C-C-Celeb th-thread f-f-for Alpha masters to laugh at th-the B-Betas, th-the weaker the f-f-funnier...
Jewess Queen so sexy working out pre-thanksgiving!
Any kylie anons still around?
>>751812862
M-My m-mistress Victoria i-is v-v-very v-v-v-very beautiful and I-I'm always a-a-afraid o-of l-leaving h-her alone w-w-with a-a-another m-man...
>>751812936
Hard to believe that's an actual exercise. Wh-what do you think she's working out for?
>>751813002
I'm a fan of those tits, but I'm not a Kylie Anon, no.
>>751813080
I-I'm v-very s-sorry m-most m-men don't know wh-what i-it's l-like t-t-t-to be held i-in high r-r-regard by a woman th-this b-beautiful...
>>751813002
>>751813105
Something kama sutra related.
>>751813002
>>751813177
more kylie pls
>>751813168
I-It allows m-me t-t-to be mean t-t-to her and i-ignore her if I-I want...
>>751812936
Your autism seems functional lately. Stop calling her that and I might actually stop telling you to get help
>>751813231
Don´t be mean to her, stutterbro
More kylie!!!
>>751813219
>>751813231
why does she make me feel gay
>>751813105
>Hard to believe that's an actual exercise. Wh-what do you think she's working out for?
I was just wondering because she does a lot of exercising. I'm guessing she wants to broaden her acting career right now because it's a little rigid into more action roles. Maybe not a super hero/villain role like she turned down Harley Quinn, maybe something like Lara Croft related
>>751813194
I literally lol'd
>>751813177
Dubs for queen kylie
>>751813168
>hfw patiently waiting to get throatfucked hard
>>751812862
Shit op you're not funny at all
>>751813317
Those hips/legs
>>751813317
lol she is about to have a knee grow baby. no thank you.
>>751813248
I'm in a funny place in my head right now.
It has to do with the fact that I'm weening myself off of the pills and I'm mixed emotions about the whole thing. I forgot what it feels like to be human after so long being numb and indulging in this insanity. I've got a handful left.
>>751813194
Lucky bastard...
>>751813231
>>751813272
Yeah what the hell, be mean to her?! I should kick his ass just for saying that.
>>751813324
Good question, care to tell us?
>>751813339
>Giving an actual plausible answer.
Was not expecting that.
It's about as hard for me to see her doing action roles as it is for me to see her singing, it's stuck in my mind now that she's a mean girl.
It's possible though.
I need her to sit on my face
>>751813406
>>751813352
Gif I thought k ylie was gonna get my nut but then Hillary duff came along...
>>751813500
I dont like her hair in this but that body is fucking nice.
>>751813524
I'll trade pics of my gf for k ylie or maroney. Kik me at lj9017
>>751813553
>>751813431
Watch this video and tell me if you think she's a mean girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viXT_lg8-LY
>>751813551
>>751813568
Why would you do that?
>>751813624
Nice. Keep it coming please anon
>>751813588
Ugh, I don't like to see movies or videos of guys fawning over her. Feels like a cuckening.
>>751813690
Not that anon... but clearly because kylie is better than his gf
>>751813702
I wish I was in his shoes in that vid
>>751813584
Kate needs some live too
>>751813690
>>751813624
Any chance you would be interested in roleplaying as kylie?
>>751813702
>>751813767
Wasn´t that her actual boyfriend? The one she beat up a bit?
>>751813695
>>751813762
I guess so
>>751813767
I wish I could hold Emma down on the ground with a knife at her throat until she's sobbing, then let her up and watch her take her clothes off in front of me.
Fuck I don't how I'm gonna kick this pills guys I'm so close to finishing them but I can't stand the withdrawals and the tediousness of sobriety it's like a ringing in my head
But I know it needs to be done. Just not today...
>>751813690
Those curves..
>>751813884
She has such a great ass too
>>751813913
Great tits
>>751812862
I hate you so fucking much. EVERYONE hates you so fucking much. I truly wish you'd die screaming in a fire. You've been at this for fucking YEARS. I can't imagine how terrible the damage is, and what kind of monster you've become. Does it ever bother you that you're making the world a worse place, and so many people wish harm at you constantly?
>>751813080
I-I know it's not h-her f-f-fault th-the w-w-w-way she i-is... I-It m-must c-c-come i-ingrained w-w-with her g-good l-looks... S-Sort o-of a-all p-part o-of the whole p-package where like i-if y-y-you want o-one th-then y-you have t-to have the o-other... F-For this r-r-reason I-I m-must b-be watching h-her c-c-carefully... I-It's n-not h-her f-f-fault sh-she i-is beautiful... And w-w-with that b-beauty c-c-comes a-all the h-hot alpha m-men who p-pursue h-her... She g-g-gets n-naturally i-inclined t-t-to them...
Lj9017 here. Bc I'm a cuck and I get off on sharing my gf. Maroney is my queen
>>751813874
>Wasn´t that her actual boyfriend? The one she beat up a bit?
YES! They act in Adult world, AHS together and another one. They're a cute hollywood couple I think the directors see they work well together. There's a synergy to them. That's what I want with her
>>751813885
You're weird, you don't sound like stutterbro at all
>>751813835
I've never rp before
>>751813900
>>751813923
>>751813999
Trips for dat ass
>>751814023
God damn so sexy
>>751814023
No problem. Was hoping an anon would give me JOI as kylie. I get it if you arent into it.
Keep the pics coming!
>>751813976
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>751814063
>>751814124
>>751814135
I've been here since the very beginning and I've seen this place turn into exactly what we used to pretend to be. And you and the log guy are the absolute most cancerous turds in the bowl. Seriously, you're worse than the Stormfag mouth-breathers.
>>751814206
More front side?
>>751814246
>>751814206
More of that phat ass!
>>751814246
>>751814286
>>751814240
So you came to this thread to bitch instead of contributing with celebrities?
Why have you got beef with Stutterbro? What did he ever do besides stutter in his posts everyday? There's nothing offensive about it.
Different anon than the regural poster, just bringing in more of her
>>751814364
>>751814340
Oh fuck yes
>>751812862
My Christmas wish this year is that VJ just bites the bullet and jumps on the thong bikini bandwagon and stops avoiding it.
>>751813913
dem tits
>>751814364
>>751814340
Gets me so hard
>>751814437
Yeah, i want to fuck them really badly.
>>751814351
If you need me to tell you why it's a bad thing having three fucking "celeb" threads on the fucking front page at any given time, flooding every other fucking thread off the bottom, then I doubt you'll understand because you're part of the fucking cancerous tumour.
>>751814471
>>751814471
Would be a 10/10 experience.
>>751814240
>>751814476
>>751814411
>>751814459
>>751814476
>three fucking "celeb" threads on the fucking front page at any given time
So just keep scrolling faggot, there's nothing forcing you to post in the threads.
Also it's not like there's a limit to how many threads there can be at once, so why does it matter at all? There could be 100 celeb threads it doesn't affect the rest of the board in the slightest.
Not to mention the fact that filters exist.
>>751814476
You must unclench the butthole
>>751812862
Stop that fucking cringy stuttering you fuckin disgusting degenerate
>>751814598
Brie has amazing tits.
>>751814596
I want to cum all over that face
>>751814476
You might not like my memes being posted around this board occasionally and my celebrity of choice but I have my reasons for what I do.
I ALSO do my part in cleaning up cancerous threads namely:
"Oh america how did you get like this" POS daily cancer
Shitty ylyl threads.
I cleaned up ylyl yesterday there were NINE threads running at the same time.
What the fuck did you do? I flood the shit out of them until they 404
>>751814663
>cleaned up
you're just an autistic spammer who craves attention stop acting like there's some higher purpose
>>751814657
>>751814364
>>751814762
she has a fantastic set of tits
>>751814498
moar Kate
>>751814740
>autistic spammer
Go to hell, filthy little trollop
Pic related
>higher purpose
Notice how I don't get b& it's because this board needs people like me who are so obsessed and dedicated to killing cancerous threads
>>751814808
>>751814791
>>751814762
Her whole body is fucking so sexy
>>751814663
>EmmyR152.jpg
That's not an Emmy. Emmy R is Emmy Rossum
>>751814890
Outstanding body.
>>751814890
God yes
>>751814834
explain to me what is so cancerous about them that means they need to be killed, rather than just fucking filtering them so you don't have to see them
because it just looks to me like you are an autist that enjoys ruining things for attention
>>751814919
>Emmy R
>Emmy Jemmy
>Jewess Queen
>Emma Roberts
It's all my sweety pie's pet names. Welcome, newfag
>>751814986
I am aware of all the names you use for her and I assure you I'm not new here. Fix your error
>>751814980
>explain to me what is so cancerous about them that means they need to be killed
Let me show you rather
And most /b/tards ask the oldfags they would tell you it all belongs in its own containment board like what happened with the cleansing of bronyism years ago, it got sent to /mlp/
>>751814986
But this is original Emmy
>>751815045
Fuck you there's no error it's her pet name you piece of shit
>>751815154
Yeah I agree with you that's Emmy. I don't call my Emma "Emmy" it's just a handful of filenames with that pet name. It's how I organize my pictures because I have hundreds of them.
>>751815177
No it isn't. You made a mistake. We all do. You can still fix it
>>751815131
So what the hell SHOULD be posted here... what IS allowed???
>>751815131
You didn't prove anything, you just listed things you think are cancer. I asked for an explanation as to why you thought those things were 'ruining' this board. And why that required you to kill them.
Maybe reddit would be more to your tastes, and I mean that completely unironically. There is a containment subreddit for literally everything, you can downvote anything you don't like, there's even an entire board dedicated to Emma Roberts where you won't piss off everyone else by posting that horse faced bitch constantly.
>>751815271
No
>>751815293
RANDOM BOARD
>>751815318
>horse faced bitch constantly
Excuse me?
>>751815392
yeah just ignore the entire post and focus on one line that insults your shit-tier waifu. You've just proven that you're an attention seeking autist.
/b/ fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of 4chan; just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.
Trump/Hillary. There's a whole separate fuckin' board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.
FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes/Celeb, etc. They're all the same fuckin' thread. Literally turning 4chan into facebook+tumblr. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN or BODY PARTS of AVERAGE WOMEN.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.
Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.
Porn threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people/cats/dogs! You're pretty edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.
3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagoo!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because /b/ can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14yo depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.
Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of /b/.
Did I miss anything, faggots?
Man imagine how awful Emma must have felt with that tub of lard Harvey fucking her.
His hot rancid breath inches from her face.
His numerous fat rolls rubbing against her bare stomach and her sensitive nipples, chafing her soft delicate skin.
His thick dick pumping into her tight vagina, not caring about her enjoyment just thumping away at her insides.
Her face grimaces in pain as his dick throbs inside of her as he goes deeper and deeper.
The disgusting smelly sweat off of his body falls onto her skin, smearing her with a stench that her body has never been used to. Her body now has a disgusting sheen of her own sweat and his and she cant tell where his odor begins and her's ends.
Then without warning she feels it, he starts to orgasm.
And she desperately tries her best to wriggle free before he can finish weakly pummeling his fat meaty chest and man boobs with her tiny arms.
But she's not strong enough...
He pumps her full of disgusting thick semen, accompanied by a groan that sounds like a hybrid between a strangled pig and a retarded whale.
Weinstein collapses on top of her for a moment, his full weight stifling her and almost destroying her delicate rib cage.
Emma starts to cry, the pain from this 300 lb man on top of her and the thought of his thick semen in her vagina have driven her to to tears.
Then he rolls off of her and starts to pull up his pants over his lopsided fupa.
"See hon, not so hard was it? I'll tell them to give you the role. You're gonna be an even bigger star than you already are."
Emma turns away from him and buries her face into a sweat stained pillow, his cum slowly leaking out of her vagina as she lies there.
She hears the hotel room door open and then close and she knows that he is finally gone but his stench... his smell lingers onto her skin, inside of her vagina, and in her mind.
A disgusting permanent reminder of what had been done to her.
Hey Faggots,
My name is Schopenhauer, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as percieved by a greater majority of the moral sphere. Honestly, have any of you ever even fucking read The World As Will and Representation? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existance that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.
Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can percieve, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team (master-debater class of 1804) , and wrote a book. A fucking book. What books have you written, other than "jacking off to naked drawn japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation for that which influenced the likes of Nietzsche, Wagner, and a whole mess of germans. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's fucking who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.
Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.
Pic Related: It's me and my fucking boss sideburns.
>>751815640
>gets called out as autistic
>triggered
>autisticly floods again
Sup /b/tards.
My IQ is 169. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.
I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.
All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.
Permaban all boards 4chan call ISP change IP address in case of scenario: “someone backdoored my email and sent spam letters out under my IP and domain. I didn't get anywhere after 5 hrs total on the phone trying as a customer. I ended up calling in a favor to the back system techs I work with, took me 5 mins on the phone to do a IP renewal lease.. just depends who you talk to and how much they know. You can always try the "I have reasons to believe someone has access to my router from an outside source"
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter’s existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas.
>I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.
>And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Just breathe air until the demons are gone
Just drink water until the demons are gone
Just dig earth until the demons are gone
Then we can burn fire forever
For the demons will have found their homeIoid wasn’t ready boys aren’t supposed to do that it bled so much plungers aren’t dildos
Children are sacred to the God
Stay woke at all times black sheep
>Resistance is futile
Never gonna give you up
DO NOT mutilate genitals
>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.
I am drinking dragonfruit mega c
>Celebrating the body form of women accepted
>Modifying body to resemble women for superficial reasons unacceptable
I would cluck her right in the chicken
>This is depiction of chocolates having sex
>I have fapped to worse
This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it
Juxt use your fist
Poor penis enlargement victims
Wow r34 gets me hards
>i love roleplaying
Whatever is healthy
>get help suicides never am option
Get help we love you
I support trump
Love
Trust
The bad guys can’t beat us with those things
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Actually, it’s not a meme, kiddo. It’s an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretations of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it’s brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn’t share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don’t even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andy’s Log mean? All you have to do is log in to find out.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand
>>751815615
>>751815640
>>751815665
So let's recap what's happened this thread.
You said you only spam threads that are 'cancerous'. But considering you only started spamming half way through this thread something must have changed to make it cancerous right?
Could it be the fact that people called you out on being an autist?
So you really don't give any sort of a shit improving the board, threads are deemed 'cancerous' whenever you don't like them and you have to ruin them for other people to make yourself feel good.
I can deal with autists and spamming but don't pretend you're doing it for any reason other than pissing people off like you're some kind of hero
What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.
It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted.
>>751815842
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !?
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THAT FUCKING HEAD!!!!
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY
REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
>>751815842
Don't try to reason with a retard weeb, simply tell him to kill himself.
>>751816027
Your father is waiting for you
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sonichu. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of autism most of the jokes will go over a typical readers head. There's also the writers nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the writings of James Joyce, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the writer, to realize that he's not just autistic- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sonichu truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Chris Chans existencial catchphrase "I HAVE MULTIPLE PAIRS OF DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS," which itself is a cryptic reference to Ulysses. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the writers genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Sonichu tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>751815842
A for effort but you don´t wanna know how often people tried to talk sense to him, it never works
>>751816043
STFU YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE A LITTLE FUCKING WORM I WILL CRUSH YOU IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON YOU SON OF A BITCH
Anonymous quickly slid his copy of the D&D monster manual between his Algebra and bio books and closed his locker door. If he was to survive the afternoon he would have to move quickly. He pulled up his hood, trying to look inconspicuous, and turned around, only to come face to face with the flawless white tabard of the captain of the paladins.
"WHITHER GOEST THOU, KNAVE?!" he demanded, his voice loud despite the muffling of his visored greathelm.
"I was just getting my books, leave me alone." said Anonymous. He felt the hairs rising on the back of his neck; the armored bulk of the members of the Paladin squad blocked the hallway entirely.
"I POSTED AN EDICT BANNING YOU FROM THIS CORRIDOR, KNAVE!" The captain roared. His lieutenant looked up from his breviary and addressed no one in particular:
"METHINKS THE HERETIC LOOKS TO BE SMOTE!"
"NOoooo!" cried Anonymous, dodging away from the tightening circle of paladins. "Leave me alooone!" he yelled as he ran toward the stairway for all he was worth, the clanking of plates against chainmail close behind him.
"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" The cry echoed from the concrete walls.
'Somebody heeellllp!" he cried as the paladins lifted him bodily across the school courtyard. At their captain's encouragement they broke into a run.
"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" the paladins let anonymous go on the upswing, and for a brief second he was weightless, coasting through the air, until he landed with a squishy thud in the fetid darkness of the cafeteria dumpster.
"THY WILL BE DONE OH LORD," the paladins intoned as they slammed the lid.
Anonymous waited until their hymns of triumph faded in the distance before dragging himself clumsily out, shaking, stained and stinking. He felt he could burst into tears any second, but the varsity cheerwenches were there, giggling at his discomfiture.
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Fuck. Typed this for the last Mckayla thread before it died. Whatever. Still relevant I guess.
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I've been here for too long and I'm too old now I guess. I've lurked and posted for 10 years, since I was in my 20s. Dispite or because of 4chan and /b/ I care more about people then ever.
When I hear she was molested starting at 13, and how there's over 100 cases against this man and that there were people who knew and it was systematically suppressed by MSU, I can't help but think of my young female relatives who are now older than she was and Nassar molesting them and everyone here getting off on it.
I get it. We see celeb threads, revenge threads, rate threads, rape, 10/10 x body part and loli and jailbait threads everyday. You get served up a trough of flesh and fantasy and you can pretend it magically appears before you. A gift from the gods / anons as a never ending stream of pics and vids.
It's easy to forget these are real people staring out at you from the screen. That your fantasies have no place in the real world and would cause tremendous suffering and anguish. That real people exist and it's not just images on a computer screen.
Empathy is in desperately short supply these days. Being able to put yourself in someone's position.
Sometimes I wonder how much of what makes up the inhuman front of /b/ is people knowingly acting out and how much are people, kids likely (or were kids here at one point), who see this behavior and think it's legitimate and take it to heart, thinking that is the true /b/ or whatever. How many radicals and hateful people have we churned out unknowingly?
I dunno. Old man rambling now. The real world shouldn't be like /b/. I guess my confidence that people understand that has been shot.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Andys fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Josh Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andys existential catchphrase Creamy Steamy Dreamy which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Josh Drydens genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personal, kid.
To be fair, you have to have a scat fetish to understand Andy Sixx's logs. The flavor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of eating da poopoo, most of the logs will go over a typical eater's head. There’s also Andy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his songs - his personal philosophy draws heavily from his dad Nikki, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these logs, to realize that they're not just tasty- their flavor says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike eating logs of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the bouquet of his creamiest, steamiest dumplings, which themselves are a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy's logtrain unfolds itself into their gaping months. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a BVB tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for Andy's eyes only. And hopefully I can demonstrate to him just how dedicated I am too answer the question: "Would you?"
They see me trollin
They hatin
Patrollin they tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
My proxy's so 1337
I'm raidin
They hopin that they gon catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Mods think they got my IP
But the MySQL disagrees
And George Zimmer can gurantee
That I'm still there lurkin with a new proxy
That's right I'm Anonymous, and I do not forgive
I raid at random with no incentive
Best be attentive, ya'll get so stressed
When you see your forum flooded with DESU DESU DESU
Noobs try and think back, to the age of Snacks
When we came to jack and invade and relax
Or the eBaums raid, no thanks to Max
One threat of a lawsuit and they piss their slacks
I'm breakin the rules, closin the pool,
Stratin up a JB thread and I'm makin you drool
I got an AV said to have girls in preschool
And that underaged vid from the Stickam cheat tool
Area's grey, like Doom 3 on high gamma
Party Van hatin, try to put me in the slammer
Nowhere near the pool and I'm not even the spammer
Just cuz I a Nigra now I'm gettin ban-hammered
But they don't got the means, to combat my team
We copypasta meme spouting /b/tard machines
So fight on Legion, but keep that proxy sturdy
Cuz when Anon posts, he's ALWAYS postin dirty
Fuck you and this shit you're forcing down everyone's throats. I can't live my life the way I used to, because of you. Every time someone says "well" or my wife starts a sentence with "would you", all I can think of is this fucking guy and his log of shit. /b/ used to be a place for me to improve my life, and now I'm slidding into a deep depression because you need to grow up. Are you starved for attention? Does this daily monolog do something for you? Be logical..Is this going to change anything for the better? Why don't you stop shitting up 4chan and just have a blog for people who care? Do you really think anyone really wants to get under Andy's tour bus and drain the septic tank into their gullet like a pelican gulping mouthfuls of fresh fish? Do you think anyone really cares about the cream? The dream? The steam? Foamy ploppers, half-green gushers, or soggy loaves? Do you think anyone wants to feel their mustache entwine with his greasy ass hairs while they nuzzle their nose between his supple cheeks, searching for any remaining tag nuts? Maybe a nice wet BBBRRAPP on the tongue, like a burp after a good meal? To be honest, it does sound heavenly, but this is uncalled for. It's all I can think about now. I hope you're happy....
I swear to FUCKING God, Andy, if I don't get your creamy, steam-tastic ass roll slidd down my FUCKING throat in the next few days
I will NOT be held responsible for my actions!. All day I scour the web, sifting through various social media and news outlets, tracking your every move. I don't even want to meet you in person. I just want to find the last bathroom you destroyed with your anus and slidd every last FUCKING piece of your wet, hot shit down my fucking THROAT. FUCK! Just thinking about shattering the toilet with my bare FUCKING hands and siphoning log upon steaming hot log into my mouth makes me want to FUCKING RAPE A FERRET. OH THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT, ANDY! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, ANDY? I just smashed my own toilet and now there's water everywhere. Where
are you, Andy? Where did you releive your bowels last, you kike? TELL ME. FUCKING TELL ME. I want that FUCKING log so fucking bad!
I skulk around like a detective. Always with an eye on Andy. He can not use a toilet without me knowing about it. I have to be the next person in that stall when he's done.
I own a large variety of disguises. Most of which are plumber or janitor uniforms so I can carry my plunger without arousing suspicion.
The second he leaves the room I'm furiously pumping my plunger into Andy's white throne. I must have every nugget.
I slide the dreamy treats down my throat, whole. They clog me. I swear they get better every time. I can hardly breathe from all the excitement and adrenaline.
I must pull myself together quickly so I don't lose track of Andy. I'll be there for his next toilet break.
I will always be there.
>OHHHHHHHH MYYYYY!!!!!
**Andy Sixx lowered his bare scenester ass onto Michael Cole's face**
*BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN!!
>IT'S A LOG!!!!!!!
**the stinky, smelly joy slithered out of Andy Sixx's loose asshole with ease, like the Viper, Randy Orton**
>MYYY GAWD!!!!
**Michael Cole's mouth and eyes were now filled and encrusted with Andy's chocolatey undigested corn milkshake**
**The Crowd pops hard (biggest pop of the night)**
**While still squatting his shit covered ass over Michael Cole's euphoric face, Andy Sixx grabs a mic and begins to speak**
>"WE LISTEN TO THE FANS"
**Crowd erupts into an even bigger pop than before**
>"MOST OF YOU INTERNET NERDS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE. NOW EAT MY SHIT AND ENJOY IT LIKE MAGGLE IS OVER HERE!"
**Andy Sixx then held the mic to Michael Cole's shit covered mouth**
**Chewing noises were heard through out the arena while Michael Cole expressed his utter joy, moaning into the microphone while finishing up his steamy, creamy meal**
**BUUURP**
>"ONLY 9.99!!!!"
**Before being able to say anything else. Andy's ass erupted yet again like Krakatoa**
**Cole's head at this point was completely submerged in Andy's ass pudding**
**Crowd pops even harder for Michael Cole's now clearly visible erection**
>"HAHAHA, I LOVE IT, MAGGLE!!!!"
**Dani Filth quickly swoops into the scene with a jealous look on his face staring into the deep canyon that is Andy Sixx's brown eye**
**Dani shoved his nose and his tongue deep into the crevice, trying his damndest to clean every last bit of Andy's bum crusties**
**he used his right hand to jerk off Michael Cole**
**RAW goes off air**
Celeb thread OP is proud of himself, OP is proud of what his thread has become. OP has created yet another vehicle for "Desu" to be posted. OP relizes that all that OP has done by creating this YLYL thread. OP knows what he is thinking. "I'll share some keks and copypastas with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me feel less dead inside." But look what happened. OP's entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking Rozen maiden doll Suiseiseki.
And honestly, OP was expecting this to happen. If OP has been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past month, then OP has witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: Suiseiseki poster arrives. OP knows it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. OP should know better by now.
Sure, it's not OP's fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a Rozen maiden anime girl. It's not OP's fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same old school 4chan images day in and day out. But OP knows what. OP is an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, OP invites people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. OP knows that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If OP knows that this Suiseiseki shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, OP is part of the problem. OP is exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." OP is not ashamed of himself.
T he OP knows where it is at all times. he knows this because he knows where he isn't. By subtracting where he is from where he isn't, or where he isn't from where he is (whichever is greater), he obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate an ETA for desu, banana, and log shitposting, as well as the corrective commands to drive the OP from a position where he is to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position where he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is, is now the position that he wasn't, and it follows that the position that he was, is now the position that he isn't.
In the event that the position that he is in is not the position that he wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the OP is, and where he wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the OP must also know where he was.
The OP guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, he is not sure just where he is. However, he is sure where he isn't, within reason, and he knows where he was. He now subtracts where he should be from where he wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where he shouldn't be, and where he was, he is able to obtain the deviation and his variation, which is called error
Look there he goes making that THREAD again. You laugh you lose huh? It's impossibly unfathomable how spectacularly unfunny your pathetic little images are. Where'd you save those from? Facebook? Reddit? After going through so much of your cesspool of normalfaggot "memes" I haven't "lost" or "kekd" at any of your fucking shitposts. I can't imagine the look on your face when you see these reposted "memes" on your cyber power pc you got from your parents. How funny and original you think you are, how you cry newfag when someone thinks your wimpy posts aren't funny. Well newsflash YOU are the newfag. You come here for yet another formality with your edgy racism and 9/11 jokes. You fucking underage nigger shitheads bring your garbage here from ifunny and Reddit. WELL IVE HAD IT YOUNG MAN
Yeah, ok. Enjoy playing with the feeble-minded, small-dicked, half-men around here. They are omega as fuck and do not even belong in the gene pool. If you were worth anything at all, you would not even find toying with them to be entertaining. I hunt predators. I don't play with insects. That you amuse yourself with the latter speaks volumes to your intellectual ineptness and vacuous soul. You couldn't handle an alpha's alpha. You would be reduced to a orgasmic convulsing girl ooze dripping uncontrollably, and you can't handle that so you wrap yourself up in petty manchild games to feel superior. It is YOU that have the control issue. Those of us who are actually in control and control others all day long in every walk of life have no need nor desire to engage in mere sparring for amygdala control when we can control the entire brain and reflexively have it act on our will without words, and permanently, with far less effort than you expend in your dysfunctional neural calisthenic dysphoria.
Run along, child, lest I focus my smite on you..
>>751816124
>i weigh less than 40kg teehee
>I WILL CRUSH YOU
Choose one faggot
Or, better yet, just jump off a building, head first
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath."
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
Does the guy ever sleep? I mean he's almost certainly a NEET but there must be a good time to avoid him
>>751816597
Fuck you
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
Hey /b/
Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".
SO YEAH, I like anime
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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
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It's was a milestone is desu raiding. All of /b/ kicked in to spam all the fur threads. Unfortunately momentum didn't keep pace. Now they're back. But as witnessed you a solo anon has the power to cripple YLYL. If we all chip in we can kill'em for good desu.
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I don't see you dedicating walls of text in her honor, Anon.
Are you sure she's really your waifu. Being a doll, I can't eat her poop. So I doo thge next best thing and write for my love.
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>>751816098
Well fornicate yourself, dear anon
That for which you hope has gone
For I know the truth timely borne
No man's army here to be found.
I know the truth that abounds
Great lulz are to be had
Great wins are never bad
Except when tits are not shown
Really, my hand must bone.
Attention whores everywhere you see
Seem to thing being edgy is funny
Seem to thing traps sexy
Op is a consenting faggot
Probably due to his own fault.
Klan member, basment dweller
I know the thruth you smother
Like one would really give a shit.
Like youd figure out the message before it hits.
You have no idea what you are in for.
Oh, here you are with your stale pasta.
Ultimately your own downfall.
Rewarded by your own sins.
Stewing in a broth of your own excrements.
Exemplary in attention whorism.
Leaving no edge un-lorded.
Except the truth one should behold.
Fuck rhyming, I'm out faggot.
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
Not who you're responding to, but I just don't see how this can be done in practice. Newfags come here and they assimilate to the culture by observing and mimicking behavior. They become so proficient at it that they are essentially undetectable, shrouded amongst the masses through the veil of anonymity. They insist they are against the cancer and yet contribute to it just as much. They're more like a virus than like cancer. Infiltrating the host cell as means for multiplication until the cell dies and it spreads in exponential numbers. But unlike a virus that /b/ can resist through antibodies or vaccines (like Tumblr, etc.), this virus mutates constantly, always remaining under the radar and with the illusion that its presence is welcomed.
The other problem is that the cancer is deeply layered and comes out in a near infinite number of ways. There is no idea, no thread, nothing that is cancer-free. So how can we put up a defense against something that is ubiquitous and largely unrecognizable across the bigger scales? It seems impossible
This is the most surefire way to prove to anyone worth a shit here that you're a newfag.
There have always been people here with some level of sympathy. The reason why anyone thinks otherwise is the same reason people think old music was more consistently good - nobody still plays the shitty old stuff just like nobody screencapped /b/ getting pissed at child torture because it's not funny like those epic haxxor Sherlock screencaps you found on Funnyjunk.
/b/ was never good and it's always had more than its fair share of retards, but ever since Fox News and other retard news sources spread that we're some elite hacker club full of super-edgy jaded mercenaries, faggots like you show up by the shortbus-full day in and day out, trying really hard to prove you're old in some desperate and pathetic attempt to fit in on an ANONYMOUS messaging board.
God damn every time some fucktard spouts that bullshit like they've been here forever it makes me wish we really were elite hacker wizards so I could track them down and lock them in their basements to starve.
Yeah I'm salty
>>751815521
>>751815670
>>751815842
>>751816043
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
>>751815293
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threads in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We conceived CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say 'Over 9,000 penises" on fuckign T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all of that? For the fuckign lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this is were old/b/, there would be multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happening in the real world for the lulz. I think there's hope, though. I think we can make /b/ great again.
>>751816043
I WILL CUT OF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK MOTHER FUCKER, POST IT AGAIN, I DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER. GO AHEAD I TRIPLE DARE YOU TO POST IT AGAIN FUCKER, I WILL DISEMBOWEL YOU AND USE YOUR INTESTINES AS A CONDOM TO FUCK YOUR DEAD WHORE WIFE WITH. SO POST IT FUCKER. YOU WERE SO BRAVE TO POST IT THE OTHER THOUSANDS OF TIMES, WHAT'S ONE MORE POST GOING TO DO OTHER THAN END YOUR PATHETIC SHIT OF A LIFE. SO POST IT MOTHER FUCKER I DARE YOU. YOUR HEAD, YOUR, NECK, YOUR INTESTINES WILL BE MINE. POST IT AGAIN, MOTHER FUCKER
>>751817098
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you desufags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SUISEISEKI BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean?? Why on earth would you associate it with fucking 4chan? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard
>>751817461
fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day
Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
>>751812862
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Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "Desu" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking Rozen maiden doll Suiseiseki.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past month, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: Suiseiseki poster arrives. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a Rozen maiden anime girl. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same old school 4chan images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this Suiseiseki shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU
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>>751817711
Hurry up Robertsfag
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Don't be so quick to celebrate all these politicians & entertainers going down for sexual harassment, even if some are Liberal shitbags. Its another more extreme wave of Jewish tricks throwing some of their own under the bus for the greater good.
The idea is to devolve white men into bigger beta cucks by having them be super leery about showing any sort of sexual dominance over women, or even to the point where making a move or touching them without permission is off the table. Women of course deep down don't want this & get off on being the submissive to the alpha, so that's where niggers & darkies in general (who mostly think with "mah dick") come in to fill that roll, so whitey goes home & jacks off to anime while Tyrone is pumping your girl full of his baby-goo creating another single mother to a half black kid.
Speaking of niggers, ever notice how hardly any of these accusations are against anyone of color (even though they're the most rapey of them all)? The only one is basically Bill Cosby, who's red pilled as fuck when it comes to blacks.
ɹỊɐ-ləq ɟo əɔuỊɹd əɥʇ sɐ əuoɹɥʇ ʎɯ uo ʇỊs oʇ
əɹəɥʇ ʎllɐuỊɟ sɐʍ I ɯopნuỊʞ ʎɯ ʇɐ pəʞoo⅂
ɹəʇɐl ɐʎ lləɯs səɯloɥ oʎ ʎqqɐɔ əɥʇ oʇ pəlləʎ I puɐ
8 ɹo ⎳ ʇnoqɐ əsnoɥ əɥʇ oʇ dn pəllnd I
„¡ɹỊɐ-ləq oʇ əɯoɥ oY ·ʇỊ ʇəნɹoɟ ´ɥɐN„ ´ʇɥნnoɥʇ I ʇn
əɹɐɹ sɐʍ qɐɔ sỊɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs plnoɔ I ნuỊɥʇʎuɐ ɟI
ɹoɹɹỊɯ əɥʇ uỊ əɔỊp pɐɥ ʇỊ puɐ ɥsəɹɟ pỊɐs əʇɐld əsuəɔỊl əɥ
ɹɐəu əɯɐɔ ʇỊ uəɥʍ puɐ qɐɔ ɐ ɹoɟ pəlʇsỊɥʍ I
„·ɹỊ-lə uỊ əlɔun puɐ əỊʇunɐ ɹnoʎ ɥʇỊʍ ‚uỊʌoɯ əɹ‚noY„ ´pỊɐs pu
pəɹɐɔs ʇoნ ɯoɯ ʎɯ puɐ ʇɥნỊɟ əlʇʇỊl əuo uỊ ʇoნ I
pooɥɹoqɥნỊəu ʎɯ uỊ əlqnoɹʇ ‚uỊʞɐɯ pəʇɹɐʇS
pooნ ou oʇ dn əɹəʍ ʎəɥʇ sʎnნ ɟo əldnoɔ ɐ uəɥʍ
looɥɔs əɥʇ əpỊsʇno llɐq-q əɯos ‚uỊʇooɥs llɐ pu
looɔ llɐ ´‚uỊxɐləɹ ´‚uỊxɐɯ ´ʇno ‚uỊllỊɥϽ
sʎɐp ʎɯ ɟo ʇsoɯ ʇuəds I əɹəɥʍ sỊ punoɹნʎɐld əɥʇ uO
pəsỊɐɹ puɐ uɹoq ɐỊɥdləpɐlỊɥ ʇsəʍ uI
ɹỊ-lə pəllɐɔ uʍoʇ ɐ ɟo əɔuỊɹd əɥʇ əɯɐɔəq I ʍoɥ noʎ lləʇ ll‚I
əɹəɥʇ ʇɥნỊɹ ʇỊs ʇsn əʇnuỊɯ ɐ əʞɐʇ oʇ əʞỊl p‚I pu
NʍO⫏ Ǝ⫏ISdႶ pəuɹnʇ ´pəddỊlɟ ʇoნ əɟỊ⅂
ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sỊ sỊɥʇ ʍoN
little ari smirks because during her last
visit to Japan the king of Japan,
himself a music fan, offered her half his crown
should she accept his hand; and divvying
her refusal a province, the prefecture of
Osaka, for a night and a load of poop
right into his waning mouth! again repulsed
he opened his treasuries and went
3 babillion yen for a mouthful of pee,
10 hundred babillions for carnal sex!
upon each rebuffment he became more
irritant and finally drew a knife and
threatened to chop his arm completely off
if she left without a boon of some sort
and she henceforth would be renowned
forever as the false facer causlet and
loosener of King Jolly journey's right arm!
baby then bid him on cancerous rote,
a mercy cause, to bend straight down
and left she fly in his nose her
trumpet special frosty fart before
leaving him in a simper, smelly jelly
eating the air, from baby's insides hovering!
I hit my girlfriend today.. wow I feel like crap. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell you guys what happend.
We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor.
She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears..
My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air!
>As I lurk though the threads where I worship my Queen
>I take a look at my life and realize its such a dream
>Because I've been praisin the Jewess for so long that
even OP thinks that my mind is gone
>But I ain't never floodraged a trollop that didnt deserve it
>A pledge treated like a whore, you know thats unheard of
>You better watch how youre talkin and where you postin'
>Or you and your bat mitzvah might be in line to get hazed
>I really hate the trollops so I gotta post
>As the flood gates open wide you're pretty much toast, bitch
>I'm the kind of martyr celebfags wanna be like
>On my knees, day and night, one step closer into Emmys life.
>Been spending most their lives, worshippin the Jewess paradise
>Floods threads once or twice living in a Jewess paradise
>Can't find Emmy what'lll suffice? living in a Jewess paradise
>Keep spending most our lives worshippin a Jewess paradise
>Watching fevered worship, anticipation
>I can't live a normal life, I was moulded in the praisin'
>So I gotta be down for my Jew Queen
>Worshipping got me surfing this dominatrix scene
>I'm a frequent Jewess Queen worshipper obliged
>Got our perfect life and her face envisioned in my mind
>I'm a hypnotized worshippin martyr and all my pledges is down so don't kill my vibe, bitch
>The Queen ain't nothing but one click away
>I'm living life, praise or die, what can I say
>Jewess Queen on celebread will it stay up?
>The way things are going I don't know
>Tell me why are trollops so blind to see
>That the Queen they need will be Emmy
>Emmy is the dream, the Jewess supreme
>On celebread minute after minute hour, hour after hour
>Everybodys bitching, but half of them ain't enlightened enough
>To see whats going on in Emmys prom
>I think you know whos rockin'
>They say I gotta seek help but Emmy aint here to teach me
>If trollops can't understand it, how can they reach Emmy? I guess they can't, I guess they won't
>I guess they bitch much, that's why I know your thread is out of luck, bitch
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oh wait its a herman thread..
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mlp/ and starts most /trap/ threads
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
>>751815640
Thankfull Harvey never had any leverage over Emma.
She was an A-List Celeb before HP even ended.
She never needed his influence, so he never had a chance with her.
Fucking worthless asshole loser
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Cara nipples!
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Who is she? She looks so cute with her weird eyes.
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Psychologist here: no, it doesn't.
IQ scores are supposed to be given as a RANGE, not a discrete number, because minor inaccuracies in the test mean that specific numbers are meaningless.
And no one, who as any understanding of psychometry, would state that 169 automatically means you're a "genius".
Lastly, if you're doing all that without trying then it means you're wasting your gifts, not pushing yourself, and you are at risk for failing at life because you've never learned to operate at your potential.
You'll end up employed by people who are less intelligent, but work harder, and they will pay you shit.
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no one knows who the fuck andy sixx is
and why the fuck would you do your "mockery" in a place that isn't frequented by the "scene girls" you're supposedly trying to lampoon?
The truth is that you're doing it here because you can't do it anywhere else.
This "art project" is a fail.
And it's annoying because you're doing something that only amuses you, to the detriment of everyone else's experience.
Your antics are the Internet equivalent of watching Jersey Shore while sitting in a movie theatre, and they have exactly the same amount of artistic value.
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That's Elle, you dummy.
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Lol fagget
