Let all your secrets out here, all the little things you keep bottled up and dare not tell anyone.
I'll start
This
>pic related
Makes my dick hard, I mean fucking HARD too...
Like a priest visiting a home for narcoleptic orphans hard.
Like made me hit puberty hard.
Like I can't have a normal relashionship and constantly this about suicide hard.
Ok, your turn.
>>713193119
i (accidentally) raped a guy
>>713193500
there's a story here, tell it
These folders.
I'm responsible for my friends dogs death. There is 0% chance anyone will find out I did it.
>>713193791
How 'bout ya spill them beans boy?
I cried after both reading and watching Perks of a Wallflower.
>>713193949
Story?
>>713193671
>school trip
>crush was in the same group
>night falls
>teacher says boys can't sleep with the girls
>everyone sleeping
>go to bathroom between two rooms
>seems there is no one around
>hear someone coming
>>713193949
wow fuck you, tom.
>>713193119
I enjoy crossdressing, but I'm too afraid to go full trap because I doubt I could pass.
>>713194380
Post face?
>>713194476
lolno
>be me
>in room with no lock
>masturbating to saved pics on phone
>about to cum
>mother opens door
>"hay anon, I have MacDonal..."
>notlikethis.jpg
>mother apologizes and slams door
>go back to phone and finish up
>exit room to eat my food
>awkward small talk for the rest of day
thanks satan
>>713194662
I know this feeling.
It's an uncomfortable feeling.
>>713194162
cont
>hurry up and try to go back to sleep
>see waifu incarnate in front of me
>we kiss
>she undresses
>i sit on the toilet
>she sits on my lap
>put my hand in her pants
>i finger her till she cums
>it's not over
>we do it in there
>i finish
>wake up
>It seems i was moving in my sleep
>i had tree fingers knuckle deep into the guy aside of me
>my friend told me the guy screamed so hard he woke up everyone in the building
>they told me i grope him so hard they had to take him to the hospital
>>713194951
since that night i was known as the sleeper agent
>>713194025
lucas?
>>713194951
The sleep-walking gay anal rapist.
i fap tp gay/sissy porn everyday while my gf is at work (i work from home), i dream of getting some slutty high heels for myself but i cant just get them cause we live together. I have cheated on her twice with strange old men whom i have sucked and im planning on getting fucked something while she's on vacation this christmass
>>713194161
I had a friend that I'd known Sophomore year of high school named Johnathan. Typical guy with moderate amount of friends. I had just transferred to that high school where we became friends fast. Similar interests, everything in common, I found a new best friend.
We hung out at each others house regularly, playing Halo or shooting hoops. Johnathan had a dog named Scooter, he was a small yorkie that had overgrown hair covering his eyes, unless he turned right or left. I rarely paid attention to Scooter, he was just sort of there.
After a long day, exams kicked our ass, we planned to play Halo for the entire weekend. John's mom asked him to go the grocery store with her while we were playing and John didn't have much of a choice of going, leaving me here by myself.
Scooter was already old and weak, rarely did anything.
Johnathan had a window in his bedroom leading to the roof of the house, where Scooter was often looking out, which was exactly what he was doing after Johnathan left. I flipped him over and he fell off, everyone thought it was an accident. Nobody even suspected I did anything. Faggy ending, but true.
>>713195073
>sleeper agant
>Me
>About 6 years old
>Saw Stephen King's IT
>Scarred for weeks
>Afraid of clowns
>Trying to cope with the fear
>Remember that he lives in the sewer
>Create what I call a poop sandwich
>Poop into a slice of bread
>Fold over
>Smoosh
>Before flushing
>Position my face into the bowl
>I softly mutter
>"Mmmmmmm, poop sandwhiches"
>Really trying to sell him on it
>Flush toilet
>Hope my offering appeases him
>Sleep good knowing Pennywise won't kill me
>I feed him delicious poop sandwiches
Did this more than once
>>713195665
>screencapped for my ifunny page
Odor-eaters..thats it.
>>713195800
>Odor-eaters
so this is what feminism looks like...
>>713195121
I masturbated looking at an E.T. doll
>>713195784
>screencapped for my ifaggot page
>>713195784
Never heard of it
But if I reveal it, I'll be banned.
>>713196194
Mods are asleep fam
me and one of my buds jerk off together
>>713196237
I have seen at least 120 pictures of super cheesy pizza from 4chan alone. I really liked all those pictures.
>>713195176
>Killed a dog
>Johnathan
>>713196449
true, they just nuke discussion threads where people complain about the janitors
>>713196449
You are on a list now
>>713195784
Who are you faggot
>>713196449
it would be a shame if you made an encrypted file and published it saying it's something else and a bunch of people download it unknowinly, right?
>>713195124
>have gf
>would rather get pozzed by truck drivers
why do people keep falling for the gay meme?
>>713196611
Not even that. I have gotten banned for posting pictures of a girls in ballet costumes. The report said it was "child sexualization or child pornography."
>>713196890
I saw 3 threads of cp last for almosr 2 hours before being erased.
This place is shit
>>713197008
Really? In my experience the mods are pretty fast at deleting that shit. Even though 4chan has become over-moderated, it still appears to have a lot of CP posted weekly.
>>713193119
i played around with a 14-yr-old boy
>>713197256
Tell me about it.
im a 13 year old boy and i would fuck a girl if she was a pedophile
>>713197304
That was nice of you.
So often these days it seems like kids are glued to a glowing screen of some kind, getting him out and playing around no doubt will help encourage a healthy lifestyle and possibly leave a positive impression.
bumps
Iv been posting nudes of my ex for the last 3 days
i killed my cat last month and I dont't have any regrets. she was a shitty unfriendly cunt who keot running outside and getting fleas so I dropped her off in a random neighborhood and saw her dead on the road the next week
>>713195665
top kek
bump
rip breads
>>713200238
Rip busters fine ass
https://discord.gg/EfN4UPY
My older cousin raped me several times when i was younger. Cousin is a girl.
>>713201814
Nice
>>713195176
DIO!
>>713195124
Do you go to /pol/?
im 100% straight but would let a convincing enough trap fuck me/me fuck them
I had a very defiling relationship with a girl who was already in a relationship.
I kept pushing the boundaries of what kinks I could get away with and practically did everything but scat. (I did piss inside her, ass, mouth, facials)
I did everything to her. Creampied every orifice. And the beam session went so far she has a butt inflammation from the hardness of the spanks/belt whips.
This went on for two years as she actively dated and slept with her official boyfriend.
The problem is, I got in direct touch with women's ability to lie and deceive and since her I haven't been able to maintain trust in any relationship.
Her boyfriend was hung, well off and attractive. She cheated for the sole purpose of cheating.
She crushed his heart into a billion pieces when she left him later for another guy (who she also cheated on)
Women are utter whores and it bothers me, it really bothers me that I can't trust one.
I know that you will say "but anon faggot, not all women are like that"
I've had (,no exaggeration, no brag) 16 girlfriends in my life. They all lie in one way or another.
Be it to cheat, or for their ego or just childish avoidance of guilt.
It fucking bothers me that my eyes are open because now I only see the worst in women.
Take my current gf. She claims she loves me and she claims loyalty. Yet when I sent a guy to flirt with her (while she resisted at first) she caved in and flirted back. And now I have to throw her away and go single again.
Fuck this world seriously.
>>713202853
+1
>>713202853
Just wait til you meet your waifu
>>713193119
Why does it make you hard, OP?
I'm curious...
>>713202853
>when I sent a guy to flirt with her
lmao you insecure homo
>>713203439
Man... You don't understand a single thing I wrote
>>713203391
Many many times I did that in your pic related
>>713203542
Why insecure?
You don't check if your girl is loyal?
>>713203615
It's not normal to run an FBI sting, anon. You're too wrapped up in a fucked up world view.
>>713203696
Every girl I ever knew lied
Do you not understand me?
Sixfuckingteen untrustworthy relationship s
What fucked world view?
I fucking g guarantee you that if you have a gf you can right this moment remember a moment she lied.
If not to your face then I dare you to tell me she didn't lie to her friends or parents in front of you.
I dare you to deny that
My nuts get terribly itchy sometimes. I'm not sure why, but they do. This has been the case ever since I was young - prior to even having sex. It's not a matter of STD or anything. I just think it's a condition.
So, how do I sooth my nuts? I put them under hot water. I mean, real hot water. I gradually turn the temperature up on the bathtub faucet, until I hit this climactic point. It is quite literally orgasmic. It is one of the most pleasurable experiences I can have, next to fucking my ex-girlfriend.
I'm fearful though that I've cause my nuts permanent damage and that I am infertile. Oh well.
>>713203522
I uh....just....reasons that....
I think you may know.
>>713203830
Sounds impossibly frequent. Maybe the problem is you and the type of girl you're looking for. Stop dating trash.
>>713203874
Hot water actually dries out your skin.
I'm not qualified to give advice since I don't have balls, but I think the hot water could be making it worse in the long run.
Dry skin is itchy. Have you tried lotion? Get stuff for sensitive skin.
>>713196537
that's it jone. i want yuo ta show me who ya really are!
>>713203522
Plus as sad as it sounds, I legitimately had a crush on buster.
But mostly that other thing.
Posted this in the other thread but people just didn't give a shit
>Be me
>Be about 2 months ago
>meet some girl on a casual hookup app
>pretty chubby but alright looking
>eventually hook up at my place
>comes in wearing pink backpack
>wtf? maybe she brought some movies or some shit
>go to bedroom and chill, listen to music and talk
>turns out she's autistic, pretty sweet and nice girl, though
>opens up backpack
>pulls out plushies and a few different pacifiers
"do you know what a Little is, anon?"
>oh no
>oh no
> no no no
>play it off like I don't know, listen to her ramble about this shit
>starts rubbing my dick through jeans while sucking on this pacifier
>on a dry spell so..
>eventually lead to fucking
>she spends the night
>wake up next morning and drive her home asap
>start to text her less, little by little
>tell her I moved (which I'm in the process of doing)
>never talk to her again
not one of my proudest moments.
>>713203956
>>713204260
ever tried 'that other thing' irl?
>>713204152
You could be right.
But frankly, I keep doing it because it feels so good. Literally, my entire body begins to shake when I climax. Is that what a feel orgasm feels like? It's wonderful. I wish I could do it right at this moment.
>>713204392
Those pics are making me feel...funny...
I have, and it was amazing, but it has been a long time.
It's really all I fantasize about though and has been for the majority of my life.
But it's still something I feel guilty about, so I try not to actively seek out other people who are "Into it"
>>713204646
Want to feel a bit more funny?
Pics are me btw. I know my feelings are weird. But I'm not going out of my way to suppress those feelings, in turn making me feel like shit.
I personally just embrace it, and enjoy moderately (at least, I try).
I'm a 21 year old kissless virgin who has never even been on a date. I fear that if I don't meet somebody soon I'm going to wind up completely alone for life.
when i was 14 i gave oral sex to a 9yo girl several times. was fun, she loved it.
>>713205096
Also I frequently joke about how I've never been laid and how I'm unattractive. My friends tell me sex isn't all its built up to be but I know they're just lying to me. I don't even have physical needs, I can make myself cum any time I want. I just want to have someone to love, but for now I just have my doggo
>>713204646
i secretly wanta to sex kakashi but in no homo way you know
>>713204646
haha i agree greg
>>713204150
yea me 2 lol
>>713203522
me also thanks greg
>>713201880
hehe thanx i agre
>>713193119
we have similar problems you and I
not the same, but similar.
>>713194476
lol me.2
>>713204895
Mmmmmnnnph
I feel a lot more funny, heh...
I hope to be the same way one day, just kind of enjoy it and not put too much thought into it.
Maybe meet some other people into it for the first time in years. Ah well, one day.
Your pics are adorable by the way, if you don't mind me saying.
>>713205381
>>713205411
Queen of /b/?
>>713195891
oh me 2 ive done that twice
>>713196798
hah
>>713196817
ok but think greg
>>713193119
>>713203522
>>713203956
>>713204646
>>713204895
Guys, I think I'm one of you...
>>713204535
greg
>>713203391
r u srs lol greg
>>713202203
i agre wit ur proposal greg
>>713195665
No fucking way this isn't my pasta from years ago, there is no way two people did this same thing
>>713197797
haha greg
>>713197156
me 2 lol
>>713205564
greg did it
>>713195100
Odd, that's my name.
>>713205564
hah I agre
>>713205646
greg
>>713205437
I used to have an entire folder of buster porn.....
I really wish I wouldn't have deleted all that.
>>713205115
Greentext or it didn't happen
Give more details on how she loved it
>>713205669
lol i don't agree greg
>>713205677
>be greg
>hah
>greg.gregpeg
me 2 dude
>>713205193
Sex really isnt that great and 90%of women are total shit at it.
>>713205773
gregsex
>>713194476
no u haha
>>713195100
greg.
g
r
e
g
>>713205677
too lazy to greentxt. she loved it like any girl would, though i only got her to cum a couple times.
>>713205913
>>713205940
>>713205966
>>713206005
haha greg post me.2 dude rly good greg u just got greg posted haha lol greg post
reply to this post or your family will die in their sleep
hah greg
>>713206069
haha 69 greg check
>>713206023
that's greg
>>713203556
hah me 2 dud
I consider myself a fuck boy — and yes, I feel bad but each time I get into a relationship I just lose interest.. It's fucked and I feel so bad but I want to be happy.
>>713193119
greg
>>713205773
I don't even care about the sex though, I just want to be close enough to someone that they would consider sex with me
>>713206161
>>713206161
^@^ GREG SNAIL
>>713206195
u need to greg them
>>713205410
thanks anon.
>>713206272
gre^g
>>713206211
Care to explain what a "Greg" is?
>>713206315
it's like a greg! greg haha
me 2 greg post greg
>>713193119
I'm a pedophile
>>713206399
not greg
>>713203830
everyone has lied b4 you cuck
>>713206272
Gregs a dick.
Your pics are awesome.
I took a shower with my 6 & 8yo nieces a little while ago.
>>713202853
>Yet when I sent a guy to flirt with her
You are a duche, therefore you date duches. Its that simple.
>>713206377
So, like we're Gregs? Maybe Greg could be like string theory or atoms and at the core of everything is Greg. Greg is the key embodiment of all thoughts, hopes, failures.
However, Greg could be the mythical person. Greg could be someone we all strive to be. Greg is simplest terms the perfect human.
So, spill your guts, Gregory?
>lesbian feminist rediculed me and hated me in high school for no reason
>hacked into their ex's facebook account
>aqquire feminist's nudes
>hack into lesbian feminist's school google account
>set nude as profile picture
>trash their google drive and delete all of their assignments
>post on google plus how much i love being a little dirty slut
>email the teachers I know she had and told them all to eat my clit and to fuck themselves
>life successfully ruined
moral of the story: don't hate me when i did jack shit to you.
also I still have her nudes on file. she had small tits and that typical lesbian haircut that made her look like a ginger discount skrillex, but those pics still make me cum.
>>713201814
really nice shit bro
similar happened to me. i was 5 and my cousin who was like 15 was seriously always flashing her ass/pussy/tits at me. i couldnt understand and thought it was a joke.
>>713206760
greg is like first solution. greg is what u want greg 2 be. i want greg to be happy so i can say ' me 2 dude'.
greg out, greg 5AM here
>>713207248
Nice words anon, Greg is the coolest ideology to come out of 4chan. :) mi guata
claiming fifi as waifu
>>713195784
So you're the guy that keeps feeding the greentexts to the autists
>>713207027
Post nudes
>>713207689
Edited out face for no shit reasons
>>713207528
I still got buster
>>713207791
lol can i see some more gre*g, greg?
I have regular sex with a horse
>>713207856
Sorry, that'd take effort on loading another drive in
>>713208107
greg
>>713208046
haha thanx greg
>>713209117
okay
