Waifu claiming thread
Fuck the previous thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Tachanka is our lord and savior
>Most importantly, have fun!
Hamakaze claimed
>>714629705
Ill just an hero now
>>714628855
Oh, like this~?
claim
still here
and
>>714629608
well i figured as much
>>714629633
what are those?
>>714629958
oh yes that looks lovely
She's all mine.
>>714630239
Cuuuuuuutue
>lsd :D
>>714630068
I mean if i was someone who put forth any effort then i could find you pretty easily
>>714629997
>>714630177
>>714630239
Suddenly this has become a cute thread
>>714629705
All you sick degenerates are most deplorable, should not reproduce through any means and necy yourselves with barb wire. With that said, I claim Master Race Mercy.
>>714630313
Not any more
>>714630449
>claiming a literal cum dump
Wew
>>714630356
>>714630361
Am not! Besides, I was in the last thread too!
>>714630313
One more time.
Come to Shlomo!
>>714630539
HFS Aretoooo
So I uh claim my wife-u?
Shinoa from Owari no Seraph definitely has to be muh waifu. She ain't afraid to throw down when shit gets real.
>>714630664
She would be smashed by my wife-u's dragons doe.
>>714630539
Are too and well i didnt see ya
>>714630571
You must be a nigger instead of a jew
>>714630618
>3D is trash
>>714630664
Is this smug or a new shinoa claimer has appeared?
>>714630610
Aaaaam not!
>>714630746
Am not!
Reeee to the both of you!
>>714630361
again i imagine so
>>714630746
This thread sucks.
>>714630571
>>714630458
No! Not the greedy shop keeper.. I would rather sit down and lurk Reddit for hours than let your grubby little Jew hands touch her.
>>714630068
Not as lovely as your adorable face.
>>714630746
New claimer, fell in love with her recently.
>>714630796
R2-D2
>>714630815
Lucky for you I am not that type of person
>>714630823
See that little "x" in the corner of your window. Theres the door.
>>714630983
Idk how smug will take this but hello...now i kust come up with a name for you.
>>714630571
>>714630458
I wish this meme was a real person, so I could just rearrange his face. That way he wouldn't look full blown Jew and everyone wouldn't want to kick his ass anymore.
>>714630898
thats not true i mean look at yourself and say that again
>>714631066
yeah besides i was actually going to hang out with someone tomorrow already
>>714631162
my headphones broke today ):
>>714630823
Did you know that system32 is a virus? You should get on that.
>>714631162
Wanna actually try to do something saturday?
>>714631263
>he hasnt deleted system32 off his computer yet
QOTT
What do we call our new Smug thread-goer? Smug2?
>>714631332
I bet you're having yourself a gay old time aren't you anon?
>>714631354
I vote for shiny
>>714631066
Nooope!
>>714631354
We already have a Smugs 2.0. This is Smugs 3.0
Fell asleep sometime during last thread
Can't get back to sleep now
>>714631514
Yep
>>714631514
Senpai <3
>>714631212
really? how did that happen?
>>714631272
im not sure. i mean its about 5 hours for you to get here and my old friends are showing up from college for winter break this weekend
>>714631528
How's that ass cancer going for you?
>>714631162
Well i'd rather look at you some more.
>>714631660
I don't have it anymore
>>714631700
Cancer never goes away, it'll come back in time, I promise.
>>714631570
Nein.
>>714631596
Ayy Kitten!
>>714631641
At the movies and they just done broked ):
>>714631922
How are you doing senpai?
>>714631696
when youre dressed like that?
>>714631928
can you get new ones?
>>714632075
Ye I get money tomorrow
>>714631641
>lewd
And we'll work something out eventually
>>714631922
10
Out of 10 on the cuteness scale
>>714632038
Hello kit kat meow
>>714632038
Tad tired, but that's probably the pastahs fault.
How about you?
>>714632259
Nuh uh.
>>714632075
Oh? Dressed like what?
>>714632259
Hey Tali
>>714632332
Poor senpai. I'm mostly awake and can't get back to sleep, fucking annoyed by this
>>714632184
buds or big ones?
>>714632259
ok i mean i feel kinda bad about you coming all this way
>>714632676
uh i mean dressed in clothes
>>714632786
Got school today I assume?
>>714632886
Thats just the autism talking. Its not actually a problem.
>>714632332
If you just accept it itd be easier
>>714632786
I wish to pet the kitty
>>714633017
>>714632946
I'm honestly gonna try to sleep in and skip today
Not really feeling well enough to go to school
>>714633017
I do too
>>714632886
big ones :c
>>714633017
I shall do no such thing!
>>714633099
Skipping really isn't good, Kitten.
>>714633310
Well it doesnt make it any less true amd just puts more stress on you which isnt good.
>>714633310
I know, but it won't really hurt my grades all that much since we've just started the new trimester and we haven't done anything at all yet
Is suicide really not the answer?
>>714633017
i dont know i mean just for me?
>>714633102
nice i like those ones myself
>>714633580
it isnt
Waifu are for retards.
>>714633393
Who says it makes more stress?!
>>714633546
I suppose, but I still disapprove!
>>714632886
I only wear the cutest clothes for you.
>>714633794
I'll go next week, senpai
>>714633635
Why not?
No more worrying, no more bitching. Just peace
>>714633903
that is adorable but i would rather you be comfortable in what youre wearing
>>714634074
yeah but no more of the things you enjoy. you have nothing
>>714633635
Ans the fun we wpuld have yes
>>714633938
>Next week
U wot?!
>>714634142
You guys are the only thing I can still enjoy but now that you're being taken away I see no reason to continue.
I realise how retarded and edgy I may sound but it's true
My waifu ok ?
>>714634151
i dont know id rather not disturb my family. perhaps next time i dog sit since no one will be around
>>714634320
taken away? are you ok yuno?
>>714634527
I am most certainly not
>>714634142
I see, well in that case you might need to come cover me up.
>>714634307
I went all of this week, mostly
>>714634608
would you like to talk? I will listen
>>714634775
oh my that is a bit uh sexual
REX HUNT CLAIMED
K im going to sleep guys. G'night
>>714634940
No I think I already said enough retarded shit today
>>714635143
night
>>714635237
i dont know what to say. please take care of yourself.
>>714634925
Hmmmm, I dunno Kitten...
>>714634940
Fufu maybe a little. I don't think there's anything more comfortable i could have on me than you.
>>714635143
Goodnight Tali.
>>714635410
Senpai pls
I'll be good for you <3
>>714635422
ALLAHU?!
>>714635574
Hmmmmm, okay Kitten. I believe you.
>>714635624
Yay <3
>>714635533
do you like rope?
>>714635624
Snackbar! What's up?
>>714635673
Oh my, whatever could you be thinking about. I don't dislike rope, as long as it isn't too tight.
>>714636248
that pic is cute. flustered in front of the blind girl. well what do you like?
>>714635668
So, sleepy time soon I suspect?
>>714635675
Not much, fighting to stay awake like always. How about you?
Cute Lute is husbando
>>714636397
Yeah, probably in about 15 minutes or so
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>714636340
I know, she gets flustered so easily, it's adorable.
W-well, i'd like to make your body into a dessert, and then take my time slowly eating you up.
>>714636501
RIP Kitten, hope you get some good sleep this time.
>>714637017
Train!
Toss me around like a rag doll daddy Gladio
>>714637073
i cant say i have ever thought of doing that
>>714637137
Doubt I will tbh
>>714637217
Not interested in that?
>>714637529
for you anything you desire. Just havent thought of it that way before i mean ive heard of it but never thought of it
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>714637137
Would be on time if i hadn't gone home yesterday.
>>714637613
Oh my, if you say that i'll get all flustered~. Of course i won't be having all the fun, i'll make sure you have some "chocolate covered bacon".
>>714638218
I didnt know bacon could sound so sweet
>>714638446
Just wait till you get a taste.
>>714638765
that pic is silly, also thank you for making these last couple nights a little more enjoyable
>>714638929
Haha you're welcome. Same goes for you, this has been really fun.
>>714638929
>>714639218
you two should go out :x
>>714639218
well i wouldnt mind to keep doing it of course.
>>714639254
well the things ive said to this lovely hanako are things i could never say aloud without choking on the words
>>714639636
You must be a very genuine person ^^
>>714639254
B-but that's forbidden love. But seriously if we lived closer to each other it would be cool to hang out.
>>714639636
Same for me. I'm happy to keep it up as long as you are.
>>714639895
Cute. What would you do?
>>714639835
well i dont know about that but id prefer not to mislead people yes
>>714639895
what else do you do besides post here?
Claimed
>>714640138
hestia or the dude
>>714639980
Probly play vidya.
>>714640037
Work, watch anime, play vidya, fuck around on the internet. Pretty much it. what about you?
>>714640138
Hestia is Breastia.
>>714640281
the last 3 yeah. any games in particular?
>>714640281
>>714640197
Exactly
This thread belongs here
>>>/trash/
Apple White.
>>714640435
did they ever make a second season of that?
>>714640351
I've been playing Metal gear solid 5, resident evil 6 and splinter cell blacklist lately. How about you?
>>714640606
Nope :(
>>714640626
all of those were decent enough. didnt like chapter 2 or whatever its called in mgs5. resident evil 6 was ok and blacklist was fun enough. i play all kinds of stuff. lots of witcher 3 lately and some diablo 3 overwatch and lost planet 2
>>714640626
Ive been playing battleship, and trouble, and guess who.
>>714640755
The story overall for mgs5 was pretty weak honestly, it really doesn't compare to the previous ones. The gameplay was fucking great though. i Really wanted to play Witcher 3 but i don't have a PS4. It looks fun as hell.
>>714640774
Ah trouble was the shit, i loved that game.
>>714640754
maybe one day.
>>714641012
it was fun to play yeah. ive been playing it on my pc and it runs surprisingly well on my older laptop. its pretty fun lots of stuff going on in it
Its Pathfinder night
And we have a new arrival...
Hi.
Claimed
>>714641377
erp with me
>>714641229
hm?
>>714641477
Hi.
>>714641086
Alright, i need to go to bed now. Tonight was fun. Goodnight Tomo.
>>714641911
alright see you later.
Cold morning.
Good morning.
>>714642360
Cold best. We don't get cold. Am sad.
night
>>714642411
Why don't you get cold?
But yeah cold = comfy clothes and cozy blankets
>>714642644
Lowest I can remember is like 5C, which we get for like a week max. 'Cold' here is 12C.
カラミチーマス
>>714643015
Morning
>>714641377
>>714643108
erp with me
Cirno claimed
>>714643508
erp with me
>>714643522
Nice double
Oha(You)
>>714643580 (me)
Hi.
>>714629705
These threads are absolute cancer and need to be cleansed from this board.
>>714643674(Me)
Hello
>>714643777(ceiling)
Nice trips.
>>714643717
Stop posting mai waifu
>>714643804(Floor)
Nice singles
>>714643931(oh no)
Oh yes.
>>714643974(oh yes)
Of no
>>714644021
I'm out of ideas.
>>714644080(elitism
I still have ideas
>>714644129(plebeian)
Disdain
>>714643859
No I wont you sperg cunt.
>>714644157(Proletarian)
Admiration
>>714644186
delet this
>>714629705
>>714644223(teenager)
Edgy.
Leaving to go to classes.
See you guys later.
>>714644296(Adult)
Composed
>thread is 5 hours old
Glad to see this cancer is dying or gonna start getting banned for being a general Kek, where will you virgins go?
>>714644427
s4s
>>714644427
We're already moving over to discord.
>>714644331
pls stahp
>>714644484
Nah
>>714644466
Can't handle the shit posting
>>714644555
They started before your retarded add showed up
>>714644555
We are shitposters shh dont tell mum
Hello everyone!
>>714644718
Virginity is precious you loose fucking whore
Fuck you Josie
>>714644799
Hi dad.
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>714644799
What happened to my buddy Sacho?
>>714645101
Installed discord.
Finally, snow on the ground
Hay guyse I'm super cool and not a newfag I link stuff.
>>>/global/rules/13
>>714645528
Arisu.
>>714645556
Pls lev newfag >:3
I am new though how do I do the sideways v?
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>>714645681
alt + 62
>>714645597
Hello
>>714645681
Alt + F4
>xDDDDDDDDD
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This is triforce yeah?
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This just quit Internet Explorer.
Well I'm going to take a shower, be back in a bit
>o, image limit
