Last thing i bought was a pizza. I am currently shitting and replying to your post. So it is in my anus?
> "... How hard are you screaming now ? (with my corrections to your appalling misuse of case) " ;
Need to fell some big trees this Bank Holiday weekend, and get rid of the lumber.
Just bought a new petrol driven chainsaw and a second-hand high power chipper, so I guess it depends which one (ot those two items) is considered to be the
> "... last thing ...[ I ]... bought ..." ;
..... and how far up it has been shoved up
> "... inside ...[ my ]... anus ! ..." ;
also, whether the selected device is powered up (and running) or not.
Two boxes of .303 british for my enfield and before that a pith helmet. I'd say that would be the most uncanny place to house my rounds dare i say.
Cursed Lands. If you don't know it, don't even bother with looking it up. I misread something somewhere and all that happens is she flashes a little titty and it fades to black. Very disappoint. Goddamn do I make the WORST decisions when I'm drunk and hard.
Last thing I bought was... 500g of creatine.
I'm okay with this.
>dem anal gains
Last thing I bought was lunch meat and not much of it so if feels weird but I'm okay
Wish I didn't shove Turkey up my ass though and I'm pretty sure I have defiled some poor animal's corpse