Waifu claiming thread - I'm going to bed edition
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>When your parents had Schizophrenia chances are 33,4% high that you also get it
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Chara here
Sameji claim'd
カラミチーマス
>Car broke down
>Friend was in the area shopping with his wife
>He gave me a ride home, but I had to sit in the back of the truck
It was actually pretty nice sitting back there listening to music
Claim
Morgan claimed
>>714466612
Nice cat
>>714466644
checked
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now officially claimed ^^
still here! just really busy!
>>714466534
best rem claimed.
>>714466450
>>714466330
then you already know my answer
>>714466612
Did you steal anything while you were in the truck?
Claim
still here
>>714466778
Thank you, Chara.
>>714466779
I won't complain.
>>714466958
Anytime! So, back to my first question
How've you been?
>>714466913
you are kidding right?
>>714467195
why...
>>714466617
I'm not going to lie, I've fapped to your waifu before and will do it again
>>714466727
DELET THIS
>>714466778
Hey Chara, isn't it like midnight over there?>>714466644
>>714466755
>>714466844
>>714466988
>>714467022
This is now a get thread
>>714466873
First of all I wouldn't steal from someone, especially not a friend, second it was empty and lastly I don't steal anymore
>>714466778
I only leave when I have to
>>714467241
Because I love Alice
>>714465011
Just bored as hell tbh
>>714467140
Yes
>>714467248
No! It's 1:30am!
>>714467272
THat's okay, I'll still welcome you back because it's a new thread
>>714467293
no need to spam her
how about talk to us about her
>>714467293
Same tbh
>>714467115
Pretty decent, I guess. I've been wasting my life with league of legends and that's kept me occupied. How about yourself?
Arisu
>>714467383
I'm talking about the poster
>>714467248
I figured.
>>714467445
That's not a health idea
>>714467370
good, so I'm guessing half the people here want you too ?? more or less? wonder how many more irl and other places
>>714467510
Don't care.
>>714467366
Hmm... so just wasting time like most other people, enjoy your stay!
>>714467387
Had a psychology exam today. Next week is philosophy and pedagogics
>>714467584
Half the people? No way. Not near that many. irl, I don't know. I've been avoiding people for a bit now
>>714467652
Any way I can dissuade you from that thinking
>>714467370
Go to bed ya negro
>>714467470
Sorry
>>714467779
Nope. Never.
I love you Arisu.
>>714467817
That's unfortunate
>>714467854
What are you doing to the pic?
>>714467979
Something terrible that makes me cry
>>714467698
why is that ? focusing on your tests?
thinking of someone else?
>>714467810
Just one more thread mom!
>>714467698
Wow, studying to become a teacher? (and yes i absolutely googled pedagogics don't judge pls)
>>714467810
It's fine. Just keep it to yourself next time
>>714467854
you might scare the poster away if you keep that up
just like konata , what a mess he did
>>714467698
Getting comfy, got a box of stale TimBits and a movie in while shitposting on twitter and /int/
>>714468187
Sourcream glazed Timbits are the only good ones
>>714468024
Focusing on my tests is the normie reason.
Escaping reality is the actual one.
>>714468037
Yeah, I just started this semester. My subjects will be
Psychology
Philosophy
IT
And yes, we teach all of those in high school.
Sadly I have to study Philosophy since Psychology only comes with Philosophy in a pack. But it's very interesting so far.
>You think you know this about psychology and life
>You are wrong.
>>714468187
/int/ don't know that board... yet
I frequent only /v/ next to /b/
Sometimes /vg/ if I want to get a honeybeard for a game
>>714468267
DEM FOOKEEN FEAT
>>714468042
I've never fapped to your waifu before but that's going to change tonight.
>>714468361
/int/ is pretty chill, there's massive amounts of shitposts outside of the generals, but they largely arent as extreme as say /pol
>>714468262
This
>>714468361
doesn't seem like you'd scape from something
besides lewd things maybe?
>>714468497
THE FOOKIN BASS
IS
FOOKIN
RRRRRRAW
>>714468535
Forgot pic
These fucking porn ads are annoying as hell
>>714468361
>implying i know anything about either
I feel for you, friend. Sounds like you've got a lot of fun days of learning ahead.
>>714468670
*fap fap fap*
>>714468535
>open /int/
>see a fat guy in place of a pig, seasoned and gagged with a tomatoe
>see this post
>/int/ is chill
S-sure...
>>714468664
The downside of studying psychology
I know exactly what's wrong with me
But it doesn't make it any less easier
I don't want to deal with people right now. So I'm playing games and keeping myself secluded from social contacts.
Not hard, considering I live nearly 2 hours away from all my friends
>>714468861
Yeah, it's a lot more fun then let's say... law
>>714468693
FOOK DAT BASS GAT A LOK AT DEM FEAT
https://youtu.be/fa6MtfZ2-cM
>>714468936
Law is fuckin awesome
>Guess who
>>714469031
Need
>>714469103
I am so sorry for you
>>714469167
:::::^^^^^^)))))))
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>714468936
Well, I can agree with you there. Law is about the most boring subject I can think of. Next to like... i dunno. Economics?
>>714469289
Snygeri Digeri Do
>>714468936
you could also tell who is bullshitting you,
and what games do you play?
Claim
>>714465870
Glad to see that I'm not the only one that thinks imperfections are also perfect.
>>714466015
>Hasn't played Pokemon since Gen 4.
You've missed out on a lot.
>>714469404
Didgeridoo
Fix'd
>>714469460
-hugs-
>>714468936
Yeah weird shit gets posted occasionally but at least it's not "anons screaming 'nigger' every 5 seconds" like on /pol/ or elsewhere
>>714469572
*hugs back*
>>714469103
Post lewds u whore
>>714469167
Tiff
>>714469309
Economics is basic shit though.
Why do people want to buy it etc, easy
>>714469428
Different really. Right now it's final fantasy XV and Mobius. Before it was XCOM 2
>>714469594
I just overread things like that heh
>>714469673
-hugs some more-
>>714469766
*Hugs even more*
>>714469693
>Muh $$$$$$$
Yeah, simple. Which is why it's boring. Complicated is interesting.
>>714469876
-hugs your hug-
Uhh
Mfw I have a gf while you virgins jack off to cartoon characters
>>714470071
*Hugs your -hugs your hug-*
What?
I smell Axe again
>>714470190
-hugs your *hugs your hug -my hug-*
>>714469404
Needo needo dee
>>714470209
I smell he-nevermind :^)
>>714470260
*Hugs your -hugs your *hugs your hug -my hug-**
>>714469979
Well, Psychology is not that hard either. At least in my opinion. It's pretty straightforward
When is someone mentally sick and needs counseling?
>He thinks he is sick and doesn't feel good
>He can't properly do everyday activities
>He's endangering himself or other people
>His behavior goes against social norms/morals/constructs
>>714470209
you too? good, i'm not going crazy
>>714469289
Meh, aside from this, my day has gone incredibly well
>>714469684
No.
Sad fucking virgins. My dog has had more sex during an afternoon walk dumping Cum into the neighborhood dogs than you man children will have in your entire lives phahahaha
>>714470116
Still salty? I won. Admit it.
>>714470547
neuter your dog you nigger
>>714470415
What's going on I'm scared
>>714470421
Yeah, I suppose it is. I have a bad habit of assuming things are more complicated than they are.
>>714470415
-hugs your -*hugs my hug*- *-hugs my hug-* -your hug, whilst hugging your hug-
>>714470592
You're so fucking autistic it's painful. You got my moms old address and coukd t even find a post-2012 pic of the address. You're my age but I get more pussy than you. I'm doing this with my gf at the moment kek
>inb4 timestamp
Wait till she's done eating
>>714470547
You know what? Fine, I'll bite.
>Sad fucking virgins
Assumption
>My dog had more sex during an afternoon walk dumping Cum into the neighborhood dogs than you man children will have in your entire lives phahaha
Assumption
Also disgusting.
You should properly train your dog
>>714470749
Then again I'm in the first semester... we'll see how it turns out
>>714470806
Virginity confirmed
>>714470806
>implying i don't stop and talk to my neigbors while they fuck
Dude he's an animal. I'm not gonna make him suppress his natural urges
>>714470749
Stuff
>>714470756
*Hugs your -hugs your -*hugs my hug*- *-hugs my hug-* -your hug, whilst hugging your hug- and hugging myself*
>>714469693
does knowing what is wrong bother you ?
Xcom was cool haven't played that many rpgs
>>714470785
So much salt.
Also, while I couldn't find a pic, I did find this.
https://smartystreets.com/
>>714470806
>>714470655
Hes talking about his pet nigger
>>714470806
Good luck with that, friend.
>>714470756
>>714470977
This is getting Lewd.
>>714470547
That's an ugly dog, anon.
>>714470977
-hugs your *-hugs my -*hug your hug-* -*hugs your hog-* -*hugs my hug, whilst hugging my hug that you hugged, and hugging you, whilst hugging myself-*
>>714471041
I'm not salty I'm watching Netflix with my girlfriend while you pretend to be married to some kind of Pokemon character. You're the one who's so butt hurt he won't answer the following questions I've asked hundred of times:
>when were you diagnosed with autism
>what does your virgin mind imagine a vagina feels like
10 bucks you won't answer the questions
I won
>>714470875
Another Assumption
You should properly argue if you want to win an argument.
Right now you're just looking like a little autistic kid who doesn't like his other children
>>714470966
Yeah, sure, that's fine by me. I just find it disgusting.
>>714470990
Yes it does. It's like getting served food in a hospital. You know it's bad and you still have to eat it.
>>714471206
Thanks, I'll have some fun for sure
>>714471140
Still disgusting.
>>714470398
How goes it snyg?
>>714471253
Yet I have an actual gf while you have a cartoon one kek
>>714471252
Damage control to the extreme. I took screenshots
>>714471333
Shitposter check
>>714471252
>watching Netflix with my girlfriend
He said, typing furiously on /b/ in a thread full of weeaboos that you are also in. You're awful passionate about this.
>>714471376
Cool. You took a screenshot of my moms old address. She moved her trailer in 2012. You're so bad at this damage control
>>714471333
Another Assumption
How about you back up your claims? You have no proof whatsoever.
>>714471333
>Not having both
Smhtbhfam
>>714470966
>I'm not gonna make him suppress his natural urges
Dude it's basic training and decency to your neighbours. You are a shitty pet owner and neighbour.
>>714469460
HURR DURR red hair is NOT normal dude.
>>714471253
You better. Or I'll be forced... to do... things? I dunno.
>>714471465
https://smartystreets.com/demo?street=402%20E.%202nd%20Street&city=Belle%20Chasse&state=Louisiana&zipcode=70037
>>714471253
I don't know , they had pretty cool soup and jello
>>714471466
Is Chara you waifu?
>>714471465
>She moved her trailer in 2012
So much about you is explained lmao
>>714471206
It could get lewder
*Hugs your -hugs your *-hugs my -*hug your hug-* -*hugs your hog-* -*hugs my hug, whilst hugging my hug that you hugged, and hugging you, whilst hugging myself-* while really hugging you until you can't breathe*
>>714471534
Neither is blue, what's your point?
>>714471252
>Never
>Buy a tube of water beads. Stick your finger in there. Feel like that
>>714471661
take taht back
>>714471661
Forgot to tag>>714471210
>>714471575
that is the best copypasta I've seen so far
>>714471616
No.
>>714471534
Fight me
>>714466450
Here's my waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYOtikRAYyE
>>714471700
When you take it back
>>714466450
Also, your waifu is trash.
>>714470510
Great to hear! Always getting messed on with coming here?
>>714471271
Rainy and shitty cause something i ate or drank didn't agree with my stomach. What about you, yuuki the qt?
>>714471827
Just another proof that you stupidly shitpost.
I told many people before that Chara is not my waifu. Chara is the character I use because I like her. But I don't consider her my waifu.
>>714471881
Opinion.
>>714471412
>>714471466
Damage control this. Here's your proof. Go cry that your bully is getting pussy while you jack off to your cartoon 11 year old
>>714471661
-hugs your *-hugs my*- -hugs your -*hugs my hug- -hugs your hug, whilst hugging the hug that I hugged, and hugging myself, whilst hugging you, while I hug a hug that you haven't even hugged yet, creating a paradox, resulting in a black hole-
>>714471937
Today, a shitposter got owned. I was the distributor of said ownage, and he's still trying to damage control
How does it feel
>>714471937
Yuck, I'm working on my last term project and wondering my package didn't arrive today despite the tracking say it was delivered.
>>714472025
pls fix your eyebrows they hurt my soul
>>714472025
could you show how much money if have in your bank account please?
>>714471601
>>714472025
No comment? Fucking pussy.
>>714472118
pretty good, i don't like jews leaching off me
>>714472118
To chew 5 gum?
*Hugs your -hugs your *-hugs my*- -hugs your -*hugs my hug- -hugs your hug, whilst hugging the hug that I hugged, and hugging myself, whilst hugging you, while I hug a hug that you haven't even hugged yet, creating a paradox, resulting in a black hole- while getting sucked into the black hole*
>>714472025
This just took a sad turn...
So, you have nothing better to do with your whole life...
than
to
fucking
shitpost?
Also, you're assuming again.
>>714472118
What? That you have literally nothing better to do?
I pity
From the bottom of my heart
>>714472118
Pretty meme tbh
I should invite my gf over and we can get olive garden
>>714471661
What the fuck man, get a room.
>>714471774
Thanks I try.
>>714471601
>>714472158
>he cares about winning an Internet argument
Honestly whatever you say man. I just fucked my gf, something you've never accomplished in your life and we the same age. Fucking Kek. You have an address that doesn't exist anymore
>>714472162
>He's still at it
>>714472228
Fuck i forgot to tag >>714472067 again
>>714472270
Ok
i'm fucking lucky, yuno hasn't been claimed already!
>>714472240
>he's never had a gf
>he thinks every moment you spend with her is romantic
Kek. I know your balls would explode if your cartoon bride came to life but uhh, we do this together
>>714472118
>>714472025
This is fucking golden, I'm not even in this thread for the waifu stuff
I want to know how that conversation went
"Hun, can you come pose for a picture so I can prove I'm not lying to the fat neckbeards on the internet?"
Jimmies have never been so rustled
Alice2 claim
>>714472326
Post a pic with your girlfr- oh wait. If you have truly won, then stop avoiding the following questions
>when were you diagnosed with autism
>what does your virgin brain think a vagina feels like
If you don't answer I won and you're a huge pussy kek
>>714472337
-we no longer exist, for the black hole has consumed us-
>>714472428
>Assumption
>Assumption
Man, you seriously suck at argumenting, don't you? When was the last time you got a raise? Oh, never? I wonder why
>>714472442
fucking this though
>>714472442
it's pretty sad that he's that insecure and desperate for attention.
>>714472575
can you like take a screen cap of how much money is in your bank account please?
>>714472442
Well we are looking at the thread on my phone and she's watching me type my arguments to you losers. So when they said I couldn't back my claims I took a photo with the front camera on my phone. Not that difficult virgin
>>714472025
>>714472118
you have a girlfriend then what the fuck are you doing here in this board full of weeaboos, autistic children and fedora cringe?
>>714472462
Fuck. Off.
>>714472575
have you been tested recently? i'm genuinely concerned you might have brain damage, you keep coming here and saying the same things over and over
I think you better get that goblin in the picture with you to bring you to hospital
>>714472575
Killerphrases are not part of good argumentation, There is no need to answer killerphrases.
Proof to me that you aren't just playing gf and bf to win an... internet argument
>>714471993
Who is your waifu?
>>714472719
Oh okay, let's see a pic of your girlfr- oh wait.
>>714472744
I don't have a waifu for fucks sake. You like to put everyone in one drawer, don't you?
Dear god, you're one sad motherfucker.
You should go out and meet some new people.
>>714472685
My girlfriend's asleep next to me but okay lmao
I didn't say anything about it being hard, I just thought it's hilarious that you're going to this extent to argue with the people in the thread that you joined first.
Why do you care this much? Haha, your ego is obviously fragile af, to have started this and gotten to this extent, you must have a tiny dick
>>714472852
you're doing it again, do you need me to call an ambulance? i have your address, i can send them right over
>>714472628
*Freezes time then walks out the black hole while holding you*
Use the image from >>714470415
>>714472723
>inb4 that's your sister
Y'all are on code red damage control at this point
>>714472901
You don't have a waifu?
*takes a step back*
It's a sweet sensation
Over the dub
A one off situation
We don't want to stop
It's the drugs for the sober
Over the dub
With the sweetest inspiration
We don't want to stop
>>714472975
How could she kiss that ugly thing?
>>714473024
She is also ugly
>>714472975
What damage control? What should we even damage control? We've been over this already.
Tell me. If someone goes in a restaurant and yells the coffee is bad without even tasting it... is it damage control to tell him to kindly fuck off?
>>714473140
/thread
>>714473024
Easy, she's an ugly spic herself.
>showing off to like 10 people
>think he's special
0/10
>>714473024
>>714473140
Let's see how you neckbeards looks. And your girlfr- wait nevermind. Body pillows/ cartoon wives are all you have after so many years of rejection. It's nothing short of miraculous your mom hasn't stumbled across your fat bloated corpse in a puddle of overdose vomit in your roach infested basement yet
>>714472975
take a picture of how much money is in your bank account please
>>714473316
you mean daddy's wallet fund?
>>714473286
That had to be the worst comeback I've ever seen on /b/ lmao
>>714472975
>>714472685
Reading this together? This one's for her:
Honey, this is one of those reg flags you hear about all the time. He's getting into a childish argument on the internet, on one of the most famously pathetic forums in the English-speaking world, and using you as a measure of self-worth.
You can do better.
>>714473286
Why would we do that? To prove something to someone we don't know and won't ever meet?
We're not you. We don't have autism.
>>714472948
fucking rekt
>>714471993
I sexually identify as a dremora, and you WILL check your privilege!
>>714472975
>>714472575
>>714472118
>>714472025
this was supposed to be a waifu claiming thread!
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