospital in toronto
>>711313306
>>711312621
fuck sorry I'm too drunk to link properly
>>711313148
Frank! what's cracking?
>>711313351
cool. did you havetheoption of prostate cancer to write about?
>>711313312
Srsly i know about that guy hes shit dont waste ur time, lol
>>711313306
I live in Texas now.
>>711313406
kind of. we had to talk more about the charity in general, so I couldn't really go in depth on any particular kind of cancer
>>711313419
no he's this goy right lol don't even with your checkered ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass as ass?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkms1cWaNbM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkms1cWaNbM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkms1cWaNbMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkms1cWaNbM
>>711313292
It's probably gonna happen this year too given how dry it's been
>>711313406
Veteran's Day. So no work.
I'm drunk now and off of a six-pack. I'm such a lightweight now that I've cut back, which is good from both a cost and caloric point of view. I skipped a dose to get drunk and I'm not disappointed.
>>711313607
You mean where you live?
I wish wem was here
>>711313315
At least a year and a half. I am quite depressed.
>>711313719
Yes
>>711313752
but he was sleepy and went to sleep
>>711313839
How much snow do you get?
>>711313874
Dangit, he and I was gonna play games! Fuck time differences man
>>711313577
ahh well i spose they can poach the good ideas and place them anywhere then:)
Good for you Jeff.
>>711313607
So you going to work tomorrow right?
>>711313874
What's WEM's preferred gender?
>>711313829
It seems you are the one who was new.
Though really I was never new.
>>711313982
That is... Depressing.
Salt mines at a 1000% output for the next FOUR years.
>>711314076
It's ok, you're not the only one. Everyone newer than me has pretty much turned out to be trash.
>>711313933
Normally a total of 55 inches for the year
>>711313969
No. I'm not gonna work Saturday. We aren't going to open during the weekend.
>>711314104
since hell froze over you wanna yiff?
>>711313982
>Though really I was never new.
Reminds me of the Trunchbull
"Children. Revolting little things. Good thing I was never one"
>>711314166
Is that a lot?
Fuck the wall, just send the Nigxicans with the Niggers to africa and rename Mexico to Texas TWO.
>>711313933
yeah, they suck
>>711313969
I'm not sure, I'd assumed male
>>711314104
hey nibi
>>711314076
It's ok, you're not the only one. Everyone newer than me has pretty much turned out to be trash.
>>711314228
I am just a high quality person like that.
For some reason when I try to post, chrome just locks up
>>711314186
I didnt ask a question, dumb fuck.
>>711314162
>дрянь
>>711314285
You smell like Jeff
>>711314331
you are the highest quality
>>711314285
I want mama kat ;_;
>>711314349
but a free yiffin
>>711314489
Y-you too
>>711314436
normally I do, how you doing?
>>711314502
too bad he's sleeping ;-;
>>711314559
Skinny, young, effeminate males only.
>>711314166
Alright. Are you going to hit the slopes this year?
>>711314285
Well i'm not sure WEM is weird.
>>711314591
Feelin kinda bored.
>>711314591
Today's gonna be lonely ;~~;
>>711314617
im two and a half of those things
>>711314724
What are you a fukkin liberal communist?
You have TRUMP now.
>>711314632
I've lived in Colorado for half my life yet I've never gone skiing or snowboarding
>>711314632
has he ever not gone as he?
>>711314702
been up to anything interesting recently
>>711314724
yeah, how'll you get by ;-;
>>711314763
Your pungent diet and shitty genetics say you are one of those four things.
I feel disgusting just replying to you.
>>711314828
I'm not 'murrican
>>711314873
Hide in closet, snuggling my cat pretending she's kat reincarnated
>>711314873
Ive been telling dirty beaners to go back to mexico and niggers to go back to africa.
>>711315039
If you're not with us you're with the Terrorists, Communists, and Jews.
>>711315160
>Communist
Well he is a swede. So he might be pinko commie that needs to be purged
>>711315039
you'll have to let me know how that goes
>>711315046
after the results of the election, or leading up to them as well?
>>711314968
at least I voted trump in a blue county
im male, young, and kind of effeminate :^)
Jokes on you, I'm anarchist
>>711315266
I'll perform a ritual to bring kat back
>>711315341
what kind of ritual?
>>711315216
At most, a sympathizer
At least, a cuck
>>711315266
Both, I dont like filthy desert humans.
>>711315339
All the fucking cucks, women, nigxicans and niggers voted Pedo-ring Hillary.
I hate this fucking city.
>>711315441
Something ancient, that involves goat blood or something
>>711315456
at least we ended up red, all the people I talk to are FURIOUS and its amazing
How's life.
>>711315569
I have to pee
>>711315628
*open mouth*
;-0
I'm gonna head to sleep, night all
>>711315507
phew, I thought it involved cat blood or something
>>711315569
filled with connection errors right now
My gpu fucking died. Im running on integrated graphics for the first time In about ten years. I have an i7 3770k so the integrated chip would be HD 4000. What fucking games can I run? So far DF has been what I've been surviving off of for two days. What would drunk /b/ recommend for someone with shit tier specs?
>>711315853
I'd never!
Nighty you
The moment when you're drunk and tired, but you have a headache, so sleep won't come. NSAIDs never work and would cause even more stress on my liver. Triptans and alcohol would make me puke. Taking a sedative while drunk might cause me to black out rather than go to sleep and I don't want to chance doing something I regret later with no memory of it. I'm not even mad.
>>711316008
Console and handheld emulators up to and including SNES and GBA, Blizzard games up to and including Warcraft III, Halo, anything on DOS Box, older Valve games (Half-Life, Portal etc...), Elder Scrolls 1-3, The Binding of Isaac, Civilization 1-4, Shovel Knight, Undertale, and many others.
