waifu thread
>>753283536
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>they don't have a waifu
>they post in the thread anyway
>other people allow it
Stiiiilll here~
quality thread
>>753294290
Be stubborn you will get one
>>753294480
Well its not like we can stop them.
>>753294064
Hi
>>753294480
oops
>>753294598
Don't remind me.
>>753294419
I claim Terezi.
>>753294419
Roast my quality waifu
>>753294699
NIGGER I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE
>>753294699
>>753294721
:popcorn:
-sigh-tired but cannot sleep
That's a Sci thing to claim.
>>753294815
WHO ARE YOU.
>>753294683
I cant help it, Im a realist.
>>753293650
Probably.
That's a cute mermaid.
>>753294050
I like you too.
>>753294598
How goes it?
>>753294840
But slep is good
>>753294981
Who the hell are you?
CLAIMED
>>753295096
I'm you but stronger
>>753295132
Satania is cute!
Well, if anyone needs me for anything, just give me a shout~
>>753295365
help
make the autism stop
still around
>>753295136
Oh really?
>Homestuck
>>753295429
ouch, my country doesnt sell anything that cool.
i guess you have me beat then.
>>753295424
Where's the other one?
>>753295075
It's good when you can get any :/
>>753295527
we're fighting to see who's more autistic.
>>753295549
I'm genuinely shocked to see someone claim her as well. Nice coming across you.
>the current state of this thread
Holy shit bring back Alice spam.
>>753295599
I haven't seen him on discord, he's probably asleep
he always has such exhausting weeks ; - ;
>>753295075
Yes it is good
>>753294419
Is that a dude or a chick?
>>753295636
same actually, but its surprising that we havent seen each-other at all
>>753295801
>Drifters
That's a dude.
>>753295601
I know friendo...
>>753295808
@arcticaquantum on stuff, maybe you have
>>753295936
I want her to choke my chicken
>>753295075
Just woke up, about to mow some lawns.
>>753295936
nice
claimed
>>753295646
im just curious but, why do you stay here if you hate it so much?
>>753295943
usually @koalteufel or @koal-dono,
so i think not
>>753296026
autism and sperging for some attention
>>753295876
>>753295936
Oh. Talk about effeminate.
>>753296026
I'm stuck here forever. I can't leave. I keep trying but I always find my way back.
Claiming this one ere
>>753294531
Yeah...but my energy is faded at this point
either way I am jumping off for now
I cannot keep my eyes open
see you later if I come back to life
>>753296124
you have my sympathies
>>753295968
That is one thing I enjoy doing for some reason...
>>753296005
Hello
>>753296190
Fair enough sleep well friendo
i am
w o k e
post 6
>>753296209
well since i got bested, i should move on and choose another waifu. then ill go with best kid jade.
>>753296652
Absolutely heretical.
>>753296728
Oof. Why, Jades a cute
>>753296372
hey hey, wanna watch more of Humanity has Declined or whatever it's called?
Pineapple Ritsu BTFO
>>753296652
followed you on twitter, my dude
>>753296833
>dangerously furry
god I wish that was me
>>753296833
>abandoning you're waifu
Disgusting.
>>753296169
Fuck you
>>753297079
hey bb
what are you up to?
>>753297097
don't be a bitch
>>753296994
no uwu
its time for alcohol
>>753297356
Heretics deserve it.
>>753297280
enjoying life
how are you?
>>753297035
As you can see shes still safe.
Also, cool.
>>753297097
I know, but also he has a Terezi poster.
>>753297400
Again? :notlikeblob:
is it going to be drunk league? Klappa
>>753297415
about the same, learning Die Moldau on piano and it's coming along nicely
>>753295365
Post lewds.
>>753297479
If all it takes for you to abandon you're waifu is some other sperg owning merch then you never really loved them to begin with.
>>753297561
possibly
pretty sure I'll go to sleep again soon though
Today has been real I sleep. No real shit
>>753297570
I still like the character, just there's no point in making a huge deal out of it.
>>753297691
Sounds good tbh, I'll probably pass out early too. Busy week t b h
>>753297754
sensible chuckle
>>753294480
I fail to see how that's worse than the average waifu poster who barely understands what that means.
My main interest here is discussing waifus and waifuism.
>>753297402
just because they don't have copious amounts of homestuck porn doesn't mean they're a shitty person
THE RANDOM FISH I FOUND IN MY FREEZER SHALL NOW BE FRIED!
It's too early to drink
Don't be degens
>>753297561
is this it? or is it different?
https://youtu.be/gTKsHwqaIr4
>>753298005
It's nighttime in Texas. I'm getting sloshed.
>>753298005
Is 6:51 PM though...
#depression
>>753298005
yo it's 8pm i'm gonna get shitfaced here pretty soon one my wife wakes up
>taking thread seriously
>>753297837
I have been informed that rape is bad for the xth time today
I sleep
>>753298040
>>753298056
Too
early
>>753298082
Did you eat dinner first at least? That's approaching acceptable drinking time.
>>753298040
My nigga
>>753298148
Actually no I haven't. I had cereal a few hours ago.
>>753298076
:(
>>753298110
Exactly haha
>>753298148
No its not though... I adulted enough today.
>>753297948
Hey now, I do have a decent amount AND I'm a shitty person.
>>753298297
Uta?
>>753298297
>>753298362
Also realized that I'm an idiot
>>753298584
Kinda cute that you hide your porn. Not a personal computer?
>>753298017
slightly different, that's the duet version
>>753298108
dude rape is bad
>>753298727
>>753298727
It is, but until recently I was a minor and I was very paranoid. Not that anything would've happened even if it were found. Now I'm just too lazy to move it even though it'd save me time overall.
>>753298017
oh wait, that's the right one, there's another vid like that mb
>>753298988
>>753299097
dingus
>>753299188
I was preoccupied ; - ;
I may be a dingus, but I am not a bingus
>>753298988
Also, rape is pretty bad
>>753299519
please dont support rape, it's bad :)
@Fagstolfo
@Fagstolfo
@Fagstolfo
Hey everybody how’s it going
>>753299666
>>753299519
its not rape if shes got little hearts in her eyes. also nice sinful trips
>>753296333
Its way too hot. I picked up a passenger.
>>753299777
Hello. Nice trips.
snails scare ^
>>753300237
I booped its snoot
I should probably go soon, I'm tired and I have business to attend to tomorrow, night yall', have fun!
>>753299777
Hello
>>753300127
Is freeloader.
>>753300315
Price tag paid!
>>753300511
I put him on a leaf after booping. He was getting close to choppy choppy.
>>753299920
Heart pupils are my fetish.
>>753300684
Blended snail dosent make good shakes....
i am sad
>>753300877
No, they dont. They do go well poached in parsely and garlic cream though.
>>753301129
Hi sad, I am anon.
>>753301181
Have you heard of the term "scromiting" ?
>>753301129
Is sorry
>>753301181
That is true
>>753301297
You know I just saw a FB article about it. Its got something to do with weed.
>>753301466
A place I used to work charged $22 AUD for that as an entree.
>>753301856
Disregard that marijuana bullshit, I've been smoking weed for years and not once have I had involuntary bouts of screaming matched with vomiting. I was just going to say "poached snail" is scromit worthy.
>>753302024
That depends entirely on the quality of snail tbh.
>>753302353
I'm not gonna say I don't eat gross stuff. Most people don't find spiced, fermented cabbage appealing. But snails? Bro. Frogs eat that shit. And by frogs, I mean the French.
>>753301856
Thats outragous!
>>753302549
Kim Chee is pretty good. And again, dont mock it till you try it.
>>753302675
It was a pretty classy place though. This was back when AUD was 1:1 with USD.
>>753302843
Snails are fucking grooooooooooooooss.
>>753301129
what's wrong?
>nom nom claimed
>>753302916
I thought so too, till I tried it. Tasted like the garlic butter.
>>753302843
That is classy then! but they are tasty to slurp down. I could go for some Kim Chee as well
>>753303239
What's the consistency? Is it chewy like rubber? Or mushy like mashed potatoes?
Sayori Claimed.
My mind is in overdrive since I completed Doki Doki Literature club.
A representation of this could be the first track of this album: https://plumus.bandcamp.com/album/vein
>>753303322
Depends on where you get it. Tinned ones are pretty chewy, more fresh ones from a farm are insanely delicate and almost melt.
>>753303320
We did sell pizzas though. Pretty damn good ones.
>>753303034
I found out that a girl i have a crush on has a bf
>>753303709
cucked lmao
Natsuki from Doki Doki
>>753303709
want me to make him cheat on her? I do it all the time for my friends irl
>>753303668
>SNAILS MELTING IN MY MOUTH
F-FUCK OFF?
>>753303926
Yuri was my least favorite character in the game.
Sayori > Monika > Natsuki > Yuri.
>>753304272
Hahaha, yeah. Cute. Definitly.....
>>753304624
I'm talking about Sayori Being my waifu before the game actually gets played. You get what I mean.
Another wonderful day...
I hope you all had a nice one though
>>753304624
let her do it, i want to eat her body
https://youtu.be/T5X7m_stabE
>>753304865
hey it's that guy with the cute waifu
>>753304865
I played Doki Doki on monday. I haven't had a single day of sleep since.
I've been better.
>>753304865
enjoy your 2 hours my guy
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>753304958
Hey , it's the guy that probably talks to me and never posts images
>>753304979
I thought the game was avant garde, but not really scary or anything
>>753305017
I will if my conversations don't taper off into nothingness
>>753305342
Not scary either. I just didn't pay this warning enough attention.
I regret doing that.
>>753305329
no legs ; - ;
>>753305342
you would be correct, how is you?
>>753305329
Elle est mignonne uwu
>>753305342
then I am not your guy
![[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv_snapshot_07.58_[2017.05.28_19.17.04].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1512/786/1512786254902.jpg "[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv snapshot 07.58 [2017.05.28 19.17.04]")
>>753305342
>I thought the game was avant garde, but not really scary or anything
It's good but doesn't really have anything groundbreaking. It's babys first dark plot twist VN and it got popular for the sole reason of being western.
>>753305414
Is that an actual warning for DDLC?
>>753305549
J'le sais
>>753305589
Have you never catfished before? So much gold in runescape.
>>753305769
Yup, it is.
>>753305769
>DDLC
Doodle Dick Lick Cunt
>>753305812
Why? I want to play it but I don't get why that warning would be a thing for it
>>753305859
Play it. Do not search up spoilers or you'll ruin the game for yourself.
Or don't play it if you're taking those warnings to heart.
The only reason it fucked my head up so badly is(excuse the meme): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
>>753305859
S P O I L E R S
All of the girls are mentally broken.
If a game could mess you up then I guess you really do have problems lol
>>753305414
I don't know, it didn't really get to me, it was a bit too cheesy
>>753305479
Not too different from usual
>>753305549
Don't worry, I don't get disappointed
I learned to never expect anything from anyone
>>753305751
Dark plot twist?
It's not really a twist if it has that much foreshadowing
>>753306068
is that good or bad?
>>753305985
I too have crippling depression
I'll have to play it
>>753305996
So am I
>>753305751
>>753306068
It was more then enough for me.
First and last time I try anything of that genre.
![[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv_snapshot_00.48_[2017.05.28_18.28.55].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1512/786/1512786764772.jpg "[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv snapshot 00.48 [2017.05.28 18.28.55]")
>>753305996
Something something Evangelion.
>>753306068
Fine, I'll keep my message as is without the word "plot".
>>753306088
It's a matter of perspective
>>753306200
I like psychological horrors
That DDLC really wasn't one though
>>753306343
Yeah, that's about how it is
>>753306068
;-;
time to get my drunk ass out
>>753305751
>>753306068
Also, lets not spoil the game for people that didn't play it yet, yeah?
>>753306410
What's yours then?
>>753306477
Last day of work tonight, thank god.
>>753306410
Eh, opinions differ on DDLC.
You now know mine.
![[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv_snapshot_04.19_[2017.05.28_18.56.32].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1512/787/1512787072394.jpg "[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv snapshot 04.19 [2017.05.28 18.56.32]")
>>753306477
Fine by me but it got so overwhelmingly popular it's hard to avoid spoilers.
>>753306667
Dank whoolies. Lobby. Now.
>>753306727
Easy peasy. Don't google search, just go to steam, download the game without looking at the reviews or go to their website and play the game.
>>753306819
Also don't browse 4chan or youtube until you're done with it.
>>753306446
Goodbye, friend
>>753306477
The first screen is a warning telling you not to play if you have depression, it clearly isn't Love Live
>>753306526
I don't consider it good or bad, just the way I am
>>753306670
Everyone experiences things differently
>>753306995
Wait a second, when did they release a blu-ray of Plastic Nee-san? Every single one I find is a 480 TV rip.
>>753306799
If only I could.
>>753307057
you seem nice to me so idk
>>753306667
So now you'll be a NEET like the rest of us
>>753307087
Thats quitter talk.
>>753307062
idk I got it off animebytes
>>753307125
Yaaaaaay!
>>753307142
No, it's the talk of someone who has no bike. I'll whip some shitties instead.
>>753307229
Hmm. Weird. Well, whatever. It's on YouTube so I really didn't look hard when I did look.
![[Glitch] Hibike! Euphonium - SP1.mkv_snapshot_00.46_[2017.08.18_03.49.35].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1512/325/1512325327031.jpg "[Glitch] Hibike! Euphonium - SP1.mkv snapshot 00.46 [2017.08.18 03.49.35]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCmxLhjO000
>>753307276
So what you need to do is steal a bike, right? Channel your inner black man
>>753307104
It's so hard to follow conversations with some people...
>>753307573
Get NameSync
>>753307573
yeah sorry about that
also this
>>753307675
>>753307430
Cute
>encouraging someone to get namesync
Disgusting
>>753307675
>>753307757
It doesn't matter all that much to me
>>753308051
It will help, the majority of the thread uses it.
>>753307572
Fuk off negroe.
What's a comfy temperature to keep your house at?
>>753308256
76 F
>>753308141
I did actually have fried chicken yesterday.
>>753308133
How does it work?
>>753308256
60F
>>753308476
Basically it gives /b/ and other boards a Name field in the options. Allowing people to use names on /b/. But you can only see them if you are also using NameSync.
>>753308256
~30 C
>>753308391
I'm not sure if I could afford that heating bill
>>753308476
It's 69 in here right now and I'm freezing my nips off fam
>>753308256
Move to Arizona
>>753308574
Call your electricity provider and ask them.
>>753308621
I already live here
>>753308647
Pretty sure my heater uses gas tho so I would have to call them both :^(
>>753308669
Move to Yuma
![2091fde28b[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1512/710/1512710807619.jpg "2091fde28b[1]")
