Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
Goodnight.
Rikka clamied~
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It's fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Claimed
I know you're out there.
alice2 claimed.
>>715189336
Alrighty then.
>Nui's minute
You mean Nui's finest hour.
Delete this
Heretic thread
Actual non heretic thread:
>>715189410
Reminder to bow down to empress Satsuki
Heroin Jesus claimed!
>>715189573
>>715189563
Corpse fuckers
>>715189500
Cuties like you belong on their knees~
Nui is my wife!
>>715189573
Actually my phone autocompleted "mine" to "minute". But she is mine.
>>715189797
This kneel is the best I can do for you maam
>>715189506
Lmao, wrong thread, uh?
>>715189623
>boops your nose.
>>715189797
What's your problem?
>>715189798
Pretty sure you said minute!
still here
and
>>715188643
well what do you like?
>claiming anyone other than Empress Satsuki
Heretics
>>715190002
Huh?!
S-stop it, heretic scum!
>>715189982
I do it everywhere.
How is everyone?
>>715189798
>>715190002
Birthday girl in her birthday suit
>>715190002
I did. Because my phone is stupid. But she is still mine regardless. I would know, I was doin birthday things with her all day!
>>715190192
What is an empress next to a Grand Couturier?
>>715190063
Get on your knees and please me~
>>715189973
If it brings you low enough to please me with your mouth then that's okay~
I'm a little drunk...
How's your night, beautiful?
>>715190192
>boops harder
>>715190642
Ah, alrighty, but you're still wrong!
>>715190642
Get on your knees and bow down to Empress Satsuki
>>715190647
Oh no no no dont worry about this, I love this~ Its going okay, just playing OW off and on I wanna stream again but I already did once earlier, how about you???
>>715190802
But actually you're the one who is wrong about me being wrong because I'm right.
>>715190865
Nah
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWm-cgQo4tc
>>715190802
Ow!
How D-dare you?!
>>715190988
How dare you picture Lady Satsuki in lewd poses with a lesser being?!
Heresy!
>>715190988
Nonsense, you speak gibberish!
>>715191175
>gentle boop
>>715191113
5 feet, 8 months,
>>715191175
Nui does what she wants. Noone can stop her.
>>715191384
Only if by gibberish you actually meant truth
>>715190802
>>715190988
come on guys say something
>>715191384
Ugh! The only booping shall be down by Lady Satsuki
>boops back
>>715191547
I did not make any errors, you don't speak the truth!
>>715191662
This means war!
>Boops you upside down.
>>715191113
https://youtu.be/rS9hAtg4EgU
>>715191662
Why did you think mine was heresy?
>>715190647
You have to do that to me first
>>715192243
>Why did you think mine was heresy?
?
>>715191989
But I speak lots of truths. Like "Nui is beautiful", "Nui is fun", "Nui is my wife", and "Nui is the best".
Anyway, I must be going. Back to Nui now.
>>715191429
That is me.
Sleep well, Mai.
>>715192243
Bastion was a great game, good taste as always.
Have a nice day, Rory.
>>715192570
But I usually go to bed in about 3 hours.
>>715192503
Oh, sorry.
>>715192544
The wife part is a lie as usual.
Rest well though.
>>715192663
I meant when you do decide to head off.
You get the idea.
>>715191989
>I did not make any errors
You have now, by messing with Lady Satsuki!
Die! Die! DIE!
>intense barrage of booping
>>715192243
Because lady Satsuki wasn't then OP
>>715192544
Those aren't truths though
Truths would be:
"Satsuki is beautiful"
"Satsuki is unforgiving"
"Satsuki is our Goddess and only goddess"
And "Satsuki is the best"
>>715192570
Days nearly over. Im relaxing before Chinese, drinks and banter at a friends place in just over an hour.
Good game, good soundtrack, good voice acting. Disturbing that its a Warner Bros game, they never had a good track record.
>>715192830
Satsuki a shit. Nearly Tuka level shit.
>Rory-sama
>>715192961
You pig in human clothing!
>>715192961
Heretic. Burn in the depths of hell.
Now I don't know who this Tuka is but if she's comparable to Lady Satsuki then she must be amazing.
>Satsuki a shit
Says the gothic lolita
>>715193040
do not post lewd imgs in our threads
>>715192830
>Counter boops!
>>715193204
Forgive me, my goddess
I forgot my image.
I must go to bed immediately.
>>715193301
You're lucky that I have to get a good rest so I can worship Lady Satsuki all day.
Farewell
>>715193203
Who got the sand in your vagina?
>>715193204
Tuka is a confirmed turbo shit, by more than just myself. Shes a mentally retarded teenaged elf who cant face the fact that her dad died. So you just called Satsuki a mentally challenged teenager. Good on you.
>says the gothic lolita
More pure than 'emotionless egotistical cunt'.
>>715193286
Nui anon said she was a birthday girl so i posted birthday suits
>>715193534
I had no idea whom Tuka is. Satsuki is nowhere near that bad of a status.
Its hard for her, a goddess to have a bad status though.
>egotistical cunt
Lady Satsuki is not egotistical
She is all of our's goddess, generic gothic loli filth
>>715193520
I shall boop you next time we meet, farewell!
>>715193899
Welcome back.
>boop
>>715193899
>generic
Hah.
You already said that Satsuki is on Tukas level. So she is pernanently a shit.
Rory is a true goddess in 40 years. You just pretend, like a shit.
>>715193899
>>715194174
your both edgy tbhfam
I know Sonokawa's birthday is in December, but I don't know which day. I'm not worthy of being her husbando.
>>715194306
:ok_hand:
>>715194633
What about her debut?
where is she from by the way?
>>715195197
What debut? and she is from https://myanimelist.net/anime/20709/Sabagebu?q=saba
>>715194633
If it makes you feel better, I dont know when Courtney's birthday is at all. But then again, it was never brought up.
>>715195364
The date the anime/manga was released = debut
Claimed?
>>715195364
I mean what was the date the first episode of her's aired.
>>715195461
Terrible husband.
>>715195505
That's tricky because there two dates.
>>715195557
Well the first episode was released in July to a private audience. And again in September.
>>715194663
:laughing_tears:
>>715195557
>
>>715195955
B-but there's little to no info about her, just a lot of speculation. Plus she never had any background info, she's just kinda... There
QotT, is there anything you like to listen to before bed?
>>715195955
I'd go with the September one due to it being the one where she was shown to the world.
>>715195955
Which one is first? I would go for the manga.
>>715196326
THEN YOU JUST WENT FOR HER BY THE LOOKS?!? HOW HORRIFYING!
>>715195551
more
>>715196487
>>715196749
thank
>Hamakaze claimed
>>715196898
>>715197064
more like kamikaze haha
>>715196445
I didn't just go by her looks, I'm not shallow. I like how's she's loyal and devoted to her group, even if it is for the wrong reason (in this case, summoning a Pokémon to dry up the world). She has an interesting type of view where if she gets focused on something, she'll take an interest and will pursue it. Its just in the game, she's more of a background character so we dont get to know much about her hometown, what she did before joining team magma, or when she was born.
>>715197096
WEW
Rumia claimed
>>715197177
Did she do something in that special pokemon origins thing or whatever it was?
>>715197443
I mean not really. She has a vision of groudon killing team magma, but then gets interrupted by the arrival of brendan and Septile. She talks to him about the sub and how's it heading to the seafloor cavern, she pulls out a camerupt, Says she wants to analyze him while pulling a yandere face like pic related, and the episode ends
>>715197776
Oh, right, my mistake, but that's quite a shame, though quite cute.
there's plenty of pokemon manga, maybe some of them do something with her?
>>715197991
https://hitomi.la/galleries/826451.html
>>715197991
Bulbapedia doesn't say. Not for the 2003 Courtney, or for the current Courtney.
>>715198363
I don't know what this is but i ain't clicking that.
>>715198421
Oh, that's a shame, maybe something will pop up.
>>715198642
Its a doujin of Courtney
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>715198730
I'm certain he was looking for something else.
>>715197217
Rumia steal!
>>715198642
>>715198730
the link ain't even working nigga
>>715199148
Rumia retain!
>>715198642
Yeah. It'd be nice to know about her, but its equally fun to try and guess her orgins. Either way, I'm content with who she is now
>>715199274
Worked for me deadass
>>715199281
I will get her.
RUMIA WILL BE MINE NOW.
>>715199417
Its a shame how she was removed in pokemon emerald. She's a real qt
>>715199560
REROLL
>>715199417
I bet you read Dating a Team Magma Grunt
>>715199618
HERE WE GO
RUMIA STEAL!
>>715199670
AGH! COME ON!
>>715199695
Okay, for real this time..
RUMIA STEAL!
>>715199763
Timing was so off.
>>715199792
Okay. I will get quints for the rumia steal.
mark my words!
>>715199417
I suppose her being mysterious is very cool as well!
>>715199818
Rumia!!!!
>>715199886
I am getting closer!
>>715199536
>>715199670
>>715199695
>>715199763
>>715199792
>>715199818
>>715199886
rekt
>>715199605
Yeah, and you couldn't even fight her in the new Magma hideout. It was such a let down.
>>715199632
I did a few years ago. I believe it stopped updating right after Norman gives the Ok.
>>715199916
>>715199999
WITNESS MY GET
(AND STEAL)
>>715200003
Nice attempt
Do you even have pics of Rumia?
>>715200078
No. I will keep rolling until she's mine.
Watch.
>>715200182
Your struggle is adorable
>>715200182
THESE DIGITS
>>715200222
>>715199466
don't call me deadass, livingdick.
>>715200201
Laugh while you still can.
I am getting closer and closer.
Just you wait!
>>715200220
>THESE DIGITS
belong to someone else
>>715200270
>>715200333
RUMIA STEAL!
CHECK THESE TRIPS!
>>715200201
hot
>>715200344
Okay. One more try
Rolling after this!
>>715200270
This is just positive PR for me
Lurkers be like, wow! That Rumia must be a quality waifu to be in such demand!
>>715200444
WITNESS MY STEAL!
>>715200429
>te
Hmm, bad attempt.
Let's try agian.
>>715200377
Rip in peace, anon
>>715200453
>>715200555
Rumia is mine.
>>715200537
WILL BE***
>>715200537
Premature
>>715200564
After this next roll..
I promise.
>>715200664
>e]
Never never give up!
Let's keep trying.
>>715200537
Rumia has a snapchat?
>>715200712
RUMIA! COME TO ME!!!
>>715200779
>>715200664
I WANNA DIE
RUMIA!
>>715200895
20 posts every 15 seconds about..
I can work with this.
>>715200867
Yes?
>>715200950
>>715200999
>>715200935
CHECK MY STEAL
>>715200927
>Not even using a pass to spread the glory of your waifu
>>715200998
>>715200999
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>715200999
Aw, sorry about that anon.
I'll keep rolling until trips.
mark my words.
>7155201070
Rumia?
I'm so close yet so far
COme on, we can do it!
One set of trips!
>>715201070
Good luck?
Rumia steal!
>>715201374
>>715201374
1, 2 ,3 ,4
I declare a thumb war!
>>715201419
AND A RUMIA STEAL!
>>715201436
Nooo! It slowed down
>>715201464
Rumia!!
>>715201496
STEAL!
>>715199824
Yeah it gives off a certian type of vibe, I'm just not sure what its called
Rum
>>715201617
Kuudere, maybe?
>>715201667
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
what the fuck is going on?
>>715201691
>a
RUMIA!
>>715201745
ONE LAST ROLL!
THE ROLE TO END ALL ROLES
RUMIA IS MINE FOR REAL!
>>715201779
THAT's ENOUGH. I'm KILLING MYSELF
>>715201679
Yeah, that could be it.
>>715201700
I think there's a Rumia claiming fest going on? Or someone trying to steal her
>>715201617
Something like whatever Boba Fett has?
>>715201812
>the extent of your love
It's ok anon, I wouldn't have given her up for any repeating digits.
>>715202424
But I love you...
you don't understand..
>>715201963
What does Boba Fett have? Sorry, I'm not familiar with Star Wars or their characters
>>715202736
Oh, well that's easy to deal with.
You don't have to steal Rumia. You can claim just her too. Nothing in the rules prevents that.
>>715202802
He has like three lines in the trilogy if i remember right, but people liked him a whole lot, not sure what it's called but it's something about the character that grabs attention.
>>715202736
But still, its hard to take you seriously if you don't even have pics
>>715203015
What if I claim you instead?
>>715196326
Do you like her personality at least?
>>715196415
I wish I was the only one who knew about it...
>>715196445
Manga? That's not a bad idea. The private July airing went first.
>>715197169
>>715203258
I'm not very qt
No pics
But I do want to be Rumia, so maybe by some kind of transitive property that works?
>>715203095
i hope you like your gift.
>>715203095
Maybe its a one of those 'tropes', where people are drawn into mysterious characters.
>>715203312
Of course! Although their personality differs from each version. 2003 Courtney from the regular Ruby has more of a thug like attitude and is more tomboyish, while The Oras Courtney has more of monotonic way of speaking.
>>715203015
Its the second rule in the OP.
>>715203543
Okay.
Rumia anon claimed!
>>715203890
He had that aloofness and badassery from Vader that made him cool.
>>715204164
Oh. I guess I can't share, then...
>>715204192
>>715203312
What do you mean?
>>715203890
That does happen quite a lot so it must be, perhaps there's something on his Tvtropes page.
>>715204471
S-S-Stalin senpai!~
>>715204617
>>715204923
>
>>715204312
Ah. Thanks for the input Rory
Hey guys ;-;
>>715205050
>>715205509
Hi Tali
>>715203890
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse?from=Main.BobaFettSyndrome
Ignore the pic there
>>715205509
TALI~ What's wrong?
>>715205601
>>715205509
Hi tali
>
>>715205509
hi tali
>>715205509
Something wrong?
>>715205601
>>715205648
>>715205675
>>715205708
>>715205729
>be me
>be at dmv
>finally wade through bureaucratic hell
>get all papers approved to change my license
>oh wait
>nononono
>you're from out of state
>that means you have to retake the written exam
>i was not prepared for this
>fuck it i went through all this hell
>start test off good thinking its just like the other one. 25 questions cant miss more than
>test like its going on forever.
>miasing like 1/7 questions or so
>lol you failed.jpg finally appears on screen
>;-;
>>715206111
i was actually thinking of going to do that sometime soon
>>715206111
It hurts my heart to read this, that's very frustrating sorry to hear that.
>>715205509
Everything well?
>>715206415
I need this damn thing to get a better job
Especially since my current boss decided to go apeshit.
>>715205647
That was quite a read. Thank you.
>>715206111
Oh no :( Sorry to hear that
Forgot to mention it turns out the test in cali is like 50 questions
Quads?
>>715206559
Oh no it gets worse? what's up with him?
I hope you get better luck.
>>715206570
No problem, is that one accurate?
>>715206869
Yeah, very accurate. I enjoyed it.
>>715206559
What's he doing now?
>>715206869
>>715207027
Ok so i set up appointments door to door
If we dont get 2 appointments set in a day we are forced to take the next day off. So essentially one bad day becomes 2 plus i lose hours.
>>715203890
Please don't hate me, but I never played Ruby.
>raises my arms to block my face
>>715204556
I want Sonokawa to me mine and mine alone. Basically I want to chain her to my bed.
>>715205509
Hey there.
>>715207027
Ah, glad to hear!
>>715207282
Oh dang, sorry to hear that, i hope things get better soon enough, not sure what else to say.
>>715207601
Wouldn't that scare her? she should be for cuddles.
>>715207601
>>715207027
>>715206869
>>715205708
>>715205675
>>715205601
>>715207832
Thanks for letting me vent a little. It made me feel a little bit better. I love you guys.
>>715206111
can't you order a taxi?
>>715207832
When you love something you should hand cuff it to your bed and never let it go.
>>715207915
Why did you fail such an easy test?
>>715207974
Trick questions mostly. Fuck cali with a splintery wooden dildo.
>>715207954
Not cost effectively
>>715207915
Aww, glad to help!
>>715207974
That's pretty brutal, you sound yandere.
>>715207282
Ooh thats not good to hear.
>>715207601
Ah no thats fine. I won't hate you
>pats head.
>>715207915
uh yeah no problem
>>715208097
California? I didn't know it was that hard to get a car there.
>>715208145
Oh that's Yandere? That's pretty messed up. I probably won't handcuff her but I will spy on her.
>>715208178
Eeee! Oh, I thought you were going to hit me. I made a promise to myself to play Ruby before I commit suicide.
>>715208459
It's exactly like pulling a cats tooth without anesthesia or restraints.
>>715208605
That's sounds like it'll be interesting and fun. Will you be taking the test again soon?
>>715207915
Love you, Tali!
Hope you feel better soon.
>>715208751
1 week
>>715208798
Wanna make out?
>>715208459
Well I'll hold you to that promise.
>>715208605
So almost impossible unless you know a certain technique?
>>715208876
Pretty much. Plus i still have to pass 3 other tests i didnt even get to take yet because i have a CDL.
Booze, banter and Chinese. What a day to be alive.
>>715208876
>Tfw Courtney will never blow you
>>715208859
I think you'll ace it with flying colours!
>>715208876
I tried playing it once, but I gave up because it was a pirated copy and I didn't know how to save it.
>>715209043
WHAT A LOVELY DAY
