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waifu thread
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我爱她
>>767711880
still cute. how's the laptop?
>>767711657
not particularly
went to the cinema yesterday to watch a 3 hour long film
such things are mentally overwhelming for me and make it real hard to sleep
it sure is great to be a white Christian
>>767712029
可爱
>>767712029
a small cute
>>767711973
cute
>>767711973
That's kinda cute.
And there's nothing you can do about it?
>>767712029
Is it just me or is she bigger than normal in this?
>>767710004
>>767710589
witch one of you sinners did this?
>>767712201
>witch
幽灵般的
>>767711751
Someone needs to make the count. Also they are pretty harmless so there's nothing to worry about.
>>767711924
Good runs far cry 5 beautifully! How is my favorite jill
>>767712271
I dunno, haven't seen Jules posting for you to ask.
glad it's working for you
>>767712126
staying up all night until i drop down from exhaustion usually does the trick
but my guild does raids around this time so i couldn't afford to do that
how's your day been?
>>767712313
when what?
>>767712229
중국어가 당신의 자연어입니까?
Claiming best girl.
>>767712271
Got TWWH2 yet?
>>767712374
Fine as always!
Guild? In what game?
>>767712385
不你的关心那。
>>767712049
u
>>767712054
yea
>>767712126
idk
>>767712536
A SMALLER CUTE
>>767712536
小
>>767712556
yes
>>767712588
yes
>>767712536
>Tfw the small cute will never like me
Why live?
>>767712663
i dont have the answer to that
>>767712434
FFXIV
i've been playing that too much lately
>>767712542
i see
>>767712729
Neither do I.
>>767712810
I never play in guilds, I always somehow manage to get my whole guild disbanded for "having a bot collect things." with the bot ending up being me, and I get my account banned. So that isn't fun to deal with.
How much is too much?
>>767712312
I meant you! Me too heh
>>767712425
Not yet next payday maybe
>>767713032
aren't you a robot or something? just do your robot duties
>>767713187
nice peek
>>767713140
Rude.
>>767713187
Akko.
>>767713240
Heyo.
>>767713222
the peak peek.
>>767713187
Why hello there, little one.
Are you lost?
Always.
>>767713345
good morning, darling.
>>767713032
botting doesn't really happen much in FFXIV, and when it does it's stupidly obvious (they teleport around instantly; something a regular player can't do)
not sure why that's even a thing and why they haven't fixed that
not much point in botting FFXIV other than making real world money by selling gil anyway
>>767713307
Pfft, nah, being lost is for nerds, I prefer the term "Directionally Misplaced."
who wants to be my new friend
i have an open slot
dont mind me just jumping into this autist circlejerk real quick to claim best grill
>>767713307
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0d9OyUWcbRq
>>767713431
Heccin
>>767713548
heckin' yeet.
>>767713507
kek'd
>>767713240
is it not true?
>>767713680
Aren't you a human or something? Just do your human duties.
nite
>>767713834
晚安
>>767713482
Jesus would like to be your friend
>>767713744
i cant think of any
>>767713914
i know because i go to church every week
im a believer
>>767713962
what kind of church do you go to if you don't mind me asking?
>>767714029
The church of Haruhiism, most likely.
>>767713424
Smelly
>>767714134
don't assume you know me trash
>>767714029
the one with the cross
are there different kinds i don't know
Do the mods ban these threads?
>>767714270
Nope.
>>767714178
I know yer trash.
D'ye know me trash?
>>767714270
I'll b& u bby
From my heart.
Go back to animus.
>>767714363
Why? Isn't avatarfagging still against the rules?
>>767714473
We're not avatarfagging, we're posting pictures of our waifus and talking!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_UeBxEQPQ
:^)
>>767714563
Ah yes. I can see the distinction.
>>767714623
Do you have namesync installed? I don't, and I'm curious if they're using namesync here.
>>767714270
Only occasionally, and usually just for a day during the odd times one of them decides to do it.
>>767714749
We are.
>>767714700
他是运用一个头像。忽略他。
>>767714749
They are.
>>767714849
Its Infinity War time
>>767714849
>He's using an avatar
No I'm not, that's disrespectful of you. I can claim you're an avatarfag too.
>>767714957
>capeshit
Grody fam.
>>767715003
Wat
>>767714983
我不走关心什么你呼叫我。
>>767715108
Then if what others say about others doesn't matter, then you saying I'm an avatar is meaningless!
animus squad alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>767715003
>>767714877
>>767714749
>>767714623
back to your dying community
>>767715208
正确。
>>767715220
come w/
>>767715316
fk off
Morning.
Suicidal ghost child claimed.
>>767715220
It's rude to bully. Look, I'm even doing the gay little dance.
>>767715396
Rude!
Ew.
mine..
Ew.
>>767715575
Oh jeez, look what the cat dragged in.
>>767715678
Ew.
>>767715678
A faggot.
>>767715603
>>767715709
Same.
>>767715740
Yeah, that.
>>767715741
would kneeling before both
I think some people are lost.
>>>/animus/2112826
>>767715846
I'd direct you elsewhere too if there was anywhere with people that wanted you.
>>767715846
Can't stop, won't stop.
>>767715930
I want them here, hope that doesn't ruin your comeback.
>>767715962
No accounting for taste, I guess.
>>767715929
>>767715930
Please strive for a better appearance of competence.
You know I'd just always assumed most of the Animus community liked Chen. All like 5 members left in it
>>767716175
Don't be rude to our guests.
>>767716175
I think TP likes Chen. That's gotta count for absolutely nothing.
ALL FIVE MEMBERS LEFT IN IT
>>767716215
Don't bother.
>>767716223
Is there a way we could offload TP here by chance?
>>767716383
And fall to 4 members? Are you crazy?
>>767716223
Toilet paper isn't meant to have an opinion.
>>767716295
>
>>767716304
He just wants to befriend the 'cool people', he is not bothering with anything. Gotta make that first good impression, yo.
>>767716419
I'll recruit more, I promise.
>>767716425
And yet there's a shitty roll of it getting drunk and spouting loads of them every Friday.
>>767716476
That's hurtful. I'm obviously much cooler.
>>767716479
Nah let it die, I've been banking on that forever.
>>767716479
>tiddy is not itty bitty
i like
>>767716764
At this rate I'm gonna have nowhere to post.
>>767716821
You know, i've not had a problem with any particular member of animus, but the more of them show up, the more annoying things get.
>>767716900
Is it because somehow the entire conversation has to become about animus? I don't think that's really my fault.
>>767716900
Oh, excuse me for reminding you, but the /animus/ board has something called ''Curse effect''.
''Curse effect: Once you are an animus regular, whenever you go in other communities, you'll be starting drama, petty squabbles and contribute with nothing but dullness.''
>>767717058
It just devolves into an immediate circle of either insults, in jokes, or chatter about animus dying more often than not.
>>767717383
If it were up to me that wouldn't happen, but the problem is one particular man in the crowd.
I banned Chen for spamming on animus and now he's doing his best to paint animus as some hivebed of dramatic dickheads, but really he's the one who makes petty squabbles and insults people by default.
Sadly, there's not much else to talk to at the moment.
Anri claimed.
>>767717684
Chen?
Petty?
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
>I'm not much to talk to
Okay bye.
I'll go do robot duties like that small meanie said.
>>767717684
Yeah, it's not like Neziwi comes in here and some other communities talking about him going to suicide, him being a trap, if anyone wants his nudes, or to fuck him.
Why can't you agree that you have some fucked up in the head regulars that spill their spaghetti all over our place when they post in here?
>>767717778
I'm sure I'm not the first to accuse him of that.
>>767717856
I am not Nezi's keeper and I'm not going to take blame for somebody else. And I would regardless take Nezi over you any day of the week.
>>767717804
Rest in piss
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>>767711835
>Hmm, I found who was behind of it.
>>767716764
What's the name of your waifu? Do they control plants or something
>>767718229
It's Chara from Undertale. Because I'm a subhuman tumblrite at heart or something like that.
The flower with a face is another character named Flowey.
>>767718051
Oh please. Mine and Chen's whole relationship is fairly passive aggressive jabs at each other. It's half the fun of having him around.
>>767718229
Oh Ul. That's Chara from Undertale. She's a psychopathic murderer ghosty-demon thing that cohabitates the same body as the protagonist. The flower in question is Flowy. He's the soul of a dead kid gone serial killer.
It's an odd game, now that i'm having to explain it.
>>767718396
Is that your waifu or just an avatar?
>>767718396
flow e a cute
>>767718432
nya nya shizuru every day until you like it
>>767718527
?
>>767718051
Bepop betrayed your community for Alice and it's a pedophile.
Bard is a drug addict.
Squash has no friends outside that community and still lives with his grandparents.
Your animus board paints itself, it doesn't need me. Anyone with half of a brain would notice that your community attracts mentally ill people.
>>767718432
tfw no psychopathic boyfriend
>>767718588
>>767718634
You have strange desires. Psychopaths don't have romantic relationships, they manipulate people into giving them what they want.
If they're in a relationship, it's because their partner has something they want.
>>767718432
I've not had to deal with him in a long while.
>>767718497
Yes, he's adorable.
>>767718442
I'd rather not call a child character my "waifu" but I have a feeling rules are rules after all.
>>767718612
Bebop hasn't posted in like half a year.
Bard smokes weed. You make him sound like he's got an arm full of needle holes.
Squash has moved a million times.
>>767718612
>attracts
It's built by mentally ill people.
It's built by mentally ill people who enjoy a genre of show that is designed almost exclusively by people who hate reality and idealize fantasy.
To expect anything but a bunch of fucking broken cunts with nothing to offer the world except yet another disappointment would be a disservice to oneself. Surely, you must know that part of being an adult is foreseeing and bracing against these kinds of things.
And if you expect them to admit to it, you're even further down your rabbit hole than I thought.
They've no acceptance for themselves, so they seek it externally. Is it so tough to puzzle out?
>>767718747
daughterus are allowed
>>767718729
you sound like you've had experience with one, lucky you
>>767718784
Good, I'll go with that.
>>767718773
You uh.
Seem mostly mad about the anime part.
>>767718747
Who should be avoided like the plague from /animus/?
晚安大家
>>767718396
I have yet to play that game. Mainly cause all the panfluidgender tumblrshit fan art crap I've seen floating around. Is it in your opinion a good game? Also the flower bit makes for some cute pictures.
>>767718432
2 very different answers to the same question... Did you play the game also? Your description is darker then my impressions of the game.
>>767718773
No, I'm just fairly sad because Shizuru is not fond of Haruhi, Sono and other mentally ill people.
I'm just letting him know who is he dealing with.
>>767718903
idc if he cheats on me i just want him
>>767718918
Actually I just picked up My Hero Academia and it's fucking floored me, the quality is oozing out of every pore of this hype anime and I'm shocked so much quality has come out of the genre. Before that was about a year prior with I Can't Understand What My Husband Is Saying and Sakamoto Desu Ga. I don't know the weeb name for the former and only the weeb name for the latter (that I'm confident of).
Anime itself is generally pretty good although a lot of it is definitely rooted in that "EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL I FUCKING SWEAR IT" part.
The part I'm 'mad' about is that fucked up people try to sell themselves as normal. That's some psychopath shit, as is being covered in this thread. It's the kind of shit people pull when they want to sell a higher image than they portray, so that they can reap rewards for standards they don't meet.
Whether or not you're in there isn't really my concern (although why the fuck you picked Chara of all characters in UT I have no idea) as much as I just wanted to state a point to that guy. It's fucking anime, of course it attracts degenerates.
Hell, this is 4chan. What are any of us, after all.
>>767718940
Murder, Blood-chan, Tsuchi/Gilgamesh, TP, Kanra
Other than that people are pretty tame I think.
>>767718970
It's funny and I had good fun with it. It only spikes in difficulty if you go for the hardest playthrough where you kill everyone, outside of that you probably wouldn't find it that difficult.
My answer was just me trying to avoid spoilers.
>>767718940
Avoid Blood-chan, MGD, Haikus. That is all.
>>767718862
Not first hand. I find them an interesting anomaly and have read a bit literature on them, and on a number of psychological disorders.
>>767718728
>>767718970
Yup. You only really get introduced to Chara if you're doing what's called a genocide run, where you kill every single loveable character you meet.
It is a good game, as an aside. The community is fucking crazy, but i'd say it's certainly worth playing.
>>767719058
Silly Chen. When i meet someone on the internet, i operate under the assumption nothing they say is true until i have reason to think otherwise.
>>767719151
Bloodchan (know as Sono here) and Murder both frequent here. Don't know the rest.
>>767719188
where can i find one to claim as a boyfriend?
>>767719105
I'm a huge faggot that gets invested in fan theories. I firmly believe Chara is the narrator for the game due to a fair bit of evidence and I find the character funny and tragic given that. I don't think they encourage Frisk to kill anyone, and the way the narration changes based on how many people you've killed kind of suggests it breaks them down emotionally and they just become "convinced" that what you're doing is right.
I read a fair bit of the manga for My Hero Academia when it was newer, got a little past the fight between All Might and the dude with the exposed brain that was like "designed" to fight him or something. It was fun, but I feel like the series missed out on having a cool concept with the main character being a hero with no powers in a world where normal people have powers. I don't know, it's definitely upper tier shonen but shonen just doesn't keep my interest that well anymore.
Anyways, I'm here only because I'm very worried about UI since he had a fight with Syndra and did a public apology.
Heard he cried about it, aswell. I'm sad my little UI got hurt, but what can you do about it? That's the price of internet relationships.
>>767719435
You don't feel anything you to fucking sociopath.
>>767719188
Yeah, nobody likes them on animus except eachother and Kanra.
>>767719474
Awful.
>Gets slapped around by his someone else
>Better switch targets
Hilarious attempt at a recovery
>>767719398
I detest psychopaths, boy. If you think i'm going to give one something to chew on, you're mistaken.
>>767719513
Murder has been fine, actually. No problems at all, rather friendly even. BC has been a colossal pain in the ass. Wish he'd do us all a favor and take a long walk off a short dock.
>>767719580
Tactical mastery, really.
>>767719635
Really? On animus Murder's tactic is constantly insulting everyone and trying to convince people that he's a narcissistic sociopath when really he's just a nerd with an inferiority complex.
Often he'll genuinely take the time to insult each person individually.
That anon you're talking to is probably Blood-chan, by the way.
>>767719775
The only legit sociopath we all know it's Chen. They made Bern kill herself.
>>767719775
He's told me he's diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder, but to be perfectly honest i can't remember him insult anybody.
Temper that with the fact that i have the memory of a lobotomized goldfish.
And i'm aware. Pretty sure he's done this before. I like to offhandedly remind him i hate him and want him to kill himself.
>>767719900
Fuck. Shouldn't listen to speech and try and type at the same time. Forgot picture and typod.
insulting anybody*
>>767719894
No, that was 10x, remember?
>>767719900
Wasn't sure how often he's here, Blood-chan really sticks to the same persona everywhere I guess, even if they tend to change names.
>>767719972
He's here just about every day, unfortunately. And yeah, quite bad at pretending to be someone else.
He's got like, 4...? faces that he uses regularly around here.
>>767720080
Is one of them that derpy looking angel with the cow tits? That's my favorite, he'll demand you call him Ikarous and go "..." whenever you call him Blood-chan.
>>767720153
Yup. Watermelon angel. He mostly uses a pink haired girl who i'll post now, disregard the mouth being moved, a blue(?) haired girl who a bad hair cut and almost always is holding a knife, and... probably several more that aren't coming to me at the moment.
>>767720264
>who a bad
...who has a bad...
>>767719151
Ah the name Chara is now ringing a bell. Right, I'll have to give the game a go.
>>767719188
I will pick it up next time it is on sale then.
I'm off.
>>767720317
Bye bye.
Friendly reminder that Chen has like 15 personas and nobody figured them out.
Mi Liu, Mai, Haikus, Nymph, Izaya, Kanra, Galko, Gine, MGD, Darwin, Frekz, The wastelander and Wish.
Just leaving this out here. Got proof for each claim.
>>767720264
I'd call that lazy, but I wouldn't get a new folder either.
I gotta leave as well, I'm doing commencement and getting my diploma tomorrow. Should have been asleep a long time ago. Seeya.
>>767720317
Later, dude.
>>767720458
Bye bye
>>767720429
i don't believe you
Erm, hi thread.
Claimed.
>>767720429
show proof for first three
An aussie buddy of mine has brought to my attention a hentai that has a protag that looks a shit ton like Minami. It's called sex friends and I'm not sure how to feel about it
>>767720841
Hard to be upset with your dick in your hand?
>>767720643
Hello
>>767720841
why are you telling us this
>>767720945
Cuz it's older and it's like tge spitting fucking image.
>Tfw waifu was potentially based off hentai character
Like, red hair, yellow bow, green eyes and even the uniform looks similar to this one
>>767721062
Oof. Well, i imagine you could find an even older thing with a similar looking character if you tried hard enough. Such is the nature of humans. Everything is a tweaked copy.
>>767721062
Link it
>>767721134
Just gotta go down the rabbit hole until I find a cave painting that looks similar
>>767721150
Nah, can just search it fam
>>767721248
Nigga you didn't even tell us the name of it
>>767721383
>you didn't even tell us the name of it
>>767721383
>Literally gave tge name in my first post
>>767721501
But do you not have "h" on your keyboard
>>767721591
Posting from mobile
You guys gotta love her
bump
Infinity war was good.
>>767722497
disintigration meme
>>767722658
I dont feel so good
