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Hey all so I've decided to do an advice thread to kill some time!

I'm a bit better in dealing with matters of the heart but I'm open to try to help give advice on other things

So you're free to ask anything you want and I'll answer via vocaroo!

Pic unrelated sort of
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>>767578633
Is there not some faggot board you could take this shit to? Like /soc/?
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>>767578719
/b/ is the faggot board
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>>767578633
Can I get two tickets for Avengers? Another ticket for Pacific Rim. And... three tickets for the shit in theater nine.
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>>767578719
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1MJ3BkWSoIn
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>>767578633
>Hey all so I've decided to do an advice thread
um why not go to /adv/.....that is why it is there for a reason.
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>>767578773
>/b/ is the faggot board
No, it's still RANDOM. But maybe a name changed to FAGGOT SPAM is in order.
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>>767578633
Can you chug bleach on a livestream? Would help out a lot.
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>>767578799
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xe3Fqbarb1
You're silly
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>>767578799
>Avengers
A super hero gang bang
>Pacific Rim
Giant robots that are into anal and piloted by 1 white guy, 1 black guy and a Chinese girl.
Which one would you suffer the most watching.
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>>767578865
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PXrAxOWy3H
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>>767578936
Okay
1. Rude.
2. Tits or gtfo.
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>>767579025
The super hero gang bang. Tbh, anal robots sounds better.
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>>767578912
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08mCDKMpOw5
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>>767579093
I thought I was rather kind.
Also sorry no can do.
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>>767579219
Tits or gtfo, or get me my goddamn movie tickets.
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>>767579219
Then GTFO, you know the rules.
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>>767579268
Yea sorry no can do. I can give you a full summary of avengers if youd like?
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>>767579376
HERE'S WHAT I WANT:
TITS
TWO TICKETS FOR AVENGERS
ANOTHER TICKET FOR PACIFIC RIM
AND THREE TICKETS FOR THE SHIT IN THEATER NINE
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>>767579309
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YBPLJTrtpo
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How do I know if I'm in love?
And how do I know if she likes me back?
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>>767579444
Yea I'm sorry sir. Don't make me call security please
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>>767579495
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rct902Kk2F
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>>767579495
>How do I know if I'm in love?
You act like an over sensitive idiot and can't go a day without looking at her picture or what she is up to.
>And how do I know if she likes me back?
Anal. And she will be having longer conversations with you about sensitive subjects to get a read on you. And again anal.
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Yeah sure. How does one stop habitual, crippling, procrastination?
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>>767579784
https://vocaroo.com/i/s18qPaRYPzPn>>767579495
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>>767579780
You answered greatly, thanks for the advice OP
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>>767580371
Do 1 thing different a day.
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>>767580371
https://vocaroo.com/i/s185b4msIlyL
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>>767580654
No problem I'm happy i was able to help
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She's only out of her most likely first long term relationship.

We got along well and she invited me for drinks even though she's only met me once at that point.
Then I invited her for drinks, then we did some activities together. She always brought a friend but I feel recently she started feeling comfortable with me and I walked her home, she was pleased and told me to text her back, so I did. We got along really well after that so I thought its time to ask her out on a date.

Asked her out to movies, she agreed, then she asked if its still on but I had to reschedule. She wanted to reschedule too, so I did and she told me she doesn't really want to go anymore and asked who else was going to come. I assumed she already figured out it was a date, then I said just the two of us and she made an excuse not to go so I took it as a hint and dropped her.

I think its because of her ex that she was giving me mixed signals. She initiated a lot of the meet ups and acted more interested in me than I was in her.

Why did she bail at the end? any potential for the future (stay friends and see what happens) or am I right to drop her?
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>>767580608
Invalid media sir
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>>767578633
I really like her but she just came out of a relationship, I talk to her everyday. How long do I have to wait to ask her out?
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>>767581125
>How long do I have to wait to ask her out?
Dude hate to say it but you are the non romantic rebound. So either go for it right away. Or watch your chance drift away over time.
>>767580988
Same for you. You are the non romantic rebound.
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>>767580988
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GwPbGxfYC0
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>>767581094
https://vocaroo.com/i/s18qPaRYPzPn

?
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>>767581467
I had a feeling I would be the non-romantic rebound but I think I might just keep talking to her and see if any feelings start to develop
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>>767581751
>but I think I might just keep talking to her and see if any feelings start to develop
Good to know anon don't give up. And if it doesn't lead anywhere then at least you have tried. But good luck.
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>>767581125
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19hJcBkUeni
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>>767578633
Recommend some anime that will make me cry.
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>>767581942
So why can't you post your answers on here if I might ask?
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>>767582086
um......I only know anime's that have guns in it......
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>>767582086
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HxQx8CiaCs
Inuyasha is a long one but after so long you get so emotionally attached to them all
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>>767582143
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iQw251Umwm
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>>767580746
>>767580837
Thanks
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>>767582766
No problem anon
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I have a really cute friend, and I want to go out with her, but I'm having trouble asking because I don't know if it's worth losing our friendship (we're pretty close) if she says no. Plus, her ex is a friend of mine. thanks in advance, buddy
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>>767583476
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jztlouhVTd
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>>767583614
that makes sense. She's not really the type to get touchy, but what gets me is that she genuinely cares. when I was going through a messy break up, she biked over from her house and brought me ice cream, she laughs a lot at my jokes, but she has short hair, so doesn't play with it much haha. I'm probably making excuses though, and I'll just see how things play out
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Bump
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>>767583935
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qaNLaWS0np
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>>767581588
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GwPbGxfYC0
she told me she would get back to me if she changed her mind so I told her there's no rush and tried to play it off as I didn't exactly ask her out on a date, which I didn't, I suggested we watch a film together and she was up for it. Think she actually wanted us to go alone together but on the actual day she might've gotten cold feet so she bailed.

She did invite her friend once and we pretty much ended up talking for the most part and her friend got ignored to the point where she left after about an hour. The two of us stayed together the whole night and thats when I walked her home so I thought it would be ok to ask her out, even if indirectly.

But yeah I'll see, I'm gonna stay friends with her for now and see how that develops but I don't want to be too forward in case I actually am a rebound, which I initially thought I was but she does seem to have some interest, just maybe not there yet. Thanks anyways!
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>>767578633
Fuck off Alice.
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>>767579093
Its a dude, dude.
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>>767584410
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1rdd2t29HfV
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>>767584460
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZFHGaOhxTV
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>>767584654
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xNhlzTe3py
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZqRMphkgR0

OP OUT!!!
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>>767585005
More like called out.
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is it pointless to keep chasing after the girl I like, even though she likes another guy
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>>767585419
Called out?
What?
I just heard his car pull up so I decided to bounce lol I'm only here till he cones home

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>>767585767
Yes. Please don't waste your time dear
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>>767578633
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>>767586290
Sure you are ... thought you already left.
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