Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>715178109
I wouldn't count Hibiki as underrated but she is a top bote indeed.
Pls don't spam
Claim
>>715178231
I was meming
>>715178068
Hi.
>>715178231
>I wouldn't count Hibiki as underrated but she is a top bote indeed.
I don't think I could agree more.
It's such a shame that most CV's look plain as hell.
カラミチーマス
>>715178109
Hi there, It has been a while.
>>715178382
Which Pokemon is she from?
>>715178486
*boop*
still here
>>715178406
O.
>>715178445
There's so many CLs and meanwhile all CVs are boring.
Claiming best girl
>>715178569
Heretic
>>715178531
It has been a while, hasn't it
>>715178569
It's okay, Hibiki is still a top cute
>>715178576
Kek
>>715178531
Gen 6
No, you can't have them.
Alice2 is mine.
Claimed.
>>715178576
This makes me happy.
>>715178231
>>715178344
>>715178445
>>715178511
>>715178553
>>715178569
>>715178777
Seasonal
Claiming Aerith Gainsborough.
>>715178744
No idea which one that is... does she appears in one of the games?
>>715178873
Am I cool for not being seasonal?
>>715178741
How have you been, top dude?
>>715178531
*boop*
>>715178486
How was your day?
>>715178531
I'm pretty much all consoles at this point, PC is something of a toaster although it can emulate PS2, so it accomplishes the purpose.
>>715179015
She appears in X and Y, and Omega Ruby and Alpha Sappire
>>715178873
Seasonal? I've been loving alice2 since 2011.
Try again, anonymous.
>>715179248
I emulate nintendo's handhelds on my phone, I'm also more of a consolefag but I awknoledge the power of PcGaming. 360, used to play soooo much GTA V online as soon as it was available.
>>715179282
She looks spooki, might try to check it out.
>>715179032
Is this sexual harassment?
>>715179282
Hex maniac was in ruby and sapphire -_-
I claim komugi.
>>715179503
Maybe
>>715178873
?
>>715179506
Oh yeah. Forgot about that.
>>715179503
Feel free.
>>715179015
Existing, how about you?
I did it.
Tbh I miss the older anons.
Hello everyone, hope your day went well
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>715180010
Lewdvia!
>>715179793
>>715179963
they are gone
>>715179653
I'm completely ok with it.
>>715179765
I'm posting in a waifu thread at 0:13 am. Life is crazy.
>>715179793
I thought you had finally commited teh suicide.
>>715180202
You live in South America?
>>715180202
Wew, same tbh
>>715180202
What made you think that?
>>715179603
/thread
>>715180278
Yup, Chile to be accurate.
>>715180498
Shall we hold hands? I could pretend to resist a bit if you're into that.
>>715180518
What was the deal with Sacho anyway, mind explaining me that?
>>715180082
Where do you get the idea that I'm lewd?
>>715180773
It's all explained in his goodbye message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsbbGUKAq0M
>>715180773
>handholding
What kind of slut do you take me for?
>please do, and please resist a little
I fucking hate Nuzlocke.
Hey all <3
>>715180941
https://youtu.be/gQWAcgefsQQ
>>715181164
Did you lose the mudkip?
>>715181333
My Marshtomp AND a Poochyena to a damn Shroomish!
All I have left is a shitty Wingull.
Internet is very awful tonight
>>715178969
What a cute.
>>715181472
Shiro is pretty cute when she's upset.
But sorry to hear that.
>>715180907
Yeah but... bah, nevermind, he sounded like a weak minded person anyway.
>>715181144
Should we set a safeword or something? I'll bring the gloves, better safe than sorry.
>>715181250
Hiya chuuni qt.
>>715181472
Grind more, I beat my first gym leader with a level 15 team.
>>715180863
Poor Lewdiva has nobody to talk to!
You're always lewd!
<5
>>715181872
Whats good in the hood qt nep nep
I'm I supposed to eat a burger while its cold?
>>715181333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwHZwvTdnPI
>>715181472
Gen 3 favorite gen.
Also that sucks.
>>715181712
>Internet is very awful tonight
Welcome to the club, I don't know what's happened to mine, it's gone down to 100kb/s.
>>715181472
Damn son. Effect spore fuck you up? I nearly lost BITCHWHORE to the rivals last Blastoise. Rain Dance and Torrent boosted Hydro missed and I am forever thankful.
>>715181872
He only has Wingull left.
>>715182062
microwave it?
>>715181712
Indeed. She's always cute.
>>715181872
My Marshtomp was level 30, the Shroomish was 18. The Poochyena, which I had just got, was level 14 or something. Didn't have anything to do with grinding.
>>715182086
Oh well. Nuzlocke is supposed to be hard.
>>715182176
Stun Spore, Mega Drain, and Leech Seed. All the damage I would deal he would just heal back.
>>715181940
Meh most the people i talk to aren't in thread.
And I'm never lewd.
>>715182086
https://youtu.be/XXS3XZwPaEk
>100kbps
Wouldnt surprise me.
>>715182358
Did you use any normal type moves? Tackle is still surprisingly powerful. You should have destroyed his anus.
>>715182048
RIIIIIIIKA
>>715182358
I just cheat in rare candies with my gameshark
>>715182048
I'm not the negro Nep, I'm the good Nep.
>>715182176
See? That's what happen when you don't go overleveled.
>>715182062
Well, it's not a cold pizza, but I guess you could, or maybe heat it a bit? Say lewd things to it?
>>715182358
God, it sounds like a massacre.
>>715182176
Didn't your gameboy break?
>>715182417
I have a question for you, if ya don't mind.
Do you sleep fully naked?..
>>715182324
b-but the veggies
>>715182522
s-slut
>>715182482
No normal type moves. Only thing I had that he wasn't resistant to was rock tomb.
>>715182522
It was.
>>715182496
Hey Megu! Cheating with rare candies is bad!
>>715182522
Ohhhhh sorry sorry nep nep my bad!
>>715181872
We do need protection...can the safeword be honeybun?
>>715182720
take them off anon then put it back on
>>715182522
>I was lvl 90
>>715182641
I fixed it.
>>715182734
Thats silly. Rip run I guess.
>>715182086
Mine always sucks but today it's at it's worst, which is sorta funny because i thought last week would be it at it's worst.
>>715182358
How do they do it?
also how are things going? sorry i haven't been here much.
>>715182742
Heyo cutie.
Its street rules, bitch :^)
>>715182918
Is BITCHWHORE's data still corrupted?
>>715183279
Not while I am around hoe!
>>715182918
I have faith in this Wingull. I named her Emi, because Wingull is a fast Pokemon.
Emi the Wingull will carry me to victory!
>>715183043
I'm not sure how they made someone so cute. I could ask the same about your Nui of course.
Things are fine enough I suppose. Not much new. Excited for winter break, which is soon.
How about you?
>>715182742
Hi Rikka!
>>715182358
Never personally done a Nuzlocke, before, but it seems somewhat fun and tense.
>>715182482
It was fine earlier this morning, iunno what happened to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trlhrKqoJAc
>>715183043
Kek, sounds a lot like me. Can't wait until I can upgrade and get out of here soon. Moving in with a bunch of mates sounds like a good idea right about now.
>>715182720
Don't you want a warm burger? Whisper naughty things next to the bun~
>>715182734
RIP.
>>715182742
No worries.
>>715182846
Yeah sure, why not? Do you have any toys tho? Like, rings or bracalets?
>>715182918
Lmao, that name.
>>715183279
No, I fixed it. Caught that damn Zapdos first time. I damn near threw the thing again.
>>715183468
Ill believe!
\○/
>>715178231
Found this. Loli snow Miku.
>>715183468
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy! I havent seen you in a while!!!
>>715183578
All your pics are so good~
>>715182854
i-it has ketchup already
>>715183551
It's my first Nuzlocke. I don't even know why I'm doing a Nuzlocke, I don't even like Pokemon that much.
>>715183718
It has been a while. How's life been for you?
>>715182663
No not quite. Boxers anon boxers
>>715183551
https://youtu.be/ovtYbQvVrkU
Sounds like you hit limit. Flushed DNS?
>>715183578
You should see my Yellow file
>>715183793
heat it a little and clean it off with a towel or something
remove other waifu
>>715183468
It's hard to imagine how they can come up with something so cute it's hard to put into words.
Oh, that sounds nice.
I've been doing the same i always do.
>>715183551
Oh, well best of luck, nobody should have to have to deal with that.
>>715184087
t-that would be a waste of ketchup
>>715184334
you can put more
>>715184334
Heat it up with the ketchup. Its not going to change the flavour of the many hours cooked ketchup.
night
>>715184060
>I'm a big boy
God fucking damn it, my sides.
>>715183718
Why thank you, yours are quite good too actually.
>>715184436
w-what about the cream I don't have that at home
>>715184449
that b-burned my mouth last time
>>715178068
and my father smell like shit and is short and lived his whole life as a short person that judges other short people even tho he is old and short and never had fun or had friends cause is ugly and short and smell like poop and cock block and smell like dog shit and failed compare to hsi brothers but the ugly people losers dont judge how much my father fail and expect me to look good when my father is ugly as shit and failed and get ugly women csuse my father was short and smell like poop and has monfriends and had to depend on his brothers fornhigh selfnesteem andnhe missed out cause he was shortnhis whole life and he is old and very short and try to judge other epople even tho he missed out his whole life cause he was short nvnow he is short and old
>>715184628
its your fault for ordering a burger with everything on it
>>715184628
Stop being a bitch.
>>715184616
Whats that supposed to mean? I have to be mature for work, Im not allowed a little immaturity?
>>715184853
t-that is the way they come in
>>715184970
r-rude
>>715184970
Actually, that's what is great about the pic, it made me chuckle lightheartedly.
>>715185059
Buy something else next time then, like, fries or something.
QOTT: Where did you first buss your load?
>busted mine in my sister's room and some of it spilled on her bed
>>715183367
How much, bitchwhore? <3
>>715183626
Why didn't you use the masterball Silph Co. Gives you?
>>715185059
Man up and make that burger your bitch. Im not being rude, you're just being oversensitive.
>>715185265
Bathroom, hit my mirror
>>715185296
How much what slut???
>>715183881
Well atleast you chose the obvious best starter for the run... too bad he's gone.
>>715184060
Reminds me that I should replay Perfect Dark sometime in the future, was a fun game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65sguNOAuLo
>>715184234
Nah, it's not that bad, it just gets monotonous after a while. Moving out should be fun anyway.
>>715185059
S-Stuttering is s-stupid
>>715185321
y-you didn't burn your tongue with hot ketchup
>>715185353
y-you tooo
>>715185265
On my sister's underwear.
Hello
>>715185059
then give up
>>715185351
see >>715183881
>>715185353
Forever gone.
>>715184234
Do you ever do much besides the usual?
>>715185626
>>715185265
Busted it on my sister's panties ;)
>>715185351
For you~
Slut <3
>>715185479
Same
>>715185296
Mewtwo, motherfucker.
>>715185241
Well, I keep the immaturity to Pokemon. And my DS. My avatar for Streetpass in an emaciated black man named HgyHgyHobo who is being eaten by a Metroid. And my name on Moon is Kektus.
>>715185353
Get the Xbox 360 HD remaster. Its fucking brilliant and keeps the super fast strafing.
https://youtu.be/SjDvosAj6ow
>>715185433
Im also not a bitch.
>>715185265
Dont remember. Was either in the shower or in the bath.
>>715185433
>>715185059
>>715184628
>>715184334
>>715183793
>>715182720
d-dude s-stuttering l-l-lmao
>>715185321
i want to cum in that cup and make Rory drink it
>>715185353
Ah, still kinda sucks though but that's good i guess.
>>715185633
Sometimes, i mean there's stuff i don't talk about with anybody.
But i did do some fun things in the past few days, went and saw Dr. Strange.
>>715186060
>>715185704
sorry but you wont eat it either way
>>715185633
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiip nuzlockes
>>715185768
For you? Free <3
>>715186195
c-cold will do s-sorry for wasting your time
>>715186355
you wasted yours none of mine
Hullo
>>715186424
a-always
>>715186513
so whats going on with you besides the burger thing
>>715186489
dayum
>>715186582
random youtube musics
>>715185265
On you~
>>715186187
neck self
>>715186269
Yea.
>>715186148
My mom and dad saw that. Heard it was supposed to be good.
>>715186687
Don't hit on me, silly boys.
>>715186489
Welcome back
>>715186738
fun im playing some overwatch myself
A friend told me one time about 4chan and all the weird things i can find here and i don't believe in what this shit is.
I have2 months here and i see people claming they aren't hay while masturbate to "sissy boys".
I see a violation on a 4 years old girl.
A mexicans ripping a man face after they cut his hands.
But in the end this shit of "waifu" it's the most weird shit i have seen.
I mean....how the fuck do you say a animaction is your fucking wife? I can draw One in 30 seconds. You can fucking google it and see who made that fucking anime
Fuck this place.
>>715186811
>>715187121
w-what is that
>>715186890
It was pretty good, didn't like what they did with Dormammu though.
>>715187183
>>715187183
its a video game
I'm horny post lewds
>>715187256
>>715187257
ooo
that one
>>715187415
Nah
>>715182324
tomoko...
>>715186946
Dayum, girl
Back that thang up~
>>715186269
Bend over, bitch~
>>715187004
Why thank you, kind sir.
>>715187415
That's a funny name.
>>715187778
>>715187449
yeah that one
>>715187713
yes?
>>715186890
You can do it!
>>715187713
Mugi....
>>715187716
Yes maam~
>>715187957
looks ok
>>715187716
no
>>715187911
Don't die on me anon!
>>715188083
Rikka...
Bow down to your empress Satsuki
Fig 1. Guided by ultrasound, the abortionist
grabs the baby’s leg with forceps.
>>715188128
yeah if you like that stuff
Birthday claim!
>>715183043
That's actually mine
>>715188499
no
>>715188376
>boop
>>715188550
What and wondrous day.
Nonsense!
>>715188452
Why?
Fig 2. The baby’s leg is pulled out into
the birth canal.
>>715188340
Suhhhh little blonde
>>715188550
Pathetic waifu.
Satsuki is your only goddess
>>715188671
Huh?! What are you doing, imbecile?
Fig 3. The abortionist delivers the baby’s
entire body, except for the head.
GAS THE KIKES
Fig 4. The abortionist jams scissors into
the baby’s skull. The scissors are then opened to enlarge the hole.
>>715189008
>>715188846
>>715188728
>>715188452
Stairs: Nature's Abortion
Fuck, it was just getting good.
>>715188808
No matter how may insults you throw you can't stop the boops!
>boops.
>>715188671
Wonderful day indeed. Took the day off to spend with her, got her some birthday gifts, some sweets, etc.
And going to be doing similar and more in a week for our anniversary on the 21st.
And it's not nonsense, Nui's minute
>>715188808
No.
