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Yo yo yo, what is up my dudes?
>>714848481
Not much.
>>714848481
Ayy, nothin much. How about you?
Can we have a sticky, sexy gals edition?
>>714848551
>>714848560
That's fun, that's fun. I'm here because it's been too long since I've been here, like 3 days. This is the highlight of my internet surfing
>>714848658
Noice. Sfur is always the best finale to internet surfing.
>>714848481
Not much
>>714848742
Not bad, brah. Not bad.
>>714848776
I like to keep it light
I'm never more than 5 min from my car or dorm so
>>714848711
Aye, best way to end a day. Especially before you go to sleep in the early morning
Please post delightful cum everywhere
>>714848843
>>714848822
Oh, makes sense. I don't carry anything unless I'm out and about, but living in a somewhat rural area, the closest store is 15 minutes away.
>>714848979
I want to box with her.
>>714848898
Yeah that makes sense
I still don't understand the fucking comb
>>714848897
My hero.
>>714849057
What's there to not understand? I have long hair that I need to brush often to keep pretty.
>>714849006
How about her?
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>>714849129
I never use comb from now on, fearing my hair would be straight as hell.
>>714849129
I just, why so fucking big?
I don't think i've combed/brushed my hair in years
>>714849214
Not muscular enough. I don't want to break her in half.
Mine is curly as fuck. I hate it.
>>714849215
I need a wide-tooth comb because my hair is very curly and frizzy, and tangles very easy because it's so thin. My hair takes a lot of maintenance, so I need a comb. Brushes fuck it up and make it frizzy as hell.
I bet none of you faggots have thrown a live grenade
Most of my EDC.
Things not shown are my pistol, my lock pics, and my phone.
>>714849431
Nope. But contrary to popular belief, you can get one here if you fill out a form 4 and your local police department says your allowed to have one after a background check.
>>714849365
man fuck that, I would hate having hair like that
>>714849431
nope, because i'm not in the military, and they're not commercially available.
>>714849431
Thrown a flashbang and a home made irritant gas grenade. Never a proper explosive one.
>>714849215
My hair is a bit longer then his.
I brush mine when I get up in the morning, when I get home from work and before I go to bed.
>>714849489
Cute pupper!!
You clip your nails everyday?
Not bad though, +1 for carrying picks
>>714849489
Doggo!
Also nice EDC.
>>714849510
It's a nightmare. I have to keep it tied back for a few hours after I take a shower because it gets reeeeally fucking curly and frizzy and tangled if I don't.
>>714849431
Nope, I'd rather not blow myself up by accident.
>>714849489
Does this include doggo?
>>714849601
>My hair is a bit longer then his.
Hmph. I wish mine was straight and down to my ass. It is much longer when straight though, just above my bellybutton.
>>714849639
>Does this include doggo?
Really nigga? This is Gerald we're talking about.
>>714849617
No, but they are useful for other stuff. and useful when you do need them.
>>714849601
fuck that. I would hate that
You guys are like vikings with your long ass hair
>>714849632
Euigh. I have the bad habit of showering right before bed. I bet if you did that you'd die
>>714849639
Actually, yes.
both of my gsd are always with me when I'm not at work.
>>714849767
Yeah I guess I could see that
>>714849786
I shower usually at about 9PM. Luckily my schedule is fucked (never thought I'd say that) so I don't have to worry about it.
>>714849786
Yeah but they don't have magnificent beards like myself.
>>714849751
I havent cut mine in at least 15 years.
it's a bit wavy, but not curly.
>>714849751
I know, I was making a joke.
>>714849817
Coolio.
>>714849851
dash and his ever evolving, inconsistent sleep patterns
speaking of which, isn't it almost 3-4 where you are?
>>714849911
I keep mine between 3/4 and 1 inch.
>>714849911
Man, I can't grow any fucking facial hair.
I guess I ain't done with puberty yet or something
>>714849916
Fucking jealous. Wavy hair is best. I bet your hair is nicer than mine too :(
>>714849959
Yep. I also eat breakfast at 4, right before I go to bed.
>>714849489
Is that a firing pin or a sad excuse for a screwdriver?
>>714850020
Same
>>714850072
reduced head philips screwdriver bit.
I prefer them to the full size.
>>714850067
fuck man, time for breakfast then
I would pull off the viking look if I could, but I know I never will
>>714850067
>eat breakfast at 4
11pm to 2pm, usually.
dash
>>714850020
Had mine cut off a while ago because the barber was a retard and mistook trim it back to match my hair for cut the whole damn thing off.
It's been a month and a bit and it's about an inch so far.
>>714850142
you could have saved yourself some face and just said it was a firing pin
>>714850182
I can't pull off the viking look, but I can pull off the dwarf look. Well, if I perma-bulked and could grow a beard.
>>714850218
Naw, I wouldn't do that.
>>714850142
makes your fingers stronk
>>714850218
Who in the fuck just carries around a firing pin?
hey dash
>>714850357
I carry around a ram stick
>>714850334
dwarfs are cool too
>>714850470
plz no
>>714850527
it is a key to my memory
is dash here
>>714848392
Ed .. Edu .. ardo
>>714850615
>>714850649
Cute!
I wish it didn't have the writing on it.
>>714850719
really cute/10 would cuddle and yiff.
>>714850615
That is so fucking terrible I can't help but laugh.
>>714848392
Not into this, but that thing looks like the god damn hybrid creature from fullmetal alchemist... The daddy scene, creepy shit.
>>714850615
Why?
>>714850963
Why not?
It's really no different from any other random object key ring dangler.
>>714850776
Female dogs othervise urinate.
>>714850740
nothing a little shitty photoshop can't fix
>>714851068
I know, but in this case, it's pretty damn sad.
>>714850776
I agree with this
>>714851095
Wow!
Awesome!
>>714850963
I found some goon on craigslist giving away ancient ram sticks so I nabbed a few. One of them had drill holes pre-done in the PCB so all I had to do was put a ring through it, and then attach it to my wallet.
It symbolises that all the things in my wallet are merely temporary - Cash goes in and out, the cards inside are utilised from time to time, and will be eventually replaced or expired.
And volatile as well - When I die, all the items in my wallet cease to be useful. They'll be wiped away along with my existence.
>>714851072
Are you meaning they dont do that?
I've had females that do that.
>>714851138
Why?
>>714851095
fuck I missed an entire letter
>>714851172
That's some deep shit, bro. I like it.
>>714851200
>>714851172
This is why.
>>714851172
that's deep chuvak
>>714849431
I have. Military police tech school training.
>>714851259
Because it has symbolic meaning to him?
I expect that describes most anything attached to anyone's keyring.
alright I'm going to bed
see yall later!
>>714851415
Later Mer Artyom.
>>714851415
Night, dude. Sleep well.
>>714851387
Not me, I just have keys. That's all.
>>714851415
Nighty night. Arty.
>>714851471
I don't have any keys so I have no need for a keyring, but I wear a Celtic cross to honor my Irish heritage. That's about as close as I have.
>>714851215
Nice feet.
>>714851621
That's cool, to me what matters is a lasting legacy, something that is everlasting doesn't need any physical object or material possession to represent what I did. I just want to be remembered by many, is all.
>>714851831
Fair enough. I just like Celtic shit really, and want to embrace my heritage more. I'd even consider moving to Ireland.
>>714851939
That'd be cool.
>>714852023
Yep. I definitely want to learn more about Celtic and Gaelic culture, and even want to learn the Gaelic language. My dad has two Irish hand-and-a-half swords too. We Irish as fuck, and I love it.
>>714852149
That's pretty neat, I wish I could do the same but you know awful my "motherland" is. Shootings, blood, drugs and corruption aren't my thing. Hell, I have no motherland. I just have myself to believe in and the people close to me.
>>714852149
I'm scottish Gaelic. Been to my Homeland once, although I'd rather go back to Germany where I was on my exchange.
>>714852307
You just have to find the right kind of culture. Maybe join a mariachi band.
Kek, nah, I'm just kidding.
But seriously, I think that paying respect to ones elders, and honoring their heritage is a great faith without the religious stuff. It's a good guideline to life. I'm even going to use it to make Irish Gallowglass arms and armor, like a hand-and-a-half and a Claymore, and chainmail. I believe that faith is very important myself, though not necessarily the Abrahamic religions. Rather, the religion of one's true ancestors, like Celtic paganism in my case.
>>714852415
Hell ya, lad. I can tell just by glarin' at ye.
>>714852689
Eh, that's ok. But respecting the past by being part of it isn't my thing, I'd rather be part of the future, that way I find my way to mold it, one way or another.
>>714852829
Fair enough. I guess it isn't for everyone.
My mom thinks everything on Facebook and Youtube is true and uses it to prove that apocalypse is in 3 years
sigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-olKgLQEfk
Probably believes this shit.
>>714853625
You'll be old enough to move out soon.
>>714853625
Sadly, my mother believes everything she sees in YT. This is why I didn't want her to know how to use a computer or a phone, she's a gullible as stubborn.
>>714853715
I want to request long periods of confinement in camp to get away from this bullshit.
I'm not supposed to move out until marriage. Nobody on this island is. And I'll never get married.
>>714853810
Stuck there at 30, then?
>>714851088
Is this her?
Most people do everything they can to avoid SOL.
I almost requested it a few days ago.
Perhaps I can give myself my own unofficial SOL by crashing at Mike's place. I can live on my own. I don't need money. I have enough cash in my possession to get me through the next 3 months assuming the army still gives me food.
I just need detergent. I can stash my laptop at his place and use his internet. No eGPU tho, so no games.
I'll just say I got posted to a commando unit and have to stay together with them for their 4-month confinements' training, even though I'm a storeman.
What's she going to do? Call the police?
>>714854345
Indeed it is.
SOL, by the way, stands for Stoppage of Leaves. It's a formal disciplinary action - The punishee just doesn't leave camp for the duration of the SOL, which usually goes for anywhere between a week to several.
i want to fuck a cat
