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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715329240
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
The only one 4 me
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
Sameji claim'd
Baphomet.
>>715343963
Almost forgot about this
The worst part about depression is that even if you are enjoying yourself and things around you are going well, you still may sink and wallow in self pity and self depreciation on a whim. Go to sleep smiling, wake up with wanting to die.
>>715344288
I go to sleep wanting to die, and then waking up not wanting to move, annoyed that I even woke up. The happy part is somewhere in between.
Hehe x3
カラミチーマス
Yui Claimed
At least some half good news about my car, all things pending. The lawyer guy said they might pay me for up to $3k on it if they total it out.
shit waifu for a shit person like me
A drunk walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "what'll it be."
The drunk shoots the bartender and three patrons before blowing his brains out. This isn't a joke you fucking cunt.
>>715346255
RIP thread.
some pre work best girl claiming
whats good /waifu/?
Here's my waifu
>>715347267
That's a husbando.
Mfw I hit my head into my desk
>>715347567
That's a husbando.
>>715347753
No she isn't
>>715347833
Ok, keep telling yourself that famchino.
Yuna Claimed
>>715348000
I will
>>715348314
sarisa
Post smug
>>715348391
Pfft, facts, who needs them?
>>715348419
This image is pretty smug, I think so anyway.
>>715348555
Pretty good
>>715348979
It's meh tier
>>715348555
Who's this smug?
>>715348419
smug squad
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>715348419
>>715349247
Awwwww shit my dude! You're back
>>715349307
>>715349375
Very cocky. I like that
Ba Humbug
>>715350252
i have to away for work soon
will you be on in 10 hours or so?
>>715350252
Good. Now off to bed. Night Smugs, night everyone else.
>>715350474
Shush
>>715350646
Yeah dude. Im here forever
>>715350923
Alright plushie. Goodnight
>>715351070
is there anyone else left from when we smugged the smuggest while smuggling smugs?
>>715351444
Rory. We need more memebers to the crew
Strung out on caffeine.
I bet your waifu is cheating on you.
>>715352627
I have a cuck fetish.
>>715352856
Wew
>>715348419
guess who got a new job today
>>715353334
I lie, I don't actually.
Nevertheless, Rei wouldn't cheat on me.
I love you
you know who you are :o
>>715353820
Me? :o
>>715353820
I know who I am.
Do I qualify?
>>715354594
Qualify for love? :o
>>715354667
Yes.
>>715354818
Yes :o
Here
>>715355317
I love you.
Shiro claimed.
>>715352856
>>715353547
Too late, I am already masturbating furiously.
This thread is still up?
>>715355665
I know I am.
>>715355494
love you too :o
but my special someone is in this thread, they prolly left tho
>>715355549
To the thought of?
>>715355665
Evidently.
>>715355795
Who is this special someone?
>>715355772
>
>>715355806
But it's been hours
>>715355980
they know who they are :o
>>715355806
To the Rei.
>>715356096
>
Bored anon here.
Been practicing my photoshop, if anyone wants their waifu shooped with whatever or whoever I'll take requests
>>715356096
But how does that matter?
>>715356105
I know who I am though.
>>715356310
Oh, I see then.
>>715356454
konata and sachi :o
>>715356649
They know I love them and I hope they love me too :o
>>715356663
got any preffered pics?
Or can I take whatever from the internet?
>>715356310
Was gabs denn die letzen Tage spannendes zu erledigen?
![[HorribleSubs] Amanchu! - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.41_[2016.07.23_21.10.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VYoHFW4.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Amanchu! - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.41_[2016.07.23_21.10.55].jpg")
clmd
>>715356726
I see.
You deserve love.
>>715356741
hold on let me look real quick :o
>>715357081
You deserve love as well
dtg
>>715357165
I have time
>>715357294
let me get klonata pic
>>715357165
Hi klonata
>>715357359
:'(
>>715357165
I know, no one will give any though.
>>715357294
idk u can choose a pic or use this
i can never find good konata pics
>>715357449
I'm sorry lovely ;-;
>>715357499
I love you the most I can
>>715357595
I love you too.
>>715357791
thats a silly gif :o
>>715357595
I just have to keep waiting, he'll come back eventually. :)
>>715353452
Oooooh. Asking hard questions. Uhhh can i have a hint?
>>715353547
Yee. I never get cuck fetishes and thanks for the QOTT
>>715355665
Know what else is up?
>>715357890
sorry to remind you of him with a pic :(
but it would be nice to have a nice pic of our waifus :o
>>715357595
meh, wanted to make something fancy
but here you go
>>715357968
he's an asshat and just took a bunch of ritalin
>>715357828
You're a silly gif.
Klonata being a slut again :o
>>715358104
jesus christ konata has a massive forehead
>>715358145
what does that mean? :o
>>715358207
water is wet :o
>>715358017
It's no problem.
I agree though.
>>715358106
For medicine or for fun? :O
>>715358104
Wew did konata get a brain tumor?
>>715358240
You know what else is wet? :O
>>715358215
Oh well I thought it was a cute pic
If you dont like it I can make another one
>>715358215
I don't know.
>>715358240
Yes, it is :o
And you're still a slut :o
>>715358337
i just dont like that konata pic ive seen it before
but if u can find another pic thats fine, its cute seeing them together
>>715358319
what? :O
>>715358410
me neither, how is life in germany?
>>715358463
I have someone I care about now :o
>>715358319
for fun
>>715358526
Nah I'll make another one
First let me eat dinner I'll fix it
>>715358556
Poor man's coke is fun.
How much?
>>715358526
The ocean :O
>>715358673
ok, if u want u can post the pic here that u decide to use first
i dont think konata has many great pics
>>715358681
the ocean is scary :(
you need to teach me how to swim :o
>>715358681
indeed so, it's all i have anymore, can't find a decent dealer around here
40mg i think, just enough
>>715358750
Is that why you rarely post her?
Why is she your waifu if you don't like her pictures if I may ask?
>>715358526
Is it me :o
>>715358922
my pc died I had more pictures on her there and this new laptop has 3gb left at the moment
>>715358988
they know who they are :o
>>715358750
I told that I am shit at it :O
It is pretty scary though.
Last time I went swimming in the ocean I almost stepped in an urchin and then got stung by a jellyfish.
Jellyfish stings hurt :(
>>715358884
You can always count on adhd kiddies not taking their meds.
I have a tolerance so if I were to do it again it would probably be a risky amount. Maybe 160mg?
>>715358526
I wouldn't know. I live in Wales.
>>715359030
Oh rip alright
Well hope it gets fixed soon
I'm gonna eat dinner brb
>>715359117
>>715359044
oh no ;-;
I've never been to an ocean or large mass of water because I am too scared :o
I have eaten baby octopus before
>>715359117
where is that?
>>715359170
In the UK.
>>715359044
yea, apparently my brother left it here when he moved out, it's technically expired, but works all the same
dayum, i had a tolerance at one point, but it must've worn off, 40mg did just fine the other day
>>715359257
you guys have weird plugs and drink tea in summer :o
>>715359454
We do.
Tea is good.
>>715359656
I've never liked tea
which one is your favorite? :o
>>715356818
Ohne die korrekte Anzahl (You)'s weiß ich wirklich nicht, wer mich hier eigentlich von der Seite anlabert.
>roll
Bei mir gabs nicht viel weltbewegendes. Wie schaut's bei dir aus?
>>715359837
>>715359807
I like spearmint tea a lot.
It's also a proven antiandrogen.
>>715358106
You? (^:
>>715360072
isn't that a type of toothpaste? :o
>>715359837
>Ohne die korrekte Anzahl (You)'s weiß ich wirklich nicht, wer mich hier eigentlich von der Seite anlabert.
Bekommst ab nächstem thread wieder ein eigenes (You)...
>>roll
>roll
>Bei mir gabs nicht viel weltbewegendes.
Hat aber trotzdem gereicht um 2 Tage nicht da zu sein.
>Wie schaut's bei dir aus?
Ich warte ziemlich genau seit Sonntag Abend aufs Wochenende.
>>715360144
yee bb
>>715360256
Maybe.
It's also a type tea though.
QOTT: what fetishes do you think is weird?
Foot, futa, insect impregnation, guro, humongous tits, scat, vore and farts
>>715360365
where can I get this tea? :o
>>715360495
children
>>715360495
i'd only add most zoophilia
those dogpussies look disgusting fam
and toddlers
>>715360647
I don't know, I thought you didn't like tea.
>>715360495
weird? not really any
>>715360647
https://www.bigelowtea.com/Shop-Teas/By-Type/Black/Plantation-Mint-Tea#.WFLtb7HMyRs
best spearmint tea
>>715360747
I'll try tea that you enjoy :o
>>715360308
>dein eigenes (You)
Wie?! Nur eins! Geizhals...
>roll
>2 Tage nicht da
Glatt gelogen, wir haben doch gestern noch gerollt!
>>715360852
thanks for the link, sexy ;o
>>715360342
Make the $$$ 4 me pls
>>715360954
>>roll
>roll
>Glatt gelogen
Haben wir?
>>715360883
I'm flattered.
> Mind if I roll need?
Claimed bois
>>715359170
Rip baby octopuss
;-;
I don't like weird animal meats.
>>715359391
Up the nose? Or were you boring?
But hey, you go it free, that's pretty good.
hope you have a good time
>>715361320
what's your favorite winter beverage?
>>715361473
I would never eat them alive D:
they taste like chicken by the way :o
>>715361473
>"Bang bang!"
>"Meow meow!"
>"SCREE SCREE SCREE SCREEEEEE"
;)
>>715361566
I really like hot chocolate for that kind of situation, but also instant soup works too..
I sometimes like to mix a special incredient inside my drinks.
>>715361566
Still is weird to me.
:/
Frog legs are pushing it. They also taste like chicken
>>715361951
>what did he mean by this?
>>715361035
anytime, earl grey is my preferred tea, but i love spearmint too, stick with black teas, i think they taste better than greens
>>715361084
I get $$$, I make $$$
I take $$$, them bitches want it from me ‘cause I’m
I’m ‘bout whatever, I’m ‘bout whatever
>>715361473
too dry to snort it, i'd get a nose bleed, so boring pills
i think i'm gunna do what i did the other day and play gran turismo for 9 hours straight
>>715361230
Ich meine schon, doch.
Auf jeden Fall war ich gestern da, und am Tag davor auch.
Willst du etwa implizieren ich hätte ein Leben? Topkek!
>roll
>>715360954
>>715361230
Hab grad im Archiv nachgeschaut... Ich hab einfach so ein bisschen das Zeitgefühl für diese Woche verloren.
>roll
>>715361960
what is the special ingredient? :o
>>715362295
have you ever seen frog legs dance?
my grandmas friend would eat frog legs only
>>715362473
Cum.
>>715362594
may I try some? :o
>when you're waifu's manga has a new chapter released yesterday but you gotta wait patiently for the based translators because you can't speak or read a far eastern Asian island moon rune language
Tho I do wish they would hurry.
>>715362637
You may, though it's a bit of a tall ask.
>>715362908
only if you're ok with it :o
>>715363184
????
>>715363219
I'm not against it, but it can't be easily done.
I do follow a vegetarian diet though so it's not half bad tasting, I guess.
Klonata is still being a slut
>>715363819
I'm just flirting
I have someone I care about :o
>>715363466
we can make arrangements
and I bet it's sweet
Any of you play Dungeon Fighter Online?
Arcade style anime mmo.
>>715364011
is it on the ds? :o
>>715362473
Nope :o
How do they dance?
>>715364011
I guess I should elaborate, side scrolling beat-em-up.
>>715364136
No, it's on Steam tho.
>>715364149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YZJt_Bw3eo
:o
>>715364227
how much?
>>715364340
It's a K-MMO.
It's "free" to play. But they try and milk money out of you with premium shit.
>>715362295
Whatever you want it to mean baby ;)
>>715359955
SHAME UPON MY PATHETIC SOUL FOR I HAVE MISSED THIS GIFT OF THE GODS!
Also hi, how's it going?
>>715362406
>Zeitgefühl verloren
Ein deutliches Indiz für Homosexualität. Wissen deine Eltern davon?
>roll
>>715364227
Who are you? I've never seen you here before.
>>715364579
That's my line.
>>715364551
>Ein deutliches Indiz für Homosexualität. Wissen deine Eltern davon?
Dir scheint langweilig? Aber warum bist du dann nicht aktiv?
>roll
>>715364407
can I play with friends? :o
Greetings waifu, how was your day?
>>715363987
Those are difficult to make.
It is sweet, a bit at least. I prefer to one receiving in this kind of situation in all honesty
>>715364702
You do know what MMO means, right?
>>715364738
we can receive each other
>>715364759
no :o
>>715364735
it's barely 1pm so i havent done much but I am very sore from last night :(
>>715364900
Yer kiddin
>>715364662
;)
>>715364735
I'm doing well today I'm currently watching Uchuu Patrol Luluco as well as Inferno Cop.
>>715364340
Spooki :O
>>715364436
L-lewd.
>>715364735
Hi Chara I would rather not talk about my day, though I am interested in how your's went.
>>715365114
at the same time?
>>715365022
I'm always serious :o
>>715364900
What did you do last night though?
>>715365114
Ah, TRIGGER anime which is, besides funny, only funny.
>>715365163
Had my philosophy exam today. I was the one who finished first because I knew everything.
>>715365163
I started going through the recommended videos and then wanted to cry :(
too scary for me :o
>>715365193
Then you may just be stupid.
MMO = Massive Multiplayer Online
K-MMO = Korean MMO
I hope you can figure it out from here.
>>715365257
I ran and lifted weights with my friend at night, we stopped cuz we lazy and its cold :o
but oh boy are my arms and legs sore
>>715365337
well lots of games are multiplayer but u cant play with friends...
>>715365257
I'm in the mood for some funny anime since I just finished watching Jojo part 1
>>715365163
Awoo~
>>715364690
>time flies when you're a faggot
Das ist bekannt.
>langeweile
Ich shop mir gerade eine Tasse zurecht, bin also bestens entertained.
>roll
>>715365446
Yes, you can play with friends. Trouble is, you gotta make some first.
>>715365446
You shouldn't overwork yourself when doing lifting the first time. It might do some serious harm when you overwork yourself.
>>715365484
Hah! That reminds me, I'm some episodes behind Jojo myself...
Can't watch though, last exam is on saturday. God fucking dammit
>>715365585
Eine MLP Tasse?
>roll
>>715365760
GL on that exam then, or no jojo for life!
>>715364551
Well enough. Just finished school for the term
>he hates loli boats
>>715364900
But how?
>>715365605
you're my friend, no?
>>715365760
it was just getting back into so I kinda know what to do
I stopped on the last set of squats because my legs went numb though :o
>>715366002
we can mail it out :o
>>715366016
Who are you again?
If anyone has UPlay, free games if you want
>>715366067
That sounds like a really bad idea.
>>715366228
Uplay is for cucks.
>>715365920
Thanks. Tomorrow it's back to hardcore learning.
>I always thought that's a fucking meme, but apparently it isn't
>>715366016
Oh well, that's good then.
>>715366228
>mfw Ubisofts want to outclass Steam
they're trying at least
>>715366228
none of those games are good :o
>>715366326
but why?
>>715366141
it's a secret, what's your steam?
>>715366461
I don't play it through Steam, I play it through the client launcher.
>>715366461
Becasue it would go bad and stuff.
Also Beyond Good and Evil is good.
>>715366358
>>715366459
>>715366461
I won't say no to free games
I just put it here for anyone who is interested
>>715366470
but noise is already music
>>715366614
._.
>>715366798
do you have any ways we can exchange then?
>>715366839
I wouldn't play those if you paid me :o
>>715366470
IT'S AWOO~ YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET IT FUCKING RIGHT NEXT TIME! ACTUALLY, IN FACT DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW BEFORE I TRACK YOU DOWN AND FUCK YOU TO DEATH, YOU WORTHLESS, USELESS, WINGLESS, FLIGHTLESS, CHICKEN SHIT OF AN ANONYMOUS USER!
Please, and thank you.
>>715366839
I would accept but I don't have Uplay
>mfw I cover up my own uplay insecurities by saying Uplay is for cucks
Old woes are to be overcome.
>>715367009
It's free, so you can just go get them now if you wanted, then never play them. But they're there if you ever want to
>>715367081
what is a woe? :o
>>715366906
Not any that I know of unfortunately.
>>715366470
Thank you, I think I did well.
>>715366839
I normally wouldn't say no either but... I have a shit computer and that's the second time they made this
With the exact same games to top it
>>715367173
A derogatory term for a man of Hispanic decent.
>>715367234
It's the end of the year long giveaway. Whether your computer can run them or not, you can still claim them and have them if you ever can play them
>>715367209
how unfortunate
do you have any steams or discords?
I'd love to chat about tea in the future
>>715367346
slachi :o
and what are you, racist? :/
>>715367092
Nah, I'm good I could just pirate those games
>>715367081
How old are we talkin' here?
>>715367009
O-oh okay.
Done~
Awwoo~
>>715366906
I think you got confused, music is noise, but noise, no matter what the hipster genres say, isn't music.
>>715367234
B-but did you sleep?
>>715367675
music is the combination of sound and silence :o
that's the definition I learned in music class and still enjoy today
>>715367467
You're still here
good
How about this?
>>715367916
that one is nice!
a nice little memory of my :o friend
>>715368016
Sad he left
glad you like it though
>>715367406
It will come again.
>>715367675
Sure did. 8 hours.
>>715368075
it's nice and indeed sad times
do u claim here? :o
>>715367467
I don't have a steam, currently, since I don't think this laptop could run anything and I'm not intersted in games that much, but my discord is Effigy #7868.
Once in a blue moon I can be found in the lainchan IRC as well.
I hate rainy days
>>715368324
I ride motorbikes as my main way of getting around.
>>715368167
Let's hope he returns, like some other anons
I do
Though I don't feel like posting right now, just wanted something to do
>>715367675
>*Autistic screeching intensifies*
>>715359257
where about?
if its cardiff i could probably meet you
>>715368499
that's fine just curious :o
>>715368419
get dirt tires
>>715368701
I am in Cardiff.
I assume you're close-ish?
>>715369097
bristol
