Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715022628
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Sameji claim'd
Arisu claimed.
I don't know why but I like this threads for some reason.
Claim
Here
>>715029598
>no hentaifu
>no haremfu's
>when you dont have enough love to love more then one gal
fucking normalfags
>>715029598
>>715029068
you don't think?
so you are? or at least have been told so
I read about AI cheating most of the time
well I don't get sad if I recall all that , besides it was just two years wasted again
>>715029560
we are not posting 3d so no
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=6B1UbaUyPtg
Claimed
>>715029850
Heresy
C;laim
>>715029850
So you would cheat on your wife?
Shiro claimed.
>>715028980 (Yui)
>irregular past verbs
Try these:
Zurückziehen
Annehmen
Zubeißen
No cheating.
>>715029892
Yay, a cute!
>>715028384
>>715029978
I enjoy every day with Alice. By which I mean Alice is the only thing I enjoy about each day
>>715029560
Excellent question.
I'd guess not not a lot though.
>>715029850
>normie calling others normies
10/10
>>715029969
-hug-
カラミチーマス
>>715029598
>mimikyu
>>715029724
Deus Vult to you too!
>>715029892
>So you are? Or at least have been told so
Who told you that? There is one nude floating around here from time to time. Maybe a shitposter will post it
>AI cheating most of the time
Fuckers...
>Just two years wasted again
That's... well I think that's quite long.
>>715029777
Kitty!
>>715030121
*HUg back*
The doctor is in
>>715030178
And a happy genocide to you.
>>715030009
But I get happy whenever I see how cute Hibiki is, so please post picture of her every day, all the time.
>>715030057
>not not a lot
Double negative, so a whole lot!
Not bad, partner.
>>715029777
>>715030222
Double trips!
>>715029666
>>715030222
>>715029777
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE F U C K IS GOING ON
>>715030289
-how's it like knowing your waifu is a bootleg dio brando?'
>>715029666
>>715029777
>>715030222
>this is now a get thread
>>715029978
God dammit. You always emphasize how much I suck at this.
Is annehmen took?
Nehmen is to take, right?
>>715030348
But that sounds an awful lot like H E R E S Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwjYzXbfzqU
>>715030472
My waifu's better
How's it like not having a waifu?
>>715030680
Poor caterpillars!
>>715030178
Go to bed Chara its late. And you will lay awake and think about things you don't wan't to think about anyways.
I want to sleep with Kumin
Can I has get 4chan gods?
>>715030347
I'm enjoying your stay. Post more Deus Vult.
On a side note, aren't you the original Deus Vult/Crusade anon?
>>715030756
and who might you be?
>>715030730
-I've already explained this; my waifu is you-
>>715030534
All the words I said are present tense, I want you to form the past tense.
Annehmen is accept, expect or assume.
>>715030653
How can happiness be Heresy?!
>>715030653
Sorry but did you just say Heresy?
>>715030836
I don't think so, I only started posting Deus vult memes quiet recently.
>>715030752
You can empathize with parasites? I'm more concerned for the dry bush.
>>715030917
How's it like having a shit waifu?
>>715029978
all are cute
>>715030178
told me what? is there really? I'd like to see it now.does it show bellybutton?
yea AI would summon a boat attack and 1hit all my troops
a bit long
>>715031056
-how's it like being a shit waifu?-
>>715031088
Well, there is regular cute and Hibiki-level cute.
The first is nice to look at, but the latter makes my heart jump for joy.
>>715030968
But I'm already happy with Alice. Just not with anything else in life
>>715030980
I did. It happens occasionally
>>715030767
dont we all
>>715030980
What a shame. We once had a Deus Vult anon just like you. Would post Deus Vult memes and talk about his day.
Welcome to waifu either way
>>715031088
Who told you that I'm a trap?
Yeah, there is, but I don't have it anymore.
Someone demanded lewds and got trips. And who am I to not post lewds when trips demand it?
It was a fun day. And yes, it does show bellybutton.
Well, you can also summon a boat attack when a boat is near the battlefield. But I agree, boat attacks are fucking annoying, that's why I destroy all boats at the shore before moving in.
>>715031191
It's good actually. But you should get a real waifu
Flandre Poster Claimed
>>715031553
-I have one, his name is Dan-
>>715031372
Anything particular shitty, or just displeased in general?
>>715031670
Claim him then
>>715031619
Aw.. that's qt.
>>715031372
>
>>715031537
Oh, I would sorta like to meet that anon, my folder of deus vult memes is pretty small only numbering around 35 right now.
>>715031619
Hello.
>>715031761
>Claimed
>bronies
>>715031779
Thanks Cutie Patootie
>>715031795
hiiiiiii~
>>715031537
you just did
I just asked
and now I'm aware I missed on something great
I always get surrounded by them
one starts to spawn boats like crazy and take on anything that passes by
>>715031331
all cutes matter
>>715031988
Why claim me tho?
>>715032055
Yes, but some matter less.
>>715030680
"THAT is how you git wid of em"
>>715030767
I wouldn't mind having a slumber party.
>>715030968
Ah, ok.
Now these are just guesses, mkay? I honestly don't know any of these, and never had to use them.
Also, simple past is what the quiz thing was over. So that's what I am trying.
>Zurückzahten?
>Annahm?
>Ich weiß nicht.
>>715031832
Nice claiim
>I have no laughing pics so have a crying pic instead
>>715032112
Because you're adorable.
You make my heart melt everytime you show up.
I just HAD to claim you
>>715031711
I just always hate myself and life in general
>>715031795
I'm pretty sure his was... a bit bigger
We also had a Christ-chan. Was a deeply religious guy.
>>715032055
goddamn
>and now I'm aware I missed something great
Sometimes they post it anyway.
>always get surrounded by them
Well, try not to fight a port town then is the only thing I could tell you.
>>715032112
Know my pain
Post whatever you're listening to.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa4fS_6OIN8&t=0s
>>715032225
Well, Happy X-Mas to you sir~
Flandre poster claimer claimed
>>715032381
It's not painful for me Alice. And tbh I would've claimed you too if I were that anon. You are qt.
>>715032486
Oh no, not this again.
>>715032486
>>715032486
O///>///O
>>715032408
~
>>715032392
I'm listening to Dota sound
>>715032568
Burn
>>715032392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hb-8WzvJI
>>715032151
3d, ponies, guys and seasonals
sure.
>>715032319
is it a bad thing that I asked?
well I can only wait for them , or you .
there is always one with a port always
>>715032486
I giggled
>>715032319
I am a strictly Deus Vult guy and well I in reality am not all that religious, also Christ-chan has only one or two good crusade related drawings.
>>
>>715032651
Why do you hate everyone even yourself? Is that a disorder?
>>715032626
>
Flandre poster claimer claimed claimed
>>715032828
Claimer claimed*
>>715032828
Flandre poster claimer claimed claimed
>>715032782
Strawberry
>>715032568
This has happened before? I just posted it as a
joke
>>715032626
?
>>715032392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4mHPeMGTJM&ab
>>715032718
Ok
>>715032209
Annahm was actually right!
But the fun starts when you use them, because you split them, e.g. Ich nahm an.
Rest is:
Zurückzog (Retreated); Ich zog mich zurück
Zubiss (Bit); Ich biss zu
If you want it simple you fix the split with some ge, also sometimes change the form a bit:
Ich habe angenommen
Ich habe mich zurückgezogen
Ich habe zugebissen
>>715032718
Also cow titties.
>>715028985
Well I do need to move out again.
>>715029978
Id pick you for a Lelei man.
How about a buzzword? Detox?
>>715032718
No, of course not.
You can only wait for them since I deleted them of course
Then stack up those warships and become a bulldozer on water.
>>715032719
Only a few people are very religious. But still, always fun to have someone like you around.
Why did you decide to go to waifu if I may ask?
QOTT: what is the worst genre of music?
>>715032970
Flander poster claimer claimer who claims the flandre poster claimer claimer is now claimed.
>>715033039
they are cute too
at some degree
>>715033083
what if I spam until I get trips?
or take new ones?
I don't like much that starting area and the classes it has
>>715033009
Strawberry pocky!
>>715033019
It happened to other waifu claimers. Now it's my turn.
>>715033166
Trap
>>715033166
the one you like you fucking nigger
>>715033166
Silence
>>715033075
A what now?
>>715033271
Not cute, just lewd.
>>715033166
Noise.
>>715033224
All the flandre claimers claimed
>>715033083
I used to be a spiderman shitposter and on my many shitposts I would see waifu threads whenever I got on, and well I finally decided to check one out. Needles to say I am not disappointed.
>>715033166
I don't like Jazz.
>>715033442
I claim all the all the claimers of Flandre
>>715033271
Well... that would be an option too, but I don't think I'd take a new one anytime soon. My sex drive is rather... dull
Which Total War did you even play?
>>715033166
Techno
>>715033469
Not dissapointed...? How so?
>>715033420
Lelei. The white haired GATE girl.
>>715033469
You came at the right time. Most of the time it's shit. Actually, it's always shit.
>>715033166
Heavy metal
>>715033420
cute can be lewd
>>715033439
peek
>>715033585
the best option at hand, how dull could be just a cute pose
shogun 2
>>715033684
whats this
>>715033684
YOU FUCKER WHERE IS MY KISS?!?
>>715033545
O////O
>>715032392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QupGUTeet4o
>>715033684
>actually an original poster
who are you?
>>715033283
pretty good choice
>>715033295
I like you :o
>>715033343
silence isn't music don't let John fool you
>>715033420
I like it
>>715033469
I like it 2
>>715033585
Very good choice
>>715033684
You're the best genre of cuteness
>>715033760
Very good choice
The correct answer is pop punk tho
>>715029598
KYS OP. These threads are cancer and should die like you.
>>715033879
I am sorry, I never got into it. It's just like listening to a softer version of skrillex. It's shit.
>>715033975
Never heard of it
>>715033585
Well I was sorta expecting much worse things than some furries (previous thread) and people just talking.
>>715033632
If it's always shit than wouldn't it be shit now and in turn always the right time?
>>715033684
>mrw no ''you''
>>715033997
Loli threads are fucking cancer you faggot, go in one and compare these threads.
>>715034042
good :o
>>715032392
https://youtu.be/yuFI5KSPAt4
bitsh nigga
>>715034104
How? -_-
>>715033975
fuck off nigger
>>715032782
I dunno, because humans are shit. Probably
>>715032392
https://youtu.be/Cu3R0IGwasU
>>715033039
So like anhatten?
>Ich hatte ein Hemd an.
>>715033166
Tie between pure noise and country
Hi bb :)
>>715033813
Well aren't you thirsty?
Oh, I have Shogun 2 Fall of the Samurai.
>>715033684
>mua mua
>>715034077
Yeah, most of the time it's just us sad faggots talking about our life.
That reminds me, I haven't seen a proper baaw thread in a long time.
Not those where they whine about their ex gfs, but actual more emotional things.
>>715034196
it's very bad
>>715034244
I fucking hate you :o
>>715034246
I wonder :^)
>>715034077
Are you high? Because that is something I would say when I am.
>>715034324
That is true. But consider that they did create a lot in the world around you and they do make you days interesting. You still talk to people on /waifu/. Plus people may be shit but talking to them always gives you new information.
>>715034448
Ok. I can't be bothered to search it so i'll just have take your word for it
Loli are for hugg, not for fugg
>>715034399
hey lovely c:
you don't enjoy some johnny cash? :o
>>715034403
and who's fault is it?
I think that is the one I'm not sure , it says Total War Shogun2 with 3 dlcs
>>715033627
Never watched it, but she a cute too.
>>715033813
Can, but cows are just lewd with no cute, which makes the lewd less worthy.
>>715034399
Yes, or ich habe ein Hemd angehabt.
Ich hatte ein Hemd angehabt would also be correct, but that's Plusquamperfekt and you probably didn't learn this yet.
>>715034680
2 LSDs? I'll take 5 of those songs
>>715034246
my best guess would be Homu...
>>715034403
Well it doesn't sound bad and yeah, a genuine feels thread is sorta rare these days on /b/, I suppose most people just don't feel safe writing about their lives on /b/ or 4chan anymore.
>>715034604
I don't think so, I am a bit drunk though.
Best husbando claim
>>715034642
What if I want to hugg and fugg a loli at the same time?
>>715034743
You said you weren't gay. How could I even make you that thirsty?!
Well, I only have the last DLC.
>>715034909
It's no big wonder with all these edgelords here though.
But to be fair, not everyone who visit this thread is... a healthy individual. Some are fucked up.
>>715035183
good thing my list is useless as fuck anyway
but i'll get there
>>715032392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8d5fPAQ6Q8
>>715034976
who is that?
>>715035221
>Some are fucked up.
You know it
>>715033975
pop punk
>>715034777
Reading the manga or light novel > the anime.
Pic related.
>>715034979
Only a degenerate fugg the loli.
>>715035183
>weirdest pocky
>>715035221
>Some are fucked up.
>Some
tell me about at least one healthy anon
>>715034777
cutielewd
>>715035221
not gay if they are a trap wear a skirt and balls don't touch
its a fun game , too bad I'm not good at it
also tried bullethells pretty fun , still not good at those too
>>715035528
Define healthy
>>715035221
Well at least the waifu threads seem to be the most normal out of all of /b/ and /b/ always has had edgelords although there have been a shit ton more of em in the recent years.
>>715032392
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=1E-erDVQvUg
>>715034656
I should say that I more so don't like country that is spewed out today. It is nothing more than pop/pop rock with southern accents about redneck shit.
I respect a lot of Johnny Cash's music, though besides for his sadder music when I am in that mood.
Anywho, how are you doing today?
>>715034777
Yeah, I haven't had to use hatte or war for auxiliaries. Though reading about it, I think that this is in my nearby future.
You would use it when you say that you had done something, right? Like "Ich hatte Pokémon Blue gespielt"?
>>715035376
Lost pause from youtube
https://www.youtube.com/user/LostPause?&ab_channel=LostPause
>>715035662
in the range of what i would consider normal...
we will not agree anyway so i can't really be bothered to discuss that now
>>715035376
oh, hey there Kurisu
>>715035528
What? You aren't healthy?
Anyway, I'd have to say Rory is healthy
>>715035376
S-so you roll that way...
Don't worry, there are a shitton of other games that you can be bad at!
>bullethell
Ah, yes, the game you can play in public and no one says a thing because it looks impressive to dodge all that
>>715035706
Either that or we've grown up from our edgelord phase and can now see other edgelords.
Both thoughts are unsettling
Still, I'm glad that /waifu/ is now shitposter approved
>>715032392
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b7_MkdcoyIs
>>715035714
>>715034777
Actually scratch the last sentence, it isn't right.
>>715036002
ello
>>715035876
Thank you
>>715035714
I would be your friend and hug you everyday if I lived in Wisconsin ._.
I am good, just relaxing atm, plan on going for a run later when the sun goes down
It's been warm the last few days so I figure I should stop being lazy and run again :o
>>715035880
I meant physically or mentally healthy. Which one.
>>715035432
Guess I'll try it, but it may take some time.
>>715035627
That one's just barely cute, but any further and we reach heresy.
>>715035714
You use it when you are already in the past and go even further (I did the dishes after I had eaten).
>>715036116
Nah, it is a correct sentence, it just doesn't make sense if it's all alone.
Anyway, it's getting late.
Sleep well everyone!
>>715036002
>You aren't healthy?
Ich bins btw, nicht der Crusader-Anon
>Anyway, I'd have to say Rory is healthy
Chrons if i remember that from a few hours ago. You'd be right if i remember wrong.
>>715034107
if you'd please confirm or deny that...
Next...
>>715036274
both can qualify you
although a sufficiently severe physical disability would also result in a mental one
both can count, mental disabilities are just mroe likely on /b/
>>715036002
Yeah, I'd have to agree that both thoughts are unsettling.
Well I am not sure if that is good or not.
Well I have to get going, it was nice talking with you anons, have a good night.
Can cars be waifus/ husbandos?
>>715036121
good evening
>>715036520
Ah, du bists...
Ich denke Shiro ist auch gesund.
>>715036625
Goodnight Deus Vult. Hope to see you again.
>>715036662
Cars are always female. Just like ships, so yes
>>715036002
missed me there , you nervous? tired?
is it a bad thing to "roll" that way to you?
I'm bad at most maybe
yea those are great and often have great tracks
>>715036492
heresycutielewd
>>715036662
no, choose a waifu then talk about cars
>>715036746
>Cars are always female
mine's a male
>>715036662
It has to be a 2d car
>>715036746
You just said hi to me twice, heh.
>>715036746
>Ich denke Shiro ist auch gesund.
Abgelehnt.
Depression, leichte Persönlichkeitsstörung, sexuell unnormal... und dazu noch Anime und MLP
>>715036746
Ok, Nissan Skyline Gtr R34 claimed
>>715036831
But the car is my waifu
>>715036937
Well it is a 2D pic
Trap music
>>715036766
Yeah, I'm nervous and tired.
It depends on what you expect from me.
Touhou is still the prime example for it
>>715036831
H-how...? I thought it's like with ships. You always refer to a ship as a her.
>>715036937
It... it happens...
>>715036977
>Anime
Kein Problem
>MLP
>Absolutely disgusting
Und wie kommst du auf leichte Persönlichkeitsstörung?
Und was ist mit dir? Auch Depressionen?
>>715037193
well then welcome to waifu
>>715037337
no, you refer to the car based on its personality, my altima was a girl, my brz is a boy
>>715037337
>Anime
>Kein Problem
Abgelehnt
>Und wie kommst du auf leichte Persönlichkeitsstörung?
Kommt mir alles sehr bekannt vor, er redet aber nie direkt über sich selbst mag also alles einfach falsch interpretiert sein.
>Und was ist mit dir?
Hab eigentlich keine Lust auf deine Analysen, also belassen wir es mal bei nicht normal.
>>715036269
>wisconsin
B-b-but I live in Missouri. But that's fine. It's not too far off.
I can't hug my friend too often because I am a bit of a touchy feely person and invitation to hug is also an invitation for me putting my head on your shoulder, light cuddles, just contact in general.
A good run is amazing, though I walk more than I run nowadays.
>>715036492
Schlafst gut
Thank you for the help and incite. :) i really do appreciate the help.
>>715037337
Thanks
I probably won't stay though
>>715036092
This is not the kind of music I expected with that thumbnail.
>>715037337
I understand its alright
to answer the question as if I asked you in person facing me
I never got into those , many "fans" shitting on others and pretentious as fuck
>>715037678
>Schlafst gut
Schlaf gut, just in case that was not a typo
Doing your homework really is the easiest of things, it'S all really basic stuff
>>715037678
when you said you were in misery I just assumed Wisconsin :)
And you can do all that and more with me ._.
yeah I enjoy it but it gets too cold for me as well as windy and I hate running in the wind
walks are fine too sometimes when I wanna listen to music and just clear my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0dP7iZv9K0
>>715037821
Yeah I was hoping the music would be good too :o
>>715037193
You know what I mean
>>715037821
>thumbnail
>not the title
>not 4chanX
>>715036520
Last 2 replies are both me.
And yes, I suffer from Crohns. Not severe enough to interfere with a regular life, or to warrant anything more than immunosuppressants and monitoring.
Physical can affect mental if you let it.
>>715037821
It really surprised me too when I first listened to it
>>715038054
It was joke
>>715037544
Oh, I see... hmm... how do you determine the personality of a car?
>>715037581
Du weißt schon dass ich die hälfte der zeit scherze?
Aber gut, kein Problem. Alle hier haben Depressionen und sind gestört.
Und was it mit der touhou Katze die keiner leiden kann?
Ach, die ist soziopathisch veranlagt, stimmtja
>>715037778
goodbye then
>>715037869
Yeah, upcoming exams...
>to answer the questions as if I asked you in person facing me
then it's not a bad thing I guess
I think half of the time it's meant as a joke.
Like how I greet anons with "your waifu is shit" and stuff like that.
>>715036662
>>715037193
>>715037778
why only blue? they look best in white
>>715038340
the car tells you, you gotta get a feel for it when driving, each car is unique
>only exaggerating a little
>>715038207
if chara wants that to count then so be it
i have nothing else on you tbh
>>715038340
>der touhou Katze
Chen?
Der wird wohl sozialgestört sein. Wie viel hier. Merkt man weniger weil alles bloß text ist, bin mir da aber relativ sicher. Er ist aber auch immer mit Maske unterwegs und wird nie ernst
>>715038423
Hmm... I can believe that though but since I'm not a car person, that will be beyond my understanding.
>>715038601
Huh, er kommt mir manchmal schon ernst vor, weswegen ich ihn als Heuchler ansehe.
>>715038106
When someone makes a driveable 2D R34 then i'll claim that instead
>>715038340
I mean after this i won't stay
>>715038423
Blue is my favourite colour and there is a lot more blue than any other colour. But i agree white looks really good
I miss him
>>715038884
Who?
>>715038249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRAJa6D2jEE
>>715038863
yea, most people don't get it
>>715038877
fair enough; my version in gran turismo is whited out, rims, callipers and body
>>715038976
toppest of tiers
>>715038863
wieso denn Heuchler? Hier ist glaube ich keiner der sich so Verhalt wie er es auch irl tun würde?
>>715038974
He knows who he is
>>715039108
Which gran turismo?
ah
asdf
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1477/334/1477334017512.jpg "Syndra [62]")
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1461/609/1461609300060.jpg "Syndra [95]")
