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>>715319111
Hi
>>715326156
>inb4 not showing face
sorry fam
i spent a whole lotta time taking this picture
>>715326393
You're still ugly bruh
im off for a fucking walk from you fags what number is it
>>715326364
¿Alguien habla español?
Still here
>>715326393
You look gay as shit.
>>715326423
More from the side from summer.
>>715326156
You're cute. I'd be gay for you.
>>715326461
Not first anymore bitch
>>715326393
Jp?
>>715326156
Sure /b/ros here's my mug.
Damn I'm looking good
>>715326461
still sideways
>>715326156
Without glasses which is better?
>>715326156
School shooter
>>715326266
Depression in one pciture
>>715326364
Autism speaks
>>715326393
HIV positive
>>715326423
Drug dealer
>>715326461
2 Kira 4 irl
>>715326477
Closer is bigger than garage
>>715326488
Terrorist
>>715326513
Glass eye
Well this is fun.
>>715326156
R8, h8 and pentra8
>>715326541
Your mom still does your hair huh.. I am sorry.
>>715326670
rofl, I'm a drug dealer and a terrorist? my mother would be so proud.
>>715326670
>Glass eye
Explain please
>>715326670
>closer is bigger than garage
You're gonna have to explain that to me. Either I'm too tired to understand, or I'm retarded
>>715326156
>>715326266
>>715326364
>>715326393
>>715326423
>>715326461
>>715326477
>>715326488
>>715326513
>>715326541
>>715326677
>>715326711
You're all faggots and are a plague.
jesus christ i knew /b/ was filled with pubescent manlets but I was not prepared
>>715326633
Start lifting, bruh. Your head is too big for your body
>>715326823
Why? for posting pictures of fags that have posted there doxed themselves before?
Soulless ginger standing by
>>715326461
Fuck off, Garrett
>>715326762
thanks me too
>>715326774
I am making fun of your anime sized eyes, that seem to be unusually reflective.
>>715326813
I spelled closet wrong. Gay.. I am calling you gay.
>>715326845
is it ok to be a womanlet?
Tight little white boy ass BBC only sorrynotsorry
This is me? You guys like it? ;)
>>715326971
No kill yourself
>>715326156
nah m8
>>715326513
blone hair and brown eyes is my fetish
>>715326974
dat ass. I'm not even gay, you just have a fantastic ass.
>>715326970
Ah, that's fine then. Confused the fuck out of me. I'm not gay tho ;-;
>>715326156
This is basically a list of Molesters, Rapists and potential schoolshooters
>>715327048
>not even gay
>gay
me and my brother share a computer
>>715327117
Do you disagree with my assessment of his amazing ass?
Honest r8 by me:
>>715326156
5/10
>>715326266
7/10 are you hispanic?
>>715326364
6/10 no face
>>715326393
6/10 nice angle
>>715326423
8/10 would touch hair
>>715326461
4/10 sideways
>>715326477
4.5/10 Looks like taylor lautner's steroid addicted twin
>>715326488
7/10 Allahu akbhar, and cute angle
>>715326513
6/10 shave
>>715326541
5/10 clean up eyebrows and take at better angle
>>715326633
still 5/10 looks like Spencer Rice from kenny vs spenny
>>715326677
4.5/10 use facial cleanser
>>715326711
7.5/10 style hair differently would bone
>>715326950
6.5/10 pube goatee but nice face
>>715326955
6/10 nice dubs
>>715326974
7/10 datass.jpg dick pic?
>>715326988
4/10 b8
>>715327146
8/10 would smoke weed with
>>715327146
Tell him he's p fucking cute.
yo
Fresh picture
>>715327188
that's not what I said
>>715326988
I wanna pound your little ass
What's your zip code?
>>715327205
You got doo doo on your lip. Fucking fix that shit you nasty.
>>715326670
>2 Kira 4 irl
I'm sorry I don't follow
>>715327298
You're a cunt, that's all there is to it.
>>715327297
>unironically saying doo doo
It's a cut by the way.
>>715327205
What you got herpes or some shit? The fuck happened to your lip?
>>715327205
Shoutouts to herpes simplex. Take some L-Lysine pills and use a topical L-Lysine ointment. It looks like you've used Abreva, which actually makes the sores worse, not to mention more painful.
>>715327146
Is he imaginary? What a weird sentiment to pair with a picture of one dude.
>>715327200
Thanks m8. Also this
>>715327376
It's just a cut from biting my lip mate...
>>715327368
I bit it too hard on accident.
>>715327350
Well, wash it off.. fuck are you doing?
>>715327205
8.5/10 would lick blood from lip
>>715327209
4/20 would buy weed from
>>715326513
can you post a normal pic? like straight face
>>715327463
top kek'ed. Well meme'd
My ironic Halloween costume
>>715327146
Does your bro lurk b?
>>715327440
Lol fucking retard. Biting your lip that hard, come the fuck on. Were you eating like a fucking savage?
>>715327450
I don't really want to say why i did it but i thought all guys were into the bloody lip thing, I used to talk to a guy who was really into blood play, i decided when i got a cut i'd take a picture,
>>715327463 see prime example.
currently wasted and feel like shit so whatever
>>715327200
thanks weeds kinda gay though
>>715327202
trust me he knows
>>715327379
from the last thread, apparently some weirdos think my brother is cute
>>715327565
yep
>>715327543
Someone should talk to you about what ironic means.. and costume.
>>715327570
>not finding biting lips hot
its almost 2K17 BRO
>>715327543
nice eyes
>>715327543
you look like a drug dealer version of my mate
>>715327570
>He doesn't eat like a savage
In all honesty I kind of do.
>>715327621
I seriously thought all guys like this shit.
>>715327343
What did I do?
>>715327606
>trust me he knows
Elaborate.
Also do you guys use Kik?
>>715327584
Don't listen to these fags girl, 10/10 still would kiss
I WANNA FUK BOT
i'm a regular shitposter
>>715327680
Don't white knight, but thank you i guess i was wrong about all guys liking it.
>>715327669
yee. Let's start the first /b/ group chat that the fbi didnt van
>>715327565
He ever post in these threads?
>>715327621
Biting? More like eating. You are obviously a cannibal. Just admit you have herpes. It's nothing to be ashamed about unless you have genital herpes. Then you should probably be ashamed.
I have herpes simplex also. I have since I was a small kid, so I'm assuming I was somehow born with it and didn't acquire it from kissing someone else.
Take my advice on it though. If you don't trust me because this is /b/, feel free to google the benefits of L-Lysine and the treatment of herpes simplex with it.
>>715327660
Happened to post your face where angry, anonymous cunts roam?
>>715327732
Why you want a black knight?
>>715326156
I like horses, except when they're in my picture.
![IMG_0730[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QYPx8Zh.jpg "IMG_0730[1].jpg")
I am board why not.
>>715327822
>nice dubs
also i am a cannibal how did you know?
>>715327606
He is cute though
>>715327584
Oh fuck if that's the case I know a set of lips that is way more exciting to look at than that. Whip that shit out, you don't even need to cut yourself to bleed. Your move chuckles.
>>715327680
Solid strategy skipper, I can hear her legs spreading already.
>>715327696
FUK BOT ARMY WATCH OUT
>>715327822
He isn't me, i have no clue where i could get herepes from, i don't do any needle drugs and i've never had sex.
The cut is gone now this was taken over a month ago mate.
>>715327715
>Not Australian
>Not Romanian
>Claiming to be a shitposter
Come on mate...
>>715327893
... go on. You have my curiosity
>>715327893
Why the long face? Hormone therapy taking longer than planned?
>>715327822
>born with it
Your dad came on your face every night, don't lie to us
>>715327846
kek
>>715327893
BURN IT WITH FIRE!
>>715327968
KEK
>>715327893
>why not
because you look like that
I'll rate you with names that would fit you
>>715326156
Franz
>>715326266
Paulo
>>715326364
Clara
>>715326393
Dave
>>715326423
Fluffael
>>715326461
Marco "The School shooter"
>>715326477
Samson
>>715326488
Ishmael
>>715326513
Maximilian
>>715326541
Sergej
>>715326633
still Franz, but more in the Hans spectrum than before
>>715326677
Generius
>>715326711
Fernando
>>715326950
Peter
>>715326955
James
>>715326988
Sceeter
>>715326364
Fuck em all anon, straight goods
>>715327893
You can't honestly think that looks good or even passable
Jesus christ, man
>>715327893
Fuck, you look atrocious
To the grill who wouldn't post her teeth, I'll post my shitty smile so you can judge the shit out of me and do it yourself
>>715327993
Only my dad would know that..........Dad?
>>715328044
Watch it shitlord
>>715328008
I don't wanna be peter. I want my name to be spaghetti
>>715327960
What do you want me to go on about haha.
I should be sleeping since i gotta be up early for work but im just too excited
>>715328138
please god, nothing!
>>715327968
Hehe hehe hehe.....
Hehe hehe....
>>715327958
he's probably romanian, he looks autistic
>>715328068
The person you were talking to was using another persons pictures anon.
>>715328142
Those some tiddies
>>715328142
"excited" suuure
>>715328108
Fuck off kike
>>715328142
I do appreciate the cleavage making an appearance. What's exciting going on?
>>715326156
Heres me I think it might upload sideways fml
>>715327968
Haha very funny... ( not like I have not heard that one before ) I just haveing to have an abnormally large nose thanks to my ancestors
>>715327916
I don't have any lips anywhere else.
>>715327998
That's not very nice :D
>>715327893
You're a good lii
Ttlw cockfdr slutrx
>>715328138
Show us what you gogh't
>>715327669
people call him cute irl like a lot
we Kik sometimes like, rarely, mines sashab1895, dont really wanna give his out though
>>715327796
^
>>715327909
I mean apparently
>>715328008
I am not the worst looking person in the world either though.
>>715328195
Excited because im going to vegas in like 2 days anon...thats why...plus i had a nap earlier stupidly
>>715328142
How's it feel to have smaller tits than my pecs, ya sloot? Only one way to prove me wrong tho. Full bare angle like me, bruh.
>>715327958
but anon, i AM australian.
it might not look like it, but that date is the australian (normal) format.
that photo was taken during may.
>>715328389
>>715328327
hahahahah
no... just stop, you look absurd
>>715328185
I was not i just don't want to post my face, it's like i'm forever trapped at 14 or some shit.
>>715328290
Okay one of two things is happening.
1. Your penis better not be bigger than mine
2. The education system in your area is in dire need of funding
>>715328390
>>715328205
Thats why haha
Also yea...its winter now so the girls are typically put away lol
>>715328353
>people call him cute irl like a lot
Ah I see.
>dont really wanna give his out though
That's cool man.
Have a good night <3
>>715328044
maybe I just like getting shit on ever think about that?
>>715328049
thank you :D
>>715328238
If you were to take a profile shot would it be straight up Lois Griffin?
>>715327543
5/10 whats ironic?
>>715327589
5.5/10 would drink with
>>715327612
9/10 cute as fuck
>>715327841
5/10 you look friendly
>>715327867
5/10 starbucks 2/10 if thats pumpkin spice
>>715327893
6.5/10 trans obvious, but cute makeup. You should learn about contouring and baking.
>>715328033
6/10 would snort coke with
>>715328142
7/10 Nice af makeup
>>715328213
7.5/10 Cute twink would make my twinkie
>>715328290
7/10 want to see tits tbh
>>715328393
Yea i dont post nudes...but youre sadly not bigger than me lol
>>715326393
You think we're gonna draw you like one of our French girls or something?
>>715328456
hahahaha I'm dying
>>715328327
YOU'RE A DIRTY LIT SLUT AREN'T YOU!!
>>715328452
Actually the girl that posted these pics posted tons one night.
And talked about all of these weird fantasies.
SO unless suddenly you've deiced you're shy it's not you.
>>715328537
Wtf is a twink
>>715328456
I wouldn't really call them lips, they don't poke out or nothing like lips do and should.
I obviously know what you were talking about but i am not posting such lewd things, no one needs to see it.
>>715326513
Bell's Palsy? Or just a dick?
>>715328327
What the hell are you trying to say to me I dont get it, like at all?
dead bf
>>715328433
https://ageofshitlords.com/australian-shitposters-are-ruining-the-internet/
Well, that explains a lot.
>>715328584
welcome to 4chan
>>715326541
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
>>715328593
>no one needs to see it.
no, but they want to anon
>>715326633
Neither
>>715328558
I never posted my smile, but fine here.
>>715328634
Youtre such a cock slut I'd slam my cock up uy ass so fast!
>>715328537
>nice af makeup
Literally the best compliment i can get.
Thank you anon ;_; its awesome when youre hard work is noticed
>>715327200
>>715326602
As I said, error is on 4chans side nothing I can do. Issue is with many samsung phones
>>715328679
Damn, how's it hanging?
>>715326711
Blurry gay vampire
>>715328541
You look like the psychotic type. Like, if your boyfriend were to break up with you, you'd torch his car and shit in his breakfast cereal.
>>715328593
>I wouldn't really call them lips,
It's the actual term you loser
>they don't poke out or nothing like lips do and should.
Oh muffin..
>i am not posting such lewd things
Chicken
> don't really want to say why i did it but i thought all guys were into the bloody lip thing,
Go big or go home.
>>715327830
Fair enough
>>715328584
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+is+a+Twink%3F
>>715328713
Boringly, how are you?
>>715328679
outstanding, 8/10
>>715328027
post nudes
>>715328634
>googly eyes on david bowie
As a Bowie fan im appauld...but i cant help but giggle
>>715328512
you know what I think you are right haha
>>715328541
I'll take it. Nice tits, fam <3
>>715326950
Ginger/10
Would bang senseless and then make you a sandwich
>>715328800
Ayyy
Also check'd
>>715326633
none or maybe get a different kind? a haircut would also do wonders.
>>715328707
cute but it looks like you try to hard on the makeup therein lies your problem
>>715328353
added
>>715328791
Aww, I don't know why you rated me so highly but thank you, now keep up on your offer, post your smile.
>>715328634
I WANNA PUT MY PENIS IN UR MOUTH
>>715326974
>tfw he's not lying.
Iktfb
>>715328707
I know that feel, 1+ hours of contouring/blending/EYELINER!!!
and barely any compliments suck man
Btw Can i ask what shade that lipstick is? it's so pretty
>>715328747
Haha i wouldnt be the type to do that...like if he were to cheat on me then maybe but just a plain ol "i dont wanna be with you anymore" would just devastate me....id be the one to cry and not eat for days
>>715327205
yo, you got some shit on your shit
>>715328707
Am I really shit at this or are you not a natural redhead?
>>715328790
I'm doing OK.
Kinda sleepy.
What time is it where you are?
Also I don't think you look like a kid. Just a girl with no make up.
V cute and loved your undies and bedding.
>>715328895
That's because most men prefer women that look good without makeup.
>>715328915
not eating for days might do you some good though..
>>715328634
You're cute and you like David Bowie, what is your favorite song by him?
Mine's Starman i think.
>>715328842
Can I ask what the check'd thing is for?
>>715328796
I'm also applaud
>>715328634
7/10 liek dis if u cri evryteim
>>715328679
7.5/10 cute curly hair
>>715327589
You look like Depressed Crabman from My Name Is Earl, because when he's sad, his hair goes flat.
>>715329006
I'm not a twink fuck u guys
>>715328930
I have baby face badly i know it for sure but thank you i guess, it's 3 PM currently in Uni.
I like my undies and bedding too.
>>715328856
I like to look flashy. Probably my tine around drag queens have made my makeup style a bit flamboyant but uts just so fun to put on that its hard to stop lol.
Though im cool with my natural look
>inb4 drawn on eyebrows
I lost my eyebrows so i literally will always put on brows no matter what
>>715328707
YOU'RE SUCH A COCKTAIL SLUT NAUGHTY GIRL
>>715329006
The dubs.. didn't realize all the normies crawled out in these threads, which is stupid of me if you really think about it
>>715327612
Google "Tiny Tim Tiptoe Through The Tulips"to see what you'll look like in ten years.
>>715328707
waifu detected
engage boner
Hey guys whats going on in this thread?
>>715328945
>implying girls care what guys think about their makeup
I can tell you most girls do not spend hundreds of dollars on specific brands of makeup just so a guy can say "nice lipstick"
>>715329011
I WANNA FACE FUK UR CHUBBY FACE
>>715328990
i like all of hunky dory, I like changes most
>I mean, 'wonderwall'
>>715329055
Dubs confirm youre a twink...
if you want i can make you my toaster strudel, because you dont seem ready to be a twinkie yet
>>715329146
I know. It's to one-up other girls. It's probably the stupidest shit I've ever heard.
>>715327841
You'll make some lucky guy a nice wife.
>>715329020
im not black but ok
>>715328537
I actually think most if the issue is to do with mt nose and I am currently looking into fixing that, but I will for sure look into those. and thanks for not rating too harshly :3
>>715328827
im intrigued, go on
>>715329099
someone photoshop this better : (
>>715329176
Understandable.
>wonderwall
Oasis is ok
>>715327893
>>715326461
You look like the gay love child of me and my good friend.
>>715326988
You look like a cool guy
>>715327543
Keep the goatee, shave the peach fuzz on the sides
>>715328874
im on the right
>>715329020
keeeeeeeeeeeeek
hey earl
>>715329099
Excellent job, do you want a position in the government?
>>715328895
Yaaaassss...u dont even expect dudes to compliment it really but damn when a girl comes up to me and tells me my makeups nice its like i just wanna be her best friend lol
Its Jeffree Stars liquid lipstick shade Androgyny. Its my fav by far...i have like 10 other shades of his but i hardly touch them lol
all of u r super ugly l0l
>>715329048
Really I still don't get it I am not even joking around haha.
>>715326156
Oh a cringe thread
>>715329327
got em' coach
>>715328924
I am actually. At least according to my mana and dad haha
>>715329144
Post pic of u r ass slut
>>715329292
You have a nice smile and a cute girl beside you, who is she?
>>715329194
...
>>715329219
Contour your nose and it will look smaller
>>715329146
I wanna cum on ur face!
>>715329292
shes 7/10
hes 5/10
>>715329284
hes underage and 3/10
>>715327893
Is this you with your boyfriend?
>>715329329
pro tip : lurk moar
>>715329213
Yes.
You are.
>>715329407
I can for sure try thanks for the tip.
>>715328945
Makeup is for other women, dumbass You're showing your superior craft to that bitches drawn on eyebrows and give them a smug look.
>>715329410
Me too :( tfw cant spurt semen onto my face
>>715329379
topKEK
>>715328945
I look awesome without it too tbh...and what the other anon said ..i dont spend like 20 bucks on a lipstick for a dude to compliment it...if anything i feel lik im way more into perfecting the art of applying it and having other makeup lovers saying good job...
Think if it like this.
You paint a picture and then van gogh comes up and says "thats a beatiful painting". Youd feel scared at first because obviously spooky ghost van gogh but then flattered and honored
>>715329467
Haha I so spelt that wrong and boyfriend?
>>715329509
>dumbass
See >>715329197 you fucking mongoloid...
>>715329327
L0L XD U 2 B r 0 O.o
>>715328827
Wait, what kind of sandwich would you make me?
>>715329597
This supposed to tell me something? Like I am fucking tracking what every cunt in the thread posts. I see dumb shit I recoil, I am a simple man.
>>715329573
I mean...what's the point? Are you trying to go in to the business? Make up artist for stage / film?
>>715329394
my 3d waifu lmao
just kidding she's my lovely girlfriend
>>715329709
You did great man, good job!
>>715329130
Lol well thanks
>>715329099
Wow...what a masterpiece
>>715329509
Yes...this is correct actually haha
>>715329709
Wow with your sense of humor AND your looks? That means everyone has a chance!
For any one whose horny
>>715329222
We'll get joint bank accounts, a dog, two cats and a house in the suburbs. You get a hot open faced sandwich with taters and gravy on the side and a bowl of ice cream every night. Then I peg you until you cry. Afterwards I rub your neck until you fall asleep with your face between my tits.
>>715329761
eh still bang that hoor
>>715329317
No wonder It looks so good, love his cosmetics line just wish I could get them before they run out of stock everytime : (
btw i think Wolvesmouth by kat von d would look so nice on you tbh, you have the nice skin type for it. I am hispanic so I usually have to stick with red shades lmao, vampira is my favourite tbh
I rate myself 4/10
>>715329689
Its a hobby...
Just like someone who collects stamps or something...its not like youre planning to do anything bug but it just makes you feel good and relaxes you though im not against for making money off of it lol
r8
>>715329841
>>715329803
Ya I kinda left him hanging didn't I thanks for doing that for me though :D however I am not the giving type may I add
>>715329824
I wouldn't go any higher either. I believe we've reached an accord then.
>>715329824
Clark Kent/10
Would bang if you have dick of steel
>>715329833
Not sure if you're in to it, but have you checked out the TV show Face Off?
>>715329912
>>715328707
HI sister
>>715329413
19 actually but I can see how you might think that
>>715329951
>>715329490
latino
>>715329917
That's fine. You'd be receiving, buttboy.
>>715329987
>>715329816
Do you follow him on any of his social media outlets? I check it daily so i know when he has a new shade or a restock. And i set an alarm when it goes on sale so i dont miss out lol.
Hes recently though made his stock larger so they havent been running out as quickly.
Ooh okay ill check that out. I dont have much of Kats makeups but i do have her powder contour pallete which i always use
>>715329689
>obviously never had a gf otherwise you would understand
Makeup is just for self enjoyment and to boost your confidence
>inb4 you look ugly under that makeup
>mfw most girls who use makeup usually have a very nice skin routine and take care of themselves so ..................
>>715329753
what an advanced irony
truly hummiliating
>>715330003
That's fine by me.
>>715330024
>>715329080
Without the brows
>>715330042
damn thats a rare pepe
>>715330000
So from what I am told what you have here is really good...
>>715329950
Ive seen that show. I also do stage makeup but i dont feel like im even close to the level that anyone on that show is.
>>715330080
You're ugly but I'd still f>>715330081
uck because I'm ugly tooo;)
>>715330080
Ho fuck I was so scared.. I was afraid the cup size was going to shrink in the before picture.
>>715330042
No, I've had plenty of girlfriends. But I'm an /out/bro and most of the girls I'm attracted to don't wear much, if any make up.
>>715330080
just curious, how did you lose your brows?
>>715330133
Nigga you crazy...shes cute as fuck...she just goes from cute to sexy
>>715330026
Damn thats good to hear, i mean last year i kind of just gave up because everyone around me was getting his shit and i was always behind bc of school work n bullshit lmao
but yea never thought of that so thanks for the tip!
And yes, definitely check out her makeup line, one of her latest, Alchemist is just soo nice tbh makes me cry
>>715330080
Post ass
Photo without glasses
>>715330085
Honestly I think a job like that would be so fucking fun. Every day you just get to create shit that you make up in your mind. And make it "real"
>>715330192
I have alopecia...they just fell out over time. Its not really that bad though since them being gone gives me room to create any shape i want
>>715330161
Wait.. so because women in your bubble don't do makeup your conclusion is that everyone else shouldn't?
You do realize too much oxygen can cause brain damage as well, right?
>>715330221
drummer of The Story So Far/10
>>715329803
>If you want all of $350 then sure joint bank accounts
>I already got a cat
>DOPE MOAR PLZ
>I don't catch, but I give props to people who do. You'd have to be waifu/10. Like Frank from Shameless. If you love her, take a fake dick lol.
> Perfect but make it my back. My back feels like it's been hit by a car every night.
>>715330199
DON'T CALL ME A NIGGER ONLY I CAN USE THAT WORD WHITE BITCH
>>715330080
10/10 still cute
>>715330276
Wut does that even mean
>>715330221
There's a reason why you were told not to pop your acne when you were going through puberty. Now you're forever moon face.
>>715330083
what is??
>>715330317
I'm still going through it
>>715330295
palmface
>>715330221
8/10 would put into candle lit room and turn your anus into my favourite cave
>>715330371
Well fucking stop.
>>715330289
Aggree.
Shes got pudy eyes that sort of make you lose focus on the no brows.
>>715326364
Why are your fingers so small?
![20161108_085659[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FWrcRgA.jpg "20161108_085659[1].jpg")
>>715330274
No, my conclusion is that I prefer women that look good without makeup. What you do with your life is your prerogative. If you want to dress up like a circus clown and go around giving handjobs to homeless people, do it.
Are you telling me that hiking is bad? Neet hamplanet detected.
Pic semi-related. It's a shot I took of this buck eating a pumpkin after Halloween.
>>715330402
12 year olds tend to have underdeveloped skeletons.
>>715330192
Stuck a fork in a 240v socket when I was a wee lass. Never grew the same after
>>715326541
Why would you not have a good haircut?
>>715326364
>>715330402
why arent we talking about this?
>>715330329
Quads I think??
New thread
>>715330403
>>715330403
>>715330403
>>715330534
aight
>>715326633
Get a manly haircut, grow some stuble and eat protein and lift and you're golden
![20161210_032129[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z83ytTN.jpg "20161210_032129[1].jpg")
>>715330441
>That's because most men prefer women that look good without makeup.
>No, my conclusion is that I prefer women that look good without makeup.
You do see how those two statements mean different things, right?
>What you do with your life is your prerogative
Thanks, that was my point.
> If you want to dress up like a circus clown and go around giving handjobs to homeless people, do it
Cool analogy. I can't even begin to detect the booty pain.
>Are you telling me that hiking is bad? Neet hamplanet detected.
No, I was calling you retarded and I was relating it to the thing you do. Cool huh..
>Pic semi-related. It's a shot I took of this buck eating a pumpkin after Halloween.
I like it.
>>715330216
OK fine
>>715330402
>Not knowing what an angle is
Here's my hand
>>715330448
lmao
>pic related
>>715330625
Ay an irish woman.
>>715330630
still tiny
>>715330402
Also, my hands are not sasquatch size like you guys because im a fuckn femanon
>>715330659
Aye. I thought me ginger hair'd be a giveaway
>>715330625
Yeah, naughty slut post more
>>715330736
Still bigger than your dick
>>715330601
>You do see how those two statements mean different things, right?
Ask any man. They will tell you I'm right unless they're some numale faggot.
>booty pain
On the internet? You've got to be fucking kidding. I couldn't care less what anyone on this board, let alone the entirety of the internet has to say about my opinions.
>I was calling you retarded
How original. I'm truly impressed.
>>715330625
Lmfao clearly not pale enough to be my ass but okay
>>715330753
>>715330850
also femanon so no dick, i get the hands now
>>715328213
[spoiler]You're cute and my type. Do you have a kik?[/spoiler]
>>715330767
Did someone say feet? Sorry I haven't shaved yet today
>>715330441
>Pic semi-related
i giggled
>>715330915
Post hand pics too
>>715330996
Oh yes keep posting I'm almost done
>>715330881
>Ask any man. They will tell you I'm right unless they're some numale faggot.
We seem to be approaching some sort of circular shape.
>Wait.. so because women in your bubble don't do makeup your conclusion is that everyone else shouldn't?
I mean.. we're just going to end up here.
>No, my conclusion is that I prefer women that look good without makeup
I think point goes to the smart one.
>On the internet? You've got to be fucking kidding. I couldn't care less what anyone on this board, let alone the entirety of the internet has to say about my opinions.
Oh yeah... I could tell the confidence surrounding you the second you stepped into the thread.
>Are you telling me that hiking is bad? Neet hamplanet detected.
Such bravado.
>How original. I'm truly impressed.
Well that wasn't the impressive part.. the way I related it to your hobby was .. come on man there's no need to make a mockery of the process.
>>715329284
Lol. Im Probably old enough to be your father, what's your friend look like? This a compliment?
>>715331097
>>715331053
Here's a sexy Arm pit for ya doll face
Hey, im go to the bed! Do you go with me? I love hot sex, and you?
> http://tnij.koryto.eu/ <
>>715331307
I always suspected my genius was too much to handle for the mortals.
>>715331346
7/10 shitty english did make me kek
>>715331053
Here's a nipped 4 ya
>>715331400
>>715331345
>>715331418
I'M CUMMING BUCKETS!
>>715331496
>didn't read
>still replying
>>715331567
Noice. Got a pic? I want to finger my pussy to ur cum
