A good, regular YLYL
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A good, regular YLYL
>>768897973
>>768898509
>Common core
This question is worded so poorly, no wonder the kid was confused
>>768898509
all kinds of wrong with this
>>768898347
Ah the magic of the internet
>>768898147
I laughed
>>768898509
Lost, but to intense rage, not laughter
>>768898944
Do you do commissions?
>>768898509
>>768898831
I'm getting mad
>>768899122
>>768899026
Depends
>>768899260
I want this but the person taking the load to be OP
>>768899205
Dick
>>768899521
>>768897216
he can be very clever with his lyrics.
>>768898485
Top fuckin kek 15/10
>>768899390
took a few years to make, so i had to invent time travel to bring this baby to ya. Enjoy
>>768899390
Fuck you
>>768899205
>Adam Hilliker
what a cunt
Strange, this is probably the best you raff you ruse thread in a while... in months.. I thought /b/ was dead and gone.
>>768899649
>>768899618
Thanks
>>768899709
It is. I'm just bored
noice
>>768899798
>Thanks
nope
>>768899581
The second piece takes half as long to cut because its half the size of the first piece.
>>768900029
You fail my math class, go flip my hamburger fuckwit, Im going protesting over my pension's 1% cut.
>>768900029
It's just linear interpolation, not related to real life as such.
>>768900029
You're a special kind of idiot aren't ya
>>768900127
Ahhhh! Kill it with fire!
>>768898289
this is a work of art
>>768899152
goddamn son..
>>768900127
is that snookie?
>>768900331
>>768898289
and the crab is having a good day.
>>768900029
I sleep better at night knowing there will always be people like you around to bag my groceries.
>>768900171
Are you fucking stupid....
Wait you are...
Each cut Marie makes , she takes 10 mins.
So 2 cuts take 20 min.
1 cut takes her 10 min.
And she is working at the same speed.
Here. Have a new board and now Marie please cut me this board in 3 pieces.
Okay. She needs to make 2 cuts. At the same speed... 10 min per cut, so she now has to make 2 cuts. That's 20 min.
You are fucking stupid.
Forget you flipping burgers. That's too advanced for you. Because you cannot do that job.
>>768898289
Yeeouch. I imagine that'd be like Mr. Crabs snagging my nuts. Didn't even see the little guy at first.
>>768898841
>that pic
Nigga what? That used to be 5 minutes from my house
>>768898289
>crabs
>>768899581
Can't lie, took me 3 minutes to get why the grader is an idiot.
>>768899581
my mom cuts logs with her asshole
>>768900487
Shit , I meant for
This guy >>768900029.
>>768900487
You are assuming the 2nd cut is the same length as the first cut, it is half the length. Dumbass.
>>768900560
>AnswersInGenesis.jpg
>>768896933
would make more sense if it was arbies tbh
>Family
>Stripper
Wtf
>>768900029
Good job being obvious troll and still tricking 4chin, although that doesn't take much effort these days does it?
>>768900734
Kek
>>768900734
>>768900000
>>768898735
I don't know what the hell that is, but it isn't common core.
>>768899581
wont lie it took me a minute
>>768900795
>>768900487
>>768900839
why
>>768897336
Lost
>>768900839
wasted quints
>>768897336
>>768900435
>>768900542
>>768898509
the kid is smarter than the teacher.
>>768900946
maybe the little niglet loves steak pie. I mean, I get some of my favorite foods for christmas. Not that I'd recommend wrapping something that should be kept cold...
>>768898509
Lost because rage then laughter
>>768900704
This, i lost everytime
>>768900698
>
You're taking the piss I hope
>>768899581
ok im gonna lay it down for you autists..... marie did a bump of speed after making the first cut so it took her half as long to make the second one.... its the american way.... she realized she was inefficient and got something to improve her method from the mexican cartels....
>>768900892
Look at the picture on the paper u fuck head
>>768898030
I wanna buy that vagina couch.
>>768901012
Kek. That's some bad tuna.
>>768901049
sauce plz
>>768899581
>>768900029
>>768900584
>>768900622
>>768900856
>>768901235
>>768900979
Id fuck those whores while that little faggot watched.
>>768901313
It'd be used up and droopy in about a week in my house.
>>768901414
>>768898426
alright this got me
>>768900127
All that makeup and she didn't even think to touch up those vomit-worthy saggy chesticles?
I mean if you're going to make yourself into a caricature of what you perceive to be a decent-looking human female, you may as well leave the cow udder and lizard claws behind.
>>768900892
>another board
>another
>>768900487
3 equal sized pices = 20 minutes
3 pieces of whichever size = 15 minutes
>>768898509
lol, "school".
>>768900470
saved
>>768901608
No creamed corn?
>>768901309
LOVED his person in the show, I think he would of made the best king.
>>768900420
That's funny beyond belief. You must be an old faffot? I started here in 2003, on and off since. Have seen the rise and the demise. Now it's just underage schoolboys and facebook normies.
>>768897973
/pol/ suckers, they don't even know what side they're on.
>>768897216
lil wayne is a good rapper
>>768901888
>>768901777
>>768901666
>>768901555
>>768901444
>>768901837
some stupid fucking writing.
>>768901837
Yannel
>>768901894
>good rapper
I walked up to a big butt, and asked her ass but what
>>768900946
This made me sad. Not everyone can afford iphones and cars to their children.
>>768898831
That can't be real, can it?
Come in
>>768901235
Liz has two lines of heroin and she snorted them in 20 minutes. When she should bump and do one more line?
>>768900487
If this first cut is across a corner, and the second cut is across diagonally, it would take over an hour.
>>768899521
Fucking awesome
>>768901682
This is all OC by yours truly, The Brits.
>>768899709
Second.
>>768902004
christmas is over rated dunno why parents have to buy kids a christmas presents even after birthdays
>>768900825
First I thought that was a meat thermometer so I took a second to look for the joke
Then I noticed the watermark
Then I realized it's just a visual pun and hated myself for even taking the time to stop scrolling.
0/10 would not fuck again
>>768899205
Ok, now I'm really pissed off.
>>768898147
I would have put a ring on her instead of jump.
>>768902222
Checked m8
>>768900499
Tell me where so I know you’re not lying.
Also, dubs
>>768898030
i dunno why i really wanna fuck that couch in the ass
>>768899205
Something similar happened to me when I was 10. Idiot teacher (woman) said the sun was a planet and told the class I was stupid because I disagreed.
>>768897184
Sorry I'm back
>>768897595
2008 up in here
>>768898347
just watching tporn early in the morning
>>768899152
Approval
>>768900857
>8 body
>4 face
Poor girl, she'd be better off with 7/5. But at this level the distinction is just weird, like she swapped heads with someone.
>>768901835
>>768898831
this can't be real
>>768901837
Laurel
Magic trick time
>>768902741
2525
>>768898147
The dick only makes it better.
>>768902828
>>768901837
Launej
>>768900779
The hell?
>>768902741
this was the picture for you fags who dont have a 4chan gold account
>>768902853
>>768902620
Id hate fuck her
>>768901837
Larry
>>768901781
The new Queen of /b/
>>768899205
>>768902394
When I was a kid, I said something about Christianity being the biggest religion in the world (I'm an atheist so I don't even care), but they insisted that non-Christianity was the biggest religion.
I'm like that's not a religion, you retard. I don't even understand what their fucking point was to this day, unless they just meant it has a plurality and not a majority - which was not even a point
>>768902476
This is the worst one
>>768900779
Kind of ruined when you look at them and they look like bad dolls.
http://www.dawndedeaux.net/goddess-fortuna---about.html
This is what normies think all day. No wonder why this planet is in such a miserable state.
>>768902595
Marty's mum knows how to pizza
>>768898509
I took 3 from 8 does that mean I fail?
>>768900779
I need a story
>>768903041
no just a hot gilf
>>768899205
If my kid ever brought home some bullshit like this i'd kick that teacher's ass
>>768903004
Image didn’t work out the way I wanted it to. Of course
>>768903004
Posting in non cancer quality
>>768902891
Don't pull this sorcery shit with me where is it?
>>768903164
>>768900029
>>768899581
in fairness, if the board was square, a center-cut would make the board into 2 rectangles with half the width as length; you could then cut one of those pieces in half the time (5 minutes), and the other in 5 minutes too. The next cut would be half of that, 2.5 minutes, which you could do a total of 4 times. So 3 cuts = 15 minutes, and a total of 7 in 25
all goes down to the setup, and your level of autism
>>768898473
this isnt funny just delete it
>>768902476
Charter Skools,'nuf said.
>>768901012
There can only be one
>>768903314
Woah, even the coin changed!
>>768902891
Now here's a smooth and soft hand. You haven't done a single day's worth of physical work in your life.
>>768897216
>>768901980
he uses a good amount of similes/metaphors in his lyrics
>>768899152
>>768898831
It's a conspiracy to remove objectivity from every subject. Those in power can't have people thinking objectively, or people might start to question thier legitimacy.
>>768898147
She fine doe
>>768897965
fuckin lost
Another trick
>>768899581
well actually both the student and the teacher are incorrect. Lets assume the variables are:
1) set the board
2) measure the board
3) cut the board
steps 1 and 2 will take the same amount of time regardless of board size (lets say 10ft x 10ft x 4in) or desired amount of cuts because we are told she is working "just as fast" i.e. just as efficient. So the only variable is step 3 - cutting.
So now lets imagine she is cutting this square board down from the "top" to the "bottom", and lets say for the sake of argument that each step 1, 2, and 3 all take equal amounts of time to complete: at 10 Minutes that's 3 minutes and 20 seconds of cutting "downwards", which means that if we are aiming to make 3 equal sized pieces of board, it will only take Marie 13 minutes and 20 seconds since the orientation of the board and cutting direction do not change.
BUT NOWHERE IN THERE DOES IT SAY THE THREE PIECES ARE TO BE EQUAL IN SIZE
The fucking bitch could just cut a tiny segment out and call it done and make three pieces of board in 10 minutes and 5 seconds for all she gives a shit
>>768898485
this
is
gold
and he still got a passing grade???
>be me
>in english class
>teacher is doing a kahoot
>sit reading my naruto manga on my ipad >everyone seems to be having a good time
>notforlong.wmv
>someone asks "whos thotpatrol"
>raise my hand and look at the teacher
>my unibrow starts twitching
>tfw can barley hold back a smirk
>"you know thot is a bad word right"
>i can hardly contain myself
>my 1.5 inch cock is fully erect and frothing with cum
>teacher looks upset
>says whoever is thotpatrol should speak up
>no one says anything
>my cock becomes harder, I nearly pass out
>teacher gets upset and says "who ever was thotpatrol should be disapointed in themselves"
>that does it, my pants completely fill with cum
>finish last chapter in my naturo manga, the greatest series ever that i have read and have analyzed over 900 times
>realize that no one is speaking up
>dick shrivels up
>wheresthejustice.bat
>my snitching almost always gets someone in trouble
>no one gets away with fun
>go to the bathroom to pout
>look in the mirror and see my reflection
>i am no other than omar ali, the snitch
pic related
>>768903811
pic?
>>768900127
she even puts makeup in the hair
>>768903811
>pic related
>>768903811
>pic related
>>768898098
Nice work logfag.
>>768897973
Is Vince Vaughn not a fan of the jews?
>>768897336
Didn't lose but I vomitted
>>768901873
Or it's just copypasta?
>>768903811
>pic related
>>768901743
Lost
>>768898509
Is this real? That's still 13.
>>768901837
Yaunef
>>768901837
Yanrel
>>768902262
this is /b/, we know you would
>>768898236
And then killing yourself
That would make everyone in the world happier
>>768898831
The answer is no because the question says she read 103 pages on Tuesday, not that she was on page 103.
>>768898509
Easy. Minus 3 added to the end of 8 + 5 will give you 10. But teacher didn't know how.
>>768898485
ayep, i lost to this, you motherfucker.
>>768899152
Lost in the Mojave
>>768902891
We have found a witch, may we burn her?
>>768904039
Sad picture, I have the same ugly ears and this is awful.
>>768897595
damn you got me
>>768904555
ears and timestamp
>>768904222
the old way is 16 too you dunce
>>768904555
Get plastic surgery?
>>768898289
>>768898289
She's got crabs lel
>>768900138
Underrated
>>768904676
Quote from dunce
>>768897216
his beats are good but hes not a good rapper
>>768904718
Maybe. I need to think through it.
>>768898509
Holy fucking kek
>>768904254
nigger what
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Q1eNF
>In b4 too soon
>>768900127
She looks like thanos daughter
>>768904254
Imagine being this autistic
>>768905070
Come on bro. That's too soon on two accounts and that's two too many.
>>768905070
>not soon enough
>>768901608
Hey there Patrick!
>>768901781
Logfag.
>>768898147
This was a joke in pillars of eternity and they caught shit for it
>>768899152
Lost to this
>>768898289
mr krabs getting that money and that pussy
>>768901837
I see why cursive is fucking stupid.
>>768904247
one sided humor chick detected
>>768901837
Yanng
>>768904222
This is why fractions exist, so retarded debates like this don't need to happen.
>>768905902
lol I remember when my uncle used to play this with me.
I’m so happy he is dead
>>768900825
The nails are backwards.
>>768904057
Who is a fan of the Jews?
>>768897663
sheeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>768897965
Kek
>>768905548
>>768900300
kek
>>768899930
GODZIRRAH AHHH
>>768903096
They're just trying to sell cologne dumbass.
>>768900029
nice, your clever joke went over everyone's head and now all the morons think you're the stupid one. kinda funny still
>>768898485
>this font is smaller than the last
I lost on the first page
>>768898485
>61%
So this is what American education looks like.
>>768900472
>have someone with poor intelect bag my groceries woohoo
i cringe at night knowing true losers like you exist.
>>768898485
lost hardcore
>>768903071
either way, you're still wrong lmao
>>768902182
I cannot for the life of me figure out whatever the fuck this is supposed to mean
>>768898426
Never have I seen any erosion of this that made me laugh.
>>768901886
I bet you've been taking the bait on Russia since 2015.
>>768899205
You have to be the biggest cuck in history, to not sue the fuck out of the school for some bullshit like this.
>>768901123
>>768902004
>>768902222
jokes on you there is probably something nice inside the box that isnt meat pie
totally lost laughing
