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Waifu thread
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Please no spam.
Here we are :3
Alice a Shit. Marissa a cute.
*confuses everyone*
>>753283351
Nice
SHE IS A CARTOON, SHE IS NOT REAL
>>753283693
Are you even real? Can you prove it?
![[Moozzi2] Sabagebu! - 01 (BD 1920x1080 x.264 FLACx2).mkv_snapshot_14.27_[2016.12.09_00.06.09].png](https://i.imgur.com/Bhoh3a9.jpg "[Moozzi2] Sabagebu! - 01 (BD 1920x1080 x.264 FLACx2).mkv_snapshot_14.27_[2016.12.09_00.06.09].png")
>>753283606
WTF she's a loli though!
Black Tewi
>>753283685
Thanks :)
>>753283395 #
lol just wondering. I like old games too. You like platformers in general?
>>753283651
Marisa > everything else in the whole world.
>>753283349
None at all, and not saying
>>753283741
Loli is a body type.
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
0 arrived. its 11pm tho
>>753283746
but black tewi is a prostitute
>>753283408
Hopefuly they get dedicated servers soon~ im getting quite annoyed with the lag
>>753283935
Aids I call aids right there :0
>>753282091
>>753283651
>tomoko poster likes yukari and marisa
I like you, anon.
>>753283679
Good try
>>753283761
You're welcome. What's up?
>>753283920
Go to bed
>>753283800
I don't really care what I play my vidya as long as I can play it. Who dis?
>>753283852
You are still a tough nut to crack.
>>753283876
Oh you're right, but Cirno is still very silly childlike.
>>753283877
Duuuuuuuuke!!!
>>753284136
Not much just waiting for the rain to stop. And you??
>>753284136
No thanks~ I just came from christmas party whatever and drank~
>>753284158
Why would I divulge that information here? I prefer to not have anyone notice my birthday at all
Just like last year
>>753284195
Chilling cause bored and stuff. I want it to snow more but oh well
>>753284278
You're intoxicated?
>>753284359
Its a secret, Duke.
>>753284703
If only I didn't have a birthday smh
>>753284753
but why? birthdays are so exciting! i always look forward to mine
and what can I get you for your upcoming b-day?
>>753283977
ew the servers are laggy? -_-
that can become so frustrating that it becomes hard to have fun
>>753284917
Birthdays are stupid
You can leave me alone
>>753284920
Yeah, it sucks at the start of each match, you rubber band around everywhere, clears up after about 2 min though~
>>753283693
I got so good at pretending she is real I cam see her, hear her, feel her warmth, touch her, cuddle her. I guess I'm just mentally ill. I actually mean it.
>>753284472
Yeees! ~
>>753284472
I fricken hate snow :/
>>753285228
Oh dear. Drink water
>>753284158
Just an anon that hss been occasionally chatting with you for close to a year now
>>753285104
I never met anyone who actually disliked their birthday. I don't know what to say.
>>753285177
That's when you need to be admitted into the psych ward
>>753285298
It's rare to get some over here
>>753285281
Cute.
>>753285173
well that makes it a bit better that it clears up, wouldn't want people to be skittering around everywhere while you're trying to aim at them
>>753285393
Do you have a waifu? Do you have an internet name?
>>753285461
Same here glad we just have cold rain... Well not really glad but it's better than snow
>>753285281
What a weird pose.
>>753285394
Why would it be something to enjoy? I don't understand that
>>753285447
You are completely right, although my family can't afford me losing my job. She also makes me happier than what I am. I guess it is okay while I know she is just in my head.
>>753285447
Nah, he's just lucky
>>753285616
I couldn't change it! :(
>>753285548
well, it clears up because people die, sooo~
>>753285736
In case you could not tell: That image uses almost the exact same pose.
>>753285677
Becauuuse it is a celebration of your birth! It's a wonderful day! And it should be celebrated with family and friends ^^
>>753285711
This is coming from a female perspective.... Grow a pair and get a real girl.
>>753285836
That's nothing to celebrate
>>753285713
More like special really really special
>>753285932
Tell me your birthday, I wanna get you something nice.
>>753285857
You are right again.
>>753286025
Shut the fuck up.
My new volume of Yotsubato is here!
>>753285961
I'm only slightly as bad, wish I was that far
>>753286025
How about no
>>753286096
Eeek! A nigger! Come take my wallet I dare you~
>>753285563
N-No...
>>753286032
Yup...
>>753285857
Cute
>>753286249
No... You really don't that's the point when every girl on the planet had said I'd rather die than be with you then your there
>>753286249
If I got into WoW do you think we can play together?
>>753286274
Come on tell me! We can have deep intellectual conversations about the mysteries of the universe.
>>753286346
Thank you
>>753286504
nice waifu, anon
>>753286453
Call me... Mr. Poundcakes
>>753286760
Lol anon I don't have a waifu I don't like claiming one girl tis why I'm known to post random cute girls
>>753286426
They already say that
>>753286453
No
>>753286789
Why do they call you mista poundcakes?
>>753286865
Then what should we do?
>>753286865
I hear a lot of boo hooing anon :/ step it up
>>753287003
Absolutely nothing
>>753287008
No thanks, it's already been made clear at this point that the waifu laifu is the laifu for me
>>753287062
If you say so
>>753286846
thot
Goodnight everyone.
>>753287062
You don't want anything to do with me? Not even be my friend?
>>753287328
Oyasumi
>>753287328
Bye!!!!
>>753287515
Hello, Sono.
>>753287607
Sp00ky eyes
>>753287008
How much to get you to suck my cock dry?
>>753287328
G'night cc!
>>753286901
You can just call me poundcakes for short if you like. No one calls me that, I just made it up
>>753287328
gnict cc
>>753287761
Sorry but I'd rather die
Its Friday, aint got no job, and we ain't got shit to do!
>>753287328
Nini
>>753288185
"Cake" is ghetto slang for "ass". Do you pound ass?
How does one identify a thot?
>>753288394
That would make things easier. How many cum shots have you swallowed?
>>753288797
>thot
It's an acronym for "that ho over there."
>>753288598
Lol just.... Lol
>>753288776
Her hands are so smol
>>753288797
They'll sleep with you from out of nowhere even if you're dating someone else, or you give them a gift as a friend and they still sleep with you
>>753288966
Who are you!?
>>753288776
Cute
>>753288598
Lmao I'm not a nigger so I didn't even think it that way you lewd
>>753288895
You are one nasty mf go bother someone else ok you blue waffle faggot. :/
>>753289066
Ari that's my name
>>753289066
T-thank
>>753289083
You too
>>753289110
Well played, I thought you were some kind of incognito nigger. I have to get ready for work now, see ya!
>>753289209
Ah! Okay thank you for telling me. You can call me Sono I guess.
>>753289278
I know that look. Women love money. That's all they care about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluv-1SVIbg
I can't believe it's snowing on my birthday
This has never happened before
>>753289134
>blue waffle
Now that's some old shit. How many fingers can you fit in your butt? Speaking of butts, have you ever had your ass eaten by a fat man in an overcoat?
>>753288527
It's not so bad, is it?
>>753289458
Have a nice time at work!
>>753289529
Haha I wish it was me, wouldnt be bad.
>>753289459
Happy birthday
>>753289458
Will do. How are you
>>753289643
boop
>>753289529
So what's up
>>753289458
Not always friendo
>>753289715
BAP
>>753289643
Thank you friend
How's your day?
>>753289459
Hap birthday my guy
>>753289459
Happy birthday :3
>>753289815
>a cute
bop
>>753289985
Thanks Ageha
What's good my dude
>>753289897
Thanks moog
When do you turn 15?
>>753289134
Don't be so damn prude.
>>753289459
Happy birthday!
>>753289761
Not much. You missed an Alice spam earlier.
good evening all
>>753289875
hi Renge
>>753289609
hello
>>753289529
hi Vali
>>753289459
Happy birthday
>>753290084
Ari lol and I'm a girl
>>753290191
Hello cute. How are you?
>>753290145
No I totally was there for that lol i was the one who asked if they would ever stop
>>753289875
Was decent how about yours?
>>753289991
lop
>>753290191
Hello
>>753290336
doing alright...how about you?
>>753290392
hi hi
how are you?
>>753290288
Sorry, you posted Ageha so I was just going off that
I call everyone dude
>>753290203
Thank you, thank you
>>753290191
Hey Yami, how're you?
>>753290145
Thanks! How's it going?
>>753290392
Pretty good. The snow meant I got off work about 5 hours early so that was really nice. Otherwise I've just been playing Xenoblade all day.
>>753290392
any plans for tonight?
>>753289458
>Women love money. That's all they care about.
im guessing you're a khv?
>>753290288
Post butthole
>>753289875
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1SVz1N6pZ9x
>>753290460
Not bad, looking forward to enjoying this weekend. Yourself?
>>753290476
That sounds like a very good day!
>>753290511
Play some vidya after I shower and eat. You will see some fluffer butt later tonight if you would like.
https://youtu.be/30pYD2fpkRU
>>753290476
doing alright..what's your day been like today?
>>753290643
still on my weekend...mostly exhausted...but good...what vidya you gonna play?
>>753290476
Lol it's OK
>>753290084
April 2nd uwu
>>753290391
Oh... He seems to have stopped now, so there's that...
>>753290460
>>753290476
I'm fine. Maybe I'll go to bed and have a decent amount of sleep time, for a change. Maybe I won't! Who knows...
>>753290785
Cute
>>753290880
Lol it went on for an entire thread
Olivier Armstrong!
>>753290785
Some FFXIV, possibly some Siege and Destiny. My friends have been bugging me to get on the later two haha
>>753290840
ONLY ONE CLAIM PER ANON
>>753290603
That was really, really nice
Thank you for that
>>753290643
So far it has been
My days aren't usually too bad but it's been a tough week and today is a really nice break from it
>>753290785
So far very good, actually
Got off work early for snow, came home, played Xenoblade, just ate some cake and I'll have some dinner soon. Yours?
>>753290840
I'll mail you a Ritsu daki
Is your mom cool with that
>>753290880
Go for it. Really feels great every once in a while to actually get a proper sleep in.
>>753291070
Are you stupid?
>>753290643
i wont be on ffxiv til pretty late tonight, prolly after you go to bed, friday night is overwatch night with my friends
>>753290880
it's like a great game of chance....does Vali-anon sleep or not sleep!
>>753290908
>cute
Huh I just thought the shame thing
>>753291067
Going to play some car soccer here in a bit
How is XIV?
>>753291128
Just woke up from a massive nap...now chilling out waiting to go to sleep lol
>>753291138
You must be stupid. It was a joke
>>753291341
What a shitty joke. Don't quit your day job.
>>753291228
What's up? And ty
>>753291673
What's the longest it has taken you to cum while masturbating?
>>753291935
I was going to make that exact same picture at one point
Howdy Rory
>>753291228
Nap and then sleep? You'll have no energy after all that!
>>753292091
Howdy. Someone made me this one, then someone else modified into the other one.
>>753291128
owo
As long as she doesn't know about it Kappa
>>753291864
Can you just stop being so fucking obsessive and creepy like go somewhere else with your disgusting ass. I purposely ignore you several times for a reason take the fucking hint buddy.
>>753292091
lol....I have none now ^_^
I won't be heading to sleep for a few hours at least
>>753291673
not a ton. Just enjoying a long weekend and relaxing. Otherwise just eating a bit and watching Netflix
>>753291000
Yeah...
>>753291128
You're right, I should...
>>753291228
Life is made of difficult choices, isn't it?
>>753292430
How many cocks have you taken?
>>753291935
More like thread whorey
>>753292447
Netflix sounds good... To busy trying to clean :/
>>753292510
It was strange and a tad annoying I think
>>753292430
just keep ignoring it
if you're posting on 4chan claiming to be a girl this is the least you can expect
probably easier to just pretend to be a guy tbh
>>753292510
Well there you go, go take an early night champ
>>753292447
Neither do I, so I don't have much room to judge there
>>753292410
She'll know though
They always know
>>753292367
That's nice of then
The only public edits of mine are MAGA Renges for meme value
>>753292865
I wish he'd go back to his corner. I've never had a problem in this thread before always good people. Guess their had to be a rotten apple somewhere
>>753293050
Bitch this is my corner.
>>753292510
yup....I've made my bet what you decide...it was a gentlemen's bet...and against myself so frankly I win no matter which
>>753292754
cleaning is the great necessary evil
>>753292884
well tomorrow I will try caffeine or do a line...I'll either wake up or crash ahrder
>>753292884
Meme value is still good though.
>>753293141
You dont have a corner, you have a room.
>ask friend about a girl I like
>girl is dating someone
just fuck my shit up man
>>753293282
That it is lol
>>753292841
It was.
>>753292884
But I don't wanna!
>>753293282
Oh... okay...
>>753293527
At least he's gone now I wonder if we will run into him again
>>753293457
Lol it usually happens that way
>>753293734
Should you really be laughing at him?
>>753293807
Yes because I've been there before. A few times. It happens and you move on to someone new that's just life. He'll find the girl he's going to marry someday but that shit takes time
>>753293996
-_-
>>753293940
You are so optimistic. Are you sure you belong here? In a thread full of people who have given up on 3D?
>>753293527
I don't like to lose....
plus you're cool so if I win I can thank you
>>753293458
some cleaning I don't mind...what I hate is sweeping/laundry
dishes no problem
>>753291128
Yeah it does seem like arough week for alot of people.
>>753291210
Fair enough haha there is always tomorrow.
>>753291228
That sounds like fun, I really like XIV more than I like wow anyways haha.
>>753291935
Hi
>>753293048
Slut
>>753294064
>it can read
Public schools at work, people.
>>753294036
Lol meh it is what it is. I've enjoyed this thread for like a week I'm not going to just walk away because 2D girls are popular and loved I love them too.
>>753294125
be nice to purps.
are husbandos allowed? I'm in love with Lord Megatron
>>753294176
No.
>>753294050
Sweeping does suck lol but I'd rather do laundry than dishes
>>753294125
Just barley but it can.
Just fuck me up fampai
>>753294174
it's good to be optimistic
>>753294064
still trying to get these new crates....not one yet
>>753294028
what -__
>>753294330
nice eyes __-
>>753294290
Thank you :3
>>753294290
Thank you
Threads are fast as fuck again.
ThAnK yOU
