Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
Sameji claim'd
>>714912771
oh yeah, ofc
Cirno claimu
Winning as always, Minanon checking in.
>>714911724
Oh!
For the longest time I waned to be an English teacher. The nuances of this weird little language fascinate me.
>>714911738
Fascinating, but still not my thing.
Are you leaning more toward Navy or Airforce now?
Claimed at work. God is it boring.
カラミチーマス
Josuke claimed
I HAVE TO SAVE HER
Hello Graf-chan
>>714912901
Oh, aren't you from america though?
Also yeah, I believe teaching psychology is going to be a lot more fun than to actually analyze people and diagnose them
>>714913033
You can't
>>714912570
You had to prove him wrong on every point he made. Because you were bothered by the comments he made.
>>714912901
Air force at the moment. I always flip-flop a bit until I have to make the final call. >>714912819
A new 2hu
>>714912909
Chefbro
>>714912946
Bun
>>714913033
HURRY ANON
>>714912946
Arisu.
>>714912946
Arisu-chan
>>714912771
cucked
>>714913095
I am from America.
It just so happens all of my Eng. teachers were garbage, and that inspired me for some time to be a not-garbage English teacher.
I feel like teaching psychology would be a better time, as well.
>>714913131
Well, whatever ya choose, I hope you're doing what you want.
>>714912909
How does restaurant work ever get boring?
Faggots
>>714912819
Oh, a Yuuka.
Welcome to waifu
>>714913406
Ah, I see. Yeah, I can totally understand that.
>I feel like teaching psychology would be a better time as well
Depends on the students, but yeah, I think so too.
A R I SU
R I S U
I S U
S U
U
>>714913606
I've been here for a long while now, but thank you.
>
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>714913606
Yuuka's been here for like at least a week or 2 posting and lurking longer.
>>714913490
Why are you guys obsessed with those feet?
>>714913771
It's only a few members and a forced "meme"
Just ignore it.
>>714913636
>that thumbnail
w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
>>714913643
>RIP Chara
>>714913725
Prove you're really the Syndra I think you are.
>>714913771
>Missing the joke
I was like you once, fam.
Many months ago.
>>714913636
The fuck man
>>714913771
Their fucking disgusting
I have no idea whats going on here
>>714913857
It's called a dual-png
I can make them too, but they're annoying and take a while
>>714913898
>>714913857
THUMBNAIL GOT SWAPPED
ARISU IS MINE, JOSUKE.
DO NOT FORGET THAT
>>714913898
Jojo suck a dick mate
>>714913956
No, it was a thumbnail swap due to posting at the exact same millisecond as someone else.
>>714913857
are you a heretic or new?
>>714913956
On 4chan, when two users post images at the same time, like the EXACT same time, their images are swapped. In some FB fap thread there is probably the correct thumbnail.
>>714913695
Anytime.
>>714913744
Welp, I guess I missed Yuuka all the time then.
>>714913857
>RIP Chara
My thread... was too slow...
RIP
Why did they even save it though?
>>714913857
>>714914044
>>714914059
Oh, I just assumed, b/c it WAS a .png.
That is also true, though
>>714914070
it's possible
>>714913956
Now I MUST LEARN
>>714913983
>thumbnail got swapped
No, sure, I believe you.
Really, I do.
>>714914057
Heretic.
>>714914070
I don't know.
Shitposting is shitposting, and it runs rampant here.
see
>>714914219
>>714914092
>>714913983
No man, Alice is my bby xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>714914260
Yeah its 4chan being cancer. Just like this thread ATM really.
>>714914260
mind telling me then who you were claiming before so i might recognize you?
https://youtu.be/_Q6Str9aDmw
>>714914208
Nothing is impossible!
>>714914260
I just deleted the link after a few seconds. Happens regularly
>>714914342
>implying /waifu/ not always cancer
Wait until it hits you.
>>714914376
Shiragami Youko.
People just called me winner though.
I was waiting for you to tell me to kill myself or something.
Can't wait until I stop having the 'heretic' conversation.
>>714914342
You're going to die in your sleep tonight for saying that.
>>714913117
No, I don't have to be BOTHERED to do that. I'm argumentative in general.
There's not much more relaxing than shitting on someone's argument for the lulz, esp if I disagree with them.
But, since this was just bullshit, I just wanted to see him respond like a tard.
If it was politics or religion, I might have gotten an even better rise from it.
This was just a few keks.
>>714914260
Yeah, you can probably find out in some thread, or look it up, but since "dual-png" is sort of an informal name, it might be hard to find the instructions
Here... lemme see if I can find them
>>714914508
Who did you claim before?
>>714914664
MEGALUrk
>>714914589
1) Load 2 pics
2) Top pic is thumbnail; bottom is hidden
3) Top pic: image>levels>Upper at 210
4) Bottom pic: image>levels>Lower at 214
5) Mask top layer, Fill, Pattern, 2x2 pattern (LRdLR: WWWB)
6) Combine Layers
7) Save as png, interlaced
8) Tweakpng.exe
9) Add gAMA
10) gAMA to 0.023
11) Delete/remove iCCP and sRGB
12) Save
This is the hyper-shortened version telling you EXACTLY what to do.
I have 4 pictures as well, if this isn't clear
Here's an example I made.
~Cirno
>>714913131
He~re~tic~
>>714913406
I just spent 10 minutes wiping down a wall. Thats how it gets boring.
>>714914691
>sosij
>>714914664
Pepperoni
>>714914776
wow was that wine fox actually in the movie
>>714914802
>being this new
>>714914508
>Shiragami Youko
noted
>I was waiting for you to tell me to kill myself or something.
I'm sure plenty of people or doing that. And my efforts would be in vain.
>Can't wait until I stop having the 'heretic' conversation.
Can't stop it once you start it. And you've started it.
>>714914528
>>714914776
These are making me kek.
>>714914802
Oh hey Ruby
>W-Ehy say it like that
>>714914628
see
>>714914508
>>714914801
Saaaaaved.
This is clear enough.
>>714914802
Oh. RIP Rory.
>>714914897
>can't stop it once you've started it
I've started it like eight times, does that count?
>>714915049
>I've started it like eight times, does that count?
mind making a chronological list for me?
>>714914802
Everyone is a newfag today, Rory
>>714914589
>since this was just bullshit
People type up bullshit on the internet. You should get used to it.
You're the one who responded like a tard.
>>714915049
yup, glad to help
>>714915154
I don't mean switching waifus, I mean the conversation.
I've only had two waifus.
Three, if you count my pepper-waifu shitposting adventures.
Do we have like a discord or any messanger app that everyone is in? Because i cant talk to anyone on here because of the 23.jpgs
>>714915012
>ruby
>reeeee etc
Because I can
>>714915191
Everyone is also a heretic.
>>714915313
Both the replies were to me
>>714915229
>People type up bullshit on the internet. You should get used to it.
I am, and it's funny to react to sometimes.
>You're the one who responded like a tard.
Well, I'm an Aspie, so I mean /I/ thought my response was amusing. It didn't even occur to me at first people would think I was triggered or anything.
I just expected a roundabout argument to occur.
>>714915395
I have one, but I've never seen you before today. I normally wait until I have an idea about a person before inviting them. At least a little
I'll ask what the Council thinks, though
>>714915395
>HEY GISE IM NEW HERE WERES DE DISCORDS
>>714915292
Well you've started the heresy and started talking about it to me. I had no intention of talking about it beyond who you were before.
>>714915544
fuck it swapped....
that wasn't my image
>>714915395
>HEY BOIISSS I WANT TO SUCK DICKS ON DISCORDD
>>714915619
>>714915544
Oh haha, lol.
Claim
>>714915879
-hug-
>>714915494
But that's the way Ruby anon said it
>>714915954
*Hug back*
>>714915395
Sorry, that one will be a no.
I heard some things.
>>714916129
-love-
>>714915593
Idinahui, edgelord
>Seras claimed
>>714916327
cyka blyat
but why edgelord?
>>714916528
Syndra is an edgelord
>>714916777
Godspeed.
QOTT:
Why is your waifu inferior to mine?
>Because mine is a winner
>>714916910
My waifu only fails at sucking as bad as yours. So, I guess she lost there.
Otherwise, she's the STRONGEST!
XDdddd
>>714917022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T18dEGkbIhQ
>>714916910
>
>>714917111
STRONGET!!!
>>714916910
The only winner I know is Shiragami
>>714915970
It seemed fitting
>>714916910
>why is my waifu a shit
Fixed it for you
>>714916809
Help me Chen. What can I do so I cant be bored at work. Very open kitchen.
>>714916777
>Syndra is an edgelord.
Good thing I'm not Syndra then...
>>714916910
>Why is your waifu inferior to mine?
>Because mine is a winner
>winner
She gets beaten by 50% of boys aged 7-13. I wouldn't call such a person a winner.
-phone rings-
Who might it be?
>>714916160
*Loves*
I just cleaned my screen and i realised there are loads of dead pixels
>>714917288
>88
Hitler it seems.
>>714917022
xDDDDddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>I can shitpost better than you, fam
>>714917116
Who's that :^)
>triggered
>>714917188
>Why ur waifu a shit
fify
>>714917236
>I'm a winner
>Therefore, waifu a winner
>Therefore, you're not a winner
>Therefore, your waifu not a winner
>>714917310
>Update
Dead pixels you say?
>>714917480
Yes
>>714917652
-phone rings-
Answer it.
>>714917188
Ah, this is where I shine like a sun.
You should either listen to some new album you never did before, which might work.
Everything Everything-Got to heaven is pretty energic
Or make a new recipe, your own recipe, I would fucking do that for days
Maybe download some book and read it online, I dunno, The Idiot got my attention lately, is a nice book, too
Maybe start talking with some girl you like? Call a good friend and tell him to come over for a beer, or just to talk?
Or maybe start browsing others boards intead of staying in this shithole.
Or, much better, read Romantically Apocaliptic, Mushishi, Girl on the shore, Tower of God ( is really enjoyable ), or some other manga you want.
Whatever sinks your boat.
>>714917652
-bends you over-
>>714917730
Hi
>>714917789
*Answers it*
>>714917891
no
>>714917472
You're forgetting the #1 rule of /spike/ my friend.
>>714917816
I would love to do most of that, but the reading, listening to music and talking to people is out as Im on the clock in a very open kitchen. Unless Im slav squatting people can see me. Other boards might be a good idea though.
>>714918162
-now ask if this is 'Yoshikage Kira"
>>714918294
Do a slav squat for me.
Хорошо.
>>714918162
-tilts you sideways-
>>714918162
hi muffin
>>714917472
>>I can shitpost better than you, fam
Not when you can't program
>>714918294
>implying Papa Spiegel didn't fucking abandon us all
>Papa Spiegel's Tough Love™ shines through again
>>714918589
Christ,
I surrender.
>>714917472
>>714918589
>People competing in shitposting
That's just sad.
>>714918294
This thread is too obsolote
Anyway I'm out. Godspeed.
Chara asleep?
I'm gonna call a real life 3DPD girl here in an hour for "anime and chill."
Wish me luck or your waifu folder will be deleted in your sleep.
>>714919187
i'm making him watch the office
>>714919204
Lmaoing at your life, nerd
>>714919250
let him know I say hi
nice series
too bad they dropped the ball on the last seasons
>>714919204
HERESY!!!!!!!
ok, now back to homework
>>714919187
>>714919405
So, no, I'm not yet asleep
>>714919405
will do
at least they realised it was going to drop off a cliff and killed it before it got embarrassing
Does anyone else play vns.
vns are the superior media form.
>>714919525
I thought the last seasons were OK
They weren't spectacular or anything
But they were alright imo
The only reason people give them shit is because the first seasons are clearly way better.
Objectively, though, they're okay
>>714918883
Godspeed. Hope you enjoyed that 16 year old.
>>714918456
Yep, can still do it.
>>714918611
You're forgetting his most important lesson.
>>714919485
good to know , hope you enjoy that series and please post it
>>714919525
yea
Dwight was a pretty cool character
fuck that smug fucker and the college fagg, only thing good he did was play country roads on banjo .
>>714919928
Well, I just started a few minutes ago. So... I feel sorry for Pam right now and Michaels cringe is putting me on a test right now.
How are you my dear?
>>714918316
*Isa this Yoshikage Kira?
>>714918467
no
>>714918471
Hey
>>714919707
I do
>>714919741
for sure, 8 and 9 were pretty rough, but the first 7 were pure could
>>714919928
andy, yea, i can't stand ed helms, like, as a person, he sucks
>>714919204
I only have 37 images so i can just download them again and i have multiple backups
>>714920148
hi muffin how you doing?
this is the gayest fucking dumb shit i have ever seen. gtfo /b/
i want to tell my friends about this place but i cant cause im too embarrassed by this shit. i hope you know you are killing /b/
>>714920148
You fell for it!
Bite za Dusto!
>>714920114
you better hang in there he gets worse, but not a bad character after all.
doing well , having some hot coffee
and that is a nice image too, wonder if it'd tickle in there too
>>714920270
I just liked that he played the banjo , that is all
>>714920420
>waifu threads
>just /b/ros talking
>gayer than trap, fur, shota, etc.
>embarrassed by other people
>not being a sociopath
fucking normies get outREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714920481
That's the wrong Kira for Bites za dusto
no one around and hot dog?
>>714920344
Good i guess but i have nothing to do. Wby?
>>714920481
I don't get it
>>714920344
>>714920723
That means i'm bored
>>714920652
Well, I'll hang in there for Sameji and you.
Nice, tomorrow I... I actually can't sleep in, fuck
>I wonder if it'd tickle in there too
Considering I can tickle myself just by stroking my tongue with a finger...
Yes, yes it would
>>714920723
yeah I'm also bored, and considerably tired already.
I just slav squatted above a hot grill to wipe clean a filthy grease wall. AMA.
>>714920420
>filename
you have to go back summer shit stain
>>714921001
do you hate yourself yet?
>>714920723
Time has went back to when we first met.
That is Yoshikage's stand power, Bites The Dust
-I knock on the door-
>>714920696
That was part of the joke of going back.
>>714921001
Nicely done. How many more filthy greasy walls remain?
>>714920985
Ran out of stuff to do, Akame?
>>714921114
No. I get to sit down for a short while because I had my entire body in the hottest part of the kitchen for 10 minutes.
>>714921232
None. The rest are filthy tile dishwasher splashback walls.
>>714920929
If you hate it you can drop it ,I don't mind
more tests tomorrow?
that sounds hot. I tried it and nothing happened
>>714921232
Didn't have stuff to do in the first place.
how are you houkie?
>>714921391
But it's supposed to be really funny
Also it's nice to know the characters I always see on meme sites
>More tests tomorrow?
Nope, just a learn group
It's annoying, even though I'm ticklish as hell and I dislike it.
I'm leaving for now, fam.
Be back later.
Keep on winning.
>>714921586
Haha, both a good and bad problem to have. Been pretty busy today, dinner's on the stove and I got all the Christmas tree/lights/decor stuff out of the way now, so it's almost time to kick back and enjoy the food before the football game.
>>714921321
God bless the dish pit, it's where I made my living in my first real restaurant job.
>>714920985
I'm tired aswell but i can't sleep
>>714921175
*Ignores the door*
>>714921697
it is if you can handle how slow it develops and learn about them
learn group , so just hang out and sleep?
sounds fun maybe if the right person did it, in the right spots.
>>714921958
Its a very open everything. People can see the dishpit. And the now clean wall.
I offered my services to the cleaner gods when I cleaned my local butcher shop 3 times a week for 11 an hour.
>>714922140
>YoshYoshYoshYoshYoshYoshYoshYosh
I loved Pure Pure Pleiades
>>714922140
I watched one too many animes so I think I'll take slow and steady over fast and half hearted anytime.
>So just hang out and sleep?
More like hang out and cram
>If the right person did it, in the right spots
Tickling? I highly doubt it, but maybe I haven't met the right person yet.
>>714921958
Think the Giants can bounce back from their loss to the Steelers?
>>714921958
What game is coming up?
I watched the Packers win earlier
>>714921985
what's keeping you up?
