Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>714466450
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Cirno claimed
Alice2 claimu!
How does it feel virgins?
Claim
Alice2 Claimed again
>>714473562
-hugs-
Sup
Is it weird to have a crush on my coworker who is 10 years older than me? :o
>>714473557
www.redtube.com
There, watch it and fuck off
Sameji claim'd
>>714473557
pls 2 fix eyebrows
>>714473557
Why are her eyebrows painted on?
>>714473585
You can't claim her.
>>714473343
oboro/best girl claimed
>>714473557
How does what feel?
You're girlfriend's anus?
Pretty fucking tight m8
still here
Claimed.
Bit whiny and sensitive, but I like a girl who cries before we fuck
>>714473557
To chew 5 gum? What does what feel like?
>>714473598
*hugs back*
>>714473634
Yes
>>714473557
whats with the chalk erasers ?
>>714473711
stahp, fix eyebrows nao
>>714473557
why wont u take a picture of your bank account? are you actually poor? we found out u at one time (maybe still do) lived i a fucking trailer. are you trailer trash?
>>714473634
konata you fucking faggot
>>714473634
Since you both are adults, no.
>>714473744
Nice dubs,
-hugs your dubs-
>>714473711
>He claims himself
>He's that lonely and narcissistic
>>714473711
thiccer eyebrows than moogs
>>714473789
They're too spic niggers anon. Of course they're poor. kek
>>714473711
>>714473634
nope
>>714473343
I said I might join someday. So its a new day here in Jurop. So if dubs I join!
>>714473343
>>714473682
I like the smug
>>714473829
This smug too
>>714472077
>hex
Lmao i wonder what you said. And tell me why you keep feeding the fire?
>>714472129
>yuuki
Rip both of us fam. 200 questions final here we come next Wednesday. I usually get the same error. Usually hours late or hours early. They need to fix that
>80% of these threads are damage controlling my posts
Kek
>>714473711
That's hot, anon.
>>714473744
watch?v=_t821w-paEg
>>714473571
Welcome back, Chara.
>>714473908
The gf isn't.
She has some of the Goldstein's money
She's my sister
>>714473998
Heh, thanks
>>714473965
You should google the word damage control and inform yourself about it's meaning
>>714473945
Wait again missed by one?
>>714473571
>>714473562
>>714473704
>>714473782
>>714473829
>>714473960
I need to hug you all ._.
>>714473667
Ihh--
Alice2 is mine, understand? Okay!
where did Chara go ?
My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials, can you say the same?
i am a (gif i posted) to every animu grill
>>714474120
nope
>>714473850
*Hugs your singles*
>>714473965
Hey that's me
>>714473998
Well ok then
>>714474120
*Hugs*
>>714473744
why? -_-
>>714473824
:o
>>714473827
>>714473917
Thanks for the encouragement!
>>714473960
the cocky smirks tho
2 real.
Wicke
>>714474099
Kurome was a dark entity, I want you to go and look up what a dark entity is right now.
>>714474223
get the hook nerd
>>714474215
-takes off your pants-
>>714474205
No.
>>714474112
You seem to keep on missing there, anon.
カラミチーマス
>>714474180
I'm still here
>>714474283
thanks Mokuo
>muas back
>>714473960
Of course you do, she's the best after all
>>714474283
Oh
>>714474120
>our face when regardless of what you virgins say, you're still lonely neckbeards pretending to date a fuckinh drawing of an 11 year old
I would suggest you kill yourselves but you're too fat for a noose to support your weight, you don't know how to load a gun, your fat ass would require an insane amount of pills to overdose so on and so forth. Be back after we fuck
>>714474394
FIX EYEBROWS
Claim
>>714474283
>Leaving me out
Rude
>>714474394
tiny dick so , 10 secs on a good day?
>>714474322
At least you got dubs heh...So cya tomorow!
>>714474283
thanks
>>714474223
Depends how old you are :o
>>714474283
*Mua's back*
>>714474289
This is going fast
In navies and the maritime industry, damage controlis the emergency control of situations that may cause the sinking of a watercraft.
Examples are:
rupture of a pipe or hull especially below the waterline and damage from grounding (running aground) or hard berthing against a wharf .
temporary fixing of bomb or explosive damage.
>>714474283
im not worthy of such muahs
>>714474394
Wait are his eyebrows painted on too?
>>714474256
There's nothing wrong with Kurome just let it go
>>714474535
-I have to go to work-
-pulls your shirt off and tosses it to the ground-
>>714474394
See you in 30 seconds
>>714474394
>everyone here has average height and weight
>the only one who doesn't is actually jogging to fix is
You are one sad uninformed, narcisstic prick. I'd consider getting some counseling session. You'd need them. Mostly because of your eyebrows
>>714474283
mua to you too
>>714474275
recommend me an anal toy to buy :o
>>714474371
You're so adorable
>>714474535
I'm 20
>>714474394
My drawing is actually 60
>>714474349
missed your post after all the shitposting started
Should I just poke girl dump?
>>714474394
Lmao bruh, what's your name? Just first name, I wanna have something specific to call back to when I want to reminisce about the tiny-dick fuccboi who fought in a waifu thread
>>714474699
yea, i'm pretty great
>>714474637
Did you look up what a dark entity was online?
>>714474699
my dick ,
I'll even let you have it for free just clean it up nicely when you are done using it
>>714474549
>>714474120
No you don't
>>714474180
Sleeping maybe
>>714474234
Shit eating smile
>>714474322
Kitty-bunny
>>714474366
Thank you for the compliment~ :^)
>>714474645
*Ok*
*Pulls off yours*
>>714474699
It's not weird then
>>714474704
These things happen. Don't worry too much about it.
Also who's your waifu? I don't want to call you anon all the time
>>714474693
How do you know that?
That's an awful amount of assumption.
>>714474466
>>714474799
I did but got kinda thrown off when I saw the "psychic attacks" part
>>714474815
I shall treasure this always...
>>714474394
you said "she looks suprised"
survey said
"suprised/Drew eyebrows too far up nigga"
>>714474301
Fuck.
Mine. Delicious.
>>714474894
Asked them, no one here is self conscious about their height and or weight besides one anon.
You being uninformed is thus a logical conclusion.
You needing counseling was a half joke, since you seem to get your enjoyment from shitposting. This is not healthy.
Your eyebrows are shit though.
>>714474934
She has made you completely obsessed and she is tormenting you everyday mentally. Don't you see that?
>>714474885
-pulls off the rest of your clothes-
-okay-
>>714474893
I keep seeing this happen way too often , I'm just posting lewds
don't know if you noticed
>>714475169
*Pulls off yours*
*Nice 69*
>>714475187
I'm sorry then, it wasn't on purpose. I'll just call you Lewd chan then or Lewd anon
I noticed the lewds only
>>714475055
Are you a girl posting? Or some kind of fag?
Claim
>Riding my bike
>See two cute grills
>Decide to go talk to them
>Shoe comes untied
>Lace gets caught in the chain
>I fall over
>They laughed and rode away
>>714475112
I'm not obsessed I just miss Kurome
It's not Kurome's fault that I feel this way
>>714475556
>wearing shoes with laces
I don't mind all the talk about everyday life shit but whats with all the gay roleplay and poo flinging/chimpouts over having a girlfriend? Honestly it's fuckin stupid
>>714474779
where is your waifu from? I need to see more
>>714474807
send it :o
>>714474885
She makes me really happy when we talk and mingle but I doubt she likes me -_-
SLUTTY ASUKA IS MINNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
>>714475556
smooth
>>714475371
I understand you are not the only one who got caught up there trying to reason with that person
do you save lewds of Chara or others?
>>714475321
-leans closer to you, wraps arms around you and pull you in-
>>714475689
You're fucking stupid
>>714475720
Samejima Mamimi from FLCL
>>714475794
Your*
>>714474394
I'll give you one thing eyebrows, she is a qt. But than again, I'm into men, so take that as you will.
MINNNNNNEEEEEEE
dsadfas
>>714475722
This is what Asukafags actually believe.
SLUTTY REI IS ALSO MIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
>>714475689
I don't understand it either. I wanted to try to argue with that... girlfriend dude, but he doesn't let you argue
the rest you just ignore and move on
>>714475739
I usually don't save lewds from Chara. I have 3 or 5 saved in case someone roll trips while demanding lewds, but that's it.
The other lewds I don't save... I go to /h/ for my lewds though
>>714475794
>>714475851
>
>>714475720
Ask her out then :o
>>714475746
*Moves in*
>>714475689
Leave then, nobody's forcing you to stay here
>>714475689
daddy didn't give enough attention
now seek it on shitties place and on the worst thread you can find
too pussy to go to /soc/ too pussy to go on /a/
lost but refuse to accept
THEYRE BOTH MINE!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
>>714475674
99% of all shoes have laces, the last 1% belongs to children, autists (literally) and manchildren. I'm a (mostly) functional adult so I wear regular shoes.
>>714475729
Don't rub it in, I feel bad enough already
>>714475720
come pick it up
>>714476092
You forgot the 1% without laces that hipster like
>>714475865
He's so nice and cute. Just too skinny for my taste.
>>714476032
-starts making out with you, tugging you down with me as we plop down onto the bed-
-Nice off by one-
>>714476022
Why don't you save Chara lewds?
>>714476092
>>714476210
Im gonna be honest, laceless vans are fucking comfy
Mysterious alien caught on camera!
Watch the full video at
shitpostersgflookslikeanalien.com
Ibuki mioda: Claimed
>>714475836
what is it about? :o
>>714476032
It's my new year resolution so I will
>>714476096
where you at?
>>714476210
They're in the last two categories :^)
>>714476231
>>714476032
You guys are fuggin gay
>>714476365
If you're 14 and a "hardcore skateboarder"
>>714475111
I'm not even the original shit poster I'm just asking and just because people claim online that they are not overweight or self-conscious doesn't mean it's true. People more often than not lie on the internet.
And I didnt even need to point out his eyebrows
>>714476276
1: There are not many I consider worth saving
2: I don't like fapping to things I know.
3: Waifu lewds are disgusting meme
>>714476365
I don't have those. I usually have some cheap ones... and those have laces, so I'll take your word on that one
>>714476456
heh
>>714476092
My shoes have both laces and velcro, so what am i then?
>>714476231
*Lies on bed next to you*
>>714476432
Ok. Make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend or anything first
>>714476456
I know -_-
I should just kms
>>714476092
im not sucks but at least they dont know you
>>714476432
should I knock on your door now or tomorrow?
>>714475567
I wish you would open your eyes.
>>714476509
That's true but...
No one here really cares if I'm 140 lbs or 300 lbs
>>714476456
What about those LeBrons or whatever that like peel off?
>>714476424
Post with your Kurome avatar.
>>714476432
it's a coming of age story about... you know, i'm not 100% sure what it's about, just watch it, it's only 6 episodes
>>714474529
Won't know when you're gonna be back, so see you whenever.
>>714474832
A carrot for you?
>>714476537
can you post some you have saved? don't have to be from Chara
also what do you fap to then?
I want to tickle those thighs
>>714473343
renge claimed!
I saw a couple of anon's nudes before,
Mizore, Makoto, Hanako(original)
They are average weight. Hanako also has girly hips
>>714476456
-t's not gay if the balls don't touch.
>>714476569
-grabs your hand softly, guiding it to my crotch-
-Nice 69-
>>714476984
Worst girl.
>>714476569
oh yeah that's a good idea I'll look for a wedding ring tomorrow
>>714476609
now :o
>>714476730
ok I will
6 episodes is little for such a cutie -_-
>>714476984
goodnight
>>714476984
Night
Klonata!!!!!
>>714476906
I saw Kagami's butt
>>714476537
Go to bed
>>714476569
Gay
You should
>>714476587
They live in my neighborhood, I'll probably see them again sometime. I don't think they'll recognize me though, I wear a different jacket when biking than I normally do.
>>714476691
They sound like nigger shoes
>>714477007
It's pretty fucking gay
Can the evangelion poster please explain to me what the last scene in EoE was about?
Did Shinji and Asuka become Adam and Eve 2.0 or did Shinji literally just kill everyone he didn't like?
>>714477185
ehh it wont be too bad
Welp, I'm going to bed now. It's 3 am
>>714476815
For example that one
I fap to... hmm...many things. Traps, Flat chests, paizuri, doggy, etc
>>714477185
Yes Mom
>>714477084
you are still as slutty as ever
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>714477275
nice ,what place do you picture yourself in?
good night. I'll bother you more tomorrow sometime
>>714477084
they're making a sequel to it
>>714473915
Lain mai waifu!
Here's my husbando. Mmmmm.
>>714477185
They are like zippers in like a spiral towards the heek and they slide on and you zip them up.
I think they were designed by LeBron and a kid with cerebral palsy
>>714477007
*Does nothing*
>>714477084
Ok
>>714477185
I will next year
What's going on tonight folks?
>>714477429
Yeah I'm fuckin hyped for it. Any word on if the Pillows are back to do the soundtrack for the new season?
In a weird way envy you people. I wish I had obliviousness to erp and develop feelings for fictional characters.
At the same time though I ship often...too much in fact.
>>714477429
when?
>>714477689
I'm trying to JO
>>714477644
can we roleplay sometime?
>>714477244
I guess so, maybe I'll try again when I see one one of them again.
>>714477275
Wew lad
Goodnight
You've got some absolutely top tier patrician taste BTW
>>714477635
That's pretty gay tbh
>>714477644
Do it for New Years
>>714477713
I haven't seen, i'm waiting to let it be a surprise
>>714477809
2017 i believe
>>714477880
XM8 superior to galil
>>714476718
It's not the same Kurome
>>714477809
How does one JO?
>>714477996
A fucking FISH
>>714477996
Ak is superior to both.
>>714477999
Nice trips how do you know?
>>714477809
Ok
>>714477880
No my family would be too upset around christmas. I'll probably do it in February
>>714477809
use the hook nerd
>>714477644
-be useful and give me a handy-
-scratches your back-
>>714476742
I'll need 2 carrots for some vegetable juice blend
>>714477689
Nothing much. Just being hungry and chilling
>>714478196
*No*
>>714478102
Kurome told me this
>>714477880
well if they are cute sure
>>714478008
Your waifu is good material
>>714478145
yay!
*gives you a hug*
>>714478154
who are you? :o
>>714477921
I see, what is the cat's name
>>714478419
-fiine, give me a blowjob then-
>>714478461
you tell me
>>714478423
I just don't trust that Kurome, I really don't.
>>714478461
Konata?
I need something from you!
>>714478518
You sure know how to turn me on :o
>>714478461
*Hugs back*
>>714478491
*No*
I'm going to bed now
>>714478600
what do you need? :o
>>714478636
*gives you a good night kiss*
take care lovely :o
>>714478461
his name's Ta-kun
I was out of my cage
And I was doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down cause I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now he's falling asleep and she's calling a cab
And she's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
And they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
She's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
I just can't look, it's killing me
And taking control...
Jealousy turning her saints into the sea
Turning her sick lullabies
Choking on your alibies
But it's the price I paid
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Because I'm Mister Brightside
>>714478656
You had contact with sachiposter outside of /waifu/, no?
>>714478766
cute
>>714478603
you don't remember the image do you?
>>714478636
-so you just want to lay here naked and do nothing?-
>>714478461
Thanks! Who might be yours?
>>714478301
Same thing here. How was the day?
>>714478729
>Was just thinking about that song
Fuckin hell mate
>>714478811
just fb and discord I already tried messaging him sorry :(
>>714478729
>How did it end up like this?
>She's touching his chest now
>He takes off her dress now
>Let me go
>Destiny is calling me
>Open up my eager eyes
>>714478145
New Years is after Christmas...
>>714478518
WEW
>>714476718
Thats not the Ibuki anon that switched to Kurome
Ibuki was a persona of mine that I used solely to troll edgedeath
>>714478895
I need those things. Can you give them to me?
>>714478913
It's 5 day's after, so they might be thinking about it then. Also in december it's my moms birthday and my moms moms death anniversary or whatever so december is a bad time
>>714478859
klonata :o
>>714478838
maybe there's a lot of images here ._.
>>714479044
for fb just look for Sac Hi and
let me check disco but please don't get your hopes up little one
>>714478636
-bye-
-_-
>>714479033
Why did you do that?
I like cartoons
>>714479105
If you killed yourself on January 1st they would not be sad about it on December 25th
I'm not being serious by the way, don't kill yourself <3
>>714478729
Shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQkPzX78LH0
>>714479270
me too :3
>>714479044
sachi#4434 I believe I don't elitist much :o
>>714479190
is the hook ready or do you have something better?
>>714478766
YUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
>>714479444
worst girl
>>714479328
They would be sad about it every day
>>714479373
Hello dearest
>>714479444
Checked
>>714479419
>posting lewds in /waifu/
please do not do that
>>714478766
I see
>>714478859
Nothing special, dull, cold, and shitty cause idk what i ate ir drank. How are you, my book loving friend?
>>714479419
why do you want me to cum so bad? :o
>>714479444
>checked
YUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>714479535
Grazie Renge
>>714479535
>>714479578
Wuz is gud my nigga??
>>714479541
I see you
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>>714479535
Hi Lovely. What's up with you?
~Shiro
>>714479535
How could they be sad about it before it happened
