ITT: Friendzoned dudes who just can't escape.
Pic related. Greentext or image.
God bless him for trying though. I know the guy personally and it is tearing him up inside.
I can't understand why he won't give in. He's not generally an idiot, and her boyfriend is a good friend of his. She's kind of a bitch to me, but it's whatever. He just can't stop himself from trying, I guess.
Ok, I laughed.
I mean, I always thought she was fuckable. A bit of a bitch, but a decent person when she's not, and strangely enough, no stomach. It's all her ass, somehow, kinda like some rule34 drawing.
Jesus Christ I know exactly the sort of person you are just from reading that and the fact that your standards are low enough to the point where you'd find this whale 'fuckable' means you're more than likely not very attractive either.
Never claimed to be. Who cares? I'm just here to laugh at guys who may or may not have it worse than me. Pic related; Me.
Note: I am not normally sideways.
Holy crap if we're talking appearance we'd have to look hard to find someone that has it worse.
Guitar is for wannabe-soul douchebags. I play banjo and alto sax. Who the hell still wears torn jeans except wannabe 90's punk goths and sluts? I wear cargo khakis (Not shorts) with minimal tears and riding boots. I do wear fingerless gloves and a vest but they're more for protective and functional reasons. Riding a motorcycle isn't exactly risk-free, y'know?
Hey, whatever you two say. No skin off my back. Like I said, I'm just here for a good time.
There. That's all you get.
Yeah. TBH, she's kind of a bitch.
That picture was kinda old. Her boyfriend is the skinniest little prick in his platoon.
The dude actually tried to get in my face when I made a joke with a friend of mine about a big girl being with a tiny dude. It was odd to have a tiny 5'9" dude stare up at my fat 6'3" ass.
Oh boy do I sincerely hope that pic you posted was actually of you because if it was you are so fucked
So, lets all not forget to make a ylyl collage of this thread later on. We are live at THE online event of the week. Is the face pic really OP? Will #usarmygirlfriend be upset? Wil pencil soldier lash out? Stay tuned for all that and more!
Lol get over yourself, get drunk fuck girls and 420 blaze it faggot. There's no such thing as love, it's all chemicals in your brain, feel good while you still can instead of crying around
Reef is likely tightening his neck strap pretty tight right about now
I had literally just said, /b is shit tonight
Then I roll up on this.
How you surprise me.
>Profile named Reef
Yep looks like this is the bad boy
Here is the school's band website. Looks like Reef-o and Ol' Girl are both in it.
pc related. Probably Reef's alto sax
I predicted this earlier and got Satans 666 trips for maximum truth. If you all read this, please see all the personal info he posted. The dudes on the internet could not have known that bribri. Also, i think youre thick and sexy, not a whale. Xo
How could you do this to a man. I mean, I'm really amused but you absolutely destroyed this man's carrier.
Nice going boys, proud of you
He just changed his thumbnail lol but we already got him screen grabbed
OP so slooooow
Youre fucked boy, if you get away with this, i will be convinced america is a second world country. You deserve consequence. USA! USA! Sue his ass! Report it to the school board! Make a post about him on facebook! We have our new bad luck brian.
/b/ is no one's personal army, but I am proud that we all can work together for what really matters.
I salute you.
>if its not a fedora, im not wearing it
No santa hat for creepy mcnaughty
I got banned from reddit .... :(
should I contact the instagirl from my insta boy account? I will say to her "hello, it is have a nice day." "may i poo in your lasagna?" "may I please halpe you to administor the data?" "May I please help you to understand this onstroscity?"
Is that me in pic related?
I'll get you
I got him to post a load of pictures by asking for 'moar' and with each picture a bit more of her username was exposed
so im going to write a book about this thread.
can i get some more opinions of the events that just transpired?
90% of guys in the "friend zone" are guys who assume just cuz they're a nice guy, a women should suck his dick. You have to let her know you're interested in a romantic relationship through your words and actions. I know from experience, when I asked my current girlfriend out she said "I really thought you were just looking for a friend."
and to top that off I was the one that said he's more than likely unattractive in real life which triggered him to reply with a pic of himself actually proud I got someone to play themselves that badly
i think that reef is actually the nigger who is in the friendzone in disquises.
Look deeper.. Nigger can play saxaphone reef has an afro, also look at the way he is standing next to the sunglasses girl with the santa hat.
also it's confirmed that this is in the US state of cuba. Also we all know that I am reef. Would I lie? Wouldn't I know if I myself am actually the friendzoned block boi?
Hey, OP here. Turns out they were looking for a cuck so all turned out really well, on my way to their place to do the dishes....
Btw, OP youre fuckedddddd hahahahahaha. Not so Mcnaughty now are yeh? Harhar
Saw this shit unfold, was smiling the entire time. For real, boss, this some top tier shit.
You can just tell who the beta males are by reading their comments to girls, and...
Don’t really know, but it’s funny and sad at the same time.
The kid posting looks 17 and trying to damage control very poorly
I like to imagine OP is still lurking the thread on the verge of tears.
>>>>woman think scales are so accurate that they should put they weigh currently 245.4 lbs
If I started at 250 lbs and then weighed myself later and the scale said 245.4 lbs I'd say I haven't lost enough weight to make a difference on the scale
I Didn't even consider myself as having "lost weight" until I was down 12 lbs.
OP is still with us, wishing time could be reversed, but with his morality shook in to place. He might be ok, but for now, even that little tumor on his nose has watery eyes.
Hang in there OP. You could have been born a jew. Maybe pick up your banjo and play a sad tune or two? Dont forget your fingerless gloves for when you shred the solo of a million virgin tears.
Also just thought I'd say that once he posted a pic of himself I knew I had to find her profile because with a picture of himself here I knew we could fuck his shit up
ditto, on my worst day i weight in morning at 201 then ate alot of sodium/soda/water and weighted that night at 214.8
you have no idea how much water weight u can put on, a bottle of water is a pound and you dont piss right away.
Are you half blind? The dude got expose to the girl he talked shit about, turns out they all know eachother. OP knows black dude, black dude knows boyfriend of girl, etc, etc. Fucking ungratefull piece of shit you are.
In my country this landwhale would never get a boyfriend unless it was a near-dead junkie or an old hobo. What place is this that this shit is considered acceptable?
This is gonna be me for the next 24 hours knowing I set into motion the events to fuck up OPs life.
Oh, hi OP, how'd that personal army request turn out for ya?
Bet you're wishing it was denied right about now.
He never wanted 4chan to target her. He just started a thread and posted OC. Are you 12? Because you act like you are.
Actually seeing the screenshots she deserves to be laughed at. She is a fat lazy slob with the personality of a brick. But you're desperate enough to consider her fuckable.
A random anon finds all the info.
Meanwhile, people worry for "keeping" their privacy
>be me, 16yo dumbass
>in love with a girl for 3y
>she's always in a relationship, she'd broke up with one guy and the next week she'd have a new one
>i'm the one who wipes her tears and buys her comfort food after the breakups
>"you're such a great guy, anon"
>"if you ever get a girlfriend, she'll be lucky"
Anyway, fast forward senior year. We're both 17 and I'm still nothing more than her tissue and source of food.
>she started to go out with this guy, total asshole and has manh girls
>she comes to me one day crying
>"...did you two already broke up?"
>"anon... i'm pregnant"
>"he wants me to abort or take care of it myself because he doesn't want it but i kinda do but i can't do this alone"
>"eh... uhm... do you... ahm... is it okay with you if i take responsability of the child?"
>"OMG anon!!! would you really do such a thing?!"
>"for you... sure, b-because i've liked you for a long time"
>"...sorry, anon, but i only see you as a friend"
Long story short, I did ended up taking responsability for that child. She only stayed for a year and then she dissapeared with some other asshole. The kid is 6 now.
I'm not OP. He is a dumb fuck for posting himself on /b/ while slandering someone who knows him. But I do feel sorry for him because a little spoiled brat decided to doxx him. Now that brat is taking pride in his achievement and does pretty much half the posts in this thread. Maybe you are him.
I literally just printed this thread. Going to mail it over to his fathers address. Why? Cause i feel like it. I printed it in color and all images on a seperate page enlarged.
This has woken me from my slumber. Please incel. Do it for your bretheren. So much shame can only be washed away with the blood of innocents. Please, then an hero. Oh but can you stream it fb live. Please. Im not a robot
Don't listen to him OP.
The facebook live footage would be awful with you concentrating on killing innocents instead of providing content. So just an hero instead with a good camera angle.
Naw man we have to help his bro. Spam the cunt get her to notice the man she is neglecting. If she tells him to fuck off thats fine at least his fantasy of being with her will be gone and he can move on