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If anyone can correctly guess their own number, I'll tell you where I hid their bodies and I'll call the police. I'll give out my name and location, so you guys can look for it. Im so sorry, I knew I shouldn't have. But the baby wouldn't stop crying. The gunshot woke her sister, she started yelling, their mother was looking for them. I just had to kill her. Something snapped. I don't know if it's because I went off the medication, or maybe I'm just broken. I don't know. If you guys can't guess it, I'm just going hide for the rest of my life. Maybe go to fiji.
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>>753326465
Go roleplay somewhere else faggot.

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Copycat? Or is this legit?
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have you tried not being gay? that always helps me in these situations.
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>>753326603
You know it isn't Joel.

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Keep baiting

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On the off chance I'll be so lucky, and that OP will deliver.

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Full numbers, not last two
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Joey? But why?
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What bullshit. We'll roll, 25 minutes of excruciating shit some fag will get it with a shitpost, and you'll leave
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>>753327771
Look at that
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last three digits will add up to 18
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>>753326465
753327843
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Agent 66 here...where's that body at
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>>753326465
If enough ppl guess OP will have to actually kill someone, so please keep trying
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>>753328177
God fucking damn it.
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>>753328234
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>753328222
Nice trips faggot
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22222 and I show the photos the media won't show you
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753328296 nigger
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>>753328324
DAMMIT
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>>753328335
10 off fuck

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>>753328394
WINRARRRRR
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>>753328394
Hot damn
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>>753328394
YOU BASED BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
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>>753328449
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time for OP to duck out lmao
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>>753328394
Winrar
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>>753328394
oof
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>>753328394
WINRAR OP BETTER DELIVER
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>>753328394
Better deliver OP you fag.
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>>753328394
Ohshit
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>>753328394
Holy shit
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Is bait
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>>753328394
Ching
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>>753328394
He guessed his own number, now deliver OP
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kys
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>>753328394
>>753326465

Well?

also fun to keep trying
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>>753328394
DING DING DING GET A LOTTERY TICKET DUMB MOTHERFUCKER
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Congrats.

33.756644, -84.439647

Jerry Spander
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>>753328600
753328666
FUCKING NUMBA OF THE BEAST GET!!
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>>753328394
WINRAR

EXPOSE YOURSELF BITCH
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>>753328645
OP DELIVERED
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OP you will have to go your whole life knowing your a worthless phony
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>>753328645
Lol, probs a nignog
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>>753328645
What did you told the person on the phone Jerry?
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>>753328751
his name is jerry. we'll start calling him "jerr" though (rhymes with bear) and give him a wink whenever we see him in atlanta.
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post ur face with time stamp or gtfo
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75238912 ezpz
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well someone from georgia go look at those trees
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>>753328394
nice one boss
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>>753328880
That wasn't the deal. I made good on my part, watch the news.
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>>753329000
which news?
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>>753328855
So a triple murder in Atlanta? A baby, a girl and their mom?
The coordinates are for him or for the bodies?
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>>753328967
Kinda tired. Mind if I call in the morning?
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>>753328967
Post pics of wrekt bodies OP
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>>753329095
The bodies. I'm nearby in the houses
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>>753329000
Triple murderer TRIPS!
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>>753329095
im assuming the bodies
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>>753329000
Just to let you know, there is no Heaven, there is only Hell. God is very very angry at you right now and he absolutely hates you like every other sinner. You're going to burn in an eternal fire for all of eternity along with the Jews, gypsies, and liberals.
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>>753329165
I can't. Cops are coming. I hear the sirens. Maybe I'll do suicide by cop. I need to prepare
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that seems a little too fast
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>>753329192
thats not a very christian thing to say
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>>753329175
Which channel should we watch tomorrow? Think you'll make national or international press? Did you do anything to the bodies afterwards?
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>>753329267
God hates you too.
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>>753329236
coward you did the crime now do the time.
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>>753329236
Yell something so we know it was really you Jerr.
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>>753329236
Any last words?
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>>753329308
lmao tru
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>>753329236
i s2g if i dont see some shit in atlanta news in the morning ima be pissed
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>>753329284
i live in another country, deliver sauce to me later
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just in case this is legit, I will stop lurking just to record myself in history. if it isn't legit, fuck you op you dumb larping faggot
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fake and gay
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>>753329387
If it pans out, I'll post scans of this thread tomorrow along with link to the news.
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>>753329236
>atlanta
>cops not taking several hours to do anything besides handing out speeding tickets

phony bologna i say
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>>753329434
God hates faggots and liars, I agree.
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>>753329461
oof
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Has bait reached a new low?
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yikes
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Lynn Brinley is a faggot lol
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RIP Sam Hyde

19blogna - 1377
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>>753329537
You need to pick your last 2 digits Forrest you useless piece of shit
Have mine 63
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I'm jerry spander


and this
is jackass
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>>753329622
Those dubs and you had to inhale so much dick son.
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so many people dont read through a thread before replying. its like their all gay or something
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>>753329662
The Jerr can't err.
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>>753329662
>plays Jackass theme as Jerry "Seinfeld" Spander rapes his family to death with a chainsaw
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Truther Wars are a bunch of homos
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>>753329727
>gay
>4chan
haha, never seen a gay on this website
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>>753329756
better yet the Seinfeld theme
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Thanks OP, now I can masturbate and turn in for the night.
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>>753329727
IM TRIGGERED GOD HATES FAGGOTS GOD HATES AGGOTS FAGGOTS NEED RO GO AWAY THEY ARE SICK AND NEED TO BE PUNISHED FOR THERE SINS AGAINSR HUMANITY AND DEGENERACY
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Lynn Brinley's age
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Lynn brinleys preferred age of girl
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>>753329869
Go away grampa...
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OP here. I just wanted to tell you all thank you for playing my game. This was bait you stupid fucks.
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>>753329869
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>>753329979
now it's just out of determination to get it more than anything else
77 get
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>>753329979
Real Op that was a test and you all failed
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>>753329979
God hates you even more then...
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No im real op and im gay
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>>753329979
Is this bait
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>>753329979
>hurr I was only pretending to be retarded
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No, I'm the real OP, and I suck big, fat cocks for a living.
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>>753329812
Funny
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>>753326465
work on your realism prose
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>>753329979
Bait? Thanks for telling me op, i would have never figured out
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>>753328394
Re res stop rolling we already have WINRAR this is just bait
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so is this bullshit or no
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>>753330292
people cant stop rolling 66
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>>753330369
What do you think?
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>>753330434
that it really is :c
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Imagine this is real and OP is just fucking with us
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>>753330369
See>>>753329979
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Hmm, I'm thinking I'll post 83
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>>753330434
That actually it is :C
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>>753329979
B-but... but...
I maed screens guise

:'(
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>>753330800
Ok what the fuck.
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>>753328645
and i was looking jerry spander on google notices like a fucking faggot
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i called my mom and told her i won the lottery>>753328394
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>>753331024
God dammit so close.

Ok new guess, 68
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>im gonna go hide somewhere let me just tell everyone where first

roleplay elsewhere faggot
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To all the fake OP responses. I'm the real OP, I couldn't do it guys. I ran. I slipped through neighboring woods. Think I'm gong to break into this house. Will provide pics
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>>753331400
I said maybe stupid
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>>753331541
You spoiled the sacred tradition of providing after a get
Don't spoil our ongoing autistic guessing game now
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>>753331541
youve already broken into my heart jerr how much damage will you do
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>>753331683
I gave what I said I would. Fuck off. This Fucking house stinks, there's an old woman passed out in a chair
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>>753331856
kiss her
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Trips and I kill her too, quads and I stream it
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>>753332017
You're a nigger aren't you?
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Roll
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She can't live alone. I checked up stairs, no one there, maybe her husband is out, or kid
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>>753332017
Don't do that. That's your mom that you fuck
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>>753331856
>an old woman passed out in a chair
I call her mom
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this whole fucking thread is concerning
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>>753332017
Lick her feet
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>>753332017
kiss your mom goodnight anon just bc it isnt a school night doesnt mean you can stay up this late.
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Just leave her alone op 3 is enough for the day and police might trace you if you stop by too long
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>>753332216
You don't have to believe me. I don't care at this point. Maybe I'll kill her and use her carcass aa a fleshlight. I've already killed three. One was my daughter. Might as well get pussy before shit hits the fan
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>>753332384
now_thats_what_I_call edgy.jpg
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Maybe I am fucked up. The more I think about killing, the more whole I feel.
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>>753332384
>killed my family
>going to rape-kill mom
>fuck the world
nice one anon
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>>753331541
Based Jerr you crazy bastard.
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>>753332488
now_thats_what_I_call edgy_2_electric_boogaloo.jpg
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Seiously you gonna drag a woman in the middle of daylight even if you are in the woods. Its a big burden stupid op
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>>753328394
thats sexy doh
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Who wants to watch
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>>753332369
Listen to Brent, Jerr. Don't hurt her.
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>>753332577
It's night time. 3am, im a city away.
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>>753332601
everybody
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>>753332384
You didn't answer my previous question Jerr, did you do anything to the bodies?

What were their names?
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>>753332655
She has to die. The voices are saying it. I can hear them whisper in my ear. Should I used a hammer or knife. She had both lying out
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>>753332017
Cook eggs, Place eggs on her, fried, poached boiled idc fucking man up and cook her eggs
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So

>>753332667
So dragging her mean safer way out. I dont think so buddy , again burden
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>>753332747
No, I buried them together.

Hailey, Kayla, Elizabeth
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>>753332766
Now that's what I call edgy 3
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>>753332766
why would she have both of those things just laying out. YOU ARE BREAKING MY IMMERSION
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>>753332820
Wait, did you really called the cops and then ran?

If so can you hear the cops?
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>>753332820
they had ugly names so you probably did them a favor
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>>753332807
I'm not dragging her anywhere. She'll stay here info someone finds her body
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Op, get them eggs cooking
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>>753332766
Don't do it man.
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>>753332866
Clearly this fantasy has gone too far
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>>753332866
The hammer was on the table, the knives are in a holder on the counter
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Pic of hammer
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>>753333000
Tell me where the bodies are
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>>753328394
Absolutely amazing good JOB
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>>753332922
Now_thats_what_i_call_edgy_4-the re-edgining
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>>753333010
See >>753328645
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op is sharp
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>>753332908
I gave them an address, told them what happened, I heard then coming and ran. I planned for this outcome. Hid my car 3 blocks away in an alley before I called. Just in case I wanted to run. Some how I got lucky and made it out of town. I have a day if im lucky to get out of state, or country
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Harness the power of eggs, cook her eggs
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>>753332968
What was the murder weapon Jerr?
Revolver? What caliber?
Had you done anything like this before in your life? Maybe animals?
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>>753332968
in the Living room that doesnt even make sense also why didnt she wake up from you brambling about in her house
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>>753333117
Now_thats_what_i_call_edgy_5-the edge strikes back
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>>753333124
leaver her a bowl of eggs to eat in the morning
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>>753333172
Kitchen table, let's use our brains here, she won't. Hers will be on the floor
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>>753333087
OP has more edges than bismuth
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septs
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>>753333117
why bother telling them if you are going to run. it just gives you less time to get away. you are a bad criminal.
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>>753333141
9mm glock
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>>753333217
No she needs cooked eggs placed on her while she sleeps for protection from spoops
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GET
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>>753333229
Now_thats_what_i_call_edgy_6_Dawn_of_the_edge.jpg
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>>753333286
I wanted to turn myself in. But something clicked in my head. I realize how good it felt killing. I think I want to keep doing it until I can't anymore. I want to watch the life leave their eyes
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>>753333337
My condolences anon
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Just run op they are not wort it. What is this your grand plan for revenge in humanity go somewhere else. A politician house maybe that will make you famous not that small town granny
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>>753333337
today we lost a fearsome warrior
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Sure kid
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>>753333310
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>>753333392
Now_thats_what_i_call_edgy_7-the Edgeman cometh
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>>753333392
Turn yourself in Jerr. This won't end well.
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>>753328394
JESUS
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>>753333512
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>>753333392
Now_thats_what_i_call_edgy_7-Apocalyptic Edge Storm
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>>753333573
Are you jerking off right now? How is the immersion?
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i'm sleepy, end this fast op
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>>753326465
Meth. So much Meth.
Max stringer, this is LOLCAT, an ode to you old friend. Join me if you want to talk about it here bloochat com / tu1ra
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Need pics of dead bodies for science, you monster,
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>>753333642
not very good the story has a lot of plot holes, the main character is a mary sue, and there isnt a lot of character development from the supporting cast. i hope to see more of sleeping granny in the next season
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>>753333392
I think you sliced someones eyes with that post
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>>753333744
>on the next season of Edgetown..
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>>753333777
> I just came
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>>753333642
7/10 mate kinda getting bored.
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>>753333825
this in no way edgy m8
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The thread is dead
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>>753334279
almost*
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op is a faggot if no pics get posted
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>>753333392
Damn it Jerr I'm bored.
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http: bit.do 37426749

Here. She's dead, used her brain matter and cerebral spinal fluid as lube to rape her ass hole. Too bad I still ripped her. Think I might cut a hole in her stomach and fuck her intestines next
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>>753333333
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must say, i kind of dont like inside of living things, someone gotta check it
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>>753334644

Holy fuck.
It was fucking Shrek hands all along!
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>>753334644
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I will check it
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ffs, i dont know to put link together
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i dont know whats worse
Ops weird ogre hands or that he thought anyone took his shitty bait
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>>753334933
// / put those in the spaces
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>>753334997
ty
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the skin looks weird af
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404
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Never forget
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http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Complete_History_of_4chan
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