Celeb thread two - gotta fap edition
Deleted the dupe, post here.
>>751818444
Weinstein was a lucky guy
>>751818444
Always gotta fap for Emma
>>751818540
>>751818540
I honestly believe both that she was far too successful before they met that he didn't try anything, and that if he did she would have immediately gone public. He focused on girls who needed him to get work, she was 19 I think w hen they met for one of his movies
>>751818722
She is so hot, I have to fap everyday
>>751818877
Good Lord if only, Avril is another of my favorite girls
Cancer
>>751818901
Come on /b/ post some good Emma fap material
>>751819046
>>751819118
>>751818952
Taste checks out
>>751819019
Come on Robertsbro, post some qt Emma feet with us
>>751819225
Don't recognize this chick, I also love Anna Kendrick
>>751819296
Pretty please, some pale Emma legs please.
>>751819279
I don't feel well
In fact it's watsonfag who makes me sick to my stomach
>>751819346
She has fantastic legs
>>751819345
This is Cheryl Cole
>>751819386
More legs
>>751819009
Yes anon! More Helen!
>>751819429
Legs again
>>751819365
Do it for me, please :)
Or you could lie down.
>>751819387
Obviously she has an outrageous body, fucking hot. What do you think of Anna Kendrick
>>751819490
Can't this thread is pure cancer at the moment maybe another time.
I'm sorry.
>>751819504
It's about time
>>751819526
I like her big titties.
This is Karen Gillan
>>751819544
goes perfect with the cosbys
>>751819468
More Emma legs
>>751819444
>>751819572
fuck I would kill to see those titties wrapped around a BBC
>>751819541
Just because of Emma Watson?
>>751819618
>>751819558
I love her bit Titties and he smile to be honest
>>751819009
>>751819687
What about Karen?
>>751819658
Better not be Emma is a goddess
>>751819732
>>751819732
Did she pour her tits into that top
>>751819821
>>751819769
Need more information, obviously attractive but in the same league as the girls we have reviewed? Anything showing her body standing up
>>751819843
>>751819777
God damn she's unreal
>>751819627
>>751819872
She was a Doctor Who girl
>>751819898
>>751819930
Yum, hot AF. Also from Highlands.
https://youtu.be/7HQ9KW_avHQ
>>751819995
Killer fuckable body
>>751818444
I have a problem. I'm way too smart for my age, and everyone around me is intellectually inferior.
I'm 18 and at high school, but everyone in my class is fucking stupid. I try to engage them in religious debates (Atheist here) and political debates (Neo-Socialist) but all they care about is parties and Facebook. They also listen to shit music (metalhead here).
What can I do to get away from these morons
Pic related, me
>>751819856
Is this a brit thread now
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>751819998
Fittest Scottish girl going?
>>751820058
Oh yes
>>751820058
Queen Helen thread
>>751818524
ow the edge
What an attention whoring faggot.
We are sitting on her bed, a pile of pillows in our backs. I have my right arm wrapped around her, she's resting her head on my shoulder. The TV is running but neither of us are interested in the program. The remote is too far away and we're just too comfortable to bother. It's not about watching TV anyways. We're happy just being close to each other. I can't help but notice how clean she smells and how perfect her skin looks. As I move my right hand up and down her hip she closes her eyes and it almost seems like she's asleep. I lean back, let out a a satisfied sigh, and close my eyes too. As I pull her closer, I notice a muffled sob. I look down at her. She has buried her face in my shoulder and I can feel it getting a bit damp. I'm worried now. She is shaken by her suppressed sobs.
"What's wrong?" I ask in a concerned voice. "Millie, what's wrong?"
She doesn't answer and just continues crying into my shoulder. I gently touch her chin with my left hand and pull her head up a bit so I can see her red eyes and the tears on her cheeks.
"Millie, what's wrong?" I ask a bit more demanding and a whole lot more worried.
Finally she answers. Her voice is shaking and a bit higher than usual.
"It's just... You know... There's this big pho... photoshoot coming up and I... I'm scared. I'm... really, really scared."
I'm slightly baffled.
"But you've done stuff like that countless times! What's so different this time?"
Still sobbing she says "I've had this... this dream. But not only once. It was about some photoshoot. I was there and... and I was giving my best but... everyone just yelled and told me... I couldn't do anything right. I didn't know what..."
Her crying becomes more intense.
"Anon, I'm scared"
Remember when she used to be in Neighbours?
>>751820113
Well then?
I pull her even closer and she wraps both her arms around me.
"It's not even this particular shoot... It's... you know, it's everything. So much went right for me in the last couple of years. What if it's becoming too much? What if... I can't handle it anymore at some point?"
She cries into my shoulder a little longer while I try to find the right words to calm her down.
"Millie, listen to me! Listen closely. It's not what you do that makes me love you so much. It's who you are. No matter where you are or what you do I'll always be only one call away. And if anyone ever tries to tell you you're not good enough just tell him you're only doing this out of pity for his pathetic little project."
That gets a weak laugh out of her, followed by another sob.
"Do you... really think I could pull that off?"
I look her straight into the eyes.
"Millie, you can pull anything off. You're stronger than you think and I will always be there for you, no matter what. The only thing I ask of you is to always do what makes you happy. Because that's the only thing that matters."
She still sobs but I can feel that it's OK now so I don't say anything more and just hold her tight. Knowing that I could give her some comfort makes me incredibly happy and I could lie here with Millie close to me for the rest of my life. After what felt like a way too short eternity she lifts her head again and looks at me with her tear-stained eyes. Then, out of the blue she kisses me on the mouth. It's a short, shy kiss but I know what she's trying to say. It's pure, unfiltered gratefulness and I don't know if I deserve that much love from her. She gently places her right hand on my chest and makes circular motions that ever so slightly move towards my stomach and then my pants. She reaches for my zipper.
"Millie, you don't have to..." but before I can complete my sentence she quietly says
"I know... but didn't you just say I should do what makes me happy? Well, this makes me happy."
And before I can say anything more than "Is this really..." she has my shaft in her hand. She slowly strokes up and down. She's gentle and her every touch sends shivers down my spine, whether it's her thumb circling on my glans after every upstroke or her other hand gently fondling my testicles. Soon it's too much for me to handle. I moan and try to relax my muscles to stop myself from having an orgasm. Finally I can build up the strength to take both her hands into mine.
"Hold on a second" I weakly say. She looks shocked. Her eyes are still red from all the crying and it looks like she's going to start all over again.
"Oh no... Did I do anything wrong?" she shakingly asks.
"What? No... no it's not that. Not stopping you now would have just felt totally selfish!" I calmly say. "This feels too good not to share it, that's all."
This is now a Katy thread
"What do you m... ohhh" she moans as I slide my right hand under her skirt. I'm not surprised she's wet. I can feel the moisture through her panties. I move my hand underneath them and she tensens all her muscles. I notice her wet pubes between my fingers as I circle them around her pubis and her opening. It feels like she trims them rather than shaving. As I fondle her sex I'm careful not to touch her clitoris as that would probably send her over the edge at once. Instead I just move my fingers up and down her labia which seems to make her lose her mind. After two minutes she is already panting and sweating and from time to time she throws her head from one side to the other. I move my other hand up her shirt while simultaneously removing her skirt and panties. The little triangle of trimmed pubic hair above her vulva is now clearly visible and a small stain of moisture is forming on the bedsheets right underneath it. My other hand pulls up her shirt and I notice she's not wearing a bra. There's not a lot to fill it with anyways. Her developing breasts are in an early stage. They're recognizable for what they are but barely noticeable through a shirt.
It's time for me to switch hands. As I stop stroking her labia for a moment she moans with disappointment but quickly starts to pant again as I use my other hand on her vulva now. My right hand is still wet from her moisture and as soon as I start fondling her rock hard nipples with it she becomes almost ecstatic. The lubrication makes them even more sensitive.
"Anon... I... I... Oh god..." she moans. This is obviously a new experience for her. She's close so I stop all stimulation. A squeak of frustration escapes her throat.
"Ouuhhh... Why... don't... you....?" she moans before I kiss her on her lips and whisper "Together"
>>751820109
Have you seen The Circle? Karen and Emma heaven!
>>751819478
This is actually pretty well made
She understands immediately and grabs my still erect penis again. I carefully slide two fingers inside her while she continues masturbating me. My right hand plays with her nipples again and right as I feel my orgasm approaching I place my thumb on Millie's clitoris and move it with slight pressure, catapulting her over the edge into a mind shattering experience. We both orgasm at the same time and it's the most intense feeling I have ever felt. Nothing can compare and as my whole body shakes with spasms beyond comparison I can feel Millie's vulva tighten around my fingers. She almost screams with pure, uncontained lust. Even long after my own orgasm has subsided she is still rocking back and forth, moaning like crazy. I feel it's not over for her yet so I keep up the stimulation of her labia, clitoris and nipples. With every stroke she grabs and releases the bedsheets with her hands and it now dawns to me that this isn't merely a single orgasm, this must be her third or fourth. Right as I am beginning to think it's never going to stop she lets out a short shriek, throwing her hips up with wide open eyes and mouth before falling limp back in the sheets. She's trembling, unable or unwilling to move. I carefully remove my fingers from her vulva which is now bright red. Compared to the puddle of her fluids on the bed my sperm-stained shirt is barely noticeable. I know I have to give her some time to come to her senses so I lean back into the pillows. After a minute she finally manages to shakingly wrap her arms around me again. She lays down on her side, pressing her warm, naked body against my side. I can feel her trembling and as I look at her I notice she's crying again. This time it's different though. She doesn't seem too upset.
"Anon... I don't..." she sobs. "I didn't know it could get so... I mean, I thought I was dying."
With my right hand I gently touch her soft stomach.
"I know... This was beyond... everything"
"Was it... was it wrong?" she quietly asks. Her sobbing becomes more intense and it looks a bit like she's ashamed of herself. I smile and looking her straight into the eyes I ask "Did it make you happy?"
She calmly says "It did make me happy, Anon. Thank you."
"All I ever wanted is for you to be happy."
I kiss Millie on her forehead. She is already half-asleep.
>>751820241
Can you wank to it
>>751820113
>>751820156
>>751820277
Suck my dick, succubus
>>751818579
>>751818687
>>751818524
I wonder if a person who manages to produce sadness and terror in an animal smaller than his hand feels strong after doing such a thing.
>>751820305
Someone posting Frankie?
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
>>751818444
oh wait its a herman thread..
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mlp/ and starts most /trap/ threads
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
Helens very underrated ass
I awoke the next morning with my split peach still frothing. I thought it was over but his flesh Gordon had other ideas. There was ectoplasm oozing from his love muscle and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. By now, my furry cup was dribbling like a slug in a salt mine. The mixture of sewer trout and man fat in my tradesman's entrance created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The feeling of his love piss draining down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
>>751820349
Fucking bananafags ruining every fucking post omg shove a fucking banana down your throat already and choke to climax, then ejaculate on your computer plug ultimately destroying the PC itself. Hopefully you will die from electrocution and resurrect as a fucking banana just so you can experience how a Somalian fag sticks your entire self up his faghole
>>751820448
Perrie Edwards or Frankie?
Emilia fans?
New thread lads
>>751820491
>>751820491
>>751820491
>>751820474
Frankie all the way mate
>>751820414
Moar of dat ass
>>751820527
Rate them both?
>>751820300
Probably. Unfortunate that it was missing a lesbian romance between the two. Its pretty good though. On Netflix.
>>751818444
oh wait its a herman thread..
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mlp/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>751818444
oh....fuck....puerto rican fence climbers. that's the fuckin bomb