What's your ultimate dreamcar, /b/?
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What's your ultimate dreamcar, /b/?
>>715454289
Hummer(and yes my dick is small)
Love the Zonda too, but the Huayra beats it hands down
>>715454485
>'67 Shelby Cobra GT 500
Holy shit! Are you me?
>>715454485
>>715454607
I see your fake Shelby Cobra, and raise you the '70/'71 426ci Plymouth Hemi Cuda.
>>715455020
Better picture
>>715454607
no. I am media and I portray these cars so much in films and ad's that you have now wanted a 67 ford. Good Job MEdia. I convinced people to want Fords.
talking about rides are we?
>>715455389
You can have any age on your ride and you choose that? Pathetic! A 13 year old datsun car would do me fine.
look at this sexy motherfucker
Im a huge fan of BMW
>>715455492
A Datsun 510
>>715455889
>>715455492
Or a Datsun 240z?
1971 GTR
>>715455371
Kek’d. So much this
Tough to pick just one. But it would definitely be a 60s Ferrari of some sort.
>>715456107
Beautiful, looks like an Aston to me.
Z32 300ZX 2+0 Twit turbo T top
>>715456214
haha just noticed this one is a 2+2... lol
>>715455926
nice ride. would be my 2nd choice
>>715456214
>Twit
That's spelled correctly, you twat. That car is a twat car with twit stuff.
Aston Martin Vulcan
All these tuners holy shit. Good on ya for what you like but these are not hard cars to come by. You can acquire most of these cars quite easily.
>>715454289
Fucking love stanced or race spec lowered bmws, call me a fag but they are so fucking nice
>>715456370
Ugh, pretty but tasteless.
>not posting the hellcat
Go back to >>>/o/
>>715456207
>Ferrari badge
>Left side drive
Doesn't look like an Aston to me fuckhead
>>715456451
I would love that too if I were 12.
>>715456449
Agreed.
ford pinto
>>715456362
yes its a twit turbo. not sure what ur getting at here...
best car ever made in quantum universe
Lowered Mazda Miata with black rims (not scraping just race spec) something like pic related, and no im not an anime fag i just like the fact that they are cheap to buy and work on and really good on turns in the mountains.
>>715456538
If you don't love the Hellcat then you don't have big enough balls. So much car for the price. That thing is badass. I'm not saying everyone should have one I'm simply asserting you must admire it for what it is.
I'd love to have one of these.
Hopefully by this time next year I will too.
None since I had an accident once and now I can't sit behind the wheel without shaking and being afraid of death
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>>715456593
Your parents must be so proud of you
>>715456691
>>715456654
>>715456593
>>715456572
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>>715456482
Dude wtf its called Random for a reason. A little bit of everything. I like furry cocks as much as the next guy but please start your own thread and I'll join you in it ok?
>>715454289
i really do like both cars and trucks, but right now i'd really love to have a new lowered truck.
>>715456403
Meh.. I have a lowered e30. Fucking retarded camber now because of the suspension design. Now I dump a ton of money into a modified rear subframe to get it back into spec.
>>715456850
2017 Audi R8 V10
>>715456866
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>>715456714
Holy fuck, there are other Niva fans? As soon as I can rake in enough cash to finally get a fucking driver's license I'm definitely getting one of these babies with this exact coloring. Army matte green fits it so well.
>>715456489
Ooh, you're right! Ferrari badge makes everything look like a Ferrari.
The compound curvature took no cues from the previous decades Aston DB series. Thanks car buff guy.
>>715456885
Got a pic of it? Ive been dreaming of a lowered e30 for a while
>>715456940
Can i please beat you? I just wanna fucking kill you, dude...
>>715456909
my nigga
>>715454289
One that never needs to be repaired.
G-wagon
>>715456713
Fair enough.
>>715457008
I don't think I have any I'll look through my phone to see..
What do you guys think about miatas? Not ricer fags just race spec
>>715457058
Go back to /o/ poor carfag, you have a containment board
>>715456449
watch the review chris harris and clarkson did on it, wouldnt mind it myself
>>715456999
My problem is I'm in the USA. We never had them here. I've seen a few for sale in Canada, so that's where I'm going to try to get one.
Audi RS6 Avant performance.
>>715457145
Too small.
I have one in my shop, I'm building a new motor for a friend.
>>715457289
Looks like an amazing family car
>>715457003
hahaha DE_STORIED
>>715455590
This would be the ultimate car, but there is one problem
>Be me
>Wage cuck living paycheck to paycheck
>Takes an hour and a half to get to work
>Fuckin 60 miles away how do I get to work that fast
>Get an idea
>Some faggot had a fast the went like 300 mph
>Decide to build it
>Apparently uses jet fuel
>Get some of deep Web
>After 3 months it's done
>Take for drive
>Start driving
>Takes 20 minutes to gain full speed
>After 20 years of speeding up I'm going 450 down freeway
>Runningatthespeedofsound.jpg
>Can't turn narrow turn
>ofuck.webm
>Hit right side of freeway
>Go in full flight in speedy car
>Majestic as fuck
>Flying over downtown New York
>People recording me on video
>wut.wmv
>Heading straight for tall ass building
>Sup faggots
>Brace asshole for impact
>Main rectum gate, checked
>Bladder, checked
>Ready for impact
>Crash into that shit
>Made national news
>World Trade Center destroyed
>People think its Al Qaeda
>Mfw it's just a retard in a super speedy car
>Mfw we go to war over this
>Mfw jet fuel can't steel beams
>>715457312
yeah, what other cars you got in your shop and do you work for a dealer or are you just running a shop? Ive always wanted to run my own shop but dont have the funds to do so at the moment
>>715457145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp1kuo6xkbE&t=4m
>>715457462
Ahahahahahahaha
>>715457181
I'll check it out.
>>715457571
Classy
>>715457148
I can post whatever i want, fucktard. It's called random for a reason
>>715457340
It is!
With 600+ BHP and a 3.2sec 0-60 time
>>715457236
>Russian cars in the US
Yeah I can see a problem there. I live literally next door to the ol' Motherland so there's a few available at any given time.
>>715457638
Me too fucktard, this thread is about ultimate dreamfurries. <3
>>715456866
What are you a fucking spic? Lowered trucks are fucking retarded and you should feel fucking retarded.
Here let me get this vehicle I can do stuff that I can't do in a car, and make it totally unusable for said stuff.
>>715457008
Best one I can find. This was right after I lowered it, and before I spent a day buffing the paint.
>>715457643
You can get to Disney World in 5.8 seconds LOL
>>715457763
Accually looks really nice!
>>715457685
Your mental illness is showing.
>>715457571
I love that toyota
Question should be "what is your dream car and why is it a GT-R?"
>>715457860
Shh, start fapping stupid misplaced /o/fag.
>>715457456
Just that and my race car right now.
I don't work as a mechanic professionally any more, I just do side jobs for friends.
Besides the miata and my race car I'm also building a new race motor for a friend's celica.
And a ton of other personal projects.
>>715455020
Nice
>arnt they terrible on handling
>>715457836
The only real Shelby Cobra.
>>715457671
Before I found them in Canada I was planning on importing one from Poland.
I can't believe how cheap they are there.
>>715457842
And even better now that the paint is red and shiny instead of faded pink.
>>715454558
lmao, i was just about to post this...
>>715458052
>>715454289
I don't prefer automotive.
>>715457063
>>715456909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB8tgVqmKzw
>>715458128
>>715457976
lol, probably. American manufacturers did not figure out suspension for another 40 years.
>>715455590
It's a very nice sir
>no boot
> no nice trim and interior
>no leg room
>no sterio
>MFW when I see the price on fuel pump at the gas station
>>715458181
I have one of them too.
Or 3, depending on how you look at it.
I have a 74, a 76, and a 77.
>>715457969
>my race car
What do you race?
this
>>715458165
I prefer s/fur.
And mares.
>>715458052
>Importing cars
At least you have that option, we have North Korea tier import laws for automobiles over here.
>>715458342
I like it all, I'm just shitposting cause stupid carfags.
>>715458191
Ive never seen this commercial that was awesome!
Sexiest side profile in existence.
>>715457058
Just leave them be anon
>poor insecure no freinds ugly beyond words and always going to be cunts
>>715458311
Fox Mustang on dirt oval.
This isn't my car but it's a good example
>>715458260
Give my left nut for that.
>>715458524
>poor
>thread about wanting cars you can't afford
lolok.jpg
>>715457131
Had G pen it were shit
>I'll never buy a G product again fuck you snoop
>>715458550
Damn thats cool, Got any crash stories?
>>715454289
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,
I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,
Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,
I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.
>>715454289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdGVz104b3E&feature=youtu.be&t=68
>>715458350
Kinda...
It has to be either 25 years old, or meet all federal emissions and safety standards for the US.
Most of the cars not sold here don't meet our emissions and safety so we're pretty much stuck with the 25 year rule.
>>715454289
Only a 15-year old would think that this looks good.
>>715458646
http://assets.bugatti.com/typo3conf/ext/bugatti_specials/Resources/Public/Template/content/chiron/gallery/9.jpg
>>715458602
>>715458552
You're fucking up the image count on purpose, but youre also showing us you're a dick furry. So you win, but you lose as well.
>>715458419
Cars are good too though.
>>715458602
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>>715458723
Haha poorfags can't afford a nice car OR figure out which board to post in, you guys suck lol
>>715458637
Nothing really interesting. Happens fairly often. I've rolled I think maybe 5 times in 10 years.
Landed on a guys hood once.
>>715458687
At least 25 years old or no more than 25 years old?
We have every fucking regulation from engine size to retarded emission limits to absolutely no modding done whatsoever, if you have a nonstandard antenna in your imported car you'll get your registration voided forever and can't get reimbursed for anything if you already brought it into the country.
>>715458732
They are, but if you want to jack it to cars there's /o/, get this bs out of /b/
>>715458869
At least 25 years old.
>>715458825
>landed on a guys hood once
How did that feel LOL
>>715458887
Naw, cars are OK here too.
That's what makes it random.
I never go to any other boards here.
>>715458905
Makes sense to have a limit like that but 25 years seems a bit steep, not too many models from 1991 still being manufactured. Bullhonkey.
>>715458887
>>715458809
There is a board for you too, /lgbt/
>>715458809
I have a van and a car
I earn £500 a week
I am my own boss
I do what I want
>your mum or any woman in your circle of freinds or family will be raped in there sleep tonight and then will die of blood loss due to a anal prolapse and anal Tares
>there's no imunity that will work on my curse
Only by saying sorry for being a retard And dubs shal lift the curse
>you furrys brought this upon your selfs I don't like doing this but I need to make an example of you
>>715458950
About the same as landing on the track.
We have so much safety equipment it's hard to get hurt.
Full cages, aluminum seats that wrap around you, 6 point harness, neck brace, helmet fire suit, all that stuff so rolling isn't a big deal.
The ones that hurt are when you break something and go straight into a wall at 70mph
>>715459024
Specialty boards are filled with elitist faggots and circlejerking 100% of the time, maybe excluding /po/. At least with /b/ goers you usually get the lax peeps in threads like this. Ignoring the gayfur porn on the side is a given.
>>715459066
You don't seem to understand shitposting, oh well.
>>715459213
Dude you're being gayer than the guy who's posting gay furry porn
>>715459213
Autism proven, only 10 year olds care about the curses meme.
>>715459225
I bet, whats the worst thing thats happend to you?
>>715459043
Yeah, good thing I like older cars.
I'm going to look into what the niva has for safety and emissions. I know a lot of stuff that made it to Canada is pretty close to our stuff so I might be able to get one a bit newer, even a 92 would be fine with me.
>>715458887
>Says the furry
Why not spam with scat hu ?
Dare you not save on your I phone incase mummy or daddy finds it
>fucking kids and there autistic ways
>>715454289
Nothing too exotic. A '55 Corvette if money were no issue. I' d settle for a '65 Mustang or a '69 Camaro though. In fact in some ways either of these would be preferable.
You definitely wouldn't want to use a '55 Corvette for day to day driving. My dad had a '72 Corvette when I was a kid. It was likely fun as hell to drive, but it was not a practical family vehicle.
I'm currently driving an '00 Trans AM, so I'm not exactly dissatisfied with what I've got anyway.
>>715459428
I shitpost what I like, I have folders of gore and rekt I could post but people hate furries more like you so I can enjoy your tears lol
>>715459312
>no I'm fucking not
Curse includes you now
>>715459384
Nothing to bad, I've had doors ripped off a couple times, the entire front of the cars bent over to the side about a foot, rear ends almost completely ripped out of the car.
>>715459637
Damn
>>715459643
Have any straight female pone?
Muffin is best.
>>715459355
Well it's good job you got dubs so your gunna be cleaning blood and seamen up
In the morning
#just appologize anon
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