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Do you wish your girlfriend/significant other could poop this big? Is it big enough for you?
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>>752496828
I'm intrigued
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>>752497673
Yes? Care to elaborate?
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>>752497673
Hello?
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Go on...
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>>752498288
That's a pretty big shit friendo. Would shove back in with dick.
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>>752498289
I've already said my part, I can't go on unless you answer the OP question.

>>752498434
I think that'd be pretty hard to do; that turd looks pretty firm.
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>>752496828
so they can shit big enough turds and stretch their shitters to fit a fist in it, yet they refuse anal because its too painful
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I'm quite proud of my gf
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>>752498663
Maybe they mean it'd be painful for you? Her sphincter walls look strong enough to rip off your dick.
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>>752498744
Holy hell, what a lucky guy you are. Got more?

Do you tell her you're proud? You should.
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>>752498744
I'd be proud too! What did you guys do with that healthy butt baby?

Also, here's a delicious monster from my own library, just to contribute
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>>752496828
My wife shits fucking huge logs. God knows what she eats when I'm not around.
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>>752499055
I like the start better than the end. Is that your own footage or something you found?

>>752499099
Do you like that or is it more of an annoyance?
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>>752499204
Just something I saved from 4chan one day. Here, I'll try posting something a little firmer. Not animated, but a beast nonetheless.
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>>752499204
Don't have a fetish for it but I don't mind watching her squeezing one out.
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>>752499298
I love that size, but in bowl pics are never as good since their obscured partially.

By the way, do you like the idea of an impossibly thick turd like the OP pic? What are your thoughts on even thicker?

>>752499349
Mind elaborating? That just sounds a bit odd though, no offense. Why would you watch her if you weren't into it?
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This has to be the biggest turd I've ever seen birthed. Wow...

http:// motherless com/g/our_love_shack/127637C
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>>752499527
How about this one, then?

As for your question, I don't see how the OP's pic is "impossibly thick" given that it's a real turd. It's just impressively big. Always prefer big, fat turds with that shape and texture.
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>>752499527
I mean I'm not into scat or anything but I like anything to do with her arse or pussy. Don't think there's anything that unusual about watching her piss or shit. I like watching her face when she pushes out a massive turd.
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>>752499717
>How about this one, then?
It's nice. What I really prefer is thickness to length, but feel free to keep posting any big turds you like.

>As for your question, I don't see how the OP's pic is "impossibly thick" given that it's a real turd. It's just impressively big.
No, it's photoshopped. I'd know because I requested that edit. Here's the original.
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>>752496828
>Do you wish your girlfriend/significant other could poop this big?
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>>752499812
Ah well, I sort of understand now. Is that normal for most people? Doesn't sound that common.
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>>752499998
I don't know what this is trying to convey here.
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Bumping for potential
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>>752500032
What potential? Why not participate instead?
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>>752500006
Dunno. Thought i was pretty vanilla. Although it's not the kind of thing I generally discuss down the pub.
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>>752496828
That's beautiful desu.
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>>752500146
A bit sloppy but impressive effort!
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>>752499055
I love when there's some force behind it.
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>>752500116
Kek, I don't blame you.

>>752500143
It's a great edit. If only there were more high-res scat pics so I could get more edits like that.
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>>752499971
Shows how fucking tired I am. I wrote that reply thinking >>752498744 was the OP, not that photo. My bad. Yeah, the ACTUAL op is clearly photoshopped. I need to get some sleep. Heh.
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i learn about a new fetish everyday
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>>752499623
For those who can't be bothered to watch it...
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>>752500284
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>>752500284
webm?
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>>752500256
Damn, that's a nice-looking turd.

Wait, before you go; you never answered the question. What do you think of an impossibly thick turd like OP?
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>>752500276
Have you never heard of a scat fetish before?
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>>752500359
There's a link on the site above. Don't have a webm.
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Went to a music festival this summer and there was a massive queue for the toilets so my girlfriend had me and my friends stand close round her and shield her from sight while she took a shit with loads of people around. My friends couldn't stop staring. Was kinda hot.
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>>752500576
Wow... was it a big one?
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>>752500374
I don't care for photoshopped examples like that one, but when it comes to porn, I enjoy hentai like this. The blatant nonrealism of live action photoshops like OP take away from the fantasy for me
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>>752500655
Yeah because she'd held it in for as long as possible. Looked a difficult one!
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>>752500745
Oh so you like 2D stuff. I actually prefer 2D stuff too. I prefer thicker turds though.

>>752500780
I was gonna ask if you had any pics but I just remembered you were in a group so that'd look sus if you took a pic of that. How big do you think it was?
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>>752500846
Kek. Don't know mate. It was huge. Really stretched her asshole. And it was obviously quite hard. Made her eyes water.
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>>752500967
That's pretty neat. How would you feel if she dropped one as big as >>752496828?
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>>752501080
Probably not surprised.
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>>752501221
Kek. Would you find it hot?
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>>752499971
looks like she has pinworms
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>>752501333
Suppose so.
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>>752501336
I thought they were just fibres.
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>>752501389
So I'm guessing you found the incident at the music festival hot for a different reason then? Was it moreso the situation?
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>>752501640
Don't know really. People I know watching her doing something so private I suppose. Girls don't usually like to be watched taking a shit while guys stare at their private parts.
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>>752501879
Ah, makes sense. I just like giant turds. And I mean GIANT, hence why most the scat stuff I like is 2D.
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>>752501979
Yeah I can kind of get on board with that. What is it that you like about it so much?
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>>752502153
Many things. The incredible amount of what they're producing, the insane anal stretching, the fact that they were able have something so big inside them and push it all out, that they had the strength to pass it, that it's a massive (reverse) penetration, the texture of a solid turd, etc.

Should I post pics? They might be a bit... overboard in terms of size.
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>>752502264
Yeah, post away dude.
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>>752502264
Yeah man please post pics
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>>752502387
Thanks. Apologies in advance about the low quality of some of them.

>>752502446
Who are you?
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>>752502486
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>>752502510
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>>752502524
Bigger Edit
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>>752502536
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>>752502559
Also keep talking guys, I like having discussions.
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>>752502568
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>>752502688
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Still here guys?
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>>752502775
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>>752502791
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>>752502812
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>>752502836
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>>752502867
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Have some real stuff too.
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>>752502906
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>>752502486
Out and about, lurking, praying this thread is still up in about 20 mins when I get home so I can contribute
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>>752502919
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>>752502937
Alright. Cool. I hope it's still alive by then too. Do you only like real scat, or 2D scat too?
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>>752502938
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>>752502775
Yeah, good stuff dude.
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>>752503025
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>>752503033
Are you the guy with the concert story or someone else? Which of these pics do you like?
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>>752503048
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>>752503162
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>>752503175
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>>752503199
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>>752503225
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>>752503242
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>>752503275
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>>752503297
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OPs can't bump their own threads. Could use a bump from you guys.
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>>752503313
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>>752503389
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>>752503405
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>>752503576
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>>752503610
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>>752503635
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>>752503654
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>>752503664
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>>752503676
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>>752503703
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>>752503728
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Uh, guys? Page 8.
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PAGE 9! BUMP IT PLEASE!
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More 2D Stuff
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>>752504168
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>>752504180
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>>752498744

That’s hot scat wife you liar
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>>752504336
What if he's Hot Scat Wife's husband?
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>>752504385
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>>752496828
lol, you sick fucks.
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>>752504432
That doesn't answer the question.
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>>752504513
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>>752504555
TRIPS!
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>>752504576
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>>752504602
And I think that's all the human stuff I got. Actually I have a couple more.
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>>752504672
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>>752504688
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>>752504703
And that's all the human stuff I have. Only have furry stuff left. Not sure if you guys would appreciate that.
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>>752502937
Dude you home yet?
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The fuck im doing here?
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>>752504869
I dunno, which thread did you come from?
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>>752505009
Furfag
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>>752505059
Oh, well thanks for bumping my thread then. OP's can't bump their threads and I'm waiting for another anon to get home so he can post content. Much appreciated.
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Rolling
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>>752505440
Rolling for what?
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>>752502937
Dude it's been an hour now.
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>>752505544
Rolling for bump
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He's not gonna post, is he?
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>>752505996
>loli
No. Stop. No pedo-shit please
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>>752506123
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I wish I could suck creamy logs like that off Andy sixx's asshole.
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>>752506252
go away
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>>752506488
Noice! Got more?
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>>752506440
Mature much?
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>>752500304
I need more of her, had them but got deleted
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>TFW no cute little GF to dress up and poop infront of me
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>>752506634
Damn that's a nice hard turd. Are you the guy from earlier?
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>>752506634
I wish that we're Andy sixx and I could slide that dreamy creamy log down my throat
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>>752506916
Please kill yourself
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>>752506726
Yes
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>>752507007
No, fuck off retard
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>>752506726
No just looking for more pics of that women shitting
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>>752506954
Grow up
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>>752507090
It comes down to 3 things.
The steam.
The cream.
The dream.
These 3 qualities being exhibited in one thing simultaneously is unheard of, an enigma. However, there lies one certain exception. A big, heaping anal snake loaf straight out of Andy Sixx's hot fucking emo asshole. The way one consumes it is irrelevant, whether they suck it straight out of his ass, buy it prepackaged and eat it, or tongue wrestle it in his brown eye. There is always something new! So many unexplored ideas! This could all be yours, my friend, as long as you answer one simple question...

Would you?
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>>752507069
Fuck...you
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>>752507090
I just get the feeling that the maid assigned to clean this room didn't get tipped well enough.
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>>752500306
How is that even possible?
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>>752507200
>>752507347
>>752507413
Commit suicide already
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>>752496828
is that poppy?
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>>752507452
Anything is possible
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>>752507452
Talent and a lot of food.
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>>752507540
I don't know who Poppy is.
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>>752507484
When are you gonna grow up?
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>>752507716
When are you, forced meme faggot?
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>>752507842
Grow up.
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>>752502937
>20 mins
>nearly two hours later
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