Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>714896824 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>714896824
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WEAxMhL.jpg "Syndra [40].jpg")
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Claim
>>714901394
Arisu.
>>714901316 (anon)
Oh.
>>714901407
This Redskin Eagle game is great.
>beg me to leave
>"it doesn't bother us
Kekekekekeke
CLaim
>>714901097
>>714901448
I keep wasting my money on games and stuff and i'm bad at saving it
>>714901676
>not watching the saints
>>714901572
>>714899714
>when were you diagnosed with autism
Self-diagnosed, nigger
>what does your brain thinks a vagina feels like
Well like a warm slippery tunnel grasping down on my throbbing dick and making me cum from the sensitivity of the glans area of my dick.
>how mad were you at the sight of the timestamp of my gf
Haven't seen it yet, can you repost it?
See you guys later.
better than any dating site! a lot of horny anime sluts of your city on http://utoo.pw/JSJP
>>714901783
Phahahhahahaha virgin confirmed
>>714901704
Dude. Seriously. See a psychiatrist. This obsession really isn't healthy.
>>714901743
>>714901492
That sucks. Are you also thinking about getting a PS4 too? I really want one.
>>714901761
I will later, I love the Saints.
Good afternoon gents
>>714901761
This.
But, the Saints game isn't even on yet.
>>714901941
Lovely.
>>714901879
Do you cry every time I ask those questions? You're clearly so triggered by them you go above and beyond to avoid them. How hard does it hit you to be jealous of your internet bully?
>>714901783
>>714901848
>the shitposters fucks over the shitposter
Mi Liu, for fucks sake, I love your actions
>>714901774
Thanks f course Miku would be a DD
>>714901430
I don't even need (you).
>>714902036
>>714902036
Of course*
>>714901941
Nyanpasu
>>714902018
He has his moments
>>714901774
I smell much heresy
>>714902018
>fucks me over
>describes his virgin fantasy of having sex
I'm still here
>>714901923
Probably not, there aren't many games i want on it and i don't like paying for online. Maybe eventually when prices come down enough
>>714901997
How hard does it hit when I address a problem you're clearly ignoring?
>>714902155
You're gonna be late for your social gathering
If Pokemon guy answers 3 questions ill leave the threads and never return.
>>714901923
Literally why?
>>714902161
You're not though. What you're doing is bringing up a distraction from the questions because they obviously hit you pretty damn hard. You're pretending I'm depressed or whatever so you don't have to avoid the questions. The only thing making me sad is how you're probably crying every time I ask them. Sike it makes me even happier
>>714901975
Hello dearest
I just got new doggo
How's your Sunday?
>>714902133
Nyanpasu
What's up my man?
>>714902133
Aye, he does alright!
>>714902155
No, no, you don't understand, he just made that shit up for you to piss on it.
The fact that you wrote >>714901848 just means that you feel for his shitpost
>>714902224
No one cares. You're fun to make fun off
>>714902346
>sike
>psyche
Learn to spell and not just be phonetic. This is why your country is falling behind on literacy.
>>714902158
Oh I never pay for online, I only like to play the in-game story or whatever. Never online. It's not worth it.. at least until they fix the servers and ban the hackers.
>>714902271
Why what?
>mfw
>>714902465
>this post
Literally what? I feel for his shit post?
>>714902388
>new dogger
How I am doesn't matter, dogger ftw.
>>714902465
Hes a shitposter Id have a beer with.
>>714902567
QuickMemo guy is a shitposter
What a heartbreaking loss for the Eagles.
>>714902533
Why would you want a ps4?
>>714902567
Yes, you did
>>714902674
Oh, nice, I just remember him writing me some kind of erotical fan fiction.
How is he in person?
>>714902721
Mostly to play with my siblings who don't believe in PC gaming.
>>714902493
It's a slang term. The word "psyche" means something completely different. it's funny when the only thing you think y'all have on me is intelligence, but you don't even have that. Also, you're implying that one person "mispelling" one word is the reason for an entire countries education. Fucking buck tooth queen fetishist.
>>714902721
I kind of want one too, so I can play Destiny, Bloodborne and Final Fantasy 15
Death Stranding looks cool too
I dozed off.
>>714902493
Kek. Europe is a bunch of politically correct cucks. I'll take a few misspelled words over getting blown to bits by a camel fucker because my soft, pussy government needs money from oil barons
>>714902224
Alright fine let's get this over with
>when were you diagnosed with autism.
I assume saying someone has autism is your go to for when things don't go your way. But either way, I'd have to say it was around the time when I fucked your mom.
>what does your brain think a vagina feels like
I don't really think about stuff like that, mainly because it isn't important. That being said, it probably feels like a fleshy tube or something
>How mad were you at the sight of the timestamp of my gf
Not mad at all. You owed us a timestamp, you delivered, no reason to be mad at all
This is the part where you leave the threads and never return.
Godspeed cuck. Godspeed
sup
>>714901491
I forgot about last thread. It was pruned when i refreshed it
>>714902837
Sike is a small stream. And the term as a slang term is shorthand for 'psyched you out', which is shorthand for 'Im a piece of shit and you should never listen to me'. Its not one person. You being one of the general public, along with the fact that you alconsider yourself 'normal' while continually responding to those you consider 'autistic neckbearded virgin manchildren' makes you the actual retard.
>>714902837
And before you give me shit about that UD definition
Heres the second definition.
>>714903263
It died pretty fast tbh
>>714902834
Why not Ps3?
>>714902838
>paying 400 dollars just so you can buy 3 games
>>714903108
You hate your own brothers?
>>714902674
It matters to me
But new dogger is good dogger
Pretty cute
>>714903271
-_-
>>714902388
>doggo
Nice. I want one pretty badly.
Sunday's going fine enough. Pretty boring though. Watching YouTube.
How's yours going?
>>714903380
I didn't say I was going to buy one, just that I kind of wanted one. And certainly there would be more games along the line, not that I can afford either currently
>>714903108
But your soft pussy government does need money from oil barons. And your problems with BLM and your own citizens are bad enough that the ragheads dont want to go there.
>>714902837
>>714903286
>>714903362
How the hell did he get a job? Fuck, I'd love to read his Job application. Must be full of typos, misspellings and wrong use of words
>>714902036
Could see her as CL too.
>>714902133
Where? Why?
>a fleshy tube
Hahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
>earlier in the thread he says he's disappointed the shit posting stopped
>"Now leave the threads forever"
BAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
カラミチーマス
>>714903422
What breed is new dogger?
Im fine, as I always am. A little more sleep wouldnt hurt but everyone needs more of that. Heading off to work in the next 5 mins, probably wont reply for 30/40.
>>714903644
For all the justice
>>714903602
Daddy literally got him his job.
>>714903684
>implying anyone believed you
>a fleshy tube
>>714902837
Third point. We recognise the Queen as a monarch. We are seperated from her in terms of what happens. Learn your shit.
>probably feels like a fleshy tube
>>714903684
I thought we established that when I answered your questions, you would leave.
oreo is sick
he's not looking well
he is at the vet but I may not see him anymore
he's my only friend
>>714903941
>>714904009
>samefagging about something that feels like a wet hot fleshy tube
You didn't have sex yet, did you?
>>714904056
>I'm honestly dissapointed the shit posting stopped
>>714903906
Oh really
>>714903108
fixed it thank me later
>>714904069
I'm sorry to hear that. What happened? Did he eat something bad?
>>714903485
Pretty boring also, just studying for A&P final tomorrow
What kind of doggo do you want?
>>714903841
She's a beagle
I'm not set on what name she should have because I'm iffy on her given name
I feel you on the sleep
I could fix it but I always stay up too late
Have good work
>virgins have no idea what a vagina feels like
The fleshlight you installed to your anime body pillow doesn't count guys
>>714904172
I wouldn't be surprised if that attitude gets you fired. You put so much effort into your shitposting, you fail at everything else.
>>714904282
Good luck on the final.
A German Shepherd or a Great Dane.
>>714904275
he was attacked by a dog, I really fucking hate dogs
Last night I went to a canal where these strays used to bark and chase me when I would go for a run, I got one of them and killed it I was so mad
I live in the ghetto and there's a lot of strays :o
>>714904513
He can't get fired though. His daddy got him his job. No way he could write a normal sounding english application.
>>714904688
Shit man, I'm sorry to hear that.
Let's just hope he gets better.
>>714904693
You're probably right.
>>714904693
>he thinks my dad got me my job
>he uses the word daddy
>he says I can't write properly based on one spelling error
>he's doing this to defend this cartoon wife
Adorable :)
>>714904838
thank you for your concerns, I was crying most of yesterday and I even had a dream I was with him and everything was normal, I was so heartbroken when I woke up
>>714905044
Where are you from?
>>714904069
I'm sure he'll get better
>>714905044
>crying over an animal
>I live in the ghetto
No you don't. You wouldn't last a month where I grew up you soft fucking pussy. My family dog died and everybody was sad so i threw him in the ditch and let the maggots eat him. I loved the dog but it's an animal, get over it
>>714904574
Cute
>>714903364
Oh. That's it? Lol i thought they'll be more wording to it. Anyways, what's up?
>>714905150
Arizona :o
>>714905195
I hope
>>714905273
Not much.
>>714905329
He will
Remember kids,
Vegetables are the best food group,
Staying hydrated is the key to staying healthy
And if you aren't winning, you're losing.
And if you're losing, you're garbage.
>Minanon/Winner, checking in to avoid being responsible
>>714905368
>a fleshy tube
>tube
Japan really needs to take a few more of these so fat Americans can stop being infected with autism from their shitty cartoons
>>714904942
No, I base it on 3 mistakes and misused words you used. You clearly haven't read a book in a long time.
And like I mentioned in one of the previous thread...
I am sure you don't even know that there are some slightly different spellings for words like "color/colour"
I mean, for fucks sake, it's your native language and it's my second one, I don't even have native speaker level!
>>714905044
Don't worry. Shit always happens and I'm sure you'll be able to move on, no matter the outcome. Oreo would've wanted the same
>>714904897
Most likely even, you should've been there two threads earlier
>>714905220
>You wouldn't survive a month where I grew up
So you DO live in trailer trash.
the original yandere
>>714905466
Who did you used to claim?
>>714905476
What is your obsession with fleshy tubes?
>>714905542
>3
>typing this much damage control when I only read the first line
Aww, he's sticking up for an animated preteen that will never love him back :)
>>714905598
You said you think a vagina feels like a fleshy tube. Don't worry i bave the screen cap and will always use it against you.
>>714905476
The south is what really needs to be nuked.
>>714905368
Cute pic. Just chilling then?
>>714905643
You are one illiterate faggot who lost to a non native speaker in a battle of wits
Several times
>>714905542
I think I have a good idea on what happened. Makes sense why his job is offshore drilling.
>>714905714
I'm not a shitposter -_-
I just saw you say you claimed someone else yesterday and i wanted to know who
>>714905242
Thanks. I've grown fond of her.
>>714905329
Oh, I'm from Scotland, UK.
>>714905784
>lost
>he says I don't know that there are different spellings for certain words
>calls me out on spelling "realize"
>that's a valid spelling
>im more in shape than you
>more attractive than you
>have a hotter girlfriend than you
>last resort insults are based on typos and spelling errors
BAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>714905731
What a coincidence. I also took a screenshot of the same thing.
>>714906075
>screen capped his own post
When were you diagnosed with autism?
>>714905940
That wasn't directed at you, friend.
>>714906075
>>714906032
>>714905643
>>714905731
>>714905598
>>714905476
>>714905220
>>714905195
>>714905150
>>714905044
>>714904942
What the fuck is happening
I can't wait until this thread dies.
>>714906149
You screen cap your own posts all the time
>>714906240
Provide one example and I'll leave the threads forever
>>714906032
>thought realise is a wrong spelling
>not in a better shape than me mentally
>with eyebrows like these not even close to my looks
>that ugly alien?
>last resorts insults are greentexting assumptions
>>714906149
As I said before. Around the time I fucked your mom. You really need to pay more attention to this stuff.
>>714906296
>>714906296
>mentally
Fat fuck Kek. Go pull girls with your "mental fitness
>Eyebrows etc...
Post a pic of yourself or your claims go in the trash
>ugly alien
Post a pic of your girlfri--body pillow.
>last resort insults
Still based on spelling errors
>>714906292
I don't save them but you did it a few days ago and my waifu was in one. You also took one of you saying "they're pretend like it doesn't matter but they're going to /a/" and someone posting the /a/ link to a thread underneath it
>>714906217
>What the fuck is happening
Since you left, there's a new guy who came. He's a special case.
>the only other Pokewaifu in the thread is an idiot
>actually taking the bait
>mfw
>>714906678
Is it the hex maniac
or is it the other guy
or the other guy
>>714906672
Wasn't me. I know you've deluded yourself into thinking this isn't cringy but a lot of people on /b/ hate you faggots and shit post these virginity festivals
Just think right now there is a pissed off 250 pound neckbeard angrily typing a response to my post with his fat cheeto stained fingers HAHAHAHAH
>>714906737
Hey, I do my own thing. It may not be the smartest thing. But... okay you got me there.
>>714906781
Post proof it wasn't you then.
>a lot of people on /b/ hate you faggots and shit post these virginity festivals
Is that why you had to make threads trying to get people to spam here, only for them to say they just don't care?
>>714906551
>Fat fuck
Assumptions, I have average height and weight. Actually a really good looking body too since I have to walk 4 miles a day to the train station.
>Post pics of yourself or your claims go in the trash
I'm not going to get on that level to provide physical proof.
I have girls and gays masturbating to me
>Post pic of gf
I don't tie myself down with a useless relationship.
>still based on spelling errors
Yeah, I'm not even a native speaker and have a better sentence construction than you.
>>714906916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFtNVEbasOo
>>714906937
Post proof of a thread you said was from the other day? What are you rambling on about now you autist
>>714906937
See
>>714906916
>>714906737
The other guy.
>>714906985
>thrown in the trash
At least I can prove what I say HAHAHA, provide proof or you're a moot point and pic related
>>714906217I'm not a fan of the commotion.
I don't know, but
@714907198
>ignores all other points
This isn't even worth it anymore
>>714906937
>they
The only people that didn't agree with me, were people from THESE threads. There were just as many people agreeing with me
>>714907198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epodxlploBY
>>714907096
You asked me to prove it was you, i asked you to prove it wasn't you. And as always you completely ignore the rest of my reply. Just proving even more that i'm right
>>714907279
>he's so mad he's in tears
>he's so mad he won't properly link his bullies post number
Hahahahahahah
>>714907213
I don't know what happened there either.
>>714907413
I love how everyone in the pic was sent here from a Waifu thread because one of you kept linking it HAHAHAHAH. Show the people that were agreeing
Cirno claimu
>>714907516
Meant to link
>>714907356
>>714907356
Fucking Kek.
>>714907777
>>714907741
Yeah, what's up?
>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
>>714907775
fuck....
>>714907308
Funny thing is the person who said "how do i join /stopwaifu/" was me
>>714907516
Not everyone, there were more people in there than the waifu threads. But i will agree that most people there were from here
>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboardtttt
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
>>714907308
>lmao
>lmao
>/stopwaifu/ shit that you tried to force but never caught on
>cropping out the image.jpg filename even though everyone already knows you post the autism ribbon every thread
Pathetic attempt at samefagging, don't you have any self awareness?
>>714907823
>most of the people there were from here
Then your entire argument on this matter is invalid, you only included weaboo virgin Waifu claimers posts in the screenshot, completely biased. Of course they wouldn't agree.
>>714907914
>defending your cartoon wife
>>714907977
How is it my entire argument? You don't even know what my argument is
>tbh i don't either i just like talking to people since nobody ever talks to me
>>714908025
>defending your ego
This thread is shit
All I can do is complain
Guys there's only one thing to do
Let Daddy Image Limit take us to the great beyond
It's nothing short of miraculous that you neckbeards still reply to me. No matter what you say, or think, you're letting me win. You're allowing me to distract you from your Cartoon Marriage thread, as soon as I enter these threads. 90% of the content here is you guys arguing with me. I'm sure that's not what your intention on joining these threads is, but mine is to distract you. You're letting me do that. And I'm the stupid one. Fucking laughing my ass off as I realize this.
>>714907977
Did i say we were all defending it? Like i said, i was pretending to be against it and so was someone else i know. You have to REALISE/ REALIZE that not everyone here was defending it and not everyone there was for it
>>714908454
Well, you haven't really done any serious shitposting
>>714908398
I'm not sure how that would solve anything? He just continues.
Anyway, welcome to waifu. Have you claimed before?
>>714908506
>defending your animated preteen wife
>>714908454
Thanks for giving us something to talk about, these threads would be dead at this time if it wasn't for you. But didn't you say you were going to a birthday party?
>>714908454
You are here all day every day posting pictures of yourself, you aren't trolling.
>>714908636
Then why have several of you literally begged me to leave you alone? Kek, try harder virgin
>I'm losing the argument so I'm just going to point out the fact that I'm still getting replies
>>714908649
I don't even have a waifu
>>714908638
>have you claimed before?
Yep.
Like way back at the beginning of the year.
And then I left for four months
And here I am, heresy and all.
>>714908667
Uhh, me? No I was teasing the guy who said he was because he was lying about it in the first place. I love how intelligence is the only thing you people claim to have over me but it isn't even present. Fucking Kek, you're all not only ugly and fat as shit, you're also dumb as a sack of rocks. I'm the only one smart enough in these threads to have sex every night and have a real girlfriend instead of a cartoon/pillow one. Y'all are jealous as fuck and that's why you spend so much time damage controlling my posts
>>714908771
>Heresy
Leave right now and never come back!
I'm kidding of course. In that case welcome back. Who was your first waifu? Maybe I remember you
And what made you decide to come back?
>>714908735
>he acts as though he isn't a valid point
>he makes damn sure not to make it a direct reply
Okay now I'm really laughing
Prove me wrong, go the rest of the thread without replying to me. Directly or indirectly. Completely ignore every thing I say or I'm 100% right.
>>714909011
>>>/preschool/
>>714908927
>tl;dr
this is some serious damage control
>>714909011
Kind of like what you did here:
>>714908454
>>714908958
Shiragami Youko.
You were around when I left, I think.
And thank ya!
Came back last night because I had school shit to do, and needed entertainment.
>>714909025
Here's your (You), fam.
>>714909011
im just putting that out there lmao
I'll be posting a bit here before my internet gets cut out
>>714909011
Are you having fun here?
>>714909158
No, I have nothing to prove.
Prove me wrong. Go the rest of the thread without replying to me in any way shape or form or I'm 100% right. Autism compels you to reply and defend your precious cartoon lovers
>>714909158
(You)
>>714909356
>>714909229
Ah, yes, I remember you! Although faintly, just from your waifu.
>School shit to do
Just normal high school or college/university shit?
>>714909251
Welcome tsunyun
>they're trying so hard not to reply
Go ahead, get more cheeto stains on your keyboard you nasty virgins Kek
>>714909251
For how long?
>>714909437
Bye
I'm going to bed
buzzwords
>>714909535
(You)
>>714909481
Hello again Chara
>>714909609
Indirect reply spotted. I'm right
Neckbeards just lost to their bully HAHAHAHA
>>714909481
I'm a senior in high school, but I drop in on my friends' college classes occasionally.
>>714909550
>SPOTTED
HI SHIRO
>>714909481
Hey Chara
How was your weekend?
>>714909550
Not sure, could be 10 could be 30 min
You'll see it when I stop answering suddenly
>>714909586
Sweet dreams
>>714909656
my b
How is everyone doing?
Yui claimed
>autists can't control their autistic urge to defend their make believe wife for 5 SECONDS
im laughing too damn hard
>>714907787
You doubled it.
Ruined the effect.
But here, lemme fix that for you...
>>be me
k
>>22 year old virgin
yes
>>in my cold, dark basement
in my acceptably-lit bedroom
>>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
Not actually wanking at the PC, because that's gross. I do it in the shower. Also, it's more like ~4.5"
In addition, Cirno is not a preteen. She's over 60 y/o, but faeries are immortal.
>>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
Don't actually use my bed for anything but sleeping in. I also have no bedsheets. It's also not styled in any particular way. Looks like an army cot. Mattress, metal, some wood posts, and a few pillows.
>>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
Sadly I do not have a body pillow atm
>>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
I would not actually FUCK my body pillow if I had one, because that's gross and would get it dirty.
>>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
Size isn't actually wrong, but I do not wear diapers, because I'm not a massive queer-cunt manbabby. 40-42 size, though.
>>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
I'm under 240. Size 42 does not imply ~300+ lbs. This is a common misconception.
>>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
At worst, a spider or an ant might come to my computer, once in awhile. Definitely no roaches, and not often more than one. Seasonal, though, for the most, because I live almost innawoods.
>>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
I do not drink much soda at all, mostly flavoured water, and I certainly don't spit it at my screen. Moreover, I'm not so petty that I would laugh b/c someone has different tastes than me.
(cont.)
>>714909656
>>714909709
>>714909873
(You)
>>714909820
pretty good hbu
>>714909889
are we doing this now? ok.
>>714909820
Good
>>714909889
See this? This is pure, textbook damage control. Even the Waifu fags can see that. Just imagine if I would do something like this
>>714909634
Sup Kurisu?
How are you?
>>714909740
I'm guessing you want to study in university too then? What's your friend studying and what would you like to study?
>>714909764
It was nice. Was meeting a colleague and studied with him a bit for upcoming exams.
Tomorrow even more learning
>>714909740
Hi Winner. How's your day been so far?
>>714909820
I'm alright, kinda tired so gonna sleep soon
What about you?
>>714909999
>checked
that's cool, when are the exams
>>714903644
She could pass as a CVL maybe
>>714909889
>>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
Do not often have bugs, unless it's in-season, as stated before. Being near-to innawoods is a pain, though.
>>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
I don't often eat chicken tenders, in general. I VERY rarely drink Mt. Dew. And I brush my teeth and use mouthwash everyday.
Overall, your assessment was about 1.5/12
Very poor. Please try harder next time.
>>714909889
>
>>714909998
Not damage control, just someone triggered.
>>714909251
hug me yuno
>>714910205
Sorry, 2.5/13. I skipped the >be me part
Still, not really an improvement to your score.
>>714910251
I don't hug strangers
If you mean my waifu she only hugs me
>>714909740
>Senior
Small world. What are you planning to do when you get out. I'm probably enlisting in the Navy or Airforce
>>714909999
Nice quads, fam.
My friend is studying to be a historian.
I'm gonna go to comm. college for a few years, and go to a music school somewhere across the country.
>>714910068
Okay, at best. Accidentally slept in particularly late. Today's the day I catch up on a lot of work because I'm a bad student.
>>714910105
On Thursday Philosophy and on Saturday Professionality and School
>>714909999
Doing good, starting college in like a month.
>>714910405
>military
triggered
>>714910059
feet
>>714909981
>are we doing this now? ok.
>>714909998
>See this? This is pure, textbook damage control.
>>714910227
Nah, just needed a break to fuck around. Gonna get back to completing this Request for Proposal and Business Case Analysis for my Networking class.
>>714910587
Hey, btw Kurisu, are you the other programmer Kurisu, or a different one?
>>714910405
I wanted to be a military guy when I was a kid, like my father, and his before him. Turns out, my values don't line up with those of the military, and my crippling asthma would stand in the way of me getting in.
I'm gonna be a musician, and study music.
I want to make somebody feel something with my own sound, like everyone else I've ever listened to has for me.
>>714910534
Hmm... both don't sound too appealing to me, but eh, it's your choice, you should have fun in your life.
>>714910587
Nice, what are you going to study? Medicine?
Damn, this sure is boring as hell.
>>714910692
I'm actually Ayame
>>714910794
Going into soft/hardware development
>>714910534
>catch up on work
Have fun with that.
Boring on my side. I am here, with nothing to do today, it's something I can't explain.
>>714910692
What? A break?
>>714910356
I'm talking to you
hug me, please
>look at my finger
>>714910786
That's lovely actually. I hope you can do it and earn enough money from it. It's not going to be easy.
>>714910942
That sounds interesting. I wish you good luck with that.
>>714910850
>>714910942
Ah, ok, then.
Sorry, it just seems that guy disappeared after I told him how I think Thermodynamics applies on the Quantum Scale and electromagnetic shielding can be used to catalyze probabilistic collapse states, such that Perpetual Motion does not break the Laws of Conservation.
I wonder if he won a Nobel Prize yet with my incomplete online theory based off of a generator some guy built with dead batteries, magnets, and a bicycle wheel.
>>714910962
Yeah, I know, it's a fucking crazy concept, since there's no such thing as Not-Homework.
>>714910794
Oooh, what are you interested in, then?
What can I say, I enjoy music.
And I'm startling good at history, despite hating it.
>>714910962
I know exactly what you mean, actually.
>>714911158
>Earn enough money from it.
Therein lies the challenge.
>it's not going to be easy
I know, believe me.
I wish you well on whatever you plan to do.
>>714910165
Now I wonder what would her stats look like.
>>714911367
My main interest lies in Psychology. I'm studying to become a high school teacher now and thank god we teach Psychology in it. So I can actually study Psychology without the near impossible "best 500 of 4000 get in" entrance exam shit.
>Therein lies the challenge
It's never easy
>I wish you well on whatever you plan to do
Thank you, I'm trying to become a teacher.
>>714910786
You know you can be a musician in the military, so I wouldn't close that door entirely. I don't remember if asthma is a complete disqualifier so I'd check with the recruiter.
>>714911174
There's the pepperoni
>>714911421
Beats me. Probably middle to upper tier cause famous lol.
>>714911310
Doesn't seem like much of a break to me, you bitching on the thread. Breaks are supposed to relax you, they generally don't consist of getting bothered by a petty shitposter.
~Shiro
>>714911738
Oh hey last image get. That's a first in a while
>>714911951
>Breaks are supposed to relax you, they generally don't consist of getting bothered by a petty shitposter.
I don't understand. I wasn't bothered.
I guess, you could say, it's counter-shitposting?
Anyone make new thread?
~Cirno
new thread
>>714912771
>>714912570
on it
>Chara
