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butts
>>715422130
Butts with guns.
>>715422266
>>715422328
like, a gun in a butt? or beside the butt?
>>715422496
A little harness that holds the gun for the butt, and when you clench, it fires.
>>715422646
i need this
>>715422613
>>715422646
how can you tell what you're aiming at?
>>715422838
>>715422130
No you don't deserve them Jeff.
>>715422838
Just paste googly eyes to your bum.
I'm just gonna leave this here
https://e621.net/post/show/1076702/animated-ball-blue_eyes-canine-censored-crying-fif
>>715422938
>>715422951
;~;
>>715423001
good idea, it does mean you have to walk everywhere with your butt hanging out though
>>715423288
wem
>>715423244
>>715423218
so old been on facebook for weeks get with it dev wow ur so behind in the joke
>>715423371
Katten.
>>715423244
Dont give me them crocodile tears.
>>715423244
Just paint a fake pair of pants on or wear assless chaps and paint your bare bum black. If anyone asks about the eyes, tell them they're for decoration.
>>715423429
I don't do furry shit on facebook
>>715423536
y knot. everyone can see all the doggy ducks you liked
Snarf that comic wasn't even finished yet
>>715423614
tuggerbutt
>>715423470
soup
>>715423400
>>715423480
no, they're real I swear
>>715423530
they'll be too busy looking at the eyes to notice the gun pointed right at them
>>715423671
EXACTLY WEMMEERS
>>715423801
>>715423798
I need more paint, and I need money to buy paint. I don't have money though.
>>715423701
Feel my butt cheetah.
>>715423801
i beat you can turn them on and off like a switch.
Not buying it.
>>715423801
Or that. That could work as well.
>>715423930
why don't you sell yourself like the little tramp stamp that you are
>>715423828
let them see!
>>715423930
why dont you have money?
>>715423941
i will do whatever you want me to do to it
>>715424268
I can't! Only special friends can know.
>>715423860
>>715423941
more like a faucet
I mean no, they're 100% real
>>715423953
you were too busy thinking about butts
>>715424381
Yes
>>715424381
>>715424190
Nobody would buy.
>>715424268
Because these last two months have been shit as far as money is concerned. It's just this week started to pick up again.
>>715424268
Go for a 5km bike ride.
Then we can touch butts.
>>715424381
Hah i knew it, you can cry like a girl.
Come here touch butts with me and katten.
>>715424359
LET THEM ALL KNOWWWWW
>>715424584
whys that though?
>>715424592
ok! i can do that!
Wasn't Jeff eaten by a shark? A shark that doesn't like dicks?
>>715424781
Then I wouldn't have any friends
>>715424838
Shush let me have this.
>>715424461
and just like that you'd be shot with a butt gun
>>715424465
>>715424592
I only ever cry like a little girl
ok, I'll touch butts
>>715424838
if he didn't like dicks then why would he eat me?
>>715424894
only the truest of friends will stay. everyone else is a nig
>>715424781
see you in 15mins??
>>715424838
Are you going to finish that comic Snarf?
>>715424982
Don't cry when we're touching butts, it's creepy.
>>715424982
>>715424781
The election was keeping people out of the cafe for most of October and November is always slow.
>>715424982
RIP me
Bury me with my possesions and trinkets and set my grave in blaze.
>>715425114
make it 5 min :3
>>715425264
i figure november would be booming
>>715425264
kill yourself
>>715425114
Kay.
>>715423930
>>715424190
>>715424359
>>715424584
>>715424894
>>715425264
>>715425439
I have 33 more years before that's possible.
>>715425428
Nah, December is the best month to work.
>>715425428
ok. hurry up though butts are touching already.
WTF!! is this real??
https://www.intellihub.com/obamas-birth-certificate-proven-forgery/
>>715425549
Thanks, i needed to finish it even with the bad art.
>>715425114
are tears of joy still crying?
>>715425150
>>715425332
a funeral pyre? or set the dirt grave on fire
>>715425792
>>715425792
The latter. That way I don't rise from the grave to become a zambie.
fucking weird comic
>>715425989
>>715425633
oh. thats gay. i figured because all the pumpkin spice shit
>>715425686
oh gosh i cant miss a second of butts!
>>715426148
Nah, people stay home in November because of family.
>>715425792
no they are tears of pain. i think they become tears of joy after orgasam. Then you may cry :3
>>715426148
Hurry Jeff is weirding me out with tears.
>>715426293
family is gay
>>715426361
why is he crying
>>715425914
>>715425922
I'll stab a stake in your heart as well so you don;t rise as a vampire
>>715426361
I think I can hold back the tears
>>715426464
he said I wouldn't get any butts
>>715426464
He's got a broken faucet and he won't stop!!
>>715426464
I have a complicated relationship with my family.
The thread seems a lot more gay than usual.
post more girly guys, muscles are gross.
>>715426612
I wonder why
>>715426541
why cant you ahve butts?!?!
>>715426582
why?!?! what did you do to him?
>>715426601
do they make good food for holidays at least?
>>715426612
no u
>>715426541
That too. Don't forget to dump salt on my body, don't want to become a spooky ghost, it'll keep away the snails and slugs from wriggling all over me as well.
>>715426541
>>715426681
Art thou feeling inadequate?
>>715426612
For you.
>>715426709
Yeah, it's okay.
>>715426612
how gay is it usually?
>>715426709
tiger said so ;~;
>>715426730
this is gonna become an ordeal isn't it
>>715426737
>>715426857
we been making to much sweets here. its great but horrible. we are getting fat and gross
>>715426871
wtf?! i will chew his ass out dont worry
>>715426822
Not in the slightest. I just like girly guys.
>>715426992
That's pretty.... normal bruv
>>715426685
Dunno
>>715426709
???
>>715426834
t-thanks
>>715426871
50% of this
>>715426871
Perhaps
>>715426942
>>715426951
They don't make a lot of sweets. Usually just one thing.
>>715427067
ur pretty gay
>>715427099
my tummy feels sick
>>715426541
Just turn it off at the source Jeff.
>>715426709
Nothing!! he just started crying!
>>715426951
Oi! it was not me fault!
>>715427257
For what reason?
>>715427122
Not quite
>>715427067
Yukis are for sexy times.
Im new to this shit, but i want to know if anyone has the pic where its this dog/guy at a desk getting a blowjob by some guy under the desk. Gets me hard as diamonds, but lost it
>Sneaking into this thread real quick
>>715427064
Yes, now that is what I'm talking about. All the cute, beauty of a chick but better because it has a dick.
>>715427322
he said it was your fault! why are you bullying jeff?! >:U
>>715427384
food making me feel ill all the time last few days
>>715427404
yes huh
>>715426951
make sure you remember to berate him after your done eating his ass
>>715427067
that's not very gay then
>>715427078
any more supernatural things I should be aware of when you die?
>>715427096
I'd love to do that
>>715427322
ok, they're all gone now
>>715427556
oh i will!
>>715427495
You should stop eating.
>>715427556
And I'd love to do you, but we both live in different frozen wastelands.
>>715427556
Not I know of.
>>715427495
What!! he's doing his croc tears trick on you too!!! He's lying :s
>>715427556
Faucet is now fixed?? Goodo. now get your WEM attack kitty of me.
>>715427624
I look forward to it ;3
>>715427440
Nope
>>715427495
I disagree.
>>715427556
Well this is at 100% right now.
>>715427706
we'll have to make the trek across them someday
>>715427735
just to be safe I'll bury you in a church
>>715427837
once the attack kitty has been set off, nothing can stop him
>>715427992
wow, that's even gayer then I thought. maybe I've become too used to that level of gayness
>>715427692
i should again yeah.
>>715427837
croc tears? what is this you talk about?
>>715427992
9/10 doctors agree though
>>715428083
Yes, we should all stop eating.
>>715428055
Not anytime soon, it's supposed to be a blizzard here until satuday afternoon and -45f by sunday.
>>715428055
Ok, make it a catholic one. Usually they have those very guarded with religious symbols.
>>715428055
Attack kitty should be attacking he's widening ass first :P
>>715428083
Never heard of crocdile tears?
>>715428083
They just say that for the money.
>>715428055
Think that says something?
>>715428167
and only smoke tobacco
>>715428326
nop i havent :c
>>715428446
yeah but they say it so i win
>>715428533
Yes, stop eating, sleep very little, and chain smoke.
>>715428180
shit, that's a lot colder than I thought it would be. it's only just gone down to -15c here
>>715428202
I'll stuff it right under the tabernacle
>>715428326
... he's a confused attack kitty
>>715428446
that I quickly normalize things
unless you had another, probably better, idea
>>715427992
Yes. Sexy times with a poodle.
>>715428651
yasss.
bump
>>715428653
The weather here is whacky.
>>715428729
And then die.
>>715428861
well of course! the best part!
>>715428914
It really is the best part.
>>715428760
are you just gonna be stuck inside for the next few days?
>>715429026
Hopefully, work is going to be super slow on Saturday if they make me go in because we're going to be overstaffed and it's going to be shitty out.
>>715428694
huh?
>>715428653
Only thing I had to add was that you were gaying it up or something. I don't know I didn't think about it.
>>715428991
i look forward to it! how soon?
>>715429240
As soon as our bodies completely give out.
>>715428533
Kitty's got no bite behind all his words.
Suck my butt you WEM vacumn.
>>715428653
That's why he's gay and going to kiss my ass.
BTW how'd you go with your exams?
>>715429163
have a lot of snow there currently?
>>715429165
I'm constantly gaying it up
>>715429379
I'd kiss it too
ok so far, still have a couple to go over the next few days
>>715429372
hmmm that may be too long for me
>>715429379
i will chew your arse so hard. i bite hard i will suck the blood from your bum
>>715429503
All that would greatly shorten your life.
i return triumphant!
>>715429580
should i drink lots of liquor too?
>>715429475
Not yet, just a few inches but tomorrow is supposed to dump a foot or more.
>>715429633
yay~
>>715429633
What did you do.
byeeby
>>715429647
No.
sold copious amounts of drugs
>>715429633
welcome back
>>715429648
it snowed a bunch here and was nice till it started getting cold and windy
>>715429741
nite nite
>>715428533
Crocodile tears refers to a fake cry in order to manipulate feelings.
>>715429165
Tears run down her face, smearing the cheap rouge and mascara as the overweight poodle positions itself behind her. With a heave, it lifts itself and throws its weight onto her back, her knees and elbows shake, straining under the bulk of the poodle. She holds back a gasp of pain, as the poodle enters her, no grace, no gentle touch, just pure instinct guiding the poodle's engorged member into her. The air is filled with hot, panting breath, the sound of dog claws scraping on her back, and the choked tears of pain and pleasure as the poodle hits its rhythm.
>>715429813
It hasn't snowed much here, a couple inches here or there but it melted within the week. This is going to be the first real snow of the season I think. Getting me excited for snowboarding later.
>>715429475
I hope you do more than kiss it <3
Hows the regiem going? Got away from negitive pull-ups yet?
>>715429503
RERRRR!! Not bitey hard!! softly like a long kiss.
>>715429633
From??
>>715429736
Saved this one from before Thanks man.
>>715429741
Night WEM!
>>715429775
How much dosh you make?
>>715429915
Tell me you found this online and didn't make it up
>>715429775
Sounds like a bad decision
I jest I do not sell drugs plz dont partyvan
>>715422130
Johanna Ah'nee
>>715430036
Freshly made for you, bby.
>>715429982
any good areas for snowboarding around you?
>>715429999
I have, but I've missed it recently cause of exams and a cold
Please report
>>715430197
Should I be impressed or scared
>>715425686
Obongo for Prison
>>715430230
A couple hours away there's a small peak with some slopes but nothing major unless I go to Utah.
Report me
>>715430316
Arroused.
reported this thread for fur faggotry
Report me please
>>715430587
ty
>>715430587
>>715430587
>>715430587
>>715430578
I can just lie and say I am and you'd never know.
>>715430587
Don't forget to report me too
>>715430587
Good luck chap
>>715430230
Damn what a horrible time to get the cold. Make sure you get plenty of rest and water.
>>715430344
Could very well be so. They should push for death penalty.
Report me now
>>715429815
We must confront death while fully aware, we must look it in the face with indifferent acceptance.
>>715430730
Reported, you're not my chap
this thread is fur us gurls now lol
>>715423288
Holy fucking shit, can you please fuck off with your shit avatar?
Wanna maybe join a discord, go outside and talk to people who actually give a shit about you.
Honestly, you should kill yourself.
night all
>>715430345
I'm gonna go head to a lawless bed. night
>>715430795
I will, I'm heading there now
>>715430889
You seem upset.
bye jeff
>>715430961
No fucking shit retard. Wanna point out the obvious again you dumb cunt?
You seem like you said i seem upset.
>>715431092
I wonder why.
>>715430688
We all know the truth about your poodle lust.
>>715430947
Night.
>>715431237
Because you spam your shit avatar, because you lack the ability to hold a relationship with someone for longer than 20 minutes.
>>715431276
Out of all animals...
>>715431352
I kek'd
>>715431329
What an arbitrary assessment of time you have.
>>715431352
Their poofs fill you with an envious fire, since they remind you that you will never be a true French countess. You find thrill in the sense of domination physically and mentally by the icon of unreachable dreams.
>>715431548
You are so fucking dumb. I know enough about you to form n opinion on how fucking annoying you are. I may not be 110% correct but i sure am near.
>>715431626
I heard french people smell
>>715431683
You know nothing about me, but it's nice that you think you do.
>>715431782
>implying there is much to know about a fucking idiotic autist who posts in gay furry porn and is constantly told to fuck off for spamming a shit cringy avatar
You are not special, and posting Peter Loree does not make you look intelligent.
>>715431782
Just a passerby, but your verbose style of typing makes you look like a pseudo-intellectual jerk rather than a cleverror guy
>>715431950
I can't even begin to care.
>>715431933
I don't want to look intelligent and never claimed that I was. Reread my previous response to you.
>>715431782
>>715431933
>>715431950
Arrogant fool gets BTFO'd
>>715431950
>verbose style of typing
we've got a real internet persona analyst professional here tonight folks stay tuned
>>715431756
A potent musk you can not overcome.
>>715432129
You sure are trying hard to be.
I have met my fair share of tumblr fuck wits, and you share the same personality. You are the least special out of everyone.
>>715432129
Go ahead and blow it off because that hit close to home
>>715432186
>what are simple observations
Are you serious
>>715430947
Night Jeff.
I'm done as well Goodnight everyone.
>>715432165
I'm supposedly being put in ,y place by people who are saying things to a complete strangers who know absolutely nothing about me and so revert to blind insults based upon an arbitrary observation of the images that I post? Yeah, they sure showed me.
>>715432243
I sure ain't trying to be anything, but it's adorable that you think so. I've met plenty of regular fuck wits myself, and you share the same personality. As for tumblr, I don't have one, I don't have a facebook either, in fact my social media presence is next to nonexistent. I never claimed to be special or unique in any way, but way to project.
>>715432252
It doesn't hit close to home, couldn't be further from the truth actually. But you can hold your head up high that you told a complete stranger what you think about him based upon absolutely nothing.
>>715432799
Wow, that first response got a bit jumbled.
Kik anyone? Mines basedgod117 :3
>>715432799
>telling me im projecting
>has been projecting projecting every shit thought that comes to mind
Now you know exactly how all of us feel when you start posting.
>>715432913
How fat are you?
>>715433011
I'm not American
>>715432958
>I know you are but what am I?
Is that really the best you can do?
>>715432958
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>715433081
Try reread it waaa waaa
>>715433334
>tells me I was the one projecting after I said they were projecting
>Y-you're projecting, you poopoo head!
You're stupid. Actually stupid. You've made great life choices to get you to the point of arguing with a total stranger on the internet because they aren't posting pornographic illustrations of gay animals fucking. Way to go, buddy.
>>715433068
So really fucking fat.
>>715433578
Exactly, you are projecting though, so if you know you are, then why be a fool and convict yourself of projecting?
You're the only idiot here
