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Faces of /b/
New tread
>>715319111
asl?
>>715319111
asl?
What did you think of the new 1k sons that GW just dropped?
First again
this thread is slow..
>>715319111
Also checked
R8 me or your mother will die in her sleep.
>>715319405
Op is always first
people said i look like angelina jolie from hackers
>>715319405
The cutie's still here! Yay!
I should be a sleep
>>715319628
Tits or gtfo
>>715319476
she only wishes she could've died in her sleep
Well, here goes...
>>715319628
With me
>>715319628
that's a good boy
>>715319706
cute AF
>>715319676
Guess you'll have to leave then
>>715319628
lemme take you out on a date
>>715319405
Post pic of your tiny balls
>>715319706
You look 15.
>>715319712
No.
>>715319736
He's adorable
>>715319628
10/10 nice fur
>>715319706
I love you emma
>>715319405
Still sideways.
>>715319748
This is how people wind up dead
>>715319803
He's super soft
>>715319628
What, is your diabetes keeping you up?
>>715319829
kek
>>715319628
Timestamp
>>715319628
Are you fat? You always cover up your double chin with your hand
Who wants my tight little ass?:p
>>715319957
Yes but I'm too ashamed to show it.
Xd
>>715319819
That's not my name, Eddy.
>>715319992
Doesn't it belong to your dad?
>>715320057
either that or his dildo
>>715319957
I'm a land whale. Prophecies of my weight were foretold in the 70s and inspired Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars
>>715319871
You know it
>>715320013
It's fine.
>>715319768
I'm 19
>>715320057
You can be my daddy;p
>>715319829
No matter the orientation on my phone, 4chan automatically sets it horizontally, I'm not so daft as to leave pics sideways on my phone
>>715320150
timestamp?
>>715319855
Dude I don't even mind the risk of death, you're beautiful
>>715320013
Lulz, nice try but not me. I'm not ashamed. Iv always said I was chunky.
>>715320180
Fucking iPhags.
>>715320177
The only thing I would want to fuck you with is a knife.
>>715319628
I know how it be
>>715320183
No.
I'm just posting that one photo.
Deal with it
this is prolly a bad idea, huh
>>715320100
I hate you.
You're just like all the other little shits here you lied to me you said you'd understand me not laugh at me you're just like my mother she'd always tease me and my little pee pee I hate you youree just like everbody else here I hate you I hate you I hate you I have uou i hate you i hate you i hate uI hate you I hate you I hate you I have uou i hate you i hate you i hate uI hate you I hate you I hate you I have uou i hate you i hate you i hate uI hate you I hate you I hate you I have uou i hate you i hate you i hate you I HAVE YOU
>>715320100
You seem annoying. Are you cute or not?
>>715319397
pretty cool, I'm thinking of allying some in for my Iron warriors, paint them metallic blue. I got this cool paint in a set and it just scream tnzeech.
the new legion rules is a great excuse to heresy up my 30k guys.
>>715320257
Up my ass?:^)
>>715320263
Lolz cuntface
>>715320100
Hey, girls that are insecure are big turn on for me.
>>715320177
Kek
When I see your pathetic faces, all of them so weak, fragile and average. I come to the conclusion that I'm clearly better than everyone on this planet.
>>715320218
Samsung
>>715320260
Cccuuuutttteeeee
>>715320273
It puts the lotion on its skin
>>715320276
Hell nah man
>>715320491
>tips fedora
>>715320491
You fuck your mom, don't you?
>>715320491
Sorry your highness
>>715320547
Hey girl, sup.
>>715320460
Well heaven phrase ye
>>715320513
Reported to the authorities for getting ready to suicide bomb.
>>715320267
Welcome back anon
>>715320634
It's only because they are easily manipulated.
>>715320719
True. Countless women are with men that have small penises and have been told it's OK
>>715320327
Yeah I am pretty broke at the moment on car bills, (I have a shit ton of 30k fists anyway so no complaining) but those new models and the rules are enough to get me to buy legit GW crack again, I won't even bother with getting recast just because I want the pure experience.
>>715320861
Say NO, to small penises.
>>715320851
You look cosy
Hey boyz
>>715320540
The cat posting has begun. The age of the feline thread is nigh
>>715320267
You're so pretty! :)
>>715321053
/b/ does love pussy
>>715320993
COZY you fucking retard I wish I could meet you irl so I could beat the shit out of you!
Yo what's good?
>>715321128
Do it. Cosy cosy cosy
>>715321141
I have a dad body in my basement, nobody knows about lol
>>715321106
and you love attention :(
>>715320993
I can confirm, I am very comfortable
>>715321106
it is truly this board's one true pastime
>>715321249
Sick burn man
>>715320150
Really? You look so young, the fuck
>>715321204
You fucking bitch you're so lucky this is on the Internet I'd be pounding your ass right now!
>>715321336
wasnt a bun i was just stating fact
>>715321106
but really though who doesn't
>>715321375
Lol, pounding my arse ;)
Sounds fun!
>>715321336
Looks like a cat I had, died of heart failure a month after his brother
>>715321402
The only pussy you're getting tonight.
>>715321489
>implying she isn't the only pussy I need
>>715321267
Can I see more pictures of you?
>>715321385
Ohhhh dig deep
>>715321402
Can't have real cats here, but I agree.
>>715320082
>visits /pol/ once
>>715319712
And here we see the basement dweller in his natural habitat
>>715321450
You'd like it because you're such a faggot not me tho
>>715321558
10/10 lips, would kiss
>>715321558
How old are you?
>>715321402
Gahhh so cute. They always seem to cuddle when you have to get up
>>715321532
Gross
me :P
>>715321558
>manhands detected
>>715321615
Except I don't have a basement.
>>715321106
>>715321402
>>715321558
BARK BARK IT'S MY DOG
Not to be a faggot or any thing but you're all good looking kids
>>715320613
hi Paul. loved your boadway show.
>>715321845
Love dogs too! Post more
>>715321845
Dags>cats
>>715321862
Thanks grandma
>>715319518
You got a pic here?
>>715321734
9.5/10, bait af.
>>715321668
such is the life of a cat poster. How else are we supposed to lure them into photogenic poses
>>715321539
Sure
>>715322050
He try's to get in the shower with me
Then he rememberes he hates water
>>715321881
>>715321887
HELL YEA BROTHERS
>>715322078
3/10
Rate me now
>>715322013
me, same day :P :D
>>715322198
You're fucking adorable. be my wife.
>>715322161
pupating rapist/10
>>715321235
Word
>>715322198
Post butt hole
>>715322160
What did he destroy?
>>715322158
yeah she does the same thing. I haven't decided if its powerful curiosity or just stupid cat amnesia
>>715321945
That's grandpa you little cunt
>>715322251
Sounds a little biase
>>715322333
Both
>>715322246
sometimes i look like a ringleader :O
>>715322264
Please stop posting this same sideways dumbass picture.
>>715322276
She's a girl but it was actually i think one of those toys you play tug o war with?
>>715322410
You have nice hips do you have a dog?
my first time posting in these threads
>>715319111
you're a cute trap
>>715319405
handsome 9/10
>>715319461
7/10
>>715319476
9/10
>>715319628
qt 10/10
>>715319706
petite/10
>>715319992
nah thx dude 6/10
>>715320014
boi 9/10
>>715320100
idk how this work but chubby poeple always seem to nail selfies 7/10
>>715320267
cute 8/10
>>715320547
5/10
>>715320851
underage/10
>>715321070
you look like my co worker
6/10
>>715321106
yes, 7/10
>>715321141
you look like 12, but you are just 5/10
>>715321558
no face/10
>>715322410
Can I add you on snapchat so I can adore you for the rest of my life pls o:
>>715322455
Hello cute girl
>>715322474
i have FOUR pupps :D
>>715322271
Fuck it yolo
>>715322374
I didn't give that rating (I'm the one he asked)
>>715322396
fascinating little creatures they are. Cats rule, dogs drool
>>715322050
>>715322555
Nice dubs then trips, but post them.
>>715322508
not underage, 20
>>715320100
Flynn... or should I say poo nuggets?
>>715322513
i dont use snap :O
>>715319111
Feminine man or masculine girl?
>>715322669
well pick it up as a compliment
>>715322687
...?
>>715322622
what a ham. What's his name?
>>715322508
Ty <3
>>715321567
Actually I've never bothered to go there.
>>715321734
please have a penis >.<
>>715322078
Perky tits/10
>>715322629
o shit i aint even notice that. sadly i dont have any pics of the dogs cuz im at college n they are at home :/
Work selfie
how are all the /b/ros doing tonight
>>715322856
sry, nope!
>>715322414
Don't talk to my homeboy like that, or I'll keep you in the basement like my dad
>>715322893
Do you have anymore with your hips in them cause that's a fair replacement.
Hooray for viewing at 2:39 am on your phone!
>>715319706
are you a trap?
>>715322801
You know.
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1481788050334s.jpg
>>715322936
Swoon loving those eyes...that sounded less creepy in my head... But yea your eyes are intense
>>715322978
Holy fuck i just noticed you're actually there.
>>715323026
Nope
>>715322817
It's don't ask personal questions bitch
>>715322696
What do you use? I can't let you slip out of my fingers ;~;
>>715322973
other day! :P
>>715323089
Yes.
>>715323109
I bet your room smells bad. Meanie.
>>715323137
u can kik me :) @kavcake
>>715323056
Wouldbuttfuck/10
>tfw look like a fat little kid
>Every time i post my face people call me underage
>get id'd every time i get alcohol
>girls call me "childlike cute"
>i hate it
I WISH IT WOULD GO AWAY
>>715323234
I messaged you :')
>>715323183
Nice, more?
>>715323249
git a pedophile gf. this cant go wrong for you
>>715323183
if you live in the mid Michigan area I wouldn't mind having a go at ya
>>715323183
Do you just take pictures of yourself everyday in the same place in the hall?
>>715323328
last 1 :P
>>715323356
>Get a pedophile gf
I don't know how i would do that but even if i could that's kind of gross and i'm hoping this will go away some time soon.
>>715323416
YEP. to show off my OOTDs. cuz that is the only full body mirror i have access to. hahaha
Kik me, pieguy765
Girls only, I'm not gay
>>715323444
>trips again
Stop fucking scripting, also you're pretty hot why are you on 4chan you fuck
>>715322817
Jet
>>715319476
2/10
Old pic from a trap thread I posted in.
>>715323476
how old are you?
>>715323527
lmaooo im not even scripting im just a lucky duck hahaha. and i like b cuz its anonymous and yall are like me in the head.
Lets play an odd game, post your voice and then try to guess who's face it comes out of.
Also i guess you could guess age.
>>715323444
Reminds me of Willow from Buffy.
>>715323566
I would've never have guessed you were a trap wow 9/10
>>715323516
Your hair, shirt, and being on this site say otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EQaTSb7AZo
you know, you actually rate in these threads
>>715323600
Nice dubs, i am 18.
>>715323622
>Dubs
>implying i'm gonna believe you're not scripting
Nice try, but i guess that's an understandable reason.
Sure, I'm awake and bored. Do I get points for participation?
>>715319111
Hi world
>>715323664
Legit? Thanks! I dunno though, I got mixed reviews irl and facial hair's a bitch and a half.
Might get electrolosys done.
>>715323566
Dubs. Post that dick and or ass
>>715323770
I thought you were a girl from the thumbnail.
>>715323751
You're handsome but i think you should get rid of that one hair curl up front man.
>>715323741
if this post gets trips or dubs im gonna flip out, i am literally not even scripting brodie i PROMISE HAHAHAH ... i have noreason to lie
>>715323751
You get to be called a faggot by me as your reward
>>715323848
Why did you kill your own father?
>>715323890
I take it that means you find me attractive then? I appreciate the compliment.
>>715323858
That's weird. I know I'm baby faced but my chin is pretty masculine
>>715323950
My dads still kicking knucklehead
>>715323984
Your welcome
>>715323534
Bitchin James Bond villian eye. He looks dubious
>>715322508
7/10
>>715322455
Better pic?
>>715322410
7/10
>>715322264
10/10 word dog
>>715322161
5/10
>>715321070
7/10
>>715321020
Timestamp
>>715320547
7/10
>>715320260
6/10
>>715320100
7/10
>>715319992
6/10 but not you
>>715320014
7/10
>>715319517
6.5/10
>>715319461
6/10
>>715319476
7.5/10 bad pic
>>715322914
7/10
>>715322936
6/10
>>715323432
6/10
>>715323516
7.5/10
>>715323751
7/10
>>715323770
6/10
>>715323848
6/10
Rated everyone, someone else go
>>715324004
SAY THAT TO LEIA YOU CUNT
>>715324074
FUCK
>>715323861
Yea sure you just turned it off for that post! Stop lying to me!
>>715324063
I accept a 7/10 rating, it's about where I put myself too.
Rate me /b/
>>715324063
You didn't rate my dog
>>715324050
Got one of his younger days
>>715324179
Slav/10
>>715324063
I'd rate 2.9/10
>>715324179
Handsome
>>715323848
Is that natural or dyed? I used to know a guy that had a similar streak but on the back of his head but it was natural and something that he had since he was 12
What do you think? Is my lousy self image justified?
And if so, how should I improve it?
>>715323853
Only cause you asked nicely.
>>715324254
It's natural
>>715324203
7/10
you're all stupid
>>715319712
This guy. Is awesome
>>715324274
Become a trap and service real men
>>715324274
You look like that guy from Team four star but slightly uglier.
>>715324274
Cut your hair short, that style doesn't suit you
Not sure why I keep posting in these
>>715324179
Jason Statham and Pewdiepie have a child together?
>>715324321
You're so small
>>715324274
Has potential. Cut hair to less than an inch, get contacts, and smile more.
>>715324375
Because you're hot.
attentions pls gib
>>715324375
Shity jacket bruh
>>715324375
>Thrasher hoodie
West coast hype beast detected. Bet you wear skinny jeans too fag
>>715324321
Your shoulders are like a foot wide dumbass
>>715324321
Oh yea fuck off gook, don't make me scalp you.
>>715324432
Tinyhead/10
>>715319111
a winsome lad, but I had better hair and shirt 35 years ago
>>715324468
Nah, I skate and actually read the mags haha
>>715324179
7.5/10
>>715324274
6.5
>>715324321
7.5 would fuck
>>715324375
6/10
>>715324432
7.5/10
>>715324321
Your posture is shit. You stand like a weak man.
>>715324432
Strange. Hazey. Sleek. Ruphelin. Touched.... By calvin Klein
>>715324432
Too guyish to pull off a girl, try harder.
>>715324321
You take that pic during recess?
>>715324534
You're still a faggot. You dress like this a girl. Good job spending 40 bucks on a hoodie I'm sure the chicks are gonna like u now...
>>715324529
hot damn
>>715324321
Post a better pic you tiny fuck
>>715324218
wish I could let this dingus outside but it's too dangerous in florida
>>715324406
could kick your ass
>>715324479
is that a bad thing dumbass
>>715324496
Swedish thanks for trying nigger
>>715324547
neat
>>715324554
least I can stand fat fuckin nerd
>>715324606
before actually
>>715324342
My facial structure isn't feminine enough.
>>715324348
Pic?
>>715324364
I don't have a huge head but my forehead is large enough for it to not look really any better.
>>715324419
I used to have contacts, but I couldn't afford them for a while. I can now so I'll get some soon. Would you like a pic without the glasses?
>>715324547
I guess that's not terrible
>>715324778
bruh get that mothafuckin rodent outta here my cat eats those for breakfast
>>715324778
>he has a hedgehog
His name better be sonic
>>715324759
>is that a bad thing dumbass
Yeah it is because most males could probably kill you by punching you in the chest with about 50 lbs of force
>>715324759
>Swedish
I'm not surprised
>>715324832
Sure, post your mug the way nature intended.
>>715324759
Bro you're not spreading your genes just quit.
>>715324891
killer eyebrows my man, never shave or wax them pls
>>715324759
Going to need timestamp, else is bait.
>>715324881
Lol no im not 12
I mightve named my hedgehog that when i was actually 12 though, but then i'd feel pretty dumb in retrospect
>>715324832
There's your pic, he's just way better looking in every way.
>>715324759
Nice birthing hips
>>715324756
Mines outside cat mainly but returns for the food>>715324756
>>715324949
Alright, give me a few minutes.
>>715325113
That isn't really saying much :/
>>715324604
Damn, really? God damn it!!
>>715325040
>no i'm not 12
It's not about your age, it's about your autism.
>>715325113
He looks nothing like this
plz rate mah face
>>715324305
I thought so, his was the same color
>>715325207
10/10
I'm not posting my face, I am pretty though.
>>715324759
This is bait.
There are no qt boys shitposting on /b/
>>715325296
Yeah no timestamp
>>715325158
>>715324949
So what do you think? Better with contacts (when I get them)?
>>715321141
Whats up, blood?
>>715325274
Okay, so what... Fuck outta here
>>715324919
good to know you live in a shithole where knowing these things is imporant
>>715324980
planning on it by age 30. so should anyone else old people are fucking stupid
>>715325023
guess is bait then
>>715325130
they're alright thanks
I still hate every one of you
>>715325379
Don't tell me what to do.
>>715325156
where at? He looks like he could scrap with the best of them
>>715325394
Nice narrow shoulders, twink
>>715325415
Don't tell *me* what to do.
>>715325415
Take a picture of your smile
>>715325394
Seen those pics before, got any new ones?
>>715320267
do you have any kinky fetishes anon ? :3
>>715325588
Don't tell me to not tell you to not tell me what to do.
>>715325598
Smiling is gay.
FUCK-BOT6000
>>715319111
OP looks like a massive faggot of course, and we used to gas these threads.
>>715325486
Uk hes a bit of a coward with people though. In pic was when guy came in to look at shower. He inside a pillowcase
>>715323444
whoa, are you aware about your level of hotness ? :0
>>715325711
/b/ is full of normies now bitch, we won
>>715325683
Don't tell me up not tell you to not tell me to not tell you to not tell me what to do.
>>715325701
I WANNA RUB UR PUSSY
>>715325784
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>715325711
>w-we used to
fuck off gramps
>>715325784
Speak for yourself, I look like a normie faggot but that's about it
>>715325683
You look like you have a pretty mouth. Would have liked to see your teeth. I'm positive you have nice canines. Also nice trips.
>>715325394
Your insult game is weak, your hairline is trash, and you're so beyond a twink that gay porn wouldn't even take you.
>>715325838
YOU'RE SUCH A SLUT
>>715319476
6/10
>>715325830
Don't tell me not to tell you to not tell me to not tell you to not tell me to do something
>>715325971
The game
>>715325851
Not using an emulator. Fucking pleb
>>715325738
what a softie. really glad we posted our cats long enough to see stu make his pudding at 4:00 am
>>715325941
I don't actually have any of me smiling with teeth, but i have an awful baby face so i'd rather not.
>>715325523
>>715325627
>>715325945
it's not even me thanks for playing though
Judge away.
>>715326148
>avoiding the reality of your frail body
>>715326100
Fair enough. Am I right about the canines though?
>>715326212
>avoiding reality
>>715325941
I will have to tell a grill she has nice canines at least once before I die
Now I want to see them too
>>715326181
From the side w/ shorter hair.
>>715326223
I have ok teeth i think, not positive.
>>715326239
>avoiding the fact that you're avoiding reality
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>715326156
>>715326156
>>715326156
>>715326156
>>715326156
>>715326156
>>715326148
No shit, that's why I asked for a timestamp
>>715326273
Did you die
>>715326316
stop I'm not doing the same thing >>715325830
>>715325683
>>715325588
as these faggots
>>715326333
were sorta related though sooo
It's not totally weird
>>715326496
How so?
>>715326496
If you're related how old is he?
>>715326254
They're the best. Nice canines from a grill's smile and its all over.
>>715326293
Embrace that shit. And take a picture, I must know.
>>715326658
Was also curious
>>715326618
brother I'll post a pic in the other thread
>>715326658
he's 18 I'm 20 almost 21
>>715326719
God you're so much fun, I can see why you post in these threads
>>715326667
How r mine
>>715326773
I'd post my regular smile but i am going to instantly get called underage.
