characters that are literally you
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characters that are literally you
>characters that are literally you
>create thread & post rick
>mfw
>kills hookers
>gets dubs
Literally me.
>>752502992
>Pic related
>>752502992
Sorry gaylord, Rick would never ever come to 4chan. You're not Rick, you're probably some basement dweller with limited iq and a cumsock under your bed.
>>752502992
>You drink a bunch and are alone because you are a loser.
>probably has something to do with thinking you're smarter than everyone else
the one in the middle
>>752503915
stop this haram
Except I don't get to enjoy the company of a dog
As I'm a fat whore who occasionally does cocaine.
>>752502992
holy fuckin shit dude same here
wubba lubba dub dub broski
just got my babe a new tattoo only cost 450
her present from me for being such a strong woman
King midas here, also check em
>>752504422
Faith?
Just a little less big boned
>>752504515
Nope. Courtney. Faith sounds pretty rad, though.
>>752504422
Post fat tits
>>752502992
You are a fucking Jerry dude
>>752504647
Post them tits, always had a Pam fetish
literally me
ever since this movie came out i saw myself on the big screen
my persona became stronger. i became more cunning as in playing with the minds of others deceiving people playing with there mentality as if it were my own
i shun away the day suicide squad as released i was baffled that i couldn't see my reflection on the big screen
>>752504775
>>752504495
>>752502992
Same hoodie and awkwardness.
>>752502992
Literally you. Gets beat by idiot Jerry. Becomes the most cucked character in the multiverse. Outsmarted by Morty...
Out assholed by daughter...
Yep Rick is awesome.
>>752502992
Welcome to McSpanky's, home of the Belly Buster! May I take your order?
>>752502992
Stop pretending like you matter!
Nobody here will value you for your self-indulgence. For fuck's sake. If you really think you're rick, go get shit for yourself and stop sitting around in your parents' house waiting to die.
>>752505073
McSpanky was right, you know. He didn't take any shit from the walking acorn.
>>752504649
>>752504735
Fat tits, as requested.
>>752502992
I don't have enough brain cells to process what you mean
I am mattress-chan
I am a creepy downer who hangs out on /b/ most of the time
>>752505338
I think most of /b/ is Creepy Susie
>>752503505
Muh Rick
>>752505422
Kek true
>>752502992
So op is a drunk old genius?
These threads are pathetic as hell
Oh you liked heath leadger in dark knight, so you feel like your a psycho too?
>>752505134
Hot
>>752504495
my favorite part is how eyepatch morty turned out to be a fascist
>>752502992
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
>>752504656
>>752505134
Now take a huge shit
>>752502992
So we are supposed to believe you are fucking old man with spiky hairstyle and blue unibrow? Cool.....
>>752504203
everyone is a jerry
Pretty much
>>752502992
Me but just less big boned
you can tell OP is a faggot
>>752505134
Timestamp, Courtney.
>>752504886
I'm the Mr Robot side of him.
literally me just opposite gender
>>752504817
Rolling
>>752502992
I am a masturbating mime
Literally me right now.
>>752502992
rick and morty fans are the new bronies
>>752505134
Thanks. Now dress up like Pam, do a bunch of blow, and cram a tall boy of malt liquor in your snatch
Pretty sure I'm an 11 year old boy fighting an eldritch clown terrorizing my small town.
>>752502992
so december is the new summer or wtf am i reading here? cancer post gaylord rick and morty do not ask for your support
>>752502992
Literally me?
>>752502992
PIIIIICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>752502992
im not ashamed to admit it i know who i am
>>752502992
>H..HEY MORTY
>I*BURP*I...I TURNED MYSELF INTO AN AUTIST MORTY
>I'M AUTIST RIIIIIIIICK
Literally me
Taking a horrendous shit rn
>>752502992
this guy except neet
>mild autism
>everyone thinks I'm a teenage boy
>dog is my best friend
>talk/sing to myself and play pretend when I am bored
>good with computers
>transhumanist
>daddy issues
>>752506825
dog or gtfo
>>752506347
Close.
I'm a fan without being a faggot about it. But yeah, the fan base is pretty bad.
>>752502992
>tfw fried alcoholic
Sasuke because i want to kill my retard sibling
>>752504422
Best girl
>>752506617
>>752506897
>>752503915
Nice feet
Huge dork from toronto in his 20s
Also cheating
>>752506745
You stole your mob boss best friend's girlfriend?
>>752507024
>>752506227
Cool
What does your shop sell?
>>752502992
>literally
How's interdimensional travel then, dumbass? Holy fuck I hate you cunts ruining the definition of LITERALLY
>>752505134
I need your kik! Wanna cum on these tits
>>752505134
Got any more of you?
kik?
>>752507210
Nah just have similar interests along with a similar personality.
>>752502992
Literally?
>>752503505
You gotta take your cartoon off the high horse kiddo. Rick is so high brow with jokes like, "I'm pickle RIck!" you get it?....he's a pickle. Not to mention an alcoholic. In the end I have to agree with you he wouldn't come here because he's fiction just like your sex life.
>>752502992
so you are an alchoholic that abuses his family ?
>cringe/b8 thread
>>752508242
all of his anxieties minus the genius
>>752502992
DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND WHAT LITERALLY MEANS??????????????
This word actually has a purpose, but human stupidity has bastardized it until it's meaningless.
>>752503343
>>752508321
They use it to add metaphorical gravity but it's bad, I agree.
>>752508321
that's the joke, guess it flew miles above your head
>>752508538
november maymay
>>752502992
Yup, that's me
>>752502992
Wow! You are such a pathetic loser.
