Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715016093
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shiro claimed.
>>715021984 (Hibi in denial)
>>715022695
Even Kim Jong Un wouldn't push off the people who want to help him like this. You can't gain anything if you refuse to give!
>>715022045 (Rory)
Apparently they score equally high as Ethiopia and a tad higher than Equatorial Guinea. Besides that worse than the average nigger.
In accordance with Federal Retard Regulations, I'm to post this sign on this thread and warn passing anons of the cringefest going on here. For your safety, you are advised to not click this thread, as it may lead to the loss of any faith you have left in humanity. Thank you, and carry on.
Sameji claim'd
>>715020916
Wanting to sleep and playing Warships.
>>715021101
Ehhh, I'll look into em. But I really dunno if it's needed. I can stop pretty nicely as is.
>>715021158
I am not!
So what is this? 2 threads again?
>>715022628
>>715022228
them?
does it go on sale too ? I don't feel like paying full price to play not on steam
and that sounds like something pirates would do
>>715022766
Sure he would, he didn't need reasons to push off people. Generally he'd just kill them instead.
And I stand to gain more love from Alice by not dividing my attention to another
>>715022837
Lol today is my one day off so I already caught up on my sleep :D
>>715022837
You just proved my point one more time!
>>715022225 (dog anon)
Yeah, I know. He's also better known as smug.
Well, for now I don't have to worry about it too much since I still live with my parents.
But I also do get money. Minimum wage. 10 buck per hour... I like it
>>715022856
I was too slow. I deleted it already
>>715022807
Sameji
>>715022943
Well, Chara is genderless. That's why I say them.
Not sure if it goes on sale. I don't think so though
no, with "some people" I mean the characters in the game. They got their dialogues changed. But again, not 100% sure
Claiming Snufkin
>>715023030
>>>/reddit/
>>715022228
>>715021908
Do not pirate the game. Flowey calls you on your bullshit and you can barely play it.
https://youtu.be/zIaByZsbMPA
>>715022596
Whiny space elves.
>someone has never seen If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
>>715022766
Still dirty shitskins who demand that their embassy be a stick tent outside our glorious Old Parliament House.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aboriginal_Tent_Embassy
>>715021733
Maybe it's a sign that we should start manufacturing.
Will demand meet supply though?
>>715021984
That's nice to hear, if a little unusual. Being able to be understood is not something to be taken lightly, as I see it. Having it have some aesthetic merrit is also one of my goals, but not primarily.
>>715023073
Oh ok.
claimed
Hi Haruhi, haven't seen you for a while, how's things been?
>>715022961
Lucky. The accident made sure I'd stay up. I'ma try and get a few hours sleep before the Christmas cookie thing at my uncles tonight.
>>715023073
Denying being tsun does not make me tsun! Reeeee!
>>715022837
if nothing else it looks cool
>>715023073
Ta-kun
>>715023222
That's my thing.
Mine
>>715023194
Yeah. Having nice flowing sentences with fancy words is cool, but means nothing if no one understands
Be back in a bit
>>715023073
I'd see it a as girl
guess I'll trade for it on steam then what could go wrong
Mine.
>>715023286
What accident cute-chan?
> i got a work party tomorrow but that's all i think that my holidays are gunna be I don't like them very much except for the eggnog
>>715023342
>>715023430
>>715023486
Trying a bit too hard.
>>715023166
I have, but it's not something that I can remember since it wasn't in my interest.
>>715023297
I JUST WANT TO FIT IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>715023166
Heh. Great. I like it.
>>715023222
Nice trips there flan
>>715023286
But your rage about being tsun proves it more!
>>715023511
Nothing really. Just play it on offline mode. Then no one can see that you're playing it.
>>715023584
I'm 22, I think that's old enough
Hmm... yeah, you got a point there too. Just that I'm not living in america and living isn't as expensive
カラミチーマス
Claim
>>715023290
The rotors right now?
>>715023552
I am not cute!
https://imgur.com/a/6Ua6U
This happened earlier.
>Mfw I am on gallon #9 of eggnog for this year
>>715023723
Nuh uh!
>>715023680
No shit, I didn't think multiple people happened to post furry gore at the same time.
>>715023723
Check this!
>>715023723
It will show up on profile
can't wait
>>715023425
I'll see you later, if I don't go to sleep shortly myself.
>>715023869
no the slotted disks
>like this
>>715022946
Peoplewhowanttoclaimhibisaywhat?
>>715023166
Eugenics don't sound so bad now, do they?
>>715023194
I can sweat out about one gallon of ball juice per day (Chara can confirm questions related to my body fluids), so we would only need to sell about 128 1oz bottles per day. People will fight over this scarce amount like it was the new iphone on black friday sale.
>>715023511
Nice.
>>715023869
You're also constantly denying that you're cute! How much more tsun can you get?!
>>715023896
Not much to check...
>>715023937
Huh. Shouldn't be too bad since it won't show up to friends like it does when you start a game. They'd have to check the game to see their friends who also have the game.
Or do they STILL play undertale? Then they'll see, yeah.
>>715023774
Are the meds making you feel/think weird?
And I know it isn't easy, which is why I love to see you come this far.
You just have to push through it. I believe that you can.
And if you reach your limit just come back here, and as long as I am not busy, I would love to talk you through it.
>>715024230
I can see a 96. It's like a stupid version of 69. I still win.
Fuck the . I don't deserve it yet.
>>715023869
Damn you fucking idiot
Jk this hilarious ifunny video got me ded..
What happened mayne? Also that sounds amazing
>>715024099
Oh. They look cool, but the added cooling from them is negligible these days, and they have a higher chance of fracturing under hard use.
>>715024230
But that's because I'm not cute! Denying being cute is not what a tsun makes!
>>715024426
Some guy backed into me at a stoplight while I was passing behind him.
And ya, off to nap.
>>715024157
yea
>>715024230
yea can't be worse than being bothered daily to play overwatch with them
>>715023897
>>715024249
>>715024050
found you
>>715024007
So what American words were you talking about earlier that you were using instead of British?
>>715024605
Have a nice nap
>>715024644
maybe
I am a dumb fuck who is still trying to figure out how 4chan X works...
>>715024605
drilled ones fracture, which is why they don't use them in racing anymore, slotted gives the pads more surface to bite into and also help with rain/snow
sleep well
Claim,
>>715024737
ye
>>715024834
cute
>>715024640
Not as nice. Get the white haired chick back.
>>715024605
Fine then. You have a lovely personality
>>715024640
Why don't you just say no then if it bothers you? I mean, even they should understand that sometimes... you just don't want to fucking play
>>715024809
retardo katter
ok this is my last one.
claiming Tsubasa
>>715024315
>>715024968
all hair colors matter
>>715024976
I always do but they never listen
that is why I dislike mutiplayer with most of my "friends" only one of them truly plays with me and his own games
>>715024157
It comes out instictively, but often times I say apartment instead of flat, pants instead of trousers and kids instead of children.
There's also some words we use in English that're exclusive to Welsh people like cwtch which basically means hug, but I refrain from using those most of the time.
You live in the US if I recall correctly?
Claiming Yuuko.
I want to go to bed, but I'm supposed to fix my sleep schedule. End my life.
>>715025283
get new ones or something more natural
>>715025572
fuck off Sachi
>>715025572
nice feet
>>715025599
kek
>>715025572
fuck the metric system watch them feet
>>715024529
>>715024423
why i have boner?
>>715025104
Moar
>>715025694
cause necro gay furry stuff is the best.
>>715025311
That sounds... horrible... like bad friends.
Just say no and don't log in the game then.
>>715025483
Oh, a rare Yuuko showed up!
Just stay here with us then
>>715025283
What the other anon said.
Try telling your therapist that they didn't make you feel well.
>>715025283
What are you sick with?
>>715025705
just look up dude. I don't have that much.
>>715025427
>>715024695
Last drink for today.
>>715025694
cause your a furfag now
>>715025752
but this is not ok, im not into furry.
>>715025311
No, no they don't.
Thanks for glorious white master race!
>>715025427
Why are you suddenly talking in strange tongues?
>>715026020
If boner to fur
you are a furfag
>>715026020
you might possibly just be into furry/zoo and are denying it, or necro/gore is hot to you. work your way from there.
>>715025427
Ah, yes. I do live in the US. I say flats sometimes in place of apartments. How do you pronounce cwtch? Is it "kwitch"?
>>715026094
Meant to link to me. How are you today?
>>715025767
only about 2 of them are like that
and I don't even buy those games they wan to "play" just to drop it on the second week at most.
those tights aren't genderless
>>715026094
they do
>>715025778
>>715025790
>>715026307
yea it sucks to hear man. welcome to the autismo club. e621.com is a good start for more furfag porn. hope u have fun.
>>715026399
wait .net not .com my bad
>>715026284
Yeah, fans like to put a gender on Chara
>male Chara
Wait, how does that work? They buy games and drop it on the second week?
>>715026320
try asking for something new already
>>715026320
Ooooh... jeez.. I don't know how to help you on this one... fuck me.
>>715026307
welcome to the rabbit hole
>>715026220
Oh... he, he didn't want to reply to my post.
It's okay. I won't cry. I'll stay strong.
>>715026284
Disgusting cow titties. REEEEE.
>>715026399
okay
>>715026613
>>715026307
you get it "RABBIT" ""HOLE""
eh? eh?
one more
>>715026515
it would be 1000% better if it were female
or maybe a cute trap
yes they buy meme games and want me to join and if I do they stop playing and move on to the newest meme game
>>715026094
I blame the liquor.
And the lack of ball sack scented perfume.
>>715026220
I wouldn't say that, it's more or less the same same sound as 'catch' but with a lot less emphasis on the 'tch' part of the word.
>>715026653
No cry.
Give me a cwtch.
>my eternal husbando
>>715026738
>or maybe a cute trap
I have one of those too
>buy meme games instead of games that interest them
Please, just... don't listen to them.
What are your favourite games?
>>715026320
Medicine does help, it may take some time getting used to, but it does help.
Is money a problem?
>>715026653
Sounds like he had some to drink and he is probably writing as I type this.
>>715026683
yes, i get it
>>715026985
>>715027017
>>715027155
>>715027061
>>715027194
>>715024007
Possibly good night?
>>715024157
Hibiki*
And it's easy not to use that word
>>715027366
HUGE dick mate
>>715026653
all chest size matter
>>715026993
you have a cute trap?
I never listen to them , once was enough
on pc ? don't know I tried to get into total war games but I suck . on console I loved tenchu and twisted metal and fighting games
>>715024157
I do like the concept. Wording needs some work.
>>715027312
Medication show signs after two weeks.
>>715027489
Sure I have, like that one
>once was enough
yeah, thank god.
Total War Games are fun if you know what to do. But slow.
And the other ones, I never played.
Oh yeah, you wanted to tell me about how you and your gf broke up in more detail.
>>715027312
You go to see the therapist again, right?
That'd be a good thing to tell him.
If money is ever a problem talk to me.
>>715026984
There aren't even any vowels in cwtch. How do you get "catch".
>>715027615
Sup shiro
now i fapped to necrofurshit. why, 4chan, why?
>get into work
>everything is done
>just need to do cleaning
Why am I still working again
>>715027995
Hi. How has your day been so far?
>>715026984
True, mine could be used as smelling salt and instantly get you sober again.
>Give me a cwtch
I'd love to, but I don't know what that is.
>>715027061
Turn out that he did.
So how are you?
>>715027477
Guess you won then.
Enjoy your Alice.
>>715027489
Not above nice and firm.
>>715027533
Excellent breast size.
Why would wording make a difference?
>>715028160
no, not why 4chan why?
moar like
>deeper dow the rabbit hole
>>715028238
So you won't starve to death?
>>715027928
>>715027995
>>715027928
aren't you a cute trap?
they sure are but I got my ass kicked after wining once
AI strong
does it have to be now?
I pushed to break up since she had no time other than to get drunk
>>715028401
but i prefer wolfholes
>>715028735
fucking kek
>wolfholes
>>715028384
>Rory isnt pure flat
Sterilization is too strong. How about 'detraction'?
>>715028407
No chance of that happening anyway. I work in a kitchen.
>>715028302
>>715028317
>>715028281
>>715028071
ty for the furry guro. thought i was just gonna spam this thread with it and leave. cool
>>715028418
And that's why I am telling you to talk to the therapist for an alternative, if there is one.
>>715028344
It went how most school days go, really slow. Plus I was sore from a pretty busy weekend up at the banquet hall.
>>715028384
Most of what I wrote above. Took a small test thing on German irregular past verbs today. I think I did good.
>>715028869
Well to pay the bills or pay for shit you want? I know for a fact that I would most likely die if I ever decided to quit my job.
Oh sweet Deus almighty this thread is cancer.
>>715028384
all girls matter
>>715028418
Oh, I'm not lecturing you.
But what do you mean you couldn't take money from someone you don't know? Is someone paying for your therapy?
>>715028624
I wish, but I don't think I am.
Yeah, the AI can fuck you up sometimes. But sometimes the AI just bullshits some other shit
Of course not, whenever you feel comfortable talking about it.
>>715027477
Not quite.
>>715027995
It sounds like catch when people pronounce it in common speach but the 'w' letter is typically used like an 'oo' in root or a 'u' in pull.
I could go on but I'd have to explain how acen groms work and I don't feel like I have the mental capacity right now.
I should also mention that Wales does have its own language and that this is not common English speak, but we do use it while talking in English too.
>>715028384
Instantly sober again? That sounds a lot more useful than previously thought.
>>715029047
dr pepper agrees
>>715029047
what makes you think that?
muh waifu is better than yours
>>715029047
>xdd deus v-vult
fuck off nigger I bet DS was your first souls game
>>715028980
>>715029068
Arisu.
You are my star
>>715029210
>>715029133
>Desu Vult
>
>>715029177
Well for one there is furry shit and anime in one thread.
>>715029329
Are you trying to say that I worship the fucking Sun instead of the Lord?
>>715028869
>not completely flat
True, but they don't need to be. Her's are perfect just the way they are.
>'detraction'
Still too destructive.
How about inhibition?
>>715029065
Even 3d?
>>715029072
I need to get it up to 2 gallons. How much can you produce?
here's my husbando
>>715029399
are you a doctor yourself to prescribe your own med?
if the answer is no just ask a real one already
>>715028980
The same for me.
~Shiro
>>715029521
>weebshit on /b/
>furfags on /b/
>>715025599
It's not Sachi.
>>715029510
>not even herm
pleb
>>715029687
I can tolerate weebshit to a certain degree but I just can't fucking understand why one would want to fuck an human that looks like an animal.
>>715029846
>an human
it's like an hero but with your species
>>715029719
who is it then
>>715029842
niggah I aint gay
word limit reached
>>715030572
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