ITT we poorly describe video games and other anons try to figure out the game. i'll start.
>wake up after the apocalypse
>save earth with a demolition tool and a blasian
>>767783421
HL2
>trying to wake up grill
>ride a horse
>fight old rocks
>>767783859
Shadow of the Colossus
Young boy time travels to the future to defeat a green sand nigger.
>go to island
>cold as fuck
>kill ex co-workers
>destroy their stolen robot
>most impractical military vehicle ever built
>WW3 happens
>humanity survives underground
>kill mutants
>find missile silo
>wipe out entire race of sentient mutants who were only trying to help you
>>767784579
Fallout?
>>767784434
Metallic cog liquid
>>767784579
Metro 2033 too easy
>>767784856
WinRAR.
>>767784579
METRO
>>767784579
Airborneradioactivematerials 3
>>767784434
Metal Gear Solid
>>767784864
compress yourself
>your dust
>you kill charcoals
>last boss is the first boss but also PVP
>>767783421
If you want security you might as well be dead, to be alive is to be contending with the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPDWJtY-K0
>>767784930
Dank Souls 3
>be on mars
>oh no brother is kill
>smash shit with hammer
>blow shit up too
>a lot
>there's a story? whatever
>blow more shit up
>>767784967
Kinda long to add confusion.
>Open a head's forehead
>Take circles out
>Feed it circles
>Give it legs in its head
>Bounce balls on legs
>Legs become legs on bottom of neck
>No torso, remember
>Run a race
>Head becomes fish tank, feed fish
>Head becomes little birds that all fly away in a pack
beating up NEETS as a second job, but the second job is in an ANCAP society
>>767783421
>God Dammit
>fucking shit
>praise the sun
>fucking shit dammit!
>worst bad trip one could ever have on acid
>goes into a murder spree
>used as a weapon by ultra-nationalist
>fast forward a few month later
>shit goes down hard and WW3 happen
>Be a swimmir
>Shit goes 'oh no'
>My friend fights with Wilson
>I f'n die
>>767785077
Dark Souls
>>767785014
too easy, red faction guerrilla
>You jump and shit
>Sweet dance/dubstep soundtrack
>>767785080
Uh.. wolfenstein?
>Fishy Metroidvania
>get dropped into africa to find some gun dealer
>get malaria
>get dragged into some civil war
>use diamonds as currency for some reason
>game has more attention to detail than any other game in the franchise to come after it.
>>767785194
Nope
>>767785148
That weird dance game with the pads and shit?
>>767785208
Far cry 2
>>767785225
No, more like the Super Meat Boy edition
>>767785205
Shark Tale for the Game Boy Advance
>ROCKET LAUNCHER
>Fuck shit up
>fuck shit up while wearing a speedo
>fuck shit up with a dildo bat while wearing a cat head
>fuck shit up while stoned
>everyone ends up loving you for fucking shit up
>i'm a hero
>you're a hero
>too many snipers
>>767785080
Is it any of the cod games?
>>767785345
overwatch
>>767785302
Yes, it's true. But I was thinking more of an indie PC game from around 2010
>Enslave animals and force them to fight for your amusement.
Also >>767785326 Saint's Row 3
>>767785345
Battlefield one
>Patrick Warburton get trampled by sheep
>Must collect 100 yorbels
>a real wild boy
>>767785326
saints row 3
>>767785326
Saints row???
>>767785358
Nope
>>767785368
Shrek Super Slam for the Game Boy Advance?
>>767785372
Pokemon
>>767785358
Isn't it past your bedtime?
>>767785365
You win!
>>767785372
>>767785396
>>767785418
Saints row series in general, fucking loved the randomness of it.
>>767785427
Nope.
>Indie
>PC
>Around 2010
>>767785439
shit yeah my pops is gonna beat me with jumper cables by lads
>>767785148
sunset overdrive?
>>767785563
Nope. It's a Super Meat Boy clone, kind of.
Elevator Action: The Trump Campaign Edition
>>767785148
The impossible game
>>767785372
Far cry primal
>be WWII
>lean left and peak corner with gun in the wall
>walk back and forward very fast and shoot them
>mfw they cant see or hit you
>>767785225
>>767785563
>>767785691
Nope. Since you got three strikes, I'll give you the answer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpfcuD2ckns
>admin he's doing it sideways
Yo momma such a ho she can fit a basement in her pussy
>Zombie Apocalypse: Parkour Edition
>>767784930
Dust: An Elysian Tale?
>>767786170
Minecraft
>>767786170
Dying Light
>>767785148
Goat simulator
>>767783421
https://youtu.be/fN0yHGYG2yw
>>767785205
aquaria
>your legs are okay
>>767786572
>>767786096
Binding of Isaac
>1942: Indie Edition
>Sweet dance soundtrack
>"WEAPON UPGRADE"
>"CHAIN LOST"
>spend 20 minutes getting everyone into the bang bus
> drive 200 feet and everyone gets out of the bang bus
> blow up the generator
> get in bang plane
> fly
> everyone jumps out
>>767783421
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
>go spying on baddies
>friend turns into a rat
>hot chick is an inventor
>collect floaty thingies
>beat the shit out of everything
>Work for Walmart
>want to kill yourself
>start working for business inherited from your grandpa instead
>save town from walmart
>>767787062
jak and dexter
>>767787062
Jak and Daxter?
you set bombs in the desert and shoot people
>The Secret Order of Dagon: Roguelike Edition
>Sacrifice those sinners!
>>767786623
E.Y.E..
>>767785966
Counter Strike Source. sucks they nerfed bhopping in GO
>>767787153
Stardew Valley
>>767787356
Winner winner
>a group of chads and staceys get captured by crazy hispanic man on an island
>>767784182
Prince of Persia, sands of time?
>>767783859
Ocarina of Time?
>>767787535
far cry 3
>Protagonist is going to be sold as a slave
>Boyfriend saves
>protagonist dies
>revives except not having earthly memories
>send dead people to heaven
>protagonist become the God of creation
>>767787469
And you are a winner!
>>767787535
Far cry 3
>>767787669
whatever this is, I want to play it. Is it spoiling the game if you just tell me?
>>767785080
Hotline Miami
>>767785393
>turned into shitty Nickelodeon show
>be a mailman
>kill Roman soldiers
>Snek
>Lost your backpack
>Kill your mom
>Pretty good
>>767787824
New Vegas
>>767787740
give me 20 minutes.
If no one guesses it, I'll tell you.
>>767787843
Yup
>>767785326
saints row
>>767786875
STRAFE!
>>767783421
>Chase the monkeys.
>Catch the monkeys
>>767787982
Nope. What part of "1942" was hard to understand?
>>767788053
Ape Escape
>>767788053
Ape escape, too easy
>Blonde
>Dramatic hair flips
>Spooky Spanish people
>old midget
>rpg an old guy
>get Tommy gun and suit of armor
>Pretty much demolish next playthrough of game.
>INCAPACITATED
>BARBECUED
>BRUTAL
>SLICE N DICE
>HEADSHOT 1/5
>UNAUTHORIZED FORCE
>you have been kicked by punkbuster
>>767783421
What a stupid underage image
>>767788181
apb reloaded
>>767785316
Goldeneye.
>>767788152
No one will get that.
More detail pls
>>767788139
Resident evil 4
> Like in the third grade of some shit
>Beat up terrorists
> Brother sacrifices himself
>No, wait, he's okay so they can make a fourth game.
>>767783421
>mayor bans chicken nuggets
>rebellion
>>767788316
Nailed it
>>767783421
>no plot
>driving with alot of cars
>offroading game
>shitty refrence to jurassic park in there
> outcast loser
> different from everyone else
> chosen one to save the world
>>767785372
Pokemon!
>Side-scrolling spaceship shooter
>one of the gun upgrades literally shoots sperm.
>>767788622
Injustice
>>767788622
the matrix
>>767788622
this is like every jrpg ever
>>767784930
Dark souls ez
>>767788466
what kind of mayor bans chicken nuggets
>start on boat
>Slow and weak af
>Shit happens
>Stab the heart of god
>>767788469
I've played it way too many times on GameCube, wii, and pc that I'd be a shame to my family to not get it.
>>767788703
>>767788690
>>767788686
another hint
> you live in a tree
>>767785205
Undertale
>experiment gone wrong has caused your twin to become evil
>recover gems shape-shifted into balls
>>767788466
No one got it. It's Streets of Rouge
>spend a lot of time fighting a cult
>end up just wishing you had your money back
>>767788962
ocarina of time
People like hats more than they enjoyed playing the actual vanilla game
>>767787835
Snake Eater
>>767788915
God of war?
>you're in new york
>now you're in northern india
>now you're in europe
>now you're in africa
>now you're in Europe again
>Africa again
>Europe some more
>cold fucking europe
>arabia
>>767783421
>red boi and blue bio are fighting over a share of land
>unknown child raised by a eagle tries to take over with robots
>>767789100
Correct
>>767789259
tf2
>jaguar man
>beats everyone else up because he's King.
>>767789199
Nope
>named after a poop disease
>meet sexy Russian
>sexy Russian and I wreck havoc on earth
>go to the moon
>kill nigger aliens
>finally get a penis
>>767789220
Battlefield 1?
>>767789346
Wolfenstein?
>>767788915
>Also there's Ash everywhere
>>767787669
>>767787740
>>767787862
Since nobody even tried, It's Valkyrie Profile (PSX)
>sitting on a king's throne
>shitty day lead you up to this point
>>767785080
One of the FarCry games?
>>767788932
Same. Got it off the PlayStation store a couple months back. Still just as good as I remember. I thought the Tommy gun and armor might've made it too east to figure out
>>767789424
thanks. i'll check it out
>On a spaceship
>idiots build big alien thing
>ship is overrun by aliens
>you're the engineer who's supposed to fix this
>Kill natives and take their resources
>Build walls and turrets to keep the unwashed brown masses of native who keep adapting to your tactics
>>767789186
Winner winner>>767789186
>>767789318
Winrar
>grew up with a bad remodel friend
>get caught
>become soldier in ww2
>come back and meet same bad friend
>do crime together again
>>767785106
FF10
>>767788915
>>767789397
It's fucking Morrowind.
>>767785316
Metal Slug
>>767789390
Nope
>>767785148
Rocket League
>>767787824
>not siding with the based legion
>>767789533
Medal of honor?
>>767789457
I had a sneaking suspicion but those parts were the parts that truly made it click for me.
I played Conker's Bad Fur Day a shitton when I was a kid
>>767785393
>>Patrick Warburton get trampled by sheep
They made a videogame about the cast of Family Guy going to Comicon?
>>767789468
Dead Space
>Family dies to sauce people
>"I'm feeling quite hungry."
>>767788915
Morrowind obviously.
>>767789743
WINNER!
>Sassy robots
>metal legs so falling doesn't hurt
>>767783421
>be spoilt rich white boy
>island vacation with friends
>suddenly, pirates
>suddenly, you're a native too because muh kindred spirit
>become badass, bloodthirsty warrior in a matter of weeks
Minecraft with guns
>>767789533
Mafia 2?
>>767789876
Portal
>>767789897
Winner!
>>767789880
Far cry 3
>>767789880
Far cry 3
>Uncle dies on me
>Steal everything I find
>Annoying bitch in my head
>>767785080
Far Cry 5?
>>767789365
Nope
>king's daughter is kidnapped
>you are part of the knights who are needed to find her
>>767783421
> my half sister has to kill my half brother and her father
> parents are dead
>>767789880
far cry?
>>767788622
Prototype?
>spy infiltrating a organization
>big alien conspiracy
>>767789670
I'm guessing you meant to respond to one of mine in which case you are a winner!
>beat dog
>piss on gary coleman
>destroy isis
>shoot up mall
>piss on self to put out fire from smoking too much crack
>cats are suppressors
>DNA.
>Dragons.
>Rock, paper, scissors.
>>767790012
bonus hint-
>weird magical gems
>>767790124
fire emblem
>King is bankrupt and needs money
>Be knights fighting to get most money to become next king
>>767790147
Negative.
>>767790120
Postal.
>>767790120
Postal 2. edgy 14 year old me loved the shit out that game
>>767789077
Far Cry 5?
>>767789319
Tekken
>>767789938
That's it!
>>767785014
Red faction guerrilla
>>767789259
tf2 mvm mode
>>767790184
A win is you.
>>767783421
>nude child in the basement
>>767790120
Postal 2
>>767789974
Zelda?
>>767783421
>get a mansion
>is haunted
>vaccum ghosts ghostbusters style
>>767790012
Shovel knight?
>>767790367
Luigi's mansion
>>767790155
Shovel Knight?
>>767790420
Winrar!
>>767790356
Correct!
>>767790466
Cool I won
Wait, shouldnt you be in 'nam? Does that mean it IS you? I dont think thats how bees work...
>>767790203
Too easy?
Alright
>10 year old dude with attitude
>fucking alien invasion
>no worries though. I've got x-ray specs
>collect purple shit
>Cleaning Simulator: Deathly Santa Edition
>you live in future where you sell drinks to random people
>>767790442
It was the first video game I ever bought with my own money. Paid for it in pennies and pissed off the cashier as a kid. It's hard not to forget it.
>>767790559
bart vs space mutants
>>767790565
Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage
>>767783421
Saving the world from demons, dragons, goblins, and alike. Rewarded with nothing but a retarded dog, some spare coin and blackjack playing wizard.
>>767790611
Fuck. Didn't think anyone would remember this game. Well done.
>>767790627
Dammit.
