LAST THING YOU BOUGHT IS NOW INSIDE YOUR ANUS!
HOW HARD ARE YOU SCREAMING NOW?
>>767628610
Last thing I bought was ice cream.
>>767628610
xiaomi tv box
it's not going to be fun but It could be worse
>>767628636
Lucky fucker.
I got a jalapeño pretzel yesterday afternoon.
>>767628610
Spicy chicken sandwich. Funny because I ate it a few hours ago and I’m shitting right now so it probably actually inside my ass.
pack of cigarettes, not so bad.
12” sub sandwich with all the toppings
fortnite season 4 battle pass
Last thing i bought was a pizza. I am currently shitting and replying to your post. So it is in my anus?
bottle of icy fleshlube, actually. Guess I'm shitting ice
A fucking greenhouse. Hard, very hard. Probably ded
>>767628610
a full tank of petrol.
for the love of god, nobody light a match
>>767628610
Oh god. The last thing I bought was a bike.
>>767628610
> "... How hard are you screaming now ? (with my corrections to your appalling misuse of case) " ;
Need to fell some big trees this Bank Holiday weekend, and get rid of the lumber.
Just bought a new petrol driven chainsaw and a second-hand high power chipper, so I guess it depends which one (ot those two items) is considered to be the
> "... last thing ...[ I ]... bought ..." ;
..... and how far up it has been shoved up
> "... inside ...[ my ]... anus ! ..." ;
also, whether the selected device is powered up (and running) or not.
A xanax tab. I'd say I'm doing juuuuuuust fine.
>>767628610
if its just the one beer im ok, if its the whole 24 pack.......i might wake my whole street
>>767628610
An ounce of tobacco. Doesn't hurt but I'll probably have nicotine poisoning in a bit
>>767628864
millennial detected
>>767628610
these ear pud are gonna get all tied up now
Vape and a butt plug. Good thing I'm already a fag, amirite?
Two boxes of .303 british for my enfield and before that a pith helmet. I'd say that would be the most uncanny place to house my rounds dare i say.
Starbucks coffee bottle
>>767628610
Volswagen mk2 elite, I wont be screaming but sure as hell ill be dead
Some shitty hentai game. I know, I'm a pervert and, even worse, I'm a weeb. Sue me. Question though. Being a digital product, how does putting it in my ass work?
>>767631294
But what hentai game
>inb4 sakurashit
A bag of rice...
Well...
A clipper. Probably feels nice.
>>767631417
Cursed Lands. If you don't know it, don't even bother with looking it up. I misread something somewhere and all that happens is she flashes a little titty and it fades to black. Very disappoint. Goddamn do I make the WORST decisions when I'm drunk and hard.
>>767628610
Last thing I bought was... 500g of creatine.
I'm okay with this.
>dem anal gains
>>767628610
Ear plugs
>>767628610
A 4for4 meal from Wendy's? Whew.
Btw I'm shitting rn so it's coming right back out anyway.
12 oz of beer
>>767628610
A set of Fender CS 69 pickups.
>>767628610
>750ml bottle of Evan Williams
Eh, ill be fine
A cucumber, some avocados, some feta (the real stuff) and a bag of sesame seed
A paint brush, shouldn't hurt its pretty small
$150 worth of groceries including a 15kg bag of dogfood.
A cup of coffee
>>767628610
Groceries. Well, it was only a matter of time, really...
>>767628864
You could have bought a dildo last and still been less of a faggot right now.
>>767631520
Well, at least your new husbando's dressed the part.
>>767628610
Last thing I bought was lunch meat and not much of it so if feels weird but I'm okay
Wish I didn't shove Turkey up my ass though and I'm pretty sure I have defiled some poor animal's corpse
>>767631168
I love that gun, sad i sold it. Glad it was to my best friend
>>767629977
what?
i'm fine
>>767628610
2013 Toyota Tacoma...
I think I'm dead...
laser eye surgery?
>>767628610
Holy hell. A bottle of Mrs. Renfro's Ghost Pepper Nacho Cheese Sauce. Was going to happen in 5 minutes anyway...
