Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Tachanka is our lord and savior
>Most importantly, have fun!
Hamakaze claimed
>>714611206 (Koumefag)
that sucks, what's your plan for the engine/car?
>>714611470 (Juvia)
>fixing a muffler problem
just lop it off m8
>Sameji claim'd
still here
One time my mom overheard me moaning in my room whilst I was masturbating and she made fun of me during our rides to school
Thanks Mods
Welp, that came outta nowhere.
>>714611820
This time of year for me is always busy as heck with work and RL, but I have a week off leading up to the holiday, so I plan on using it to catch up on some vidya. As you get older, you quickly find out that the era of the eternal backlog is real.
https://youtu.be/gPgv5WDT6s0
quick lewd koume for the steal.....wtf to the last one? damn lewd koumes
>>714612115
Sounds rough, at least you have that week off soon
>>714612035
Isn't humiliation a turn on?
>>714612302
I'm starting to have a crush on her.
>>714612224
USAGI GA NIGETERU
Still here as well.
Random thread 404ing...
Just like old times and I don't mean that in a good way.
>>714611903
Not entirely sure tbh. Gonna get the motor build finished, probably not gonna get a bigger turbo because 2 liter 4 banger (and don't talk about the shit Evo owners do because they blow motors like mad). Gonna stick with the S15 T28 turbo, maybe dial up the boost a bit once I can tune the ECU properly.
Maybe sell it after a while, tbh. Know a friend of mine who's been wanting to do an RB25/2JZ swapped S13/S14 for a while now.
>>714612302
ayy I still never actually claim shit, so whatever.
>>714612503
Best part
>>714612599
The only reason I still watch it
>>714612449
yes but not with my mom while she's driving me to school :o
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>714611903
Basically. Oh and i need to fix something with my power steering, not for sure what it is yet though.
>>714612035
Damn that must've been hard for you
>also hello
>>714612073
Oh those mods
Time to try again
>>714612714
the only thing hard was me :o
>>714612556
nah, i don't blame you, i'm gunna turbo mine eventually, but i don't plan on pushing more than a couple psi, it's still a daily and last thing i wanna do is blow the engine
hm, sounds like fun, any plan on what you might pick up if you do sell it?
>>714612714
what're you driving?
>>714612448
It's not too bad since work settles down after the New Year for a bit. On the flip side, it's part of what I signed up for, so I don't complain too much. How about you, any upcoming time off?
>>714612762
Hope this time's a success. 'Night.
>>714612035
You moan while you masturbate? That's cute.
:O
>>714612714
>
Well, I finally bought the figure I had been saying I'd buy for the last month. Now to just wait a month.
>>714613159
mostly when I finger myself but yeah it gets me turned on :o
>>714613081
What do you do for a living?
Yeah got two weeks of school soonnl.
>>714613292
Kinky.
:O
Hello all!
>>714612449
she is a cutie for sure. but sadly i dont play the games shes mostly in. so its rather unrewarding in some aspects. but not due to lack of cuteness
>>714612556
indeed. there is enough lovely koume to go around for everyone. i shall share an old picture but the first one i saw that made me say "this is her."
>>714613429
Middle management at a local health department, in a nutshell it's equal part kitchen inspections and mosquito control efforts. Zika was the hot topic in the DFW area this year. Two years ago it was the ebola scare.
my waifu
Saya is loved and claimed by I~~
>>714613292
>mostly when I finger myself
wew lad
Evening /waifu/
Genital Jousting looks fun!
>>714612922
>dubs
You never change do you?
>>714613043
An 07' Monte Carlo, you?
>>714613159
Hugs from Yui will always be accepted and returned
>
>>714614173
Hello Levy
>Juvia
>>714614100
Hello there
>>714613694
Fuck off
>>714614199
Always?
>>714614100
A cute.
>>714613043
Those boxer engines don't like too much boost on stock internals anyways, otherwise problems will start to develop and oh look you're burning up oil, losing compression, and there's traces of metal shavings in your oil pan. Have fun~
Leaning more towards an NA or NB Miata at this point. Flyin' Miata turbo kits exist and are basically bolt-on S15 turbos and custom Megasquirt ECU's (though, I prefer Haltech personally). Plus, the NA Miata's are pretty cute with those pop up headlights and all.
>>714614100
Hey, my favorite catboy is here! How are you, Felix?
>>714613706
Sound interesting enough. Anything interesting going on?
>>714613764
Not anymore...
>>714614264
Hi Juvia!
Claiming this perfect yangire psychopath that no one can compare to.
Yandere is so elementary school.
waifu hour
http://stream.dob.jp
>>714614199
2015 BRZ, how are you having issues already on an '07?
>>714614632
yea, like i said, just a couple psi, i'd be happy getting 250bhp from it, i mostly just want the sound and the dumbass stock exhaust off the fucker
can't go wrong with an NA MX5 https://youtu.be/kp1kuo6xkbE?t=49s
>>714613596
>>714614749
Someone was diagnosed with brucellosis after buying Mexican cheese from an illegal vendor at a weekend bazaar. I'd put money on it being made from raw milk of an infected animal.
They didn't want to give the epidemiology folks the detailed information from their source though. Other times, the complainant screams bloody murder and wants you to wipe the business off the face of the earth. After some conversation, they slip up and tell you that it was more about the customer service versus the actual food being bad.
More recently there were a couple of overturned freight trucks full of food, roadside cleanup and disposal is always fun.
Time for me to sleep though, good catching up with you for a bit. Take care.
>>714614326
Hey. what's up?
>>714614632
Ay, my third favorite person on here that I've never really talked to much before.
I'm good, not really doing anything right now. What about you?
>>714615316
You couldn't write anymore?
>>714614326
hug me yuno
>>714615316
You too goodnight
>>714614450
A L W A Y S
>
>>714614890
How have you been?
>>714615098
Idk, it has. 108,000 miles on it. But i don't know a ton about cars so i couldn't tell you
>>714615364
About to grill some sasauges in the cold, I'm still hungry
>>714615098
Aftermarket exhausts are always nice, though be careful around cops seeing as some places don't allow them.
>Another RCR fan!
I'd probably break the headlight motors doing that tbh... Reason I didn't get an S13, or at least an S13 with a stock USDM front end. The JDM Silvia front end would have been find though.
>>714615364
Boring day, and just waiting on car and PC parts. Not much else, tbh. Just kind of a boring day.
Today in the hallway I got approached by a group of girls. One of them timidly said hi (and nothing else) and her friends giggled and she was blushing.
Could this mean she likes me?
Adashino benio
>>714615625
Ups and downs you know? I'm alright now!
What about you?
>>714615625
seems low for that car from that year, you been the only owner?
>>714615823
the stock exhaust on the BRZ/FRS/GT86 is some bullshit, there's some noise laws in certain areas of this state, but most of what i've seen is keep it cat'd and not stupidly loud and you're fine
>yay, i'm not the only one
my granparents have both a 200sx and a 300z with the pop-ups, i want them real bad
>>714615964
either that or her friends dared her to say hi to the class weirdo, but stay positive
>>714611660
>>714615643
I don't like sausage all that much to be honest.
>>714615823
It was a pretty boring day for me too, didn't have school today since there was ice on the roads
>>714616332
>stock exhaust on the BRZ/FRS/GT86 is some bullshit
Understatement of the last 5 years
>200SX
Okay, where in the world are you, and what year model is it?
I only ask because there was a car in the US market that Nissan called the 200SX but in reality it was based on a 1.6L transverse mounted NA engine on the FWD B14 chassis and not an ACTUAL S Chassis. And for a while when I was younger, I owned one as my daily beater until I saved up enough to buy my uncle's S14 240SX off of him.
And yes, I know there was a trim package for the 2.0L SR20DE, but it's still NA and still understeers like a bitch.
>>714616584
I had class in the morning, but all I was doing was studying for finals.
>>714616878
>no pic
Welp, this is a sign that I've been up for too long...
>>714616332
I'm not a wierdo though.
I'm the class clown. I'm savage as fuck m8. But I make really edgy jokes.
One time I made a joke about this black kid in one my classes not knowing his dad because he was calling my retarded. Also every time I make a joke around her she smiles and laughs.
Well we only have marching band practice together. She plays the alto sax and she's spanish
>>714615250
Rude!
>>714616514
Is she ok?
hullo
>>714617354
cute :3
>>714616514
That's it? Post more.
>>714616878
I mean look at this shit, whose idea was this? i want names so i can break some kneecaps
minnesota, they're both the USDM versions, nissan has so many models from that era between JDM and USDM, it's hard to keep it all straight. The 300z is a Z31 of the '83-'89 run with the 5 speed manual and the 3 litre v6, the 200sx is an S12 from the '84-'86 design, i'm pretty sure it has the naturally aspirated engine, i don't remember if it's the straight 4 or the v6 though, 5 speed manual as well
>>714617061
probably likes you then, start talking to her, get to be her friend and see how she feels and whatnot
>Sameji
>>714616878
I probably have school tomorrow since it's supposed to be nicer
Don't really wanna go though because i just want to fucking sleep
>>714618375
What are you studying?
>>714616584
I didn't think i would like them, being a picky eater but goddamn do I love these
>50 captcha's later
>>714617895
The designers at Subaru. And yes, even the Toyota version still has the Subaru exhaust setup.
On the bright side, the aftermarket for those cars is massive, so getting a full exhaust system isn't going to be too difficult.
S12 actually IS a proper S chassis then. Good. Don't get the B14 one... Ever... And yeah, it's a 4 banger, like all other S chassis cars. Though, that model was before the SR20 series was even a released to the public. IIRC it was a CA20 or some other 2 liter NA 4 banger from Nissan.
>>714618375
I get what you mean. My Saturday is like that, only instead of school it's work and I'm doing a double shift, followed by a Christmas party being hosted by my father's company that I have to go to because working class Americans and corporate ties and so much bullshit I really don't wanna take care of but unfortunately I have to.
>>714618854
>baby's first yandere waifu
>>714619302
Literally who are you?
>>714619302
/thread
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>714618861
yea, i know it does, got in an argument with the scion guy at the last car show about it, but he gave me some scion swag, so all was forgiven. i've seen one other brz around here, but i run into the frs' all the time, have to stop myself from yelling that they've bought the wrong car
yea, it's rwd, it was my mum's car after high school (and apparently technically still is hers but it's in my grandparents garage?) and my grandpa made her switch to a fwd car in winter because snow. neither of the cars run right now though, i need to go help my grandpa get them working one of these days
>>714619472
shut
hello
>>714619472
One more smug?
>>714619552
Why does she have horns?
>>714618528
I'm not studying anything right now, I'm a senior in highschool
>>714618861
That must suck
I don't have a job yet because I don't have a car yet and I'm still recovering from having my fucking colon removed
>>714619698
Oh your disabled? That's funny lol.
>>714619551
Scion brand is stupid as a whole. The newer ones I prefer because it's just a Toyota 86, even if that is just playing off of the nostalgia of the old AE86's
>FWD for snow
No. Snow tires. Fucking snow tires. I mean, having a winter beater is good and all, but snow tires exist.
>>714619472
Sup smugs
>>714619698
Your colon...? Wait... What?
Really makes you think...
>>714620128
Wasn't Bernie and Hillary on the cover too?
>>714620227
Neither of them were person of the year.
>>714619551
I came into thread to talk but nooooooooo. I can't cause ur a bully
>>714619573
Depends on who's asking
>>714619998
Heya koume. What's up?
>>714620128
Every fucking president ever elected has gotten on the cover, as well as every person who has had any real popularity or notoriety within the year
Fuck off.
>>714620398
Not much. Car parts still on the way, and now some PC parts too. How are you doing?
>>714620490
B-but look at the chair, it's a conspiracy!
>>714619998
>off by one
yea, i'm glad they took scion out back and put one in its head, long overdue
in MN? having driven both fwd and rwd in snow, fwd is the way to go, especially before traction control and abs and whatnot; but yes, snow tyres are great
>>714620398
sounds like maybe you're a fag
QOTT - What are you eating and why isnt it a tiger toastie?
>>714620128
This is really retarded and your mother should have swallowed you.
>>714619998
Yeah, colon cancer got me in like
2014 i think
The recovery process is a huge bitch once you're done with all the surgeries. Can't eat certain things anymore because not everything gets completely digested anymore
>>714620729
Nothing and because I don't know what a tiger toaster is
>>714620729
Sausages, did had mcdonald's earlier
>>714620729
a kit kat. whats that?
>>714620749
Wishful thinking.
>>714620591
You're a conspiracy
>>714620650
>long overdue
No kidding.
I prefer AWD/4x4 for snow personally, but whatever. To each their own.
I live in area that never snows now, so not like it even matters.
>>714620729
I don't understand Australian, I'm sorry.
>>714620785
Oh shit, I'm so sorry.
Look on the bright side though, you still have your whole life ahead of you. Not everybody has that opportunity when faced with a disease that can be potentially terminal.
>>714620490
I'mma need a nickname for you and something car/pc related lol. Sounds like you're having fun. I am sleepy. Went to eat dinner with my mom cause it's her birthday and nothing out of the ordinary today. Yourself?
>>714620650
But why
>>714620729
Cookie cake
>>714620814
You poor soul.
>>714620816
Sausages can be good. Havent had McDs in about... 6 months, probably longer.
>>714620867
Well, its something. Tiger toast is like a grilled cheese sandwich, except that theres Vegemite involved. The cheese is cut to look like tiger stripes.
>>714620785
I managed to get away from that. They found 2 masses but they were more inflammation than anything. They want to delay surgery as long as possible. But it certainly feels as though the surgery is inevitable. Are you close to finishing the recovery?
>>714621440
Not as good as tiger toast.
>>714621430
See the description above.
>>714621430
If I didn't have it removed, I would have died somewhere around my early to mid 30's
I just want to be fully recovered so I can have an easier time exercising. Every time i go on a run, there's a scar on my waist on the left side that hurts like fuck
>>714621430
well obviously, but most the shit in this state is fwd or muh trucks for some reason. but rwd is nice and fun, i just throw 50-75 pounds in the trunk and have some blizzaks on
>>714621440
you won't even succ a dick, what kinda fag won't succ a dick?
>>714621599
Earl's hot links are the bomb
>>714621599
ew no
>>714621599
They said the surgery could be up to at least a year, but it's been past a year now and I'm not fully recovered yet. I'm about halfway or more recovered by now, i just need to take the pills I'm supposed to take.
>>714621599
I'll go outside with my hunting rifle when the sun comes up
>>714621950
How old are you?
>>714619891
Mai!
>>714622164
18 now
>Felix
>>714622176
Akari!
I was wondering, what consoles do you own?
Probably gonna go to bed soon. Just a heads up.
>>714621440
Makoto calls me Karme. Doubt he'll mind you calling me the same thing.
>>714621599
The fuck is with you and Vegemite? I mean, I get that it's an Aussie thing, but why?
>>714621623
Then don't exercise. Take it easy, let your body recover, don't push yourself past your limits.
>>714621708
Until you're going sideways. Ice doesn't try to stop you the same way concrete and asphalt do.
>>714622394
And you had ass cancer when you were 15?
>>714621599
See, it can either be called a cookie pizza or cookie cake. What.else can you a tiger toastie?
>>714621708
Ones that gets trips
>>714622425
Same on that. Nah, I'd rather call you sometime only i call you
>>714621950
I guess they're immunosuppressants. What have they got you on?
>>714621733
I cant do spicy for a similar reason to Felix. Not as bad, but potentially just as bad.
>>714622086
Thats somewhat good. But still doesnt come close to a tiger toastie.
>>714621752
I bet I can change your mind.
>>714622425
You just havent had it right.
Our mummy says we grow up stronger every single week because we love our Vegemite
We all adore our Vegemite
It puts a roooooose in everyyy cheeeeeeeeek!
>>714622564
I nearly had ass cancer at 15. It happens.
>>714622425
I know. All I've been doing for exercise so far is just jogging to and from a river down the road a ways
>Felix
>>714622425
can confirm, but after 1.25 winters i've yet to loose it, lost it more in the rain than snow
>>714622633
i see only dubs
>>714622645
Aussies dont like hot stuff or what?
>>714622645
Is it really as good as you say it is? I'm such a picky eater.
This Kiddo
>>714622700
I see your dubs too
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>714622406
I have an nes, snes, sega genesis, ps1, ps2, ps3. plus the old school green and grey screen gameboys lol. My friend is trying to convince me to get a ps4 and i probably eventually will, but PC gaming is beginning to seem far more attractive to me. I really want to get a Wii so I can experience the 2D Marios they made for them! Do you do much PC gaming? How have you been today?
>>714622645
how?
>>714622726
No. Chilli can aggravate my intestines enough to chemically burn.
>>714622850
I could make it so you can enjoy it.
>>714623221
The same way I changed someone elses mind. By properly preparing it.
>>714622951
Sleep snug, m'smugger
>>714623416
it sounds nasty
>>714623416
I wish, but I don't live in Aussieland. I wonder if my local supermarket sells vegemite. What does it taste like?
>>714622951
oh goodnight!
>>714623527
imagine mixing vegetables with thermite
>>714623471
are you a picky eater, tomoko?
Yeah, I'm with smugs on this one. About to fall asleep at my desk right now. Goodnight /waifu/
>>714622645
Fuckin' Aussies... I love ya cunts and all, but some of the shit you do I'll never understand.
And fuck you for being able to import JDM cars so easily.
>>714622671
Slow down, breathe, take in your surroundings a bit. Don't force yourself to recover. Just... Slow down... Enjoy life as it comes.
>>714622700
Yeah, true. When we get a lot of rain down here, I'll crazy amounts of wheelspin just coming up from a stop light or something, even on fairly new summer tires.
>>714623167
Wii consoles are also stupidly easy to softmod btw. I have mine running GC Games off of a USB drive at the moment, and also doing a lot of retro console emulation.
Just try to get one made before 2008, and with a working optical drive. Both of those will help you out in the long run if you want to get into Wii homebrew stuff.
>>714623798
yes very much so
>>714623759
>mfw
>>714623802
aw goodnight, cute ^^
>>714623167
The only PC gaming I do is web-based flash games once in awhile when I'm bored, I just like the personality of consoles.
I'm doing good, how about you?
>>714623802
my second gear torque plus the trac off lead to a nice spin for me in the rain on new summers
sleep well m8
>>714624058
Not too bad, thank you. I bought Megaman 3 and Golf for nes the other day so I've been playing those. Have you made any more progress in Shadow of Colossus?
Claimed.
>>714624873
i want to tear her tiny pussy up with my 9in meaty dick
>>714625338
Who is that?
>>714624873
No, I was busy cleaning my room today.
Out of curiosity what are your favorite games on the Sega Genesis?
>>714616514
so shocked right now ^_^ **blessed**
>>714625456
2B from Nier Automata.
>>714613595
yes you should try it :o
>>714625986
What makes her special, anon?
what's a good Christmas anime?
>>714626409
Haruhi Suzumiya
>>714626519
I've seen the anime and movie already, not sure what makes it christmas anime :o
>>714625608
I really enjoyed Sonic 2, Road Rash II and Jurassic Park (both the side scroller and the Lost World). Some other honorable mentions are Contra Hard Corps and Strider. I didn't have too many great games for this system growing up as I was still pretty young. The reason I had so many NES games is because I inherited the lion share of my uncle's collection. How about you? Oh and isn't there supposed to be a new game coming out from the guys who did Shadow of Colossus?
Dibs on this squid
Hello anyone who wants to talk
Hello everyone.
CLAIMED
>>714627113
Crispy cutie :o
>>714627113
hmmph
lewd!
>>714627113
Cutie with a side of bacon
Good waifu
>>714627141
Waifu with a side of milk.
Also good
>>714623527
Malted salt.
>>714623802
Heh. Makoto wishes he had a bike as stable as mine.
Sorry for late replies. Been doing other stuff.
>>714627113
hi
>>714627376
The best
>>714626655
Remember, remember, the 19th of December. moe, fanservice and plot.
I see no reason, why Haruhi's second season, should ever be forgot.
>>714626847
I inherited a lot of my games too.
Yeah, The last Guardian, it came out a couple of days ago, pretty much the only reason to buy a Ps4.
I have to get going to bed, goodnight.
>>714627620
Welcome to /waifu/ whats her name?
>>714627603
Better be ready tommorrow at 7
>>714627674
Did you watch the endless 8? :o
>>714627761
Ayyy, thanks. Her name is Diane. She's from The Seven Deadly Sins.
>>714627284
You know it.
>>714627376
Space cutie.
>>714627603
Hi Tomo~.
>>714627674
Rest well!
>>714627840
Did you watch the endless 8? :o
>>714627983
Should i watch that anime?
>>714628013
How exactly did she get grilled?
>>714627983
>is she lust?
>>714627761
for?
>>714628013
i unfortunately didnt dream of you. guess i cant even imagine something close to your beauty
>>714628169
Our date. its happening
>>714628094
If you got nothin' else to do, yeah. Can be cheesy sometimes but it's pretty good. Diane makes it for me. :^)
>>714628235
you dont even know where i live
>>714628316
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention she's a giant.
I'll just leave this here.
>>714628394
The ass was fat
>>714628130
Envy.
>>714628533
:^)
>>714628349
>if that makes you feel safer believe it.
>>714628316
I mean that usually when i watch anime anyway.
>>714628423
>lewd
>>714611660
Courage...
>>714628621
Same. I used to watch all the damn time but now I only watch when I got nothing going on.
>>714628094
House fire when she was a child.
>>714628169
Oh stop you're gonna make me blush~.
>>714628734
Yeah life happens and you arent free all the time anymore
>>714628621
dont make me anxious
>>714628782
but thats what i want
>>714628804
Exactly. I can't even play all these new games as much as I want to. :\
>>714628349
You live in the mountains of California and that you're a picky eater. What so you like to eat?
>>714628909
Iktf all to well i just play the same 3 games alot really...
>>714628855
But you're cute when you worry
Gaz is the shit.
>>714628947
near them and it depends but generally nothing outlandish
>>714629070
nah its bad for me
>>714629364
she is
tomo
>>714629364
Just remove "the" from your sentence
>>714629429
If it makes you feel better i dont actually know exactly where you live
-tali
>>714629429
Would you eat turnip greens and bakers chocolate?
>>714629364
Always has been always will be is this a claim
>>714629529
Mad because she wasn't drawn in Japan?
>>714629690
Nah you can have her, I'm just here lurking like a sneaky Mexican in the dark.
