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hey /b/

today's my birthday and it consisted of
>mom bought a cake
>put a single candle that was laying around
>sung happy birthday
>we eat a small piece of the cake
>i go back to my room and play vidya

meanwhile i see all these other stories about how people were doing drugs in their birthdays and how the party was huge
i feel like absolute shit
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Happy birthday, Anon!
I know it doesn’t mean much from a stranger.. if the days not over yet, you could always go and treat yourself to something you want and have a nice evening on your own! Pick up a new game and some snacks and enjoy the rest of the night?
The drugs and parties are overrated and long term makes you feel just as empty inside as any other meaningless existence, it just looks more exciting on social media.
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>>767485244
Thats pretty much all my birthdays because i have no friends so you're not alone bud
Happy b-day
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>>767485244
Happy birthday, Anon! I've been there before, but things get better and like >>767485576
said, drugs and parties are overrated and it won't help you feel better. Just do shit you want to do and enjoy yourself.
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>>767485576
>>767485729
>>767485806
OP here, thanks for all the good wishes, at least I'm not crying anymore.
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>celebrating birthdays past high school
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>>767485244
Congratulations on the day when you're another whole year closer to death. All that, just because your dad fucked your mom. What an achievement to be celebrating.
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>>767485244
Solution: do drugs
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be glad youre not out doing drugs.


happy birthday anon
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>>767485244
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
And atleast you are not trying to prove yourself to others. Some guy at my old school was smoking weed everyday to look cool and drinking and the greatest thing about that was that his gf dumped him for that. so its not that bad
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>>767485244
Happy birthday anon!
if it's any consolidation, I don't bother with birthday party's at all, while my friends do.
I loathe going to to them, would prefer to just smoke some weed and watch memevids.
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Birthdays aren't really that special. They come and go, if you want to do something special then do it. There really isn't that much from stopping you. HBD btw
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Happy Birthday, Anon!
We love you!
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Happy birthday Anon, i don't know you but idc and i want you to be happy
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>>767485244
did YOU planned something? or you just sat your sorry ass waiting for the world around you give you an amazing party?
that is the difference, dumbass
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>>767485244

Happy B-day, faggot. I got a card from the company that I get my car insurance from for my birthday. It was three days late.
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>>767485244
Happy birthday /b/ you got friends here at least
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how old are you anon ?
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>>767485244
Happy birthday and look you got dubs
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>>767485244
Why do you faggots insist that your birthday be a fucking national holiday. The HR secretary at my company reminds me when it is my birthday because I always forget. I'm too busy doing shit.

Learn an instrument. Learn to cook. Just do something for yourself because you're going to be the only person that wants to invest in you.
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Happy birthday!!!
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Happy birthday! Don't feel like that, those people exaggerate most of the time, anyways.
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>>767485244
it's ok buddy, you are among friends now. happy birthday homie!
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Happy birthday, Anon
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>>767485244
happppppy birthday /b/ro! here's some tits!
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Happy birthday Anon!

I could give you a big spiel about my life story and how being a (self proclaimed) philanthropist doesn't actually give you more friends etc.

But today is about you. It's OK to be alone. Especially when you're young. You will save more money and then put yourself in a good position. And it's better to be rich and alone than homeless with lots of friends
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>>767485244
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>>767485244
happy birthday save up and hire a prostute
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>>767485244
Happy Birthday Anon!
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>>767485244
Happy birthday, fren. It may not have been "lit af XD", but you still have your mom. Be happy, m8.
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Happy birthday anon, i wouldn't think too much about it i don't celebrate my own birthdays.
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Happy bday anon!!!
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>>767485244
Happy Birthday Anon!

At least you still have your mother.

Closest I've every been to blowing my brains out was when she passed, and trust me it's not something you want to face alone. Maybe this can be a wakeup call for you to start doing something with your life.
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>Be me
>Family fights at birthdays
>They act like it's a horrible chore to be there but insist on doing something regardless
>Young me either goes along with it or deals with the interrogation about why I don't want to do anything

I always wanted more birthdays alone—just never enough to deal with the questioning and tantrums—and now that I'm older I just don't pick up the phone or answer messages on my birthday.

If you want to do something then do it. Birthdays are meaningless; especially once you're old enough and have a decent job to just buy the things you want or drive to see the people you like.
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>>767486084
Happy to hear you’re not crying anymore, anon! These days are always so disappointing when they come around and they’re not great, simply because it’s so easy to compare them other peoples experiences.
Find something you enjoy and do that, try not to think about what society thinks a birthday /should/ be! And have some more cake! That shits good!
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>>767485244
Feeling sorry for yourself is the reason you don't have any friends you autistic life reject

All of you fatass spaghetti o smelling basement neets need to stop playing the victim card theres a reason society scrutinizes you because you're a useless fat piece of shit
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>>767485244
Happy birthday Underage fag. How many more years till you're suppose to be on here?
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OP here, just turned 16 and im also fat
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Happy birthday anon. You hit me in the feels.
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>>767485244
Happy Birthday bud. It's also my birthday today too. Don't feel bad, I'm not doing anything today either.
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>>767485244
Happy birthday, Anon! You mother sounds like a very nice woman. I know it isn't what you want to do, but maybe go get a movie and watch it with your mom? You might enjoy it, if you feel lonely, otherwise enjoy your vidya and have a wonderful rest of your birthday, /b/ro!

P.S. I don't have anything to give to you, besides this picture of the moon I took the other night that I haven't shown to anyone besides you and this thread now.
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>>767485244
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!!!!!
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>>767485244
Happy birthday dear anon
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>>767485244
No body in the world remembers my birthday except my wife. She has never forgotten bless her.
My mom wouldn't even know which month it is in lol.
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>>767485244
Happy birthday op! I did almost the exact same thing Monday.
>woke up
>went to make breakfast
>happy birthday anon we fly out tomorrow
>omg where are we going
>me and husband are going to Europe. You are staying here to look after cat.
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Happy Birthday, you're not special. You are getting older and not much greater.
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>>767485244
>meanwhile i see all these other stories about how people were doing drugs in their birthdays and how the party was huge
>i feel like absolute shit
They're lies. People who have huge birthday parties with lots of drugs have better things to do than shitpost on /b/.
Like going to huge parties with lots of drugs.
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Happy birthday, OP!

I've cried on all of my birthdays until I became 100% numb. This year, I started seeing a girl a month before my birthday, and she wanted to do something special for me.

Took me on a great brunch date, and then surprised me at night, wearing a little black dress, with a $120 steak and my favourite type of cake. I felt really fucking special and my brain couldn't process it.

Found out that a week after that, she took out another guy for the EXACT. SAME. BIRTHDAY. I am numb again. That hurt pretty bad, knowing that she was seeing two people at once. In the end, when she found out we knew, she kept trying to play us both until the bitter end. I'm so pathetic that I gave her another chance, and she gave me chlamydia in return.

The absolute state of women in 2018, fellas. I say, fuck them, I'm going to focus on my car.
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I don't know what the issue is. Your day sounds way comfier than any normalfag party could possibly be.
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