ITT: Friendzoned dudes who just can't escape.
Pic related. Greentext or image.
God bless him for trying though. I know the guy personally and it is tearing him up inside.
>>767683433
Oh hey, self-check.
>>767683365
>and a hella good third wheel
he's at the bottom of friendzone. theres zero light shining.
>>767683856
It's like that dimension they banned Zod to.
>>767683239
Let's be real if anyone is getting friend zoned it's her that dude can do way better than that beached whale
>>767683856
>>767683934
I can't understand why he won't give in. He's not generally an idiot, and her boyfriend is a good friend of his. She's kind of a bitch to me, but it's whatever. He just can't stop himself from trying, I guess.
It's like she is actively trying to tell the world:
"I will never fuck him, there is nothing going on here. I'm still available!"
>>767683239
OP has autism for thinking this dude got friend zoned guys can be friends without wanting to fuck them.
>>767684101
do you know this guy? tell him to find his balls and take his life back. he's passing up so many opportunities of being with other, better people.
>>767683239
Post more
>>767684191
Basic human instinct begs to differ. Also, read the damn thread.
>>767684349
Read the damn thread.
>>767684191
>guys can be friends without wanting to fuck them
kek
>>767684191
thats a lie. every girl i was friends with i wanted to fuck.
>>767684466
oh ok. tell him to stop being a massive cuck lord and take his life back.
>>767684662
I've been trying to do that for five years. The dude can't pull his head out of the constant cloud of perfume she has around her.
>>767683239
OP has never been friend zoned because he doesn't have any friends.
>>767684891
OP here. Can confirm, no female friends.
>>767683239
How the fuck does this one-eyed one-horned flying-purple-people-eater fucking friend-zone /anyone/?
>>767684984
Being honest I'd be surprised if you have any guy friends.
>>767683239
>>767683365
>>767683433
hes got gay black face. hes not friendzoned, hes just a gay nigga
>>767683365
>personal trainer
Kek.
>>767685121
Ok, I laughed.
I mean, I always thought she was fuckable. A bit of a bitch, but a decent person when she's not, and strangely enough, no stomach. It's all her ass, somehow, kinda like some rule34 drawing.
>>767685138
I mean, not many. There's like, four. TBH, friendship isn't really a priority of mine. I've got a few acquaintances I trust in an emergency and that's about it.
>>767685286
Jesus Christ I know exactly the sort of person you are just from reading that and the fact that your standards are low enough to the point where you'd find this whale 'fuckable' means you're more than likely not very attractive either.
wew lad.
>>767685483
Never claimed to be. Who cares? I'm just here to laugh at guys who may or may not have it worse than me. Pic related; Me.
Note: I am not normally sideways.
>>767685712
Do you play guitar? are most of your jeans torn at the bottom? And do you have a leather jacket and fingerless gloves?
>>767685712
Holy crap if we're talking appearance we'd have to look hard to find someone that has it worse.
>>767685712
I take back what I said man you'd be lucky to get with the land whale
>>767685885
Guitar is for wannabe-soul douchebags. I play banjo and alto sax. Who the hell still wears torn jeans except wannabe 90's punk goths and sluts? I wear cargo khakis (Not shorts) with minimal tears and riding boots. I do wear fingerless gloves and a vest but they're more for protective and functional reasons. Riding a motorcycle isn't exactly risk-free, y'know?
>>767685921
>>767686062
Hey, whatever you two say. No skin off my back. Like I said, I'm just here for a good time.
>>767683239
post moar of this girl
>>767686766
Is this the greatest bait thread ever or is this guy just that autistic?
>>767686885
You tell me, man.
>>767686836
If you so insist.
Incels: The Thread
>>767687384
moar
>>767687495
Are you satiated yet, you sick fuck?
>>767687687
...moar
>>767687583
>>767685712
Do you know this whale?
>>767687548
God I hate people like this. As if being in a relationship for 7 days is an accomplishment. Come back at seven years
>>767687805
>>767687805
There. That's all you get.
>>767688418
Yeah. TBH, she's kind of a bitch.
>>767688575
That picture was kinda old. Her boyfriend is the skinniest little prick in his platoon.
>>767688779
I could tell he was a boot. Lmao
bump
>>767688779
Then why not share her account so we can fuck wtih her?
>>767688823
The dude actually tried to get in my face when I made a joke with a friend of mine about a big girl being with a tiny dude. It was odd to have a tiny 5'9" dude stare up at my fat 6'3" ass.
>>767689067
Well, tempting, but I do NOT need this traced back to me. I'd probably get expelled for cyberstalking and sexual harassment or something equally bullshit.
>>767689279
Well too bad.
P.S Fuck you OP
well what do we have here....
Everyone spam her with this thread. Also now you know why I wanted more pics of this land whale ;)
>>767689329
>>767689338
Have fun, bois.
>>767689448
Dude you posted a pic of your face retard. we're all gonna spam her with it
>>767689338
>US Army Girlfriend
please don't do anything stupid
>>767683239
The friend zone is innocent, I think gravity is the real culprit here.
>>767689279
OP are you fucked?
Oh boy do I sincerely hope that pic you posted was actually of you because if it was you are so fucked
>>767689633
checked
I just linked her the thread boys and she's looking at it now. RIP OP
On behalf of the non autistic 4chan users i apologize for OP's stalky and creepy behaviour #girlfriendofusarmy
KEK
>>767690126
The hero we don't deserve
>>767683239
Hey Brittany Lynne Kirke if you are reading this thread do say hello, you are now a /b/ princess
>>767683239
Maybe he's gay or just doesn't want a GF?
OP please post we need to know what's going through your head right now
>>767690530
Probably stuff like
>I can say that someone is trying to frame me
>I will get beaten up but atleast i can write a banjo song about it later on
>>767683239
Looks like this dude is friendzoned by every girl he knows.
>>767690666
Fuck I really hope her boyfriend fucks him up.
Nice trips by the way
OP hasn't responded in a while he must be shitting his pants
>>767690776
Thanks. Satan!
So, lets all not forget to make a ylyl collage of this thread later on. We are live at THE online event of the week. Is the face pic really OP? Will #usarmygirlfriend be upset? Wil pencil soldier lash out? Stay tuned for all that and more!
>>767690698
>Also, you're black
White girls are all whores nowadays
I was friendzoned by my highschool best friend for more than 5 years, I never felt the same thing for someone after her, i've basically stopped searching for a gf, i just watch porn
Okay, so we know the name of the School and can assume OP is a bandfag and plays alto in it. Surely we can find his account too
Guys she says she recognized him so it really was him in that pic oh boy OP must hate life atm.
Also who the fuck calls their child reef?
A fat white girl friendzones a black guy...
What is this, opposite day?
>>767691445
His name is reef?
>>767691445
Oh joy, can you like screencap some of her stuff for the ylyl collage we MUST publish later on.
>>767691570
Indeed
>>767691428
Lol get over yourself, get drunk fuck girls and 420 blaze it faggot. There's no such thing as love, it's all chemicals in your brain, feel good while you still can instead of crying around
>>767691445
Share screens plz
>>767683239
Niggers stink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sljyG3rqGAY
>>767685212
/thread
Reef is likely tightening his neck strap pretty tight right about now
Another pic of OP
>>767685712
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT
Nothing to add. I just wanted to be part of this epic bread
who really cares if hes in the friendzone with this fat cow
>>767692013
Golden
Twinkle
In
My
Eye
>>767687484
/thread
>>767688823
Was it the hair? I when I was in the army the only people who got that hair cut were the wannabe tough guys. Or the ones who were failing pt.
>>767692013
Hahah good on you Anon this cunt is fucked
I had literally just said, /b is shit tonight
Then I roll up on this.
How you surprise me.
>>767690666
Satan trips of truth
>>767687511
>same thumbnail
>>767691445
>Profile named Reef
Yep looks like this is the bad boy
https://www.dbsband.com/
Here is the school's band website. Looks like Reef-o and Ol' Girl are both in it.
pc related. Probably Reef's alto sax
Where the heck is op when the story is just getting juiced! Thanks anon for a good story! It's be cooler if you got back out to hear some current events!
>>767689338
>lost 5 pounds
>>767692586
I predicted this earlier and got Satans 666 trips for maximum truth. If you all read this, please see all the personal info he posted. The dudes on the internet could not have known that bribri. Also, i think youre thick and sexy, not a whale. Xo
>>767683239
OP — it's pretty normal for chicks to think the person they're fucking is their "best friend". Look at his smile... they've been fucking for years.
Kek’d
>>767685712
>>767683365
I'd cut that bitch. Then when she says our friend ship is over. Then ask her out!
>>767692655
Now ask her if she really friendzoned that cuck.
DO IT ANON
How could you do this to a man. I mean, I'm really amused but you absolutely destroyed this man's carrier.
Nice going boys, proud of you
>>767693184
Sorry, we were aiming for his destroyer
>>767692636
>>767692417
He just changed his thumbnail lol but we already got him screen grabbed
>>767683365
called third wheel in public
tell that nigga to stop being so pathetic
>>767693271
OP so slooooow
Youre fucked boy, if you get away with this, i will be convinced america is a second world country. You deserve consequence. USA! USA! Sue his ass! Report it to the school board! Make a post about him on facebook! We have our new bad luck brian.
>>767687548
Military dudes always get with whales what the fuck
The band wants some screencaps too!
Mr. Brandon Poiroux
Director of Bands
[email protected]
I’d fuck her
>>767692771
Goebel was one of the most degenerate looking people I know.
/b/ is no one's personal army, but I am proud that we all can work together for what really matters.
I salute you.
o7
>>767693639
Yes, coral mcnaughty needs to do epic sax guy for our remorse or we will destruct his entire... i mean "entire" social life
>>767689606
Underrated post. I keked.
I vote for brii to become our new, um, fatty-chan?
im ready to help /b/ tell me what to do and I have you for us and this is how this is what when it will happening. oooooo babby a triple. I'm the instagram boy!!! I am friendzoned
>>767692013
>if its not a fedora, im not wearing it
No santa hat for creepy mcnaughty
>>767694060
kill yourself
>>767694060
Nigga, words. What the fuck?
>>767694127
Can't tell if I'm into sunglasses sax or if she just looks that much better next to Reef
>>767694127
>Creepy Mcnaughty
Top fucking kek
>>767694133
I got banned from reddit .... :(
should I contact the instagirl from my insta boy account? I will say to her "hello, it is have a nice day." "may i poo in your lasagna?" "may I please halpe you to administor the data?" "May I please help you to understand this onstroscity?"
>>767694127
Is that me in pic related?
>>767694181
I'll get you
>>767694286
She’s probably around 4 beers..
That big titted chick would get the dick
>>767693639
Wait what's the name of the school?? Bay county Florida is where I live haha
why did he post this? I just don't understand the motivation.
Hey online friends, out of curiosity, how did you trace the original pictures to the girl's Instagram account?
>>767694729
I got him to post a load of pictures by asking for 'moar' and with each picture a bit more of her username was exposed
so im going to write a book about this thread.
can i get some more opinions of the events that just transpired?
>>767689338
Her goal is 125lbs? Try meth and a hatchet.
>>767685712
Hey Crabbe, where's Goyle and Malfoy
90% of guys in the "friend zone" are guys who assume just cuz they're a nice guy, a women should suck his dick. You have to let her know you're interested in a romantic relationship through your words and actions. I know from experience, when I asked my current girlfriend out she said "I really thought you were just looking for a friend."
>>767694729
and to top that off I was the one that said he's more than likely unattractive in real life which triggered him to reply with a pic of himself actually proud I got someone to play themselves that badly
OP gets beautifully destroyed
>>767695061
i think that reef is actually the nigger who is in the friendzone in disquises.
Look deeper.. Nigger can play saxaphone reef has an afro, also look at the way he is standing next to the sunglasses girl with the santa hat.
also it's confirmed that this is in the US state of cuba. Also we all know that I am reef. Would I lie? Wouldn't I know if I myself am actually the friendzoned block boi?
Hey, OP here. Turns out they were looking for a cuck so all turned out really well, on my way to their place to do the dishes....
Btw, OP youre fuckedddddd hahahahahaha. Not so Mcnaughty now are yeh? Harhar
>>767695459
>OPs face when hero anon found insta profile of bri
>>767695459
nigga what
>>767685712
Hi, Shrek
>>767695294
Saw this shit unfold, was smiling the entire time. For real, boss, this some top tier shit.
>>767693230
underrated post.
>>767687384
more like planet ham
>>767687384
>three miles tonight
Must have been the length of the buffet.
>>767692013
You can just tell who the beta males are by reading their comments to girls, and...
>>767695529
What is going on here? I'm so lost. Is the guy posting pics of his convo with some chick with her consent?
OP here. I am secretely in love with girl. do not tell her. i repeat DO NOT tell her. I am waiting for memorial day to unveil my unrequited love to her. my name is reef
>>767685712
Holy shit, dude.
>>767695529
You're such a faggot, virgin, weirdo. Please die.
>>767685712
Jesus christ dude
>>767689338
>>767695706
Don’t really know, but it’s funny and sad at the same time.
The kid posting looks 17 and trying to damage control very poorly
>>767692704
>4.6
>>767695529
Is this the first conversation you’ve ever had with a chick?
>>767689606
Fucking kek
>>767694873
Very clever actually. Thanks
This is why I still come here
>>767694686
Deane Bozeman School
>>767696016
seconded
>>767692013
Shit, OP. You done goofed.
>>767683433
shes a dyke hes gay....
>>767685712
>>767686766
>>767695529
>>767689338
What a moldy bastard. Just look at the shiner on his nose as well. Did the stress make it grow a bit more? Creepy Mcnaughty, you are a cancer!
>>767695651
Lol what is this gif
>>767695529
>”oh snap crackle pop”
I want to snap, crackle pop you in the face, anon.
>>767696304
That's how you get these faggot normies to trust you
>>767685712
Steven?
>>767696304
>>767695793
Is this OP or is what anon said really that bad?
>>767690698
emmaawindHAM
Girl in original pic is a HAMplanet. This guy just has a ham fedish. He’s been spending five years for something he could accomplish in five minutes at a butcher
>>767685712
“Riding a motorcycle isn't exactly risk-free, y'know?“
Shoulda put on those fingerless gloves before posting OP
>>767696456
10/10
>>767692013
>>767696456
>>767683239
that dude can do way better than 3 whales in a purple glad bag.
>>767687511
i fuckin seriously hate people so much
>>767696758
>>767696778
It's weird seeing people post in this thread as if it were a normal friendzone thread without realizing the shit that went down.
>>767683365
>and a hella good third wheel
>>767696398
>That's how you get these faggot normies to trust you
Nah, dude. That’s how autistic losers think “normies” talk.
>>767694873
LMAO
>>767685712
You look like a diabetic Lord Farquaad
>>767696912
This
oh snap crackle pop
>>767696884
Ikr.
Kids really dont appriciate fine art now-a-days. This thread is a 4chan alltime gem.
>>767694873
Good tactic.
Will use in future threads.
I like to imagine OP is still lurking the thread on the verge of tears.
>>767689338
>>>>woman think scales are so accurate that they should put they weigh currently 245.4 lbs
If I started at 250 lbs and then weighed myself later and the scale said 245.4 lbs I'd say I haven't lost enough weight to make a difference on the scale
I Didn't even consider myself as having "lost weight" until I was down 12 lbs.
>>767697118
Nerd. You have an equal scale obsession, fatty.
Any update from the landwhale or OP?
>>767689338
Whale whale what do we have here.
>>767697215
Last update >>767695529
>>767697215
OP is still with us, wishing time could be reversed, but with his morality shook in to place. He might be ok, but for now, even that little tumor on his nose has watery eyes.
Hang in there OP. You could have been born a jew. Maybe pick up your banjo and play a sad tune or two? Dont forget your fingerless gloves for when you shred the solo of a million virgin tears.
>>767683239
"Never claimed to be. Who cares? I'm just here to laugh at guys who may or may not have it worse than me."
Oh boy OP, if only you knew how this was going to turn out.......
>>767685712
OP done goofed ahahahahhah
>>767683239
Toasting in epic thread
>>767696884
yea i didnt read through til after, i was skimming
>>767695294
Also just thought I'd say that once he posted a pic of himself I knew I had to find her profile because with a picture of himself here I knew we could fuck his shit up
>>767697118
It was probably water weight. I normally change by 5-8lbs a day, but I only record my morning weight out of 3 weigh ins
>>767695529
>snap ,crackle,pop
Hply shet you cant write stuff this autistic.
>>767696884
I don't know what went down, what happened?
>>767697882
Fag
>>767697905
OP made a series of bad decisions which led to his life being fucked up.
>>767697905
If only there was some way to find out. Like if you could scroll through in read everything that has been posted. They should add some way to do that...
>>767697882
ditto, on my worst day i weight in morning at 201 then ate alot of sodium/soda/water and weighted that night at 214.8
you have no idea how much water weight u can put on, a bottle of water is a pound and you dont piss right away.
>>767697970
No you
>>767683239
One of you anons please screenshot this,i havent been this proud of /b/ in a minute.
This was victory boys enjoy it.
>>767684851
So uh OP now that the cat is out of the bag and your life is fucked think you're gonna tell him?
>>767685712
Bwahahahahhahahahhaa im glad this thread backfired on you on.
>>767698018
yeah there's no context other than "lol poor bastard"
People are implying there's more than "guy got friendzoned" but that's all it seems to be.
>>767698331
That miltary dude is gonna woop his ass when he gets back to town.
Has anyone else tried messaging OP or the girl on insta?
>>767698428
Are you half blind? The dude got expose to the girl he talked shit about, turns out they all know eachother. OP knows black dude, black dude knows boyfriend of girl, etc, etc. Fucking ungratefull piece of shit you are.
>>767689338
>>767688779
>>767688668
>>767687583
In my country this landwhale would never get a boyfriend unless it was a near-dead junkie or an old hobo. What place is this that this shit is considered acceptable?
>>767698546
Lets find his house and go there when armyboy is back in town. I can video and one of ya'll should do the constant "ooooh worldstaaar worldstaaaaaar" type audience sounds.
>>767698565
Fuck dude, read the damn thread..
>>767698546
OP will have time to run away when the bf has to climb down from the whales back
>>767698659
Top kek,whats his address?
We might have to get some help for more info,oh shit wait.
We can just ask the girl from IG
>>767683239
>>767683365
>>767683433
Have you considered that maybe it's her in the friend zone?
>>767693529
Because they are easy and not crazy bitches that will fight back
>>767698770
Watch it now or you'll be fucked like OP also.
>>767698762
I'm the guy that got the creep to post the picture of himself so I know what's going on, I was asking if anyone other than hero anon tried messaging her or creepy mcnaughty.
>>767698796
This his mommy
facebook /tawnya.norton
>>767698918
DUDE ask her for his address,cmon be our /b/oy do it.
>>767699031
Well,well the ride never ends. Im about to do some serious detective work i'll be black.
This shit can’t be real...
>>767683239
>So...he was behind of it.
Look at his moms life quote, rofl
>>767683239
ITT: Neckbeards whiteknighting for a hideous landwhale
Ginger Hitler Youth can't get no love.
This is gonna be me for the next 24 hours knowing I set into motion the events to fuck up OPs life.
This his daddy
facebook /captjnorton
>>767699490
>>767699281
I agree that we should link the parents the thread or a screencap of the thread but they don't deserve to have their shit fucked up like their son Creepy Mcnaughty
>>767699321
No.
When you unleash the Personal Army, it targets whatever the fuck it wants to get maximum kek.
Usually it's whatever faggot tried to call out the army that gets fucked.
>>767696505
>>767699204
Motorcycle goggles
>>767689416
>CCCRREEEDDD
>>767699773
To be honest I think the last thing this creep wanted was for us to target this girl at least not with her knowing anyway.
i am still wondering what her pussy looks and smells like
help me get answers
>>767699321
Oh, hi OP, how'd that personal army request turn out for ya?
Bet you're wishing it was denied right about now.
>>767692013
Christ you are such a FUCKING PUSSY
>>767699773
He never wanted 4chan to target her. He just started a thread and posted OC. Are you 12? Because you act like you are.
Actually seeing the screenshots she deserves to be laughed at. She is a fat lazy slob with the personality of a brick. But you're desperate enough to consider her fuckable.
>>767683239
>friendzone
>nigga can't escape her gravitational field
>>767699847
I think he was hoping we'd think it was the nig posting, and chubby would kick the nog to the curb.
Then he could make a move while Captain Kid was away.
>>767693230
A random anon finds all the info.
Meanwhile, people worry for "keeping" their privacy
Story Time!
>be me, 16yo dumbass
>in love with a girl for 3y
>we're friends
>she's always in a relationship, she'd broke up with one guy and the next week she'd have a new one
>i'm the one who wipes her tears and buys her comfort food after the breakups
>"you're such a great guy, anon"
>"haha... thanks"
>"if you ever get a girlfriend, she'll be lucky"
>if
>ouch.gif
Anyway, fast forward senior year. We're both 17 and I'm still nothing more than her tissue and source of food.
>she started to go out with this guy, total asshole and has manh girls
>she comes to me one day crying
>"...did you two already broke up?"
>"anon... i'm pregnant"
>ohshit.jpg
>"he wants me to abort or take care of it myself because he doesn't want it but i kinda do but i can't do this alone"
>"eh... uhm... do you... ahm... is it okay with you if i take responsability of the child?"
>"OMG anon!!! would you really do such a thing?!"
>"for you... sure, b-because i've liked you for a long time"
>"...sorry, anon, but i only see you as a friend"
>mfw
Long story short, I did ended up taking responsability for that child. She only stayed for a year and then she dissapeared with some other asshole. The kid is 6 now.
>>767697970
fatty detected. anyone who doesnt weigh themselves regularly is probably a fat fuck in denial
>>767700232
He thinks this is still a friend zone thread.
How cute
>>767700073
You're either a samefag or even dumber than OP.
>>767700073
>OP used Damage Control
>It's not very effective
>>767700232
wtf, why would u take the kid??
>>767685712
You aren't a bad looking guy. Please don't let these people get to you
>>767700438
I see OP's mom joined the thread, welcome!
>>767700438
Is anyone else gonna be our /b/oy and continue to text with creepy mcnaughty or the girl for more info
>>767683239
Better have gotten a handjob
>>767700438
>>767700376
I'm not OP. He is a dumb fuck for posting himself on /b/ while slandering someone who knows him. But I do feel sorry for him because a little spoiled brat decided to doxx him. Now that brat is taking pride in his achievement and does pretty much half the posts in this thread. Maybe you are him.
>>767700736
I literally just printed this thread. Going to mail it over to his fathers address. Why? Cause i feel like it. I printed it in color and all images on a seperate page enlarged.
>>767700438
>>767700799
Youre a pussy. Fuck off to reddit.
itt: fags
>Op brings keks for all
>Friendzone story
>No harpoons??
>4chan anons White Knight
wew lad
>>767690666
>write a banjo song about it later
Holy fuck my sides
>>767700905
I was just about to message his mom were doing gods work anon,keep up it up.
>>767700799
>97 posters
kek
>>767684191
Yes we get it you love cock jesus. Let the men fuckin talk mate.
>>767697118
Why would the scale say something different if you hadn't made a difference?
The difference could be explained by shit or water weight but it's still a different number.
>>767701012
And 278 posts. Your point being?
>>767701086
Hey OP can you please give us some insight as to what's going through your head right now
The band wants some screencaps too!
Mr. Brandon Poiroux
Director of Bands
[email protected]
>>767700232
She left you with her kid?
This has woken me from my slumber. Please incel. Do it for your bretheren. So much shame can only be washed away with the blood of innocents. Please, then an hero. Oh but can you stream it fb live. Please. Im not a robot
>>767700304
Hadn't read the rest of the thread lol
>>767700905
Kek
>>767701395
Don't listen to him OP.
The facebook live footage would be awful with you concentrating on killing innocents instead of providing content. So just an hero instead with a good camera angle.
>>767700431
I was a dumbass in love thinking she might love me down the road. I love the kid, to me he's my boy and to him I'm his papa.
>>767701354
Yup.
>>767689480
Naw man we have to help his bro. Spam the cunt get her to notice the man she is neglecting. If she tells him to fuck off thats fine at least his fantasy of being with her will be gone and he can move on
>>767701495
Are you still an incel?
>>767684468
>>767684645
Were you friends with 350+ lb girls?
>>767695164
Only got this now. Top kek
OP stop lurking and post something.
>>767683433
She looks so pretty in this photo. I can see why he pines.
>>767683239
Friend zoned by a land whale, fuckin ouch.
>>767701928
Angles young one. Never be fooled by instagram thotery
>>767688575
My 8th anniversary is in a few weeks. Where's my medal faggot.
>>767683239
Obviously that niggers gay
>>767702010
>Land zoned
Amirite
>>767685712
>>767693701
Angry fag
